Post by Stone Zellor on Nov 16, 2005 14:15:33 GMT -5
[The scene opens in the apartment again, where J.C. Cook is jumping around celebrating his sort-of-victory on Monday night. He's still excited despite it being Wednesday, and despite the fact that he has a match tomorrow night as well, but that doesn't stop the happiness]
J.C.:
I did it. I said I would, and I sort-of did. Last week I claimed I was going to defeat three fellow wrestlers and I pinned two of them, but really pissed Misery off in the process... Which makes up for not being the one who pinned Mark Millar.
I mean, I was rockin' on all cylinders. 'Pressure Cookers' and 'Fuzzy Splashes' every which way and to top it off, I got under the skin of Misery. There's nothing quite as satisfying as knowing that you've annoyed someone that much, especially someone like Misery. With his staples and his rats, and his overall aura of annoyance.
Man, he gives out some bad juju. But he's merely a distraction at the moment. For Thursday night, the fine old folks have arranged for me to face Death, again. Now, I beat him on Monday night. I pinned his shoulders to the mat, one, two, three... Just like I said I would. The fact that he's willing to set foot in the ring with me again is reason enough for me to drive his face into the mat, again. I guarantee that on Action! I will deliver another Pressure Cooker to Death, and I will defeat him just as I did on Monday...
[And the scene comes to an end with the traditional fade to black]
J.C.:
I did it. I said I would, and I sort-of did. Last week I claimed I was going to defeat three fellow wrestlers and I pinned two of them, but really pissed Misery off in the process... Which makes up for not being the one who pinned Mark Millar.
I mean, I was rockin' on all cylinders. 'Pressure Cookers' and 'Fuzzy Splashes' every which way and to top it off, I got under the skin of Misery. There's nothing quite as satisfying as knowing that you've annoyed someone that much, especially someone like Misery. With his staples and his rats, and his overall aura of annoyance.
Man, he gives out some bad juju. But he's merely a distraction at the moment. For Thursday night, the fine old folks have arranged for me to face Death, again. Now, I beat him on Monday night. I pinned his shoulders to the mat, one, two, three... Just like I said I would. The fact that he's willing to set foot in the ring with me again is reason enough for me to drive his face into the mat, again. I guarantee that on Action! I will deliver another Pressure Cooker to Death, and I will defeat him just as I did on Monday...
[And the scene comes to an end with the traditional fade to black]