Post by Ravager on Nov 15, 2005 17:55:07 GMT -5
Ravager is watching a tape of Static's "music" video.
You know. It stings enough that I lost my title. It pains me to not be wearing championship gold. But to see the man who took my title mock me? ... Well, that's part of the game. I really should just shrug it off. ... But you see Static. I despise country music. With a passion. And your song, just dug a little deeper at my nerves. Agitated me a bit more than you probably intended. And now, well, poor little Bill Fleming is going to get the brunt of my wrath. Good plan. I take out all my aggression on him, then I'm less intense when I finally face you.
Ravager pops tape out of VCR.
Which is why I'm going to watch this tape of you performing that piece of crap song every day until I get my title shot. Every time I hear that off key twang of the guitar, I'll remind myself that soon I will get you in the ring, and I'll make my own music. A little symphony of screams as I suplex you to the mat. You, Lobo, and Bill Fleming will be a wailing choir as I break your bones. A concerto of shattered dreams. Line up now folks! The musical event of the decade! The Ravager world tour is coming to a ring near you. Don't be left out in the cold.
Ravager plugs the tape back in. Cranks up the volume on the video as he sits and glares intently.
You know. It stings enough that I lost my title. It pains me to not be wearing championship gold. But to see the man who took my title mock me? ... Well, that's part of the game. I really should just shrug it off. ... But you see Static. I despise country music. With a passion. And your song, just dug a little deeper at my nerves. Agitated me a bit more than you probably intended. And now, well, poor little Bill Fleming is going to get the brunt of my wrath. Good plan. I take out all my aggression on him, then I'm less intense when I finally face you.
Ravager pops tape out of VCR.
Which is why I'm going to watch this tape of you performing that piece of crap song every day until I get my title shot. Every time I hear that off key twang of the guitar, I'll remind myself that soon I will get you in the ring, and I'll make my own music. A little symphony of screams as I suplex you to the mat. You, Lobo, and Bill Fleming will be a wailing choir as I break your bones. A concerto of shattered dreams. Line up now folks! The musical event of the decade! The Ravager world tour is coming to a ring near you. Don't be left out in the cold.
Ravager plugs the tape back in. Cranks up the volume on the video as he sits and glares intently.