Post by Static on Nov 15, 2005 16:49:08 GMT -5
(Static + acoustic guitar + recording studio from "Walter Mitty" knockoff)
STATIC: I call this next joint, "Get on my Level!" Hit it, Mayor!
(With that, a stereotypically cheesy country tune begins to play. NAPW PROVINCIAL CHAMPION Static joins along, playing rather poorly on his guitar, singing off-key, looking at the peice of paper he's apparently pinned to the mic.)
Oooh weee!
Remember, when the Nightmare did a song like this?
I remember! I left, got a burger, and took a piss...
But this ain't about the Nightmare, oh no no...
He's just cannon fodder, a rookie, with a ways to go oh oh...
... to get oooon! my level! Wooo, you got to get oooon my level!
Vikiiing! Loboooo! You ain't at my level!
Get oooon! my level! You gotta get oooon! my level!
Ravager, kid, you ain't at the Mayor's level!
Well, I think about the days, how it was about "respect,"
between Ravager, and myself, and then he got wrecked...
Mayor, what did, I tellya? I said, what did, I tellya?
False sense of security, mindgames, my plan was perfect!
And now, Ravager's pissed! Now, Ravager, he's furious!
At who? You're curious? Well, he's a hobo, his name is Lobo, but...
He ain't aaaaat my level! I said, he ain't aaaat my level!
The Mayor? The most valuable player? He's aaat my level!
But you ain't aaaat my level! No, none of y'all are close to my level!
Viking? I'm disliking! He's just not aaaat my level!
(quiet part, emphasis on the last sound)
I was spi-king drinks with my voo-doo...
Vi-king was playing his didgeridoo...
wait, I mixed-up my count-ries...
I've, got, too, many, ad-ver-sar-ies
Who just aren't oooon my level!
They're just not oooon my level!
Lobo doesn't get his own verse, he's not on my level!
I said he's not oooon my level! I said he's not on my level!
Static, call me the devil, you're not on my level. (Dum dum dummmm!)
(TBC)
STATIC: I call this next joint, "Get on my Level!" Hit it, Mayor!
(With that, a stereotypically cheesy country tune begins to play. NAPW PROVINCIAL CHAMPION Static joins along, playing rather poorly on his guitar, singing off-key, looking at the peice of paper he's apparently pinned to the mic.)
Oooh weee!
Remember, when the Nightmare did a song like this?
I remember! I left, got a burger, and took a piss...
But this ain't about the Nightmare, oh no no...
He's just cannon fodder, a rookie, with a ways to go oh oh...
... to get oooon! my level! Wooo, you got to get oooon my level!
Vikiiing! Loboooo! You ain't at my level!
Get oooon! my level! You gotta get oooon! my level!
Ravager, kid, you ain't at the Mayor's level!
Well, I think about the days, how it was about "respect,"
between Ravager, and myself, and then he got wrecked...
Mayor, what did, I tellya? I said, what did, I tellya?
False sense of security, mindgames, my plan was perfect!
And now, Ravager's pissed! Now, Ravager, he's furious!
At who? You're curious? Well, he's a hobo, his name is Lobo, but...
He ain't aaaaat my level! I said, he ain't aaaat my level!
The Mayor? The most valuable player? He's aaat my level!
But you ain't aaaat my level! No, none of y'all are close to my level!
Viking? I'm disliking! He's just not aaaat my level!
(quiet part, emphasis on the last sound)
I was spi-king drinks with my voo-doo...
Vi-king was playing his didgeridoo...
wait, I mixed-up my count-ries...
I've, got, too, many, ad-ver-sar-ies
Who just aren't oooon my level!
They're just not oooon my level!
Lobo doesn't get his own verse, he's not on my level!
I said he's not oooon my level! I said he's not on my level!
Static, call me the devil, you're not on my level. (Dum dum dummmm!)
(TBC)