Post by Bruce "The Beast" Richards on Nov 15, 2005 13:33:10 GMT -5
(The door opens to the workout room, where The Beast is running on a treadmill, clad in a black workout suit. He's listening to his iPod with a copy of "Red Harvest" open in front of him. He looks up and notices Josh Reynolds.)
The Beast: Hey, Josh. (Removes his earbuds, grabs his book, and turns off the treadmill.) Thanks for meeting me here.
Josh Reynolds: Bruce, a lot of the NAPW fans want to know what The New & Improved D-X have to say to The Decapitators' challenge last night.
The Beast: Well, Josh, that's why I asked you to meet me. (Starts walking.) See, after last night's--come on, Josh, walk with me here! See, after last night's match, Kyle's left shoulder started acting up something fierce, so he's gonna have to take it easy for the next few days or so. He said he wanted to take up Axe's challenge, but I told him to take it easy and rest up for our next tag match. So I'm officially accepting Axe's challenge for a match on Thursday night.
Josh Reynolds: You heard it here first, folks: Bruce "The Beast" Richards and Axe will go head-to-head on Thursday Night Action--
The Beast: Hold on Josh, I'm not done. I'll take on Axe's challenge, but I'm going to do it my way. (The two step into the locker room.) See, if Axe wants to bring out a Singapore Cane to teach me a lesson, that's fine with me. (Dials the combination to his locker.) Just be prepared for The Beast to bring out a little something of his own. (Opens the locker and puts his book and iPod on the top shelf. The bottom of the locker is full of weapons: a sledgehammer, a baseball bat, a frying pan, a hockey stick, golf clubs...is that a set of commemorative dishes? The Beast takes his coat of the hook and pulls out a cell phone.) I've just got to call Mr. Winchell to confirm my plans, but I'm sure he'll see things my way.
Josh Matthews: (walks out of the locker room) Oh my goodness, folks: this Thursday Night on NAPW Action we may see a Hardcore match between Axe and Bruce "The Beast" Richards! This is history in the making, and you'll only see it here, on NAPW!
The Beast: Hey, Josh. (Removes his earbuds, grabs his book, and turns off the treadmill.) Thanks for meeting me here.
Josh Reynolds: Bruce, a lot of the NAPW fans want to know what The New & Improved D-X have to say to The Decapitators' challenge last night.
The Beast: Well, Josh, that's why I asked you to meet me. (Starts walking.) See, after last night's--come on, Josh, walk with me here! See, after last night's match, Kyle's left shoulder started acting up something fierce, so he's gonna have to take it easy for the next few days or so. He said he wanted to take up Axe's challenge, but I told him to take it easy and rest up for our next tag match. So I'm officially accepting Axe's challenge for a match on Thursday night.
Josh Reynolds: You heard it here first, folks: Bruce "The Beast" Richards and Axe will go head-to-head on Thursday Night Action--
The Beast: Hold on Josh, I'm not done. I'll take on Axe's challenge, but I'm going to do it my way. (The two step into the locker room.) See, if Axe wants to bring out a Singapore Cane to teach me a lesson, that's fine with me. (Dials the combination to his locker.) Just be prepared for The Beast to bring out a little something of his own. (Opens the locker and puts his book and iPod on the top shelf. The bottom of the locker is full of weapons: a sledgehammer, a baseball bat, a frying pan, a hockey stick, golf clubs...is that a set of commemorative dishes? The Beast takes his coat of the hook and pulls out a cell phone.) I've just got to call Mr. Winchell to confirm my plans, but I'm sure he'll see things my way.
Josh Matthews: (walks out of the locker room) Oh my goodness, folks: this Thursday Night on NAPW Action we may see a Hardcore match between Axe and Bruce "The Beast" Richards! This is history in the making, and you'll only see it here, on NAPW!