Post by The Decapitators on Nov 13, 2005 13:54:41 GMT -5
Josh Reynolds is shown with The Decapitators, who are in doctor's outfits and looking very solemn.
Josh Reynolds here with championship contenders Axe and Diamond. Guys what are you feelings about some of the comments made by The New and Improved D-X?
Axe: Well Josh, in all honesty we knew this childishness was going to happen so we brought some things to retaliate against D-X's juvenile delinquinxies. Josh, we reliase D-X has a far more serious condition that a few drinks now and then. Saldy, the have to live with Headupyourass-itis. And what a serious condition it is we brought this little animation of what we believe is happenening to D-X every day of their sad, pointless lives. Roll It!
Camera transitions to an animatio of two stick figures one, which has a arrow pointing to it saying Roberts, slightly bent over and the other, which has an arrow pointing to it saying Beast, is struggling to get its head out of the first stick figure's anus.
Diamond: That, Josh, is sadly what it feels like to have Headupyourass-itis. (Diamond covers his eyes pretending to hold back tears) I'm just so emotional when it comes to horroble diseases.
Axe: Unfortunately though its just one of the illnesses The New D-X has; Beast, as we all figured out by his visit to his trip to the "old-folks" home, suffers with a fetish for naughty Grandmas.
Diamond intejects: There is NO other reason they would keep their High School Gym Teacher Gordon Jago. We believe that he is, what the S&M world call, a Dominatrix.
Josh (trying to keep his composure): And what about Kyle Roberts?
Diamond again tries to keep back fake tears
Axe: I'm sorry josh, but Diamond get a little emotional when it comes to Kyle Roberts horrible condition
Diamond (fake weeping): You see Josh, Mr. Roberts has SUCH a bad case of Headupyourass-itis that he believes The New D-X is the best tag team in the world today.
Axe: It really is the worst case we have ever seen as professional doctors. We do have a small clip of Kyle suffering through this horrible disease
Camera shows a digitally altered photo of a cartoon Little Red Riding Hood, with Kyle Robert's head with the Little Red Hiding Hood Hat. Instead of a picnic basket it is a picture of a NAPW Tag Title. Little Red Riding Kyle is shown dancing in a forest.
Diamond blows his nose
Axe: It really is just awfull, so at Monday Night Fights its our duty as proffesional doctors to give them all Boot enemas.
Diamond: And we pray to God that they don't like that kind of thing...
Josh Reynolds here with championship contenders Axe and Diamond. Guys what are you feelings about some of the comments made by The New and Improved D-X?
Axe: Well Josh, in all honesty we knew this childishness was going to happen so we brought some things to retaliate against D-X's juvenile delinquinxies. Josh, we reliase D-X has a far more serious condition that a few drinks now and then. Saldy, the have to live with Headupyourass-itis. And what a serious condition it is we brought this little animation of what we believe is happenening to D-X every day of their sad, pointless lives. Roll It!
Camera transitions to an animatio of two stick figures one, which has a arrow pointing to it saying Roberts, slightly bent over and the other, which has an arrow pointing to it saying Beast, is struggling to get its head out of the first stick figure's anus.
Diamond: That, Josh, is sadly what it feels like to have Headupyourass-itis. (Diamond covers his eyes pretending to hold back tears) I'm just so emotional when it comes to horroble diseases.
Axe: Unfortunately though its just one of the illnesses The New D-X has; Beast, as we all figured out by his visit to his trip to the "old-folks" home, suffers with a fetish for naughty Grandmas.
Diamond intejects: There is NO other reason they would keep their High School Gym Teacher Gordon Jago. We believe that he is, what the S&M world call, a Dominatrix.
Josh (trying to keep his composure): And what about Kyle Roberts?
Diamond again tries to keep back fake tears
Axe: I'm sorry josh, but Diamond get a little emotional when it comes to Kyle Roberts horrible condition
Diamond (fake weeping): You see Josh, Mr. Roberts has SUCH a bad case of Headupyourass-itis that he believes The New D-X is the best tag team in the world today.
Axe: It really is the worst case we have ever seen as professional doctors. We do have a small clip of Kyle suffering through this horrible disease
Camera shows a digitally altered photo of a cartoon Little Red Riding Hood, with Kyle Robert's head with the Little Red Hiding Hood Hat. Instead of a picnic basket it is a picture of a NAPW Tag Title. Little Red Riding Kyle is shown dancing in a forest.
Diamond blows his nose
Axe: It really is just awfull, so at Monday Night Fights its our duty as proffesional doctors to give them all Boot enemas.
Diamond: And we pray to God that they don't like that kind of thing...