Post by The Calgary Connection on Oct 26, 2005 17:21:23 GMT -5
[Fade in. The Hatchet and The Fixer, each in a casual dark suit and sunglasses, are sitting in a corner of a small bistro in Edmonton. With perfect posture and impassive expression, The Fixer has a single glass of red wine in front of him. It's a contrast to The Hatchet, with his arm thrown over the back of the booth and a bottle of Molson in his other. He's looking around, checking out the waitresses and watching the door at alternating intervals.]
THE FIXER: My sources tell me that the NAPW is having an influx of talent. Men like Viking, Ravager, D! and The Dragon have all taken places on the first Monday Night Fights card. It disappoints me that the tag team competition is not so lively. The Calgary Connection is not in the NAPW for a laugh, tag teams of Canada. We're here to compete for and win Tag Team gold. Taking nothing away from the skills of the tag teams we've faced over the years and those still to come, of course. Confidence is valuable. But confidence without competition...
THE HATCHET: What's the point? Listen, NAPW, you're killing us! We're the best tag team in Canada, but what good is it SAYING you're the best tag team when nobody will step into the ring with you so you can prove it? The Fixer, he's a technical machine. And I bring the power. We don't expect a cakewalk over whatever team we have to go through to take home the gold, we just know we're good. We're a team, through and through. So please, NAPW, somebody sign to face us. The Calgary Connection. The next NAPW Tag Team champions... if there's anybody to beat for the belts! Waitress! Give me a...Moe Green Special!
[The Fixer looks at his watch.]
THE FIXER: It's time to pay up. And that means you, NAPW.
THE FIXER: My sources tell me that the NAPW is having an influx of talent. Men like Viking, Ravager, D! and The Dragon have all taken places on the first Monday Night Fights card. It disappoints me that the tag team competition is not so lively. The Calgary Connection is not in the NAPW for a laugh, tag teams of Canada. We're here to compete for and win Tag Team gold. Taking nothing away from the skills of the tag teams we've faced over the years and those still to come, of course. Confidence is valuable. But confidence without competition...
THE HATCHET: What's the point? Listen, NAPW, you're killing us! We're the best tag team in Canada, but what good is it SAYING you're the best tag team when nobody will step into the ring with you so you can prove it? The Fixer, he's a technical machine. And I bring the power. We don't expect a cakewalk over whatever team we have to go through to take home the gold, we just know we're good. We're a team, through and through. So please, NAPW, somebody sign to face us. The Calgary Connection. The next NAPW Tag Team champions... if there's anybody to beat for the belts! Waitress! Give me a...Moe Green Special!
[The Fixer looks at his watch.]
THE FIXER: It's time to pay up. And that means you, NAPW.