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Post by Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL] on Nov 7, 2005 1:00:31 GMT -5
<Stylin' Kyle Roberts and Bruce Richards was lounging around backstage at Monday Night Fights. Coach Jago is with them. NAPW interviewer Bill Fleming runs by, but is cut off by Roberts stepping in front of him.>
Kyle Roberts: Well, well, well. If it isn't Bill Fleming, Static's new lackey.
Bill Fleming: Look, guys, I'm in a hur-
Kyle Roberts: You know, Fleming, just when Bruce and I thought we couldn't respect you any less, you have to go and become the Hardcore Luchador's little buddy.
Bruce Richards: <chuckles> Hey, Fleming. have you been sucking this voodoo of Static's? Is that what's happening?
Bill Fleming: Now guys, I don't think that's called fo-
Kyle Roberts: What's the deal? Are you not interviewing anymore?
Bruce Richards: Is that jackass commissioner Bobby Winchell going to have to hire another interviewer now that you've become affiliated with a wrestler?
Kyle Roberts: I dunno. That sounds like something I could do. Can't you just see me asking the hard-hitting questions to NAPW wrestlers?
Bruce Richards: As a matter of fact, I very well could.
Kyle Roberts: "Calgary Connection! Is there any reason why you hired the most reviled Provincial Champion in this federation's history to do your dirty work? Couldn't get the job done yourselves?"
Bruce Richards: You ARE aware that Ravager's the ONLY Provincial Champion this fed's ever had?
Kyle Roberts: And the fans boo him! I'd call that reviled. "Calgary Connection! Is there any reason why you've lost to the New and Improved D-X on two separate occasions? Why are they undefeated against you?"
Oh! No! I've got it!
"Static! What sort of crack are you on? Bringing the smallest snivelling weasel that USED to be this federation's greatest interviewer into your fold? Is he sampling from the same Big Bowl O' Crack that you are?"
Bill Fleming: I've really, really got to go.
Bruce Richards: Don't let US interfere. Go do what you have to do. Just do us one small favour.
Bill Fleming: What's that?
Bruce Richards: Tell both the Calgary paisans and the little runts that call themselves the Decapitators that we'll be watching this match of theirs tonight. From ringside. We're going to get the best seat in the house and scout out our two potential opponents.
Kyle Roberts: And just so Wahoo Winchell dosen't get his Depends in a knot, we'll vow to not interfere in this match. These two teams can duke it out all by their lonesome. We couldn't care less who wins this match.
Bill Fleming: You couldn't?
Bruce Richards: That's right. We'll beat the number one contenders in a title match, one, two, three. No matter WHO they are.
Bill Fleming: Is that it?
Kyle Roberts: You're free to go, little man. <Fleming scampers off. Roberts yells after him.> HEY! GIVE STATIC A KISS FOR ME, WILL YA?
Bruce Richards: <punches Kyle in the shoulder.> "Give Static a kiss for me?" What are you, gay?
Kyle Roberts: I'm quite confident in my heterosexuality, thank you very much. Ask the girls we had over after our match last week.
<Camera fades out on the New and Improved D-X bickering.>
Kyle Roberts: Well, well, well. If it isn't Bill Fleming, Static's new lackey.
Bill Fleming: Look, guys, I'm in a hur-
Kyle Roberts: You know, Fleming, just when Bruce and I thought we couldn't respect you any less, you have to go and become the Hardcore Luchador's little buddy.
Bruce Richards: <chuckles> Hey, Fleming. have you been sucking this voodoo of Static's? Is that what's happening?
Bill Fleming: Now guys, I don't think that's called fo-
Kyle Roberts: What's the deal? Are you not interviewing anymore?
Bruce Richards: Is that jackass commissioner Bobby Winchell going to have to hire another interviewer now that you've become affiliated with a wrestler?
Kyle Roberts: I dunno. That sounds like something I could do. Can't you just see me asking the hard-hitting questions to NAPW wrestlers?
Bruce Richards: As a matter of fact, I very well could.
Kyle Roberts: "Calgary Connection! Is there any reason why you hired the most reviled Provincial Champion in this federation's history to do your dirty work? Couldn't get the job done yourselves?"
Bruce Richards: You ARE aware that Ravager's the ONLY Provincial Champion this fed's ever had?
Kyle Roberts: And the fans boo him! I'd call that reviled. "Calgary Connection! Is there any reason why you've lost to the New and Improved D-X on two separate occasions? Why are they undefeated against you?"
Oh! No! I've got it!
"Static! What sort of crack are you on? Bringing the smallest snivelling weasel that USED to be this federation's greatest interviewer into your fold? Is he sampling from the same Big Bowl O' Crack that you are?"
Bill Fleming: I've really, really got to go.
Bruce Richards: Don't let US interfere. Go do what you have to do. Just do us one small favour.
Bill Fleming: What's that?
Bruce Richards: Tell both the Calgary paisans and the little runts that call themselves the Decapitators that we'll be watching this match of theirs tonight. From ringside. We're going to get the best seat in the house and scout out our two potential opponents.
Kyle Roberts: And just so Wahoo Winchell dosen't get his Depends in a knot, we'll vow to not interfere in this match. These two teams can duke it out all by their lonesome. We couldn't care less who wins this match.
Bill Fleming: You couldn't?
Bruce Richards: That's right. We'll beat the number one contenders in a title match, one, two, three. No matter WHO they are.
Bill Fleming: Is that it?
Kyle Roberts: You're free to go, little man. <Fleming scampers off. Roberts yells after him.> HEY! GIVE STATIC A KISS FOR ME, WILL YA?
Bruce Richards: <punches Kyle in the shoulder.> "Give Static a kiss for me?" What are you, gay?
Kyle Roberts: I'm quite confident in my heterosexuality, thank you very much. Ask the girls we had over after our match last week.
<Camera fades out on the New and Improved D-X bickering.>