Post by Nightmare on Jan 10, 2006 19:25:27 GMT -5
[fade up]
[Blake has just returned with the latest Travelli promo. Apocalypse spits and snarls as he is untied, snatches the tape from Blake and shoves it into the VCR]
[outside kids can be heard playing in the street, the walls inside the apartment are beginning to rot quite badly, and the floor already has a massive hole from previous times when Blake accidently fell through the floor. from that point on, Blake has decided to stay where he knows is safe]
[the TV flickers on and a crew of TV people are unloading their truck before a huge mansionas Travelli's latest promo takes the screen]
[after the promo is finished, Apocalypse rewinds it to a specific part he wasn't too fond of]
[the TV flickers to the part where Travelli is answering questions for the two men]
[Walters-[stuttering.] Erm mmmmmmmmmm Okay then what are your plans if you become champion.
Don- What do you mean if I become champion? It's not an 'if', it’s a dead certain, capeesh!? And this match coming up is also a double header, not only does it mean that I will become the NAPW Television Champion, but it also means I get to beat down two wise guys who have been talking about the family.
And as I'm pretty organised what the family plan to do next is sweep the titles until we run this whole damn show!
Walters- Okay, I'm gonna ask you a tricky one now. Apocalypse is considered a dark horse going into this match, and rumours have circulated that he has spent time in various mental institutions. So how will you deal with such a volatile and unstable opponent?
Don- That’s a ridiculous question, what do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna whack him, Capeesh?
Walters- That’s all well and good stating that your gonna whack him and everyone else around here, but the question is how?
Don- Listen here, you think I'm scared of a guy who was worse who needs constant attention from medics? You think I'm scared of a guy who looks like he should be an extra in Fraggle Rock? Quite frankly I find that question slightly offensive, that you could even consider such a wise guy as a threat!]
[Apocalypse stops the tape, smiling spitefully. he strokes his long, wiry, black hair and clears his throat]
Apocalypse> (to blake) Who the hell is this guy?
[Blake smiles and shakes his head]
Apocalypse> (to camera) Travelli, I want you to understand something. What those two imbeciles told you was true. I am a volatile and unstoppable opponent! And I will keep repeating that to you while you have your shoulders on the mat for the one-two-three.
But, let's not forget Crusher! Like I said, he will be out of the ring, bleeding and humiliated, while you are getting your ass owned in the ring. That is why I want to add a stipulation or two.
[Blake's smiling complexion fades to a confused look. Apocalypse is going to add stipulations?]
Apocalypse> I am making it a no-disqualification, falls count anywhere match. (to Blake) I can do that, right?
Blake> (smiling) Yea. I'll give the info to Winchell.
Apocalypse> Excellent.
[our host is strapped back into the straight jacket, spitting and snarling like an animal, and Blake leaves to see Bobby Winchell]
[fade out]
[Blake has just returned with the latest Travelli promo. Apocalypse spits and snarls as he is untied, snatches the tape from Blake and shoves it into the VCR]
[outside kids can be heard playing in the street, the walls inside the apartment are beginning to rot quite badly, and the floor already has a massive hole from previous times when Blake accidently fell through the floor. from that point on, Blake has decided to stay where he knows is safe]
[the TV flickers on and a crew of TV people are unloading their truck before a huge mansionas Travelli's latest promo takes the screen]
[after the promo is finished, Apocalypse rewinds it to a specific part he wasn't too fond of]
[the TV flickers to the part where Travelli is answering questions for the two men]
[Walters-[stuttering.] Erm mmmmmmmmmm Okay then what are your plans if you become champion.
Don- What do you mean if I become champion? It's not an 'if', it’s a dead certain, capeesh!? And this match coming up is also a double header, not only does it mean that I will become the NAPW Television Champion, but it also means I get to beat down two wise guys who have been talking about the family.
And as I'm pretty organised what the family plan to do next is sweep the titles until we run this whole damn show!
Walters- Okay, I'm gonna ask you a tricky one now. Apocalypse is considered a dark horse going into this match, and rumours have circulated that he has spent time in various mental institutions. So how will you deal with such a volatile and unstable opponent?
Don- That’s a ridiculous question, what do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna whack him, Capeesh?
Walters- That’s all well and good stating that your gonna whack him and everyone else around here, but the question is how?
Don- Listen here, you think I'm scared of a guy who was worse who needs constant attention from medics? You think I'm scared of a guy who looks like he should be an extra in Fraggle Rock? Quite frankly I find that question slightly offensive, that you could even consider such a wise guy as a threat!]
[Apocalypse stops the tape, smiling spitefully. he strokes his long, wiry, black hair and clears his throat]
Apocalypse> (to blake) Who the hell is this guy?
[Blake smiles and shakes his head]
Apocalypse> (to camera) Travelli, I want you to understand something. What those two imbeciles told you was true. I am a volatile and unstoppable opponent! And I will keep repeating that to you while you have your shoulders on the mat for the one-two-three.
But, let's not forget Crusher! Like I said, he will be out of the ring, bleeding and humiliated, while you are getting your ass owned in the ring. That is why I want to add a stipulation or two.
[Blake's smiling complexion fades to a confused look. Apocalypse is going to add stipulations?]
Apocalypse> I am making it a no-disqualification, falls count anywhere match. (to Blake) I can do that, right?
Blake> (smiling) Yea. I'll give the info to Winchell.
Apocalypse> Excellent.
[our host is strapped back into the straight jacket, spitting and snarling like an animal, and Blake leaves to see Bobby Winchell]
[fade out]