Post by Chris Casino on Jan 9, 2006 23:50:44 GMT -5
- Monday Night Fights -
We open on the now destroyed locker room of NAPW Champion Chris Casino and find that's he's demolished every stick of furniture in the room. He's standing in the middle of the room surveying his carnage when he notices the camera crew. He quickly composes himself and a grin creeps onto his face. He picks up his NAPW Title and drapes it over his shoulder.
Casino: Quite the night huh? Why if I didn't know any better I'd think that the "Rat Pack" got their asses kicked tonight. But you see. I DO know better. I see the big picture.
Casino pulls his long blond hair back and smoothes it into a ponytail, all the while his grin never leaving his face.
Casino: DX lose the tag titles...Evan almost gets mauled by that putz Maniac and Predator...Well he escaped to fight again another day. However, there is a bright side to all of this. D! came home. D!, I've waited and waited for you to show your face again. I knew if I was patient that you wouldn't let me down. Of course I didn't think you'd show tonight, but hey sh*t happens right?
You see D!, for all my big talk about retiring you I knew that your pride would make you come back. Hell, I was counting on it. I knew you couldn't stand the fact that NAPW's "biggest" star got taken down and humiliated in front of his countrymen. With your return I can now properly finish this little war. I can end your dreams of regaining the NAPW Title. Cause really, when you think about it D!....I OWN your ass.
I beat you in the cage and left you in a pool of blood. I took what you loved most and brought some much needed prestige to the NAPW Title. I made you look like the rank amateur you are. You're nothing D!. I'm "The Future" and you're the past. Cameraman, I want you to zoom in on my sexy face.
The camera does indeed zoom in and Casino's blue eyes shine.
Casino: I hope you're ready to lose again D!. I hope you're ready to accept the fact that I'm just better. But most of all...I hope that after I bet you again. You. Go. Away.
Casino waves us off and we cut to black.
- cut to a commercial for Diego's House Of Meatballs! Trust Us, You'll love our balls! -
We open on the now destroyed locker room of NAPW Champion Chris Casino and find that's he's demolished every stick of furniture in the room. He's standing in the middle of the room surveying his carnage when he notices the camera crew. He quickly composes himself and a grin creeps onto his face. He picks up his NAPW Title and drapes it over his shoulder.
Casino: Quite the night huh? Why if I didn't know any better I'd think that the "Rat Pack" got their asses kicked tonight. But you see. I DO know better. I see the big picture.
Casino pulls his long blond hair back and smoothes it into a ponytail, all the while his grin never leaving his face.
Casino: DX lose the tag titles...Evan almost gets mauled by that putz Maniac and Predator...Well he escaped to fight again another day. However, there is a bright side to all of this. D! came home. D!, I've waited and waited for you to show your face again. I knew if I was patient that you wouldn't let me down. Of course I didn't think you'd show tonight, but hey sh*t happens right?
You see D!, for all my big talk about retiring you I knew that your pride would make you come back. Hell, I was counting on it. I knew you couldn't stand the fact that NAPW's "biggest" star got taken down and humiliated in front of his countrymen. With your return I can now properly finish this little war. I can end your dreams of regaining the NAPW Title. Cause really, when you think about it D!....I OWN your ass.
I beat you in the cage and left you in a pool of blood. I took what you loved most and brought some much needed prestige to the NAPW Title. I made you look like the rank amateur you are. You're nothing D!. I'm "The Future" and you're the past. Cameraman, I want you to zoom in on my sexy face.
The camera does indeed zoom in and Casino's blue eyes shine.
Casino: I hope you're ready to lose again D!. I hope you're ready to accept the fact that I'm just better. But most of all...I hope that after I bet you again. You. Go. Away.
Casino waves us off and we cut to black.
- cut to a commercial for Diego's House Of Meatballs! Trust Us, You'll love our balls! -