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Post by REBELPro.Com on May 28, 2007 16:22:56 GMT -5
After a spectacular showing at the NAPW/REBEL Supershow, "the Sparx" looks to prove that he's not a flash in the pan. Ironically he'll be facing one of Rex Calibers henchmen in "LDK" Lloyd Rees. Rees has nothing but contempt for the young superstar and plans on keeping Corstenoca far away from a rematch with Rex Caliber. Will it be the experience edge of Rees that wins the bout or will Corstenocas never say die attitude carry him to another win?
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Post by chriscorstenoca on Jun 1, 2007 18:46:19 GMT -5
Well, it’s me and “LDK” Lloyd Rees at American Anarchy. But the thing I can’t get over is the ‘American’ part of it. Rees, your not even American, so why the hell are you attending. But I should warn you, you really shouldn’t come. It would probably save you some money on medical bills after I rearrange your face! But I’m not one to scrap out my matches, as you must know by now. I am a proven “wrestler.” But also, as my noteworthy opponent Rex Caliber knows, I can brawl with the best of them. Not I know your not a brawler, you’re a wrestler. A “Canadian” wrestler. Hell, saying you’re a “Canadian wrestler” really just means the same as a long-haired homeless man who’ll suck for a buck. Canadians aren’t better at anything than us…
Well, there is that one thing. What was it… oh yeah… losing. Ya’ll can lose at anything, including baseball (American), Football (American), and Basketball (American), and most notoriously, Wrestling (American). So Rees, did you notice anything in common with those three sports? Well, let’s see… Their all American made! Everything wonderful was made in America. (And yes, some toys are not made in China) We have better people, money, porn, cars, and by far… wrestlers. Because that’s what this whole Roleplay thing is about, isn’t it? Wrestling.
Wrestling in the dictionary is defined as a contention for mastery. You see, were all struggling to see who the “master” of the sport is. But the real struggle is who will be the greatest once we all become masters of the game.
The scene opens up to a small café located near WWE’s new developmental territory. Tampa, Florida is looking beautiful as always and the birds are singing their usual melody. Only this time, the cafe has two new customers. The camera pans the inside of the café, searching for a familiar face only to find Chris Corstenoca, sipping a hot cappuccino, along with an unknown man. The camera focuses in to hear what their saying…
Chris: Damn, man, I can’t freakin’ believe it!
Unknown Man: Well, Chris, you do gotta give Caliber some credit for doing something like you.
Chris: Yeah, but I’m sure he doesn’t have the sadistic mind and creative control of The Sparx.
Unknown Man: Well, you got me there, Chris. But anyways, this Lloyd Rees? What’s his story?
Chris: Oh hell, I don’t even care about my opponents anymore. This whole thing with Caliber is screwing with my mind.
Unknown Man: What exactly is it that gets you?
Chris: It’s the whole “Match” idea that Caliber has. Everybody knows, or at least that poor sap that was in the match with me, that Chris Corstenoca is the sadistic mastermind behind the Born to be Wired Match. I’m the one that created, competed, and controlled that match.
Unknown Match: I thought you lost the match?
Chris: It was for storyline purposes.
Unknown Man: Oh, I see.
At that point, the two men stand and walk over to the trash can, throw away their empty cups, and head for the door. The camera focuses in one again once they are walking towards their cars.
Unknown Man: Hey!
Chris: What?! You scared the (BLEEP) out of me!
Unknown Man: Sorry. But anyways, I think you should visit this doctor I saw last year during my divorce. She helped me focus on what was really important.
Chris: She gave you head, didn’t she?
Unknown Man: What? No! Listen, she really helps…
Chris: Oh, I bet she does!
Unknown Man: Look, here’s her number. Give her a call, make an appointment, and clear your head before this things takes you over.
Chris: Whatever, I’ll see ya later man, Shanna is expecting me.
Unknown Man: Okay dude, but remember, focus on her words, not her legs.
Chris: She has nice legs?
Unknown Man: Maybe, see you later.
Chris: Does she?
The unknown man takes off in his car before he can answer Chris’ plea. Once he realizes his question was just answered with the hot exhaust from the sweet looking Mustang, he turns and heads towards his car. The camera fades off with dust from Chris’ car filling the screen.
Well Rees, things are looking bad for you, aren’t they? Cause your most likely gonna lose a match on Tuesday, your Canadian, and your nickname sounds like you’re a petifile. But not to worry, young Lloyd. Not all things are bad for you. Your on top of your game, your young, your strong, and you’re a henchman for the soon-to-former, thanks-to-Kyle, REBEL Pro Champ, Rex Caliber. But, as I see it, everyone in REBEL is on top of their game, as of now. We are all “masters of the game” and it’s come down to the battle of the fittest. Well, The Sparx is a hungry animal and I’m looking top kill the competition. SO “STD” Lloyd Reese’s, it’s time to feel The Sparx and take your place as a sacrifice towards the ultimate goal… The Dominion of The Sparx!
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Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Jun 1, 2007 23:22:27 GMT -5
After "Badder Blood"...
-Inside The New Crimes locker room there is a buzz. All members are present including the newest Crime, Ca$h. Everyone seems to be celebrating the demise of Banks and the addition of Ca$h, everyone but Rees that is. "LDK" sits in a steel folding chair, staring at the floor. His NAPW Provincial Championship belts hangs over his should and for the first time in months it is not accompanied by the old NAPW Television Title and the Republic of Newfoundland Title. We hear the conversation.-
Rex Caliber: Did you see Banks's face when Static pulled out Screwy?
Static: Even better, did you see that's suckers face when Rees was yanking that motherf**ker in The Conception Bay Chinlock?!
Rex Caliber: Either way you look at it boys, that loser Banks is out and our man, Ca$h, is in! Three cheers for the newest Crime gentlemen!!
All: Crimes! Crimes!! Crimes!!!
-Rex looks toward Rees, who did not take part in the cheers.-
Rex Caliber: What the hell is wrong with you Rees?! Your not crying over the loss are you?!
-Rees does not look up but, he speaks.-
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Rex, do you honestly think d'hat I'm cry'n over a loss? I'm not t'thrilled d'hat da NAPW Tag Team Titles have slipped out of me and Da New Crimes grasp but cry, please.
Rex Caliber: Well, get out of that chair and come over here and help us welcome Ca$h.
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Dis is not a day for celebration Rex, sure we destroyed da weak link and da cause of our loss in David Banks but, d'ere is still someting not right. "Me, da hand chosen REBEL Pro Icon, da man picked t'lead REBEL t'da top like I have done fer da NAPW time and time again is being ignore.
Rex Caliber: Now Lloyd, you know I do not control the happenings in REBEL, even though I am the champ...
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Dis isn't about you Rex, it all about me!! D'hat is why I got an idea. Not only should I have NAPW gold around me waste, but I need a little REBEL Pro gold t'match it...
Rex Caliber: Are you saying you want a shot at the REBEL Pro Championship? You know, we could...Ummm...Figure something out...Don't you think this is a bit weird Rees?
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Why would I want t'do d'hat Rex?! I want t'add t'da gold d'hat Da New Crimes have. Plus, ya make a fine Champion. I'm talk'n about another REBEL Pro belt, da Carolinas Championship. Who is da Champ now anywho?
Rex Caliber: Ummm...I'm not to sure. Hey guys! Who the hell is the REBEL Pro Carolinas Champion?
-A mass of confusion circles the room until the voice of "Wrestling's Smartest Man" speaks up.-
John Salty: I know he is easy t'forget b'ys but, he's name is Murcielago. At "American Anarchy" he puts the title on da line against yer ol' buddy Rees, "Da Show" Chad Kurtis.
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Either way ya look at it, whoever holds da title, owes me a shot!! I'm da most decorated Champion dis sport has ever seen!!
Rex Caliber: Now don't get to far ahead of yourself Lloyd. You have a few big weeks coming up. This week you go one on one with "The Sparx", you've challenged Bruno to some crazy Steel Cage/Steel Chair match next week, and then you defend your bling against Jeff James. When the hell do you plan to fit this in to your schedule?
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Just watch...
-Scene fades.-
-The monotony of it is also most painless, but is that not what wrestling is really all about. In the promo area set up for "American Anarchy" a banner for that exact show hangs. In front of that banner is none other that NAPW Provincial Champion, "LDK" Lloyd Rees. Rees' Provincial Championship title belt shines around his waist. He stares directly into the camera and begins to speak.-
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: "American Anarchy", a perfect name fer a show d'hat will go down in history as da begin'n of da "LDK" era!! It all starts with "Da Sparx" dis week but, it goes far beyond d'hat Larry. Ya see Da New Crimes are ready t'make a true impact in REBEL Pro and I plan on be'n a major contributor t'dis Criminal Takeover. Befer long every title will belong t'da Crimes. So, after I make an example of Corstenoca, exact revenge on Brian Bruno fer his vicious attack on John, fer da pride of Da New Crimes, I'm come'n after what should of been handed t'me in da first place, da REBEL Pro Carolinas Championship. But, befer I get way t'far ahead of meself I must turn me attention t'da matter at hand, da man who will be remembered as da first rung of da ladder on "LDK"'s climb t'da top in REBEL Pro, Chris "Da Sparx" Corstenoca...
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: What da f**k is dis kid's problem?! He obviously has no f**k'n idea what da TECHNICAL TERROR is all about!! "STD" Lloyd Reese?! Who da hell is d'hat?! One of yer ex's from back in da day? Listen up Larry, if yer go'n talk trash about da most decorated wrassler in da indie wrasslin' scene ya got t'get yer facts right, not go off on some stupid tangent!! First off punk, t'call me Canadian is like call'n a Puerto Rican an American. I probably hate Canada more d'han yerself but, and dis goes back t'ya know'n nothing about "LDK". Me people have been raped and pillaged by d'hat f**k'n country more d'han Iraq by da ol'USA. Listen up Wayne, cause yer about t'get a history lesson on "Da East Coast Sensation"
-Rees gets that look in his eye, we have all seen it before, as he prepares to let "The Sparx" know every accomplishment that he has achieved in wrestling.-
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Ahhh...F**K IT!! Yer not worth waste'n me breath on!! Go ahead and tink whatever ya want about "LDK" Sparx. I'm a horrible wrassler, I'm a petifile, I'm just a step'n stone fer you on yer way t'da top, I'm Rex's henchman!! D'hat's fine with me but, da next time yer sip'n a cappuccino why don't ya get in touch with some of da people d'hat have taught about Lloyd Rees da same way you do. Ask d'hen what kinda mistake d'hey made while d'hey we're prepare'n t'step into da ring with da Newfie. Ask d'hen why, no matter how much confidence d'hay had step'n into da ring, d'hey were da ones stare'n at da lights while me hands were be'n raised in victory?!
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Da fact of da matter is bi**h, I'm da f**k'n man around d'ese parts!! Sure, others will claim da same but, when it all comes down t'it, dis man, "LDK" Lloyd Rees, is where it's at!! So on Tuesday at "American Anarchy" bring it all; yer mic skills, yer in ring skills, yer buddies from last night's "get together" and lets just see how well ya can do against me...Da one and da only, "LDK" Lloyd Rees!!
-Lloyd taps his precious NAPW Provincial Championship, flips the one fingered salute to the camera, and exits.-
-University of Alberta Hospital. John Salty and his personal nurse Michelle have just finished another vigorous exercise session. Michelle hands John a glass of water as we pick up on their conversation.-
Michelle: God job again today John...
John Salty: How many times do I have t'tell ya!
Michelle: Sorry, Mr. Salty. You recovery is moving along quickly.
Mr. Salty: Like I told ya befer little girl, I won't consider meself recovered until dis chair is out of me life. Now me ride, I need t'get out of here!
-John rolls away in his chair toward the changing room as Michelle calls Lloyd. Times passes as as we reopen we are outside of John Salty's apartment building. Lloyd has just pulled into a parking spot, he helps John out of the car and into his wheel chair.-
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Here we are ol'buddy!! Home again!!
John Salty: God! I need a drink!!
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Don't sound like half a bad idea, let me join ya Salty.
John Salty: Ummm...
-John does not look to interested in having Lloyd join him.-
John Salty: I'd like t'be alone Lloyd, I've got sometings I need t'tink about...
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Don't be so frig'n foolish Salty b'y! Plus, I got a few tings I'd like t'talk t'ya about next week.
-John begins to roll toward the doors of his apartment building.-
John Salty: I said I want t'be alone!
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: But Salty!!
John Salty: And da names Mr. Salty!!
-John enters the building. Lloyd is left standing on the street, confused.-
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Mr. Salty?!
-Inside the building John enters the elevator, presses a few buttons, and in a matter of minutes is inside his apartment. John rolls himself over to the window and pulls the curtain to. Sitting in the dark, John pulls his trademark flask out of his pocket, takes a sip, and begins to talk.-
John Salty: Salty!! Christ no body has respect fer dis ol'man!! Dame it!! I'm "Wrasslin's Smartest Man"!! But, all d'hat changes in da next few weeks. Nobody will ever disrespect Mr. Salty again!! Look at all da tings I have done in da NAPW!! I've lead Rees and others t'championship after championship.
-John takes a haul off his flask.-
John Salty: It's all Bruno's fault! He put me in this chair! He is da reason I get no respect!! How am I t'be respected if I can't even get meself out of dis chair. I'm an invalide and fer d'hat "Big Bad" Brian Bruno will pay!! He will suffer the same fate at the hands of Mr. Salty!!
-Fade.-
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"LDK" Lloyd Rees
Indie Wrestler
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Crimes! Crimes!! Crimes!!!
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Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Jun 3, 2007 22:51:27 GMT -5
RING! RING!! RING!!!
-A phone is ringing as we open inside the apartment of John Salty. The camera is focused on his wheel chair but, it is empty. Where could John be? The man can not walk. The camera begins to pan around the room and our question in answered. John lies motionless on the floor. His trademark flask lies beside his body and the sweet liquid inside pours out onto the floor. The phone continues to ring but, their is no movement from Salty. Suddenly, there is a knock on the door and after a few seconds it burst open. "LDK" Lloyd Rees and the newest crime, Ca$h, burst into the room. They rush toward John and pull him up off the floor. Salty comes to as The New Crimes put him back in his wheel chair.-
John Salty: Get yer grubby little mitts off me!!
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Whoa! Tak'er easy Salty b'y, it's just me and Ca$h!
John Salty: I can get meself back into me chair!
Ca$h: Doesn't appear that way...How much have you had to drink John?
John Salty: Obviously not enough! I can still hear ye!
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: John, what da hell were ya do'n on da floor?
John Salty: Lie'n down...hehe
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Were ya try'n t'walk again John?
John Salty: Well...Ummm...NO!! And, ya know what, so what if I was. I'm a grown-a**-man dame it!! If want t'get out of dis f**k'n chair I will!! I was wrongly put here!! I don't belong here!!
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Calm down Salty b'y! I understand yer frustration but d'ese tings take time.
John Salty: I'm sick of wait'n!! It's been six weeks since Bruno did dis t'me and we have done nothing!! You've done nothing!! Da New Crimes done nothing!! And me, well I can't do a dame ting!!
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Da wait'n all comes t'an end next week Salty. Bruno is mine and he will pay for everyting he has done t'you and meself.
John Salty: He better!!
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Are ya doubt'n yer number one man Salty?!
John Salty: No, no...I just wan him t'pay so bad fer dis!!
-Lloyd hands John's flask to Ca$h.-
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Fill dis...
Ca$h: Are you sure this is what he needs?
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Trust me...
-Ca$h refills the flask with one of the bottles from the counter, returns to John, and hands it to him. John takes a long haul off the flask as Rees continues to talk.-
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Salty, listen t'me! Bruno is not go'n t'know what hit him June 12th. Believe me, I want nothing more d'han t'make him pay fer what he has done and he will! But, ya need t'focus on get'n d'ese legs of yers better. Da New Crimes are go'n t'need ya at yer best in da next come'n weeks. So, tomorrow, yer go'n t'go down to d'hat hospital with d'hat lovely nurse, Michelle, and get better right?!
John Salty: Sure but...
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: But nothing John, let me worry about Bruno and ya worry about walk'n! Cool?
John Salty: Yer right Rees...Cool.
-Scene fades.-
-As the camera reopens we are focused on NAPW/REBEL PRO backstage interviewer Josh Reynolds. He holds his microphone to his face and starts to speak.-
Josh Reynolds: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a REBELpro.com exclusive. Joining me today via the Internet from his temporary home in Raleigh, North Carolina is the NAPW Provincial Champion, "LDK" Lloyd Rees. Lloyd thank you for joining me here today for this interview.
-The screen slips to show Lloyd sitting in his Raleigh Condo. He is sporting torn jeans, a New Crimes t-shirt, his NAPW Provincial Championship belt, and a hat with his "Red Star" logo. He speaks.-
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Like I've told you and me many of adore'n fans befer, da pleasure is all yers...
Josh Reynolds: Sure...Well lets get down to business. There are many questions I want to get answers for. So, lets start with your vicious attack on your ex-tag team partner, David Banks. After losing the NAPW Tag Team Titles in a questionable match at "Badder Blood", Static and yourself decided that Banks was the cause of your loss. Comments?
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Josh da reason fer da Crimes attack on David Banks is simple. D'hat Larry was da weakest link! He wasn't worth hold'n da title of a New Crime! His time had expired, certainly after he let me and da New Crimes down by causes us d'ose belts. Banks is probably better off on da shelf d'han being under da shadow of a talent like meself.
Josh Reynolds: With the demise of Banks, we see a new man get "the honor" of being able to call himself a New Crime. That man is the man that will get a shot at the NAPW Championship, Ca$h. How does Ca$h fit into the puzzle known as The New Crimes?
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: With Banks out we needed a replacement and what a replacement we found in Ca$h, da next NAPW Champion. Ca$h is twice da talent, twice da ladies man, twice Da Crime d'han Banks will ever be. As fer his place; only time will tell fer you Josh.
Josh Reynolds: OK...What about "Big Bad" Brian Bruno?
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: What about him?
Josh Reynolds: You have challenged him to some crazed cage match, driven by you wanting to get revenge for his attack of John Salty some weeks ago. Are you ready to step inside a Steel Cage with a man that is most certainly unstable?
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Am I ready?! What ya should be do'n is ask'n Bruno dis question!! He ain't go'n t'know what hit him when he wakes up after our Steel Cage match up!! Hell, he'll be lucky of he can take a piss on his own!! What Bruno did t'John was utter bulls**t!! And yes Josh, I will have me revenge. Why da hell did ya have t'bring d'hat up Josh? Talk'n about it gets me on edge!!
Josh Reynolds: Lets change the subject then shall we. Recently you have showed interest in the REBEL Pro Carolinas Championship which is currently held by Murcielago. You claim that you deserve a shot at that title but, after this weeks "American Anarchy" their could be a new champion in "The Show" Chad Kurtis. Is there anything you would like to say to these two men?
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Has d'ere even been a time when I was silenced Josh? Of course I got something t'say t'da so-called "Champion" and da challenger "Da Show". Larrys it's like dis, ye two go ahead and have yer little Championship match, put on a good show fer da Raleigh fans, and decide who gets t'call d'hemselves da Carolinas Champion--Fer a few weeks. Cause, no matter which one of ye Waynes manages t'walk out of "American Anarchy" with d'hat belt yer go'n t'have no choice but t'put it on da line against me!! If da current champ, Murcielago, some how manages t'hold on t'his title well, looks like Murcielago, like so many befer him will find out what it's like t'step into da ring with da TECHNICAL TERROR and if me ol'buddy Kurtis can some how manage da bring da skills t'finally take a title from someone...Well, we all know what happened da last time he was in da ring with me!!
Josh Reynolds: Confident?!
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: It's not confidence Reynolds, it's assurance!! You know, I know, and everyone in both REBEL Pro and da NAPW knows d'hat neither one of d'hem is even worth tie'n da shoe of "Da East Coast Sensation!!
Josh Reynolds: Only time will tell I guess...Before I let you go Lloyd, I would like to ask you about your match this week against Chris "The Sparx" Corstenoca. This man took REBEL Pro Heavyweight Champion, Rex Caliber, to the limit yet you seem very confident. What makes you think this match will be a walk in the park?
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: D'ere ya go with d'hat word again--Confident. Josh, like I told ya already, "LDK" is more d'han confident, he's da best dame wrassler t'grace da squared-circle in ten years!! Corstenoca is no more d'han some flash in da pan!! Do you actually think d'hat he stands a chance against me Josh?
Josh Reynolds: Well...
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Nobody gives a f**k what da hell ya tink anyway Josh!! All ya got t'do is tune into "American Anarchy" on Tuesday and watch history, watch da begin'n of da "LDK" era unfold. "Da Sparx" just happens t'be da unlucky f**k d'hat get t'be in da opposite corner as me; da one and da only...LLOYD REES!!
-Rees gets out of his chair.-
"LDK" Lloyd Rees: Dis interview is over!!
-Rees walks away from the camera and the screen goes back to a single view of Josh Reynolds.-
Josh Reynolds: I guess I should not have brought up Bruno...
-Fade.-
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