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Post by Sexy Rexy [REBEL] on Apr 29, 2007 16:47:48 GMT -5
(The scene fades in and we see Rex standing next to a television. It seems to be a classroom, and the lights are off. Only light is the blue screen on the television. Rex isn’t dressed in a suit, but rather just a pair of shorts. The REBEL Pro Wrestling Heavyweight title is fastened around his waist. He grabs a remote and smiles at the camera.)
REX: Sometimes words cannot express things. Sometimes people need to be shown, so they will know.
(The video starts up, as Rex pushes play. We see a still picture of “Superstar” Tommy Deathrow. Then we hear a voice narrating. It’s Rex Caliber doing his best impression of James Earl Jones.)
Narration- In six days God created the heaven and the earth, and on the seventh day he rested. On the seventh day he created Hulkamania, and finally thousands of years later... A SUPERSTAR WAS BORN.
We cut to another picture of Tommy Deathrow standing with a Singapore Cane.
That Superstar has defeated many greats to come into NAPW and REBEL. He dominated the tag team division, but occasionally engaged in singles matches. These are a few of his many... many... MANY BIG WINS!
February twenty seventh, two thousand six... The Superstar annihilates the greatest tag team wrestler to ever fight... EVER!
Kyle pulls up Tommy Deathrow, smirks at the audience, and calls for the EMERALD FUSION! He hefts up Deathrow! THIS IS IT! WAIT! Tommy Deathrow squirms free, and PULLS KYLE DOWN! SMALL PACKAGE! And he's got Kyle by the belt buckle! ONE! TWO! THREE! HOLY HELL!
FRANK WARBURTON: The winner of the match by pinfall... TOMMY DEATHROWWWWW.
He continued gaining the attention of the wrestling world with his next great win... on America’s birthday!
July fourth, two thousand and six, in front of a rabid Polish Hall... The Superstar gets a pinfall victory over.... REX CALIBER!
BILL HEWSON: Rex Caliber picks Deathrow up, he's got him on top, are we going to see it... HE HITS IT! TOTAL ANNIHILATION! All Rex needs to do is go for the cover WAIT AMINUTE---RAVAGER?!
JACK JONES: Where the hell did he come from?
Ravager (suit and all) slides into the ring post-Muscle Buster, and before Caliber registers what's happening, Ravager slips his arms around Rex's neck and killshimdead with the Last Resort dragon suplex. Caliber is down, hard, as Ravager looks down impassively. Tommy Deathrow is getting to his feet, groggy, but he's got enough sense in him to NAIL a quick Deathrow Driver on Caliber. The pinfall is academic. ONE. TWO. THREE.
FRANK WARBURTON: Here is YOUR winner... SUPERSTAR TOMMY DEATHROWWWWW!
Tommy Deathrow’s tidal wave of destruction doesn’t end there. He goes into another mans domain and shows the world, The Superstar can go PURE HONOR!
September twenty sixth, Tommy embarrasses the future Provincial Champion, and legend on the indy circuit... KIDD!
And Kidd looks like someone just burnt his house down. He slides off of Deathrow, pounds his fists into the boards, and slowly--SLOWLY--picks himself up. His eyes burning with resolve, he seizes Deathrow's head and pulls him up... under-hooking his arms, he roars to the crowd, signaling for the CRIMSON TIDE... and then, with no warning, Deathrow slides his head neatly between Kidd's legs. With a desperate surge of strength, Deathrow POWERS up to standing, flipping Kidd with a BACK BODY DROP. Both men down, both of them worn out so very much, but they both fight their way to standing...
... but Deathrow is just three seconds quicker. Kidd lurches at him, but Deathrow controls the charge, and in no time it's a Deathrow Driver.
ONE!
Kidd shoots his leg out onto the rope--
TWO!
--but his rope breaks are gone.
THREE!
Will the huge victories stop? NO! Deemed the Tangle of the Thomas’, Tommy makes a future REBEL Tag Champ his personal BITCH!
It was November the seventh, two thousand six, and Tommy Deathrow was truly a SUPERSTAR!
Young is preparing to hit his finisher, the Shades Of Death, but the fan response... for some reason, Young has to turn around and see what's behind him
SPINEBUSTER!
Young is plastered to the mat! A shaken Mr. B has crawled out from under the ring, and Prince Darko is up --- both men pursue the Man in Black, who is now running for the exit! In the ring, Deathrow is up. Angry. And eager to end this. He boots a dazed in the gut... then bends him over! Deathrow hoists Young up and DEATHROW DRIVER CONNECTS! Deathrow covers for one, two, three! Nobody has ever kicked out of the Deathrow Driver, and Thomas Young couldn't change that tonight.
FRANK WARBURTON: Here is your winner... SUPERSTAHHHHHH THOMMMMMAS DEATHROWWWWW!
The Year of the Doomriders didn’t start off good, until Tommy took out the most vicious big man to ever wrestle a match... ANYWHERE!
January sixteenth two thousand seven will live in infamy.. the day Krenshov.... took a trip down DEATHROW!
Kenny is shaking his head in an effort to clear the cobwebs and we see the shots from the shovel have busted him wide open. Tommy hits a chop block and the big man drops like a chopped down tree! Tommy grabs a handful of trunks as the referee counts, one, two, three!
BILL HEWSON: Tommy won it! Tommy got the pin over "Colossal" Kenny Krenshov!!
Then it was the latest big win. He needed this win to get a chance at the REBEL belt, and he did what only a Superstar could...
On the tenth of April, Tommy Deathow got a pinfall over the GREATEST WRESTLER TO EVER LIVE! The man that made Rex Caliber tap... the current NAPW tag champ, Provincial champ...the former NAPW Champ... the LDK! Lloyd... Rees!
In the ring, however, LDK has Deathrow in a bad position. He again toe-kicks him, lifting him high in the air for a second Nish J Drop! There's nobody in the ring to save Deathrow... but Tommy wriggles like a fish and ends up back on his feet, back to back with LDK. MULE KICK. Rees grabs his groin as Tommy caught him from the back-to-back position. And then:
Deathrow rams LDK's head between his legs. He sticks his tongue out and grabs the back of Rees' trunks, lifting up. In one swift, stump-pulling motion...
LDK learns what it is to be on the receiving end of the Deathrow Driver. Tommy hooks the leg, and it's ONE...TWO...THREE!
JENNY JERSEY: The winner of the match by pinfall... SUPERSTAR TOMMMMMMY DEATHROOOOOWWWW!
And this Tuesday, in the REBEL ARENA! THE SUPERSTAR WILL FACE A MAN HE ALREADY HAS BEATEN. Only this time... it’s for THE REBEL CHAMPIONSHIP!
The tape ends showing Tommy pinning a bloody Rex Caliber... and shows it again... and shows it again.
(Rex stops the tape, and turns on the light in the room. The chalk board shows in big letters... REX VS STD!)
REX: Tommy Deathrow... is the most dangerous man to ever step foot in a wrestling ring. He eats nails, he kills puppies with his BARE HANDS! This man can go to jail, and not ever get raped... he is THAT AWESOME! HE IS THE SUPERSTAR BITCHES.
But... even though he is coming off a tough loss, or two... even though he might have sustained a splinter or two...or five, when him and Sebastien talked the other night... And even though, I’m in the greatest shape of my life... I still don’t know who will win. He can out drink me... he can suplex a table like no other. He can have sex with three women, and never spill his beer. HE IS THAT DAMN GOOD! I have to contend with this man...
And what has Rex ever done in title defenses? LOST... All but one... and Dextro pushed me for like ninety two minutes, and I think he actually pinned me when the ref was down. I lose title defenses more than I lose any kind of match.
This Tuesday... odds are against me. But Rex Caliber, despite the odds... in the face of the biggest obstacle in my career... against a man who is in tip tip shape... against the history... against my OWN DOUBTS... the world is betting against me...
But I will somehow.. someway triumph. Not because I’m better than him... not because I got lucky... but because those fans will push me to do it. The look in their eyes will give me that little extra to win. I will feel the rush of my fans, who believe that REX CAN DO IT!
That’s from the heart... so everyone go out, get you, your friends, your family.. hell buy the guy you wouldn’t piss on a ticket. Why? Because without you... I can’t win. I’m your hero, but you are my blood... I DO IT FOR YOU!
Rest assured that no one will be talking about Mr. Canada this week... they will be talking about how Rex avenged a loss... and did it with the help of THE REBEL FAITHFUL!
(Fade to blue!)
REX: Sometimes words cannot express things. Sometimes people need to be shown, so they will know.
(The video starts up, as Rex pushes play. We see a still picture of “Superstar” Tommy Deathrow. Then we hear a voice narrating. It’s Rex Caliber doing his best impression of James Earl Jones.)
Narration- In six days God created the heaven and the earth, and on the seventh day he rested. On the seventh day he created Hulkamania, and finally thousands of years later... A SUPERSTAR WAS BORN.
We cut to another picture of Tommy Deathrow standing with a Singapore Cane.
That Superstar has defeated many greats to come into NAPW and REBEL. He dominated the tag team division, but occasionally engaged in singles matches. These are a few of his many... many... MANY BIG WINS!
February twenty seventh, two thousand six... The Superstar annihilates the greatest tag team wrestler to ever fight... EVER!
Kyle pulls up Tommy Deathrow, smirks at the audience, and calls for the EMERALD FUSION! He hefts up Deathrow! THIS IS IT! WAIT! Tommy Deathrow squirms free, and PULLS KYLE DOWN! SMALL PACKAGE! And he's got Kyle by the belt buckle! ONE! TWO! THREE! HOLY HELL!
FRANK WARBURTON: The winner of the match by pinfall... TOMMY DEATHROWWWWW.
He continued gaining the attention of the wrestling world with his next great win... on America’s birthday!
July fourth, two thousand and six, in front of a rabid Polish Hall... The Superstar gets a pinfall victory over.... REX CALIBER!
BILL HEWSON: Rex Caliber picks Deathrow up, he's got him on top, are we going to see it... HE HITS IT! TOTAL ANNIHILATION! All Rex needs to do is go for the cover WAIT AMINUTE---RAVAGER?!
JACK JONES: Where the hell did he come from?
Ravager (suit and all) slides into the ring post-Muscle Buster, and before Caliber registers what's happening, Ravager slips his arms around Rex's neck and killshimdead with the Last Resort dragon suplex. Caliber is down, hard, as Ravager looks down impassively. Tommy Deathrow is getting to his feet, groggy, but he's got enough sense in him to NAIL a quick Deathrow Driver on Caliber. The pinfall is academic. ONE. TWO. THREE.
FRANK WARBURTON: Here is YOUR winner... SUPERSTAR TOMMY DEATHROWWWWW!
Tommy Deathrow’s tidal wave of destruction doesn’t end there. He goes into another mans domain and shows the world, The Superstar can go PURE HONOR!
September twenty sixth, Tommy embarrasses the future Provincial Champion, and legend on the indy circuit... KIDD!
And Kidd looks like someone just burnt his house down. He slides off of Deathrow, pounds his fists into the boards, and slowly--SLOWLY--picks himself up. His eyes burning with resolve, he seizes Deathrow's head and pulls him up... under-hooking his arms, he roars to the crowd, signaling for the CRIMSON TIDE... and then, with no warning, Deathrow slides his head neatly between Kidd's legs. With a desperate surge of strength, Deathrow POWERS up to standing, flipping Kidd with a BACK BODY DROP. Both men down, both of them worn out so very much, but they both fight their way to standing...
... but Deathrow is just three seconds quicker. Kidd lurches at him, but Deathrow controls the charge, and in no time it's a Deathrow Driver.
ONE!
Kidd shoots his leg out onto the rope--
TWO!
--but his rope breaks are gone.
THREE!
Will the huge victories stop? NO! Deemed the Tangle of the Thomas’, Tommy makes a future REBEL Tag Champ his personal BITCH!
It was November the seventh, two thousand six, and Tommy Deathrow was truly a SUPERSTAR!
Young is preparing to hit his finisher, the Shades Of Death, but the fan response... for some reason, Young has to turn around and see what's behind him
SPINEBUSTER!
Young is plastered to the mat! A shaken Mr. B has crawled out from under the ring, and Prince Darko is up --- both men pursue the Man in Black, who is now running for the exit! In the ring, Deathrow is up. Angry. And eager to end this. He boots a dazed in the gut... then bends him over! Deathrow hoists Young up and DEATHROW DRIVER CONNECTS! Deathrow covers for one, two, three! Nobody has ever kicked out of the Deathrow Driver, and Thomas Young couldn't change that tonight.
FRANK WARBURTON: Here is your winner... SUPERSTAHHHHHH THOMMMMMAS DEATHROWWWWW!
The Year of the Doomriders didn’t start off good, until Tommy took out the most vicious big man to ever wrestle a match... ANYWHERE!
January sixteenth two thousand seven will live in infamy.. the day Krenshov.... took a trip down DEATHROW!
Kenny is shaking his head in an effort to clear the cobwebs and we see the shots from the shovel have busted him wide open. Tommy hits a chop block and the big man drops like a chopped down tree! Tommy grabs a handful of trunks as the referee counts, one, two, three!
BILL HEWSON: Tommy won it! Tommy got the pin over "Colossal" Kenny Krenshov!!
Then it was the latest big win. He needed this win to get a chance at the REBEL belt, and he did what only a Superstar could...
On the tenth of April, Tommy Deathow got a pinfall over the GREATEST WRESTLER TO EVER LIVE! The man that made Rex Caliber tap... the current NAPW tag champ, Provincial champ...the former NAPW Champ... the LDK! Lloyd... Rees!
In the ring, however, LDK has Deathrow in a bad position. He again toe-kicks him, lifting him high in the air for a second Nish J Drop! There's nobody in the ring to save Deathrow... but Tommy wriggles like a fish and ends up back on his feet, back to back with LDK. MULE KICK. Rees grabs his groin as Tommy caught him from the back-to-back position. And then:
Deathrow rams LDK's head between his legs. He sticks his tongue out and grabs the back of Rees' trunks, lifting up. In one swift, stump-pulling motion...
LDK learns what it is to be on the receiving end of the Deathrow Driver. Tommy hooks the leg, and it's ONE...TWO...THREE!
JENNY JERSEY: The winner of the match by pinfall... SUPERSTAR TOMMMMMMY DEATHROOOOOWWWW!
And this Tuesday, in the REBEL ARENA! THE SUPERSTAR WILL FACE A MAN HE ALREADY HAS BEATEN. Only this time... it’s for THE REBEL CHAMPIONSHIP!
The tape ends showing Tommy pinning a bloody Rex Caliber... and shows it again... and shows it again.
(Rex stops the tape, and turns on the light in the room. The chalk board shows in big letters... REX VS STD!)
REX: Tommy Deathrow... is the most dangerous man to ever step foot in a wrestling ring. He eats nails, he kills puppies with his BARE HANDS! This man can go to jail, and not ever get raped... he is THAT AWESOME! HE IS THE SUPERSTAR BITCHES.
But... even though he is coming off a tough loss, or two... even though he might have sustained a splinter or two...or five, when him and Sebastien talked the other night... And even though, I’m in the greatest shape of my life... I still don’t know who will win. He can out drink me... he can suplex a table like no other. He can have sex with three women, and never spill his beer. HE IS THAT DAMN GOOD! I have to contend with this man...
And what has Rex ever done in title defenses? LOST... All but one... and Dextro pushed me for like ninety two minutes, and I think he actually pinned me when the ref was down. I lose title defenses more than I lose any kind of match.
This Tuesday... odds are against me. But Rex Caliber, despite the odds... in the face of the biggest obstacle in my career... against a man who is in tip tip shape... against the history... against my OWN DOUBTS... the world is betting against me...
But I will somehow.. someway triumph. Not because I’m better than him... not because I got lucky... but because those fans will push me to do it. The look in their eyes will give me that little extra to win. I will feel the rush of my fans, who believe that REX CAN DO IT!
That’s from the heart... so everyone go out, get you, your friends, your family.. hell buy the guy you wouldn’t piss on a ticket. Why? Because without you... I can’t win. I’m your hero, but you are my blood... I DO IT FOR YOU!
Rest assured that no one will be talking about Mr. Canada this week... they will be talking about how Rex avenged a loss... and did it with the help of THE REBEL FAITHFUL!
(Fade to blue!)