NAPW: LDK Lloyd Rees vs Stone Zellor

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

NAPW PROVINCIAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
"LDK" Lloyd Rees (c) vs "Dynamite" Stone Zellor

DYNAMITE! Stone Zellor has rocked the singles racks in NAPW, and now he's got a chance at the Provincial gold held in the tight clutches of the hated Lloyd Rees! But the most decorated NAPW champion of all time is no push-over, and now he is allied with the REBEL Champion/NAPW owner. Will the slick pimp be able to overcome the odds?

[Stone Zellor]

Sure it had been planned in advance, but that didn't stop Stone from completely spacing on prior engagements. He had been cooked to compete in some independent Californian promotion, but with thoughts of LDK and Provincial Titles floating around in his tiny, little mind - who can blame him for almost missing his flight?

Thank God for friends like Bubbles.

She even packed his suitcase, albeit minus clean underwear. But they're easy enough to buy in most shops.

Unfortunately the trip wasn't a fruitful one. Stone had made a few trips down there on his off weeks to compete in their 'Brutality' division but had gotten into trouble with management after he got misquoted as calling their matches 'garbage, spot fest crap'. Yeah, you take four words out of a sentence you can make anything sound bad. You cut a quote out of a sentence and Gandhi appears to appeal for people to call women the weaker sex ... Which we all know isn't true. How else would our houses be decorated?

Anyway, as it turns out Stone got 'fired' from that job. He got humiliated in a match against some masked freak named Modo WHOA! who some of you may remember from an appearance in REBEL Pro Wrestling. The same REBEL Pro Wrestling where "LDK" Lloyd Rees sold his soul to the Devil and aligned with that maniacal - yet benevolent owner - Rex Caliber. Where the two-time NAPW Champion, one time NAPW Tag Team Champion, four time NAPW Provincial Champion and one time TV title holder helped to beat down the current and reigning NAPW Champion, Ravager ... Now that's a mouthful to say.

What can Stone claim as his accomplishments?

One twenty-plus day title reign as the Tag Champs?

Being the man who ran The New & Improved D-X out of NAPW?

Eliminating The Celtic Assassins?

Defeating Fatso Sazuki and Diablo for a shot at the Provincial title?

Does any of that even impress anyone anymore? The past is the past, and unfortunately Stone now has to look to the future. To May 15th. The NAPW/REBEL super show and his title shot at one of the most decorated men in NAPW history. A man who many claim is out of the pimp's league ... Out of Dynamite's league? Excuse me, this is Stone Zellor you're talking about.

"Ain't nobody out of my league" is what he would say. It's what he did say when asked.

Does Lloyd's preoccupation with finding who took out John Salty take anything away from his in-ring performance? According to Tuesday night in Raleigh, North Carolina - no. He's as vicious as ever, even if he does have "thoughts of that Simply Beautiful guy". Then again, Stone hasn't been paying attention for the past two weeks. There might have been a startling revelation. A new suspect in what only a Newfie can consider a 'whodunnit'?

But, one thing at a time. Whether Lloyd Rees wants to tear Simply Beautiful or "Big Bad" Brian Bruno apart - doesn't matter. Whether Lloyd Rees is one of the most decorated men in NAPW history - doesn't matter. If he is a member of REBEL's newest and possibly finest stable, The New Crimes - doesn't matter. All of that is fine and dandy, but it doesn't change the impending match-up in the slightest.

How Stone Zellor got to this point doesn't do the man justice. All of the hard work he has put into improving himself. The extra weight, the new moves, the new look. He hasn't had a chance to showcase them yet. Fatso Sazuki and Diablo? Matthew Kurtis? Those guys couldn't put on a wrestling match if their lives depended on it. You look back to 'Road For The Gold', 'Cold Snap', 'Sole Survivor II' - that's Stone Zellor at his old best. His new best surpasses that. What he was and what he is now are two completely different things. He is no longer the scrawny white pimp from Staten Island, which we can all agree is something nobody wants to be. But, everybody wants to be 'Dynamite' now. The pimptastic one. The best thing to come out of Staten Island - ever. The only decent thing to come out of Staten island. The man who can pimp slap the taste out of your mouth at twenty paces ... That's the man who's stepping into that ring on May 15th.

And right now that man is on his way back from California with a face like a slapped ass, readying himself for the fight of his life against possibly the toughest opponent he's ever had to face. One thing is for sure, the fans are going to get their moneys worth.

["LDK" Lloyd Rees]

Flashback!!

May 8th, 2007

-We open backstage moments before REBEL Pro’s “Culture Clash” is about to get rolling. Inside the locker room of “LDK” Rees we find Rees, Banks, John Salty in his wheel chair, and REBEL Pro Heavyweight Champion, Rex Caliber.-

Rex Caliber: Everything is all set for tonight Rees?

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Of course Caliber me ol’cock!! I got it all under control. Ya can always count on da “LDK”.

Rex Caliber: Tonight the fans finally get what they want, the return of The Crimes!

John Salty: But, with a whole new look…

-Rex and Salty shake hands.-

Rex Caliber: John, I got to tell you, I have been waiting for a chance to work with you for a long time.

John Salty: The Pleasure is all mine Rex b’y.

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: As have we all Caliber! I mean look at us, REBEL Pro Heavyweight Champion, NAPW Provincial Champion, and NAPW Tag Champs!! Hell!! We’re already da greatest force ever formed inside da wrasslin’ world. Nobody sees dis come’n but, once da cats out of da bag, everyone will be familiar with Da New Crimes…

-Rex and Rees embrace. The New Crimes?! Lloyd Rees and Rex Caliber on the same page?! This can not be good for either REBEL Pro or NAPW. The scene fades as “Killing In The Name Of....” by Rage Against The Machine hits the speakers of the arena.-

[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
-We reopen post “Culture Clash”. Many events have unfolded since we last saw “LDK” Lloyd Rees and Rex Caliber in a brotherly embrace. Brian Bruno has been revealed as the attacker of John Salty, in turn, Rees had a hand in causing Bruno his chance at the REBEL Pro Heavyweight Championship, not to mention, embarrassing NAPW Champion Ravager but, maybe the most important thing of all for everyone involved in both NAPW and REBEL Pro is the formation of a super group known as The New Crimes. We open in the locker room of REBEL Pro Heavyweight Champion, Rex Caliber. All five members of The New Crimes are present; Rex Caliber, Lloyd Rees, David Banks, Static, and John Salty. Plenty of hand shakes and other gestures float around the room, champagne bottles pop. Every Crime has a glasses in his hands and the five members raise their glasses for a toast, Rees speaks.-

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Over da lips and through da gums, look out stomach, here she comes!!

-All five clink glasses.-

All: CRIMES! CRIMES!! CRIMES!!!

-The scene fades.-

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-A black and white NAPW/REBEL Pro Supershow banner hangs in the background, in front of that banner stands four-time and currant NAPW Provincial and one half of the NAPW Tag Team Champions, “LDK” Lloyd Rees, next to Rees, for the first time in weeks, is John Salty. Even though John is restrained to his wheel chair he still looks straight in to the camera to get this promo rolling.-

John Salty: It’s been a while so, let me try and get back t’me A+ status.

-John clears his throat-

John Salty: What ye useless pieces of crap are look’n at stand’n t’me right is one of da top wrassler’s in dis business t’day. He’s held more titles d’han anyone, more times d’han anyone, and God dame it, he’s dame good look’n!! He’s known t’many as da TECHINCIAL TERROR, “Da East Coast Sensation” but, ye Larry’s need only call him da “LDK”!! He’s da one and only…LLOYD REES!!

-Rees pats his long time friend on the back as he centers himself in front of the camera. The gleaming gold of his multiple title belts nearly blinds the camera man and everyone watching. Lloyd focuses and starts to speak.-

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Finally da wrasslin’ world can take a breath of relief. After da longest two week dis sport has ever seen, da “LDK” will be back in action dis week at da NAPW/REBEL Pro Supershow. D’hats right, all da faithful fans will get d’eir monies worth as I defend me NAPW Provincial Title against a man d’hat will more d’han likely go down in history as me easiest opponent since I destroyed Da Crusher time and time again. Me opponent calls himself Da Pimptastic One, da best ting t’come out of Staten Island – ever, da man who can pimp-slap da taste out of yer mouth at twenty paces?! Please!! If dis is da best ya got Zellor, d’hen f**k, ya better make good with d’hat half-brother of yers, hope someone makes dis a handicap match where both me arms are tied behind me back, and make sure ya pray a little as me music hits da speakers cause what stands in front of ya right now Stone is pure greatness, a man d’hat is on a whole different plain d’hen some skinny punk kid from Staten, a live’n legend d‘hat has done it all in da NAPW!! T’put it in a language d’hat even you can understand Zellor…

[glow=red,2,300]Ya don’t stand a chance against Lloyd Rees!![/glow]

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Sure ya won a “big four-way” involve’n Fatso Sazuki, Diablo, and Matthew Kurtis t’get yer big chance at greatness and yer shot at me Provincial Title. Congratulations!! Ya beat every jobber da NAPW has t’offer; everyone of d’hem f**k’n chumps not worth a lick of s**t!! Hell!! Fight’n da four of d’hem at da same time might equal one “LDK” but it ain’t likely!! I’m not sure how many times I can come out here dis week and waist me breathe on talk’n about you. I’ve already said everyting I can tink of t’ explain t’you what kind of trouble you’ll be face’n dis come’n Tuesday…

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: But, don’t let me ruin yer moment in da sun kid. No! Come on out t’da ring on Tuesday night and put on da best show ya got t’offer. Christ!! If I’m feel’n charitable I might even let ya get a few smacks in t’make it look real good fer d’hat whore mudder of yers. Make her have da slight feel’n d’hat her son actually achieved someting in his pathetic life. Either way ya look at it Stone, d’ere is only one possible end’n fer dis match; you lie’n on yer back staring at da lights while me, da greatest NAPW Provincial Champion of all time, celebrates yet another victory!!

John Salty: And d’hat’s da why da spin’n wheel turns!!

-Rees stands behind Salty’s wheel chair and the Newfie duo exit to the right. We can hear their conversation as the scene fades.-

John Salty: I got t’get me ass down t’therapy Lloyd…

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Not a problem John, I’ll take ya d’ere now…

John Salty: Call me a taxi!

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: But John…

John Salty: Call me a taxi!!

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Sure…

-Scene fades.-

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-Once again we reopen. This time the scene is a dark room. The only thing that sheds light on the room is the glow of a street light. The silhouette of a man in a wheel chair sits in front of the window. It is John Salty. He speaks quietly to himself but, we can manage to hear his voice.-

John Salty: Something has t’be done about what happened…

-John takes a swing out of his trademark flask.-

John Salty: We can not let Bruno walk away from dis…No one does someting like he did t’me and gets a way with it!!

-Another swallow.-

John Salty: But what? What is good enough? T’just have Lloyd pound da piss out of him isn’t go’n t’be enough. We need t’come up with someting d’hat he will never forget!! Someting like he did t’me…

-Yet another swallow. This time John tries to get out of his wheel chair. He pulls himself up but is unable to hold himself and falls to the ground. The flask falls to the ground spilling the precious liquid.-

John Salty: Dame you Brian Bruno!! DAME YOU!! Look at what ya have done t’me!!

-At that moment the door opens, it is Lloyd Rees. He quickly approaches John and helps him back to his chair.-

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Ya alright John? What happened?

John Salty: Just had a little t’much t’drink I guess…Spilled me bottle too…Rees, be a friend and grab a few beers out of the fridge. We have something we need t’talk about…

-Fade.-

["LDK" Lloyd Rees]

-As Rex Caliber and Static leave the former Nexus Sports Club, they are approached by “LDK” Lloyd Rees.-

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Hey fellas…What happened here?

Rex Caliber: Had a little incident with a rowdy mob and some tomatoes…What brings you down here? You know we are not serving down here anymore right?

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: It’s about John…

Rex Caliber: What now Lloyd?

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: He obsessed with Bruno. Last night I went over t’his place after he supposedly went t’his therapy and found his drunken ass on the floor. I know he was try’n t’walk but, he told me he just had a few t’many and fell out of his chair. I know be’n in dis chair is kill’n him on da inside…

Rex Caliber: Do you blame him Lloyd?

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: No!! But, I just don’t want him t’do someting stupid and try t’take care of Bruno himself. We talked fer a while after I picked him up off the floor and he seem different, like I said, obsessed…

Rex Caliber: And?

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Well, he talked about ways t’maim Bruno, how t’get him back fer everyting he has done t’John but, he wasn’t happy with the ideas d’hat we came up with. He said he needed t’talk t’someone who was a master of dis kind of shit…He wants t’talk t’you Static.

-A smile comes across Static’s face.-

Static: If brutality and maiming is what John wants, it is what he will get…

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: He wants you t’come over t’his place, have a drink, and talk about dis situation.

Static: Tell John, I’ll be there…

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Thanks Static…Where are ye headed?

Rex Caliber: I have a meeting later with a friend…

Static: And, I have a whore to meet up with…

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I have t’shoot a NAPW.ca exclusive, can I get a ride?

Rex Caliber: Let’s roll!

-Fade.-

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-Gold!! Gold everywhere; this describes one man and one man only. He is known around the world as the TECHNICAL TERROR or simply the “LDK”, he is Lloyd Rees, the current NAPW Provincial and Tag Team Champion. As the scene opens we see “LDK” sitting in a chair. Both the Provincial and Tag titles are wrapped around his waist while the old NAPW Television Championship belt and the Republic of Newfoundland title sit on the table in from of him. Rees is supporting the newest Crimes t-shirt which simply reads “CRIMES! CRIMES!! CRIMES!!!” down the front. Sitting across the table from Lloyd is NAPW.ca interviewer, Josh Reynolds. The interview begins.-

John Reynolds: Welcome fans of NAPW and REBEL Pro alike, today we have a very special guest for this NAPW.ca exclusive. He is a former NAPW Television, four-time and current NAPW Provincial Champion, current NAPW Tag Team Champion, former two-time NAPW Champion. Love him or hate him, he is the most decorated man in the history of the NAPW, he is the one and only “LDK” Lloyd Rees…Welcome Lloyd and thank you for giving us your time here today.

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Da pleasure is all yers Josh…

Josh Reynolds: Typical…There have been plenty of happens in the past few weeks involving you Rees; the formation of The New Crimes, the discovery of John Salty’s attacker, adding another title to your already impressive resume when David Banks and yourself won the NAPW Tag Titles from the dominate DOOMriders. These are a few things that the faithful fans would like us to touch on here today.

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Well, let’s take a look at d’ese things shall we. First, let me enlighten ya about what is destine t’become the most dominate stable of all time, Da New Crimes. Forget about all da so-called great groups in da past and focus on us!! If yer not with us yer against us, and if ya ain’t one of us, yer nothing!!

Josh Reynolds: You have been in stables before Lloyd, The ~nFa~ and The Winners Circle, all of which have turned out to be flops. What makes you think The New Crimes will be different?

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Josh, like I said forget about da past!! Da New Crimes are da future of dis sport!! Just take a second t’look at us; REBEL Pro Heavyweight Champion, Rex Caliber, me tag partner and probably da top young talent in da business t’day, David Banks, NAPW icon Static, wrasslin’s smartest man, John Salty, and yers truly…Doesn’t d’hat sound like a win’n combination t’you Reynolds?

Josh Reynolds: Yes but…

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Josh, doesn’t d’hat sound like a win’n combination t’you Reynolds?

-Rees does not give Josh Reynolds time to answer.-

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Let’s leave it at d’hat…

Josh Reynolds: Sure…Let us turn our focus to your manager Joh Salty. John Salty was viciously attacked a matter of weeks ago. The evidence pointed toward Simply Beautiful as the assailant but, it turns out that Brian Bruno was responsible. What’s next?

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Dis is a touchy subject. See’n how I actually f**ked up…

Josh Reynolds: What do you mean?

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Well, see’n how I was incredibly impatient on try’n t’find Salty’s attacker, all da information we found is not creditable. But, d’hat doesn’t mean Bruno is go’n t’get off da hook. On da next REBEL Pro show, Bruno is go’n t’get da bitter taste of revenge, believe you and me, Salty has someting in mind fer him…

Josh Reynolds: Do you know what “Wrestling Smartest Man” has inside his mind for Bruno?

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: T’tell ya da truth Josh, I don’t…

Josh Reynolds: Next Lloyd, let me be the first person to officially congratulate you on winning the NAPW Tag Team Championship. Winning these prestigious titles has placed you in the NAPW history books forever. Only you and Chris Casino have done it, you are now a Grand Slam winner, comments?

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: It was only a matter of time Josh, I knew it, you knew it, and da rest of the NAPW knew it.

Josh Reynolds: As for keeping those titles, that is a different story. Next week is Tagstravaganza. Not an easy first defense.

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Josh it could be bring your daughter t’work day, it doesn’t f**k’n matter. Da person in front of you is undoubtedly da best singles wrassler of all time…

Josh Reynolds: But, this is tag team wrestling…

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Josh…Like I said before I was so rudely interrupted, I am undoubtedly da best singles wrassler of all time and d’hat will carry over t’tag wrasslin’. Not even t’mention me partner. It doesn’t matter who da NAPW throws at us, we are go’n t’walk out of Tagstravaganza with d’ese belts held high.

Josh Reynolds: Speaking of holding your belt high, this Tuesday at the first ever NAPW/REBEL Pro Supershow, you will step into the ring with one of the NAPW’s top young talents, “Dynamite” Stone Zellor, with your NAPW Provincial Championship on da line.

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: People are talk’n about dis Stone Zellor like he actually stands a chance against da “LDK”. What da hell has dis bi**h done t’show he even deserves t’get into da ring with a live’n legend like me?

Josh Reynolds: Well Lloyd, Stone has been on a roll as of late, the latest was a win in a Four-way Elimination Match against Fatso Sazuki, Diablo, and Matthew Kurtis.

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Do ya tink I give a sweet f**k about some Larry who managed t’get a win over three more Larrys? Da facts fer dis Tuesday are plain and simple Reynolds. I walk in the NAPW Provincial Champion, kick da ass of some punk kid whose name is not even worth mention’n, walk back out still champ, and d’hen paint da town red with da rest of me Crimes. Anyting else Reynolds?

Josh Reynolds: Ummm…

“LDK” Lloyd Rees: D’hat is what I taught. I’m glad dis ting is over, I’m sick of look’n at yer face!!

-Rees gets out of his chair, grabs his title belts off the table, and exits.-

Josh Reynolds: Ladies and Gentlemen, “LDK” Lloyd Rees…

-End interview.-

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-Once again John Salty sits in complete darkness, bottle in hand. How knows if “Wrasslin’s Smartest Man” has even moved since his conversation with Lloyd. A knock at the door startles him for a second but, it passes quickly and John speaks.-

John Salty: Whose d’ere?!

-The voice of the hardcore luchadore comes through the door.-

Static: It’s me John, Static...

John Salty: Come in!

-Static enters John’s Edmonton apartment and takes a seat next to “wrasslin’s smartest man".-

Static: What ya wanna see me about?

John Salty: I sure did…I knew d’hat you of all people would be able t’solve me situation.

Static: What's the situation, doc?

John Salty: Look at me Static!! I’m a mere shadow of da man I once was!! Bound t’dis chair like some idiotic moron all because of Brian Bruno…I need revenge and I need it now!!

Static: What kind of sick, twisted thoughts do ya got brewing dude?

John Salty: PAIN…

Static: We could do a Ring of Fire match… Catch the mother f**kers on fire!

John Salty: Ummm…

Static: Maybe a Barbed Wire Rope Match! That would show him… Blood and guts hanging off the ring mat!

John Salty: I don’t know…Almost doesn’t seem like it’d be enough. Bruno really needs t’pay fer what he done t’me.

Static: Y'know this might suck John, some bad memories and shit, but can you remember what that big bastard did to ya?

John Salty: I do Static…He cuffed me t’a chair and f**ked me with a lead pipe!!

Static: WAIT! How about Lead Pipe on a Pole Match?

John Salty: Still not sure if it is enough…Here’s what I’ve been tink’n…A Steel Cage/Steel Chair Match!!

Static: What the hell is that Salty?!

John Salty: Dis is what I figure Static, Bruno steps into the cage with “LDK”. Not some pussy cage with da top open but, completely closed in!! In each corner of the cage hangs a steel chair, from da roof ya know…

Static: Ok…

John Salty: Da first man t’get to d’ere chair has all da right t’use it. How does d’hat sound t’you King of Extreme? Is it enough?

Static: That shit sounds classic man, you ready?

John Salty: I am…

Static: Bring it!!

-Scene fades.-