Post by nexusone on Oct 17, 2006 21:24:26 GMT -5
FRANK WARBURTON: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall, and is for THE NAPW PROVINCIAL CHAMPIONSHIP.
“The Chicken Song” by AFI fills Polish Hall as The Yellow Chicken makes his way to ringside, accompanied by a massive pop from the fans. He is carrying his chicken decorated TV belt.
FRANK WARBURTON: Making his way to the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, weighing in at Two hundred Sixty-Five pounds; He is the NAPW Television Champion: THE YELLOOOOOOOWW CHIIIIIIICKENN!!
There is a huge response for the man formerly known as Carter Owens. But the goodwill doesn’t last for long. “Fighting 59” hits the speakers. And the double Champ is on his way.
FRANK WARBURTON: And his opponent. From Bell Island, Newfoundland! He weighs in at Two hundred Forty-Seven pounds, and is the current NAPW Provincial champion, as well as the NAPW Heavyweight champion! Ladies and gentlemen… He is the EAST COAST SENNNSSATIION, THE LEMONDROP KID LLLLLOOOYYDDD REEEEEEESS!!
Boos all around as Rees arrogantly struts to ringside, displaying all his title gold! Then another song hits.
“Rebirth” by Boy Hits Car plays and there is a general confusion from the crowd and the men in the ring as Patrick Kidd steps out onto the entrance ramp with a mic in hand.
KIDD: I’m not normally one to get into other people’s business and I hate to interrupt the match about to start, but I had something I wanted to say and since I knew I’d be able to find you out here Rees, I figured now would be the time. You see your holding two belts right now, and I see that as being just a little bit greedy.
This gets a slight laugh from the crowd as Kidd intended it to, but the Lemon Drop Kid doesn’t see the humor in the comment.
KIDD: So I been taking out the trash here in NAPW, disposing of Moose Boy, and recently removing NAPW of it’s resident STD, and giving that disease his vaccine via the flames. Apparently that has gotten me some recognition and now I turn my attention to you Mr. Lemon Drop. I believe it’s time that Provincial title comes to me, and I’m looking to take it from you in two weeks at the NAPW anniversary show, unless of course you’d rather lose the other one…
Kidd gets cut off by "Ibi Dreams Of Pavement" Patrick Bickle, still hurting comes out.
BICKLE: He won't be available that night as I'm CALLING MY SHOT. ME YOU AND THAT BIG GOLD BELT!
The boos come in as Joseph Winchell to the third power comes out.
WINCHELL: I can't book Rees in two matches, but I CAN make it a double belt match. First Fall for the Provincial belt, second for the Heavyweight belt. That makes everyone happy... and to make it fair, next week KIDD VS BICKLE! So after you dispose of that whatever in the ring... come to the back to sign the contract.
Rees is not happy with that news, and STILL must win this match, for that match to happen. He gets in the ring and goes face to face with his opponent. The Chicken does not seem intimidated at all. Referee Dick Kiebiech calls for the bell!
Rees slaps his opponent! The fans boo, but The Yellow Chicken simply smiles, and responds with a stiff slap of his own. The compassionate fans of NAPW thoughtfully start a “You Got Bitch Slapped” chant, just in case Rees wasn’t sure what happened. Rees angrily swings at the Chicken, who ducks, catches the champ with a forearm, then slams him to the mat. Quickly taking the advantage, Chicken goes to work on Rees arm, locking in an arm-bar. Rees easily makes it to the ropes, then decides to go outside for a breather. He doesn’t get any peace, as the fans are quick to jeer him. Rees takes a brief second to remind them of who he is: The NAPW champion. The Yellow Chicken takes a brief second to baseball slide into… NO! Rees lured him in, and the Television champ crashes to the floor! Rees goes on the offensive, ramming the Chicken’s head into the guardrail, then whipping him into the ring post! Referee Kiebiech is demanding the wrestlers get back into the ring! Rees rolls the Chicken in, goes for a cover! One… Two… Only two! Rees thinks the count should have been a bit faster, but decides to keep on the attack rather than argue. Rees going to the outside… and nails the Fresh Water Flip! Again he goes for the cover! One… Two… Foot on the ropes! Now Rees is angry! He thinks this should have been finished already, and tells Kiebiech so. Kiebiech? He’s trying to calmly explain why things are happening this way. Maybe it will work. We’ll never know, because Stiff Competition just emerged from the entrance way.
Dutch Flanagan, Rod Hardway, and Moose Miller, all under the charge of Rees’ former manager Ol’ Salty. And all taking a close look at the match. Rees sees them approach, but tries to ignore them. He picks up Chicken… Chicken with an inside cradle! One… Two… Rees kicks out! And he is mad! He hits a clothesline on the Chicken, then turns to yell at the members of Stiff Competition, who are now at ringside. Rees helpfully points out their lack of skill. How they have never won the NAPW title. Hardway helpfully points out that The Yellow Chicken is now standing. Rees turns around to receive a Deep Armdrag! Chicken follows up with an elbow drop, then tries to slap on another arm bar! Rees fights out of it, gets to his feet, but is met with a running knee to his shoulder! The Champ is down! Stiff Competition is laughing it up! Chicken with the cover! One… Two… And now Rees uses the ropes to his advantage! Rees is up, and angry, and Kiebiech wants there to be order in this match, so he sends Stiff Competition back to the locker room. The fans aren’t sure if they should be happy or sad about this. However, they’re soon given something to cheer about. After Rees has watched his tormentors walk away, he gets a Fujiwara Armdrag from the Chicken, who seems intent on softening up his opponent for the Crossface Chicken Wing. The Chicken makes a move for his finisher, but gets an elbow to the jaw for his trouble. Rees makes another move to the outside, trying to get his bearings. The Chicken is content to wait this time. Kiebiech starts the count, but Rees is back in the ring before it reaches eight.
Both men circle each other, looking for an advantage. They’ve both proven resilient so far, now each man can only hope the other makes a mistake. They lock up, and Rees with a knee to the gut, taking the wind out of the Chicken. Blatant right hands, a thumb to the eye, all illegal, but all effective, as Rees sees his opening and takes it, no matter how much the fans boo or Kiebiech yells. Rees lifts up Chicken… WABANA BUSTER! The Chicken’s head driven into the mat! This has to be it! But no. Rees knows it’ll probably take more than that. He goes for the cover… Chicken barely kicks out. But he had to expend energy to stay in the match. Rees smiles, knowing he has his opponent where he wants him. Rees slaps on a chinlock, bearing down, hoping to take as much fight as he can out of his opponent. The fans start to clap, hoping to inspire The Yellow Chicken to his feet! And it seems to work! The Chicken fights to one knee! Then the other! He’s almost on his feet! It’s a mirac- no Rees plants a knee in Chicken’s spine, then goes for the Conception Bay Chinlock! He’s got the Dragon Sleeper in, if he gets the leg scissors… The Chicken thrashes, trying to fight the hold! The struggle reaches the ropes! BOTH MEN TUMBLE THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR! Rees and The Yellow Chicken hit hard! The hold broken, but at what cost? Kiebiech lays in the count, ready to declare a double count out if necessary. The fans aren’t happy, but they may soon have reason to cheer, as the combatants are moving! Rees is the fresher of the two, and he is on his feet! He slides into the ring. The Chicken needs some fan encouragement. Luckily he gets it. Who knows if he could have gotten back into the ring without their applause (I shudder to think)…
Both men are staggered, but ready to fight. Rees throws a right, The Chicken a left. They trade blows in the centre of the ring, the Chicken getting the advantage, Rees ducks a punch… and Kiebiech gets clipped! He’s not out, but he’s knocked for a bit of a loop. Just enough for Rees to land a low blow! Rees laughs, as he goes to slap on the Conception Bay Chinlock, but SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SPRINGBOARD ELBOW! This must be payback for earlier! The champ is down, the Chicken is dazed, and Simply Beautiful smirks as he goes back to the locker room. Rees looks back at his attacker, ready to pursue, but he gets stopped… BY THE CROSSFACE CHICKENWING! Using the distraction to his advantage, The Yellow Chicken slaps on his finisher! Rees tries to fight his way out, but the move is locked in tight! Kiebiech looks for the submission, but Rees refuses to quit! The Chicken pulls back on the hold, causing the champ to yell out in pain! The fans are chanting TAP at the NAPW champ, but it doesn’t look like he’ll oblige them. After what seems like an eternity, Kiebiech raises Rees arm. It drops. He raises it again. And again it drops. One more time. Kiebiech raises the arm of the current NAPW Heavyweight and Provincial Champion. ….
And the arm drops.
The fans go NUTS!
The Yellow Chicken leaps in the air, pumping his fists in celebration.
And Dick Kiebiech spoils it all by pointing out Rees’ foot on the bottom rope. The match isn’t over.
All that happiness from the crowd? Yeah, that’s all gone now. The Chicken is the consummate professional, he goes back to work. He lifts up Rees… and Rees with a thumb to the throat! He’s used the delay to get back as much energy as he can. Rees needs to finish this fast! He goes for the East End Drop… Chicken floats over, and nails Rees with an Exploder Suplex! Rees is crumpled on the mat, and the Chicken is going to the top rope! The fans are on their feet! And the Chicken dives with the grace of Dynamite Kid or Chris Benoit… THE SUPER PECK CONNECTS! He hooks the leg! Nowhere near the ropes this time! One! Two!
THREE!
The Yellow Chicken has upset the NAPW Champion! And won the the Provincial belt.
FRANK WABURTON: Here is your winner: AND NEW NAPW PROVINCIAL CHAMPION... THE YELLOOOOOOOWW CHIIIIIIICKENN!!
The fans, who wanted to be sure this time, explode at the proclamation! The Yellow Chicken with the biggest win of his NAPW career, and Lloyd Rees just looks shocked… He has his head in his hands, and then we see Bickle, Kidd and Winchell, on the video screen, in the locker room area arguing. What about the announced match at Anniversary Assault?
WINCHELL: Damnit.. UH THREE WAY FOR THE NAPW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE. Kidd you can claim your Provincial shot another night, I'm not messing with an already advertised match. I'd seem like a fraud to the PPV providers.
And then there is one more face shown...
EVAN CARTWRIGHT!
EVAN: There's two things wrong with that match... THERE'S NO EVAN AND THERE'S NO CARTWRIGHT! I made the number one contender pass the f*ck out... I want in. I EARNED IT!
WINCHELL: FATAL FOUR WAY... EVAN, REES, KIDD, BICKLE... NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP... NOW OUT OF MY OFFICE.
The scene fades as then a picture is shown, a very familiar face appears. A video starts up.
The accomplishments are stunning. The first Triple Crown Champion. Defeating D! in a steel cage. Creating the Canada Cup. The most hated man to ever enter a NAPW ring. The Dudes are inducted as a team and that means there is one more announcement left. CHRIS CASINO is going to be enshrined in the NAPW Ring of Prestige. But that's not all.
Casino's voice can be heard throughout the building, that is now dark.
CHRIS CASINO: I've heard for months how a masked luchadore was the first and only TRIPLE CROWN SUPERSTAR. Well jack, their is the one and only original AND HE SURE IS HELL AIN'T YOU, STATIC! Put your money where your mouth is... Wait, no you don't get a choice. You signed an open contract for a special night, and brother I signed under you. OCTOBER 31st, BUTTERDOME, ONE NIGHT ONLY... ANNIVERSARY ASSAULT... CASINO VS STATIC. Bring it BITCH!
FADE TO STATIC?
“The Chicken Song” by AFI fills Polish Hall as The Yellow Chicken makes his way to ringside, accompanied by a massive pop from the fans. He is carrying his chicken decorated TV belt.
FRANK WARBURTON: Making his way to the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, weighing in at Two hundred Sixty-Five pounds; He is the NAPW Television Champion: THE YELLOOOOOOOWW CHIIIIIIICKENN!!
There is a huge response for the man formerly known as Carter Owens. But the goodwill doesn’t last for long. “Fighting 59” hits the speakers. And the double Champ is on his way.
FRANK WARBURTON: And his opponent. From Bell Island, Newfoundland! He weighs in at Two hundred Forty-Seven pounds, and is the current NAPW Provincial champion, as well as the NAPW Heavyweight champion! Ladies and gentlemen… He is the EAST COAST SENNNSSATIION, THE LEMONDROP KID LLLLLOOOYYDDD REEEEEEESS!!
Boos all around as Rees arrogantly struts to ringside, displaying all his title gold! Then another song hits.
“Rebirth” by Boy Hits Car plays and there is a general confusion from the crowd and the men in the ring as Patrick Kidd steps out onto the entrance ramp with a mic in hand.
KIDD: I’m not normally one to get into other people’s business and I hate to interrupt the match about to start, but I had something I wanted to say and since I knew I’d be able to find you out here Rees, I figured now would be the time. You see your holding two belts right now, and I see that as being just a little bit greedy.
This gets a slight laugh from the crowd as Kidd intended it to, but the Lemon Drop Kid doesn’t see the humor in the comment.
KIDD: So I been taking out the trash here in NAPW, disposing of Moose Boy, and recently removing NAPW of it’s resident STD, and giving that disease his vaccine via the flames. Apparently that has gotten me some recognition and now I turn my attention to you Mr. Lemon Drop. I believe it’s time that Provincial title comes to me, and I’m looking to take it from you in two weeks at the NAPW anniversary show, unless of course you’d rather lose the other one…
Kidd gets cut off by "Ibi Dreams Of Pavement" Patrick Bickle, still hurting comes out.
BICKLE: He won't be available that night as I'm CALLING MY SHOT. ME YOU AND THAT BIG GOLD BELT!
The boos come in as Joseph Winchell to the third power comes out.
WINCHELL: I can't book Rees in two matches, but I CAN make it a double belt match. First Fall for the Provincial belt, second for the Heavyweight belt. That makes everyone happy... and to make it fair, next week KIDD VS BICKLE! So after you dispose of that whatever in the ring... come to the back to sign the contract.
Rees is not happy with that news, and STILL must win this match, for that match to happen. He gets in the ring and goes face to face with his opponent. The Chicken does not seem intimidated at all. Referee Dick Kiebiech calls for the bell!
Rees slaps his opponent! The fans boo, but The Yellow Chicken simply smiles, and responds with a stiff slap of his own. The compassionate fans of NAPW thoughtfully start a “You Got Bitch Slapped” chant, just in case Rees wasn’t sure what happened. Rees angrily swings at the Chicken, who ducks, catches the champ with a forearm, then slams him to the mat. Quickly taking the advantage, Chicken goes to work on Rees arm, locking in an arm-bar. Rees easily makes it to the ropes, then decides to go outside for a breather. He doesn’t get any peace, as the fans are quick to jeer him. Rees takes a brief second to remind them of who he is: The NAPW champion. The Yellow Chicken takes a brief second to baseball slide into… NO! Rees lured him in, and the Television champ crashes to the floor! Rees goes on the offensive, ramming the Chicken’s head into the guardrail, then whipping him into the ring post! Referee Kiebiech is demanding the wrestlers get back into the ring! Rees rolls the Chicken in, goes for a cover! One… Two… Only two! Rees thinks the count should have been a bit faster, but decides to keep on the attack rather than argue. Rees going to the outside… and nails the Fresh Water Flip! Again he goes for the cover! One… Two… Foot on the ropes! Now Rees is angry! He thinks this should have been finished already, and tells Kiebiech so. Kiebiech? He’s trying to calmly explain why things are happening this way. Maybe it will work. We’ll never know, because Stiff Competition just emerged from the entrance way.
Dutch Flanagan, Rod Hardway, and Moose Miller, all under the charge of Rees’ former manager Ol’ Salty. And all taking a close look at the match. Rees sees them approach, but tries to ignore them. He picks up Chicken… Chicken with an inside cradle! One… Two… Rees kicks out! And he is mad! He hits a clothesline on the Chicken, then turns to yell at the members of Stiff Competition, who are now at ringside. Rees helpfully points out their lack of skill. How they have never won the NAPW title. Hardway helpfully points out that The Yellow Chicken is now standing. Rees turns around to receive a Deep Armdrag! Chicken follows up with an elbow drop, then tries to slap on another arm bar! Rees fights out of it, gets to his feet, but is met with a running knee to his shoulder! The Champ is down! Stiff Competition is laughing it up! Chicken with the cover! One… Two… And now Rees uses the ropes to his advantage! Rees is up, and angry, and Kiebiech wants there to be order in this match, so he sends Stiff Competition back to the locker room. The fans aren’t sure if they should be happy or sad about this. However, they’re soon given something to cheer about. After Rees has watched his tormentors walk away, he gets a Fujiwara Armdrag from the Chicken, who seems intent on softening up his opponent for the Crossface Chicken Wing. The Chicken makes a move for his finisher, but gets an elbow to the jaw for his trouble. Rees makes another move to the outside, trying to get his bearings. The Chicken is content to wait this time. Kiebiech starts the count, but Rees is back in the ring before it reaches eight.
Both men circle each other, looking for an advantage. They’ve both proven resilient so far, now each man can only hope the other makes a mistake. They lock up, and Rees with a knee to the gut, taking the wind out of the Chicken. Blatant right hands, a thumb to the eye, all illegal, but all effective, as Rees sees his opening and takes it, no matter how much the fans boo or Kiebiech yells. Rees lifts up Chicken… WABANA BUSTER! The Chicken’s head driven into the mat! This has to be it! But no. Rees knows it’ll probably take more than that. He goes for the cover… Chicken barely kicks out. But he had to expend energy to stay in the match. Rees smiles, knowing he has his opponent where he wants him. Rees slaps on a chinlock, bearing down, hoping to take as much fight as he can out of his opponent. The fans start to clap, hoping to inspire The Yellow Chicken to his feet! And it seems to work! The Chicken fights to one knee! Then the other! He’s almost on his feet! It’s a mirac- no Rees plants a knee in Chicken’s spine, then goes for the Conception Bay Chinlock! He’s got the Dragon Sleeper in, if he gets the leg scissors… The Chicken thrashes, trying to fight the hold! The struggle reaches the ropes! BOTH MEN TUMBLE THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR! Rees and The Yellow Chicken hit hard! The hold broken, but at what cost? Kiebiech lays in the count, ready to declare a double count out if necessary. The fans aren’t happy, but they may soon have reason to cheer, as the combatants are moving! Rees is the fresher of the two, and he is on his feet! He slides into the ring. The Chicken needs some fan encouragement. Luckily he gets it. Who knows if he could have gotten back into the ring without their applause (I shudder to think)…
Both men are staggered, but ready to fight. Rees throws a right, The Chicken a left. They trade blows in the centre of the ring, the Chicken getting the advantage, Rees ducks a punch… and Kiebiech gets clipped! He’s not out, but he’s knocked for a bit of a loop. Just enough for Rees to land a low blow! Rees laughs, as he goes to slap on the Conception Bay Chinlock, but SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SPRINGBOARD ELBOW! This must be payback for earlier! The champ is down, the Chicken is dazed, and Simply Beautiful smirks as he goes back to the locker room. Rees looks back at his attacker, ready to pursue, but he gets stopped… BY THE CROSSFACE CHICKENWING! Using the distraction to his advantage, The Yellow Chicken slaps on his finisher! Rees tries to fight his way out, but the move is locked in tight! Kiebiech looks for the submission, but Rees refuses to quit! The Chicken pulls back on the hold, causing the champ to yell out in pain! The fans are chanting TAP at the NAPW champ, but it doesn’t look like he’ll oblige them. After what seems like an eternity, Kiebiech raises Rees arm. It drops. He raises it again. And again it drops. One more time. Kiebiech raises the arm of the current NAPW Heavyweight and Provincial Champion. ….
And the arm drops.
The fans go NUTS!
The Yellow Chicken leaps in the air, pumping his fists in celebration.
And Dick Kiebiech spoils it all by pointing out Rees’ foot on the bottom rope. The match isn’t over.
All that happiness from the crowd? Yeah, that’s all gone now. The Chicken is the consummate professional, he goes back to work. He lifts up Rees… and Rees with a thumb to the throat! He’s used the delay to get back as much energy as he can. Rees needs to finish this fast! He goes for the East End Drop… Chicken floats over, and nails Rees with an Exploder Suplex! Rees is crumpled on the mat, and the Chicken is going to the top rope! The fans are on their feet! And the Chicken dives with the grace of Dynamite Kid or Chris Benoit… THE SUPER PECK CONNECTS! He hooks the leg! Nowhere near the ropes this time! One! Two!
THREE!
The Yellow Chicken has upset the NAPW Champion! And won the the Provincial belt.
FRANK WABURTON: Here is your winner: AND NEW NAPW PROVINCIAL CHAMPION... THE YELLOOOOOOOWW CHIIIIIIICKENN!!
The fans, who wanted to be sure this time, explode at the proclamation! The Yellow Chicken with the biggest win of his NAPW career, and Lloyd Rees just looks shocked… He has his head in his hands, and then we see Bickle, Kidd and Winchell, on the video screen, in the locker room area arguing. What about the announced match at Anniversary Assault?
WINCHELL: Damnit.. UH THREE WAY FOR THE NAPW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE. Kidd you can claim your Provincial shot another night, I'm not messing with an already advertised match. I'd seem like a fraud to the PPV providers.
And then there is one more face shown...
EVAN CARTWRIGHT!
EVAN: There's two things wrong with that match... THERE'S NO EVAN AND THERE'S NO CARTWRIGHT! I made the number one contender pass the f*ck out... I want in. I EARNED IT!
WINCHELL: FATAL FOUR WAY... EVAN, REES, KIDD, BICKLE... NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP... NOW OUT OF MY OFFICE.
The scene fades as then a picture is shown, a very familiar face appears. A video starts up.
The accomplishments are stunning. The first Triple Crown Champion. Defeating D! in a steel cage. Creating the Canada Cup. The most hated man to ever enter a NAPW ring. The Dudes are inducted as a team and that means there is one more announcement left. CHRIS CASINO is going to be enshrined in the NAPW Ring of Prestige. But that's not all.
Casino's voice can be heard throughout the building, that is now dark.
CHRIS CASINO: I've heard for months how a masked luchadore was the first and only TRIPLE CROWN SUPERSTAR. Well jack, their is the one and only original AND HE SURE IS HELL AIN'T YOU, STATIC! Put your money where your mouth is... Wait, no you don't get a choice. You signed an open contract for a special night, and brother I signed under you. OCTOBER 31st, BUTTERDOME, ONE NIGHT ONLY... ANNIVERSARY ASSAULT... CASINO VS STATIC. Bring it BITCH!
FADE TO STATIC?