Post by nexusone on Oct 17, 2006 21:14:55 GMT -5
October 31, 2005... Hallowe'en night one year ago, a new story in professional wrestling was born. New Alberta Pro Wrestling has intrigued fans worldwide in becoming the top western promotion in North America.
Now, one year later, NAPW celebrates it's first full year of action with the first inductions to t he NAPW RING OF PRESTIGE. Five men, each one responsible for shaping NAPW into the phenomenon it has become will be recognized and celebrated...
STATIC. The Hardcore Luchadore. The One-Man Crimes Spree. One of the most hated men in NAPW history, a man involved in major match after major match. From his three-way feud with Ravager & Lobo over the Provincial Title to the tag team wars against The Dudes & New & Improved D-X... with Rex Caliber as his partner in The Crimes... Static was always in the hunt for Gold. Operation: Kill Mother(BLEEP)ers Dead led Static become the Heavyweight champion, completing only the second triple-crown in NAPW history. The violent lunatic was as quick with a Moment of Clarity as he was with a screwdriver, until finally Patrick Bickle ended his NAPW career in an unbelievable ladder match.
Without this man, NAPW would never have seen the infamous "Wheel of Death." His name? SICK BILLY KRYENIK. The Doomrider. The Bi-Polar Express. Billy Kryenik alongside Tommy Deathrow brutalized the NAPW tag division before internal factors drove them apart, leading to the first and last TAIPEI DEATHMATCH in an NAPW ring. Kryenik, the man who became Evan Cartwright's tag partner and one-half of the tag team champions in the second phase of his NAPW career. Even after a severe neck injury at the hands of Bruce Richards put Kryenik out of action, his legacy remains. The Wheel Of Death returns when a feud can not be settled by ordinary means... invented by an extra-ordinary performer.
THE DUDES. One of the most popular tag teams in NAPW history, Michael K. Johnston and Cameron Scott - along with then-manager Tiffany Macintyre - have the distinction of being the first team to dethrone D-X as tag team champions. Their epic feud with The Crimes and D-X last winter culminated in one of the greatest matches in NAPW history, the Triangle Ladder Match at Joker's Wild. The Dudes' goals: party, irritate their opponents, and above all, slack, brought them incredible popularity, only shortened by injuries that put them out of wrestling. NAPW pays tribute to these tag team trailblazers.
There is one man who's charisma, talent, intensity and story have led NAPW to great heights. He is a two-time NAPW Heavyweight Champion. The first Canada Cup winner. He is the one, the only REX CALIBER: THE NEXUS ONE. He has left the sport of wrestling to be a father to the son he never knew he had, but NAPW fans know Rex Caliber as the battle-hardened, blue-collar lady-killer. His match list reads like a highlight reel: Sexy Rexy's feuds with Devastation, D-X, Ravager and his former friend Static brought wrestling fans some of wrestling's best matches in 2006. Rex Caliber worked his way from the bottom of NAPW to the top, overcame every obstacle placed before him and wrestled every man placed in the ring with him, all while becoming perhaps the most popular wrestler NAPW will ever see.
The inaugural induction class for NAPW's Ring Of Prestige: Five men who changed NAPW and wrestling as we know it. Don't miss the the induction at ANNIVERSARY ASSAULT, live October 31 from the Butterdome in Edmonton Alberta!
FRANK WARBURTON: The following contest is the handicap match!
The crowd at the Polish Hall is on their feet for the tag champions! "Never Trust The Beast." "The Man With The Blood On His Hands." The surprising fan favorites hit the ring with intensity. Roberts hits the corner and holds his tag belt up high. The Beast seems in a bad temper, however... unsurprising when one considers that Stiff Competition have been stalking his friend Tiffany Macintyre over the past week! The music changes from "Low" by the Foo Fighters to "Annihilation"... and out walk the three members of Stiff Competition to a chorus of boos.
FRANK WARBURTON: Introducing first accompanied to the ring by Bill Fleming, they are the reigning and FOUR-TIME NAPW Tag Team Champions... Stylin' Kyle Roberts, Bruce "The Beast" Richards, The New & Improved... DEEEEE-EXXXXXX!
"King of Kill" starts and the boo birds come at the much hated Stiff Competition. With Ol' Salty by their side, all three men walk business like to the ring.
FRANK WARBURTON: And their opponents... introducing first, the manager of champions... Ol' Salty! Now the team: "The Moose" Mark Millar --- "Durty" Dutch Flanagan --- Rod Hardway! They are STIIIIIIFFFFF COMPETITIONNNNNNN!
Stiff Competition get in the ring. The Beast doesn't want to wait for the bell, Roberts holds him back. Stiff Competition deciding who will start the match for their team. It looks like it's going to be the NAPW Original Mark Millar starting things off. Moose yells at Kyle to let The Beast go, "this ain't no place for pretty-boys!" Apparently Moose has some level of respect for The Beast, a fellow "roughneck." Beast and Moose size up in the middle of the ring. Their chins jut out, beard meeting beard. Moose talks trash, Beast controls his temper however... "Tiffany's pretty damned hot, you know Bruce...I'd give her a taste of ol' Moose!" says Millar. KAPOW! says The Beast's knuckles, balled up in a fist and driven into Moose's face! Referee John Sharplin warning Beast about the closed fists but Richards is on fire! He's unloading on The Moose. Moose staggers to a neutral corner, POW. Another big shot! Moose wants a tag, but uh-uh... doesn't like his teammates want anything to do with the ferocious Beast! Millar yells expletives at Dutch & Rod, then turns around... right into one helluva lariat from Bruce Richards! Moose somehow pops right back up, punch-drunk, and Beast hits the ropes for further speed and clotheslines his man straight to hell! Moose is laid out, tag made to Stylin' Kyle! The Beast with a backbreaker, Kyle off the second drop... elbow drop to the point of Moose's chin! Millar flops to the canvas and Roberts, quick to make the cover, gets a two count out of it. Stylin' Kyle immediately goes to work. He measures Moose and delivers a loud, Brian Pillman-like knife-edge chop. Crowd "whoooos" and Moose prances, holding his chest, his expression one of pain. Roberts measures him and chops again, sending Moose into the ropes. Irish whip sends Moose to the other side of the ring, where Ol' Salty grabs his man's legs and pulls him out of the ring. Roberts motions "Come off of it!", but fails to notice Dutch Flanagan coming off the top rope with a missile dropkick! It connects to the back of the head and Roberts drops.
Sharplin admonishes Flanagan, who "meekly" returns to his corner and grabs the tag rope again. In the meantime, The Moose has rolled back into the ring. Scoop and a slam, followed up by an elbow drop. Two elbow drops. Three elbow drops, four! Moose covers, Roberts kicks out easily at two. Moose grabs a handful of Roberts' bee-oo-tiful hair and drags him over to the Stiff Competition corner. Tag Hardway. The powerhouse steps over the top rope into the ring and levels Roberts with a big double-ax handle. Roberts in the ropes, Hardway lays in the choke. He breaks at the referee's count of four, "watch your mouth, referee!" Sharplin isn't having any of it, but Hardway doesn't care. Hardway goes back to Roberts, Kyle starts throwing fists! You can't brawl with Rod Hardway, who quickly turns things around with a big meathook to the side of Kyle's head. Kyle sent into the turnbuckle the hardway (heh), and then Hardway uses his big size 15 to choke Kyle in the corner. Again he breaks at the referee's four count. Hardway arguing with Sharplin, asking him what the hell he did wrong... and while the referee's back is turned, Ol' Salty leaps up to the apron and wraps a length of rope around Kyle's throat! He's choking the man out some more. Bill Fleming races over to that corner to stop things, Salty quickly jets back to the Stiff Competition corner. Hardway finally stops distracting Sharplin. The referee turns around to see Fleming up on the apron tending to Kyle and now Sharplin's yelling at Fleming! Fleming, incensed, yells back at Sharplin, "If you were doing your JOB!" Uh oh, Fleming crossed a line right there. Sharplin with the classic "you're outta here" gesture, to the fury of Bill Fleming and Bruce Richards, also protesting the fairly suspect officiating. Sharplin's got his hands full in this match however... Bruce Richards telling Sharplin to "look over his shoulder!" Why? Because with Sharplin's attention on ejecting Fleming and controlling an enraged Beast, Stiff Competition have Kyle trapped in their corner, tag rope around his neck, laying in the boots! Richards can't take it any more, he tears past Sharplin and Fleming! Moose gets knocked off the canvas to the guardrail! Dutch gets dumped outside! Hardway is next --- Sharplin gets between Beast and his man, forcing Beast to his corner. He's threatening a DQ if Beast doesn't get back to his corner, to the utter disgust and rage of Richards. Fleming pulls him back, telling Bruce to keep his head... and then he puts his hands up, saying "Fine, I'll leave... you better have eyes in the back of your head, Sharplin!"
The match is now ostensibly four on two with Ol' Salty's continuing outside interference, but it's D-X's manager who's been ejected. Sharplin has lost control of this one, if he ever had it in the first place. Meanwhile, in the ring, it's Dutch Flanagan as the "legal" man - there didn't seem to be a tag but in all the chaos, who knows? Flanagan with Roberts, swinging DDT puts the man down for a count of two. Flanagan tags in Hardway. Hardway locks on a full-nelson! Kyle could submit here, but he's fighting, there's little quit in Stylin' Kyle OH. Hardway simply turned it into a slam, cutting off Roberts' momentum. Tag back into Flanagan... Hardway tells the ref to "shut it!", then grabs Kyle's trunks, hoisting him up in a suplex! He's holding them up there, Flanagan is on the top rope! FLYING CROSS BODY CONNECTS! That's it for Stylin' Kyle, ONE, TWO, TH--- Kyle kicks out! The Beast reaches out, he wants a tag, Flanagan argues the count with the referee OL' SALTY! Salty ran to the D-X corner, reached up and LOW BLOWED The Beast on the apron! Salty dashes off, cackling madly "Y'see dat me byes? Lloyd Rees a damn idiot dumpin' me, my sons!" Kyle stretches for a tag, but Beast is crouched down on the apron in pain. Flanagan grabs Kyle and sends him to the corner... TARANTULA! Referee counts, but Flanagan's wrenching on Roberts in the ropes... The Beast storms into the ring and blasts Flanagan, breaking the move. Roberts wincing, he wants in this thing BADLY, but Sharplin is once again forcing him out of the ring. And when he does, Ol' Salty is there to choke Kyle on the bottom rope! It's a mugging, that's all, a mugging!
The tag is made to "The Moose" Mark Millar, who's ready to finish this. He hoists up Kyle, suplex onto the ropes, BACK onto the canvas! Tully Blanchard style Slingshot Suplex, cover gets one, two, no! Kyle kicks out of that one. The Beast was halfway into the ring on that one, it could have been close... The Moose out at the crowd and gives the thumbs down. He hoists Kyle up --- he's going for the ROUGHNECK! A move also known as... The Beast's "Chart Attack"! Moose has Kyle up on his shoulders, flashes a big grin towards The Beast through his monster beard, and then sends Kyle spinning...No! Kyle spins off! Moose is off-balance! Kyle grabs him with desperate energy and NAILS the Moose Jaw Driver! The impact is tremendous, and The Moose is laying in the middle of the ring. Roberts is down as well! The crowd is trying to rally him, Beast stretching for the tag... Roberts NEEDS the tag! He's been beaten from pillar-to-post, can he reach down for one last burst of energy to get to his corner? Moose rolls to his corner and makes a tag to Rod Hardway! Hardway comes in the ring and grabs Roberts by the leg, this isn't good... Roberts hopping on one leg, ENZIGURI! He clips Hardway in the back of the head, dropping the big man, and then MAKES! THE! TAG! BRUCE RICHARDS IS IN THE RING!
The Beast runs over Rod Hardway! Flanagan gets in the ring, he gets rocked! Here comes The Moose, lariat for him! Flanagan sent to the ropes, hiiiiigh back body drop! One more Moose! The Beast gets nailed by Hardway from behind, sending him into the ropes. Hardway gets some speed and goes for a Mafia Kick --- The Beast moves! Hardway lands on the top rope, crotch-first! His face goes white, and The Beast shakes the rope up and down for good measure before dishing out a stiff clothesline that sends Hardway down to the canvas! The Beast ROARS, he's been waiting for this! Moose and Dutch are up, Beast grabs each man by the head and knocks their noggins together! He hoists Moose up... and it's a CHART ATTACK! BAM. Crowd goes BERSERK. But Moose isn't the legal man. Beast turns his attention to Flanagan, hoisting him over his head in a huuuuge gorilla press! He sends Flanagan flying up the aisle, landing hard and tumbling on the concrete! But wait a minute! Ol' Salty has slipped Rod Hardway his stainless steel flask! Hardway's coming behind The Beast STYLESKICK! Roberts clips Hardway in the butt of the jaw with a stylin' superkick! Hardway doesn't fall over, but he's staggered. Roberts with that charismatic grin, he knows what's up! D-X makes the tag... now Roberts, hands out to sides, he boots Hardway in the gut... and hits the POLAR-IZER! And while he was doing that, The Beast ascended the top rope! DIVING MOONSAULT! D-X has gone DOWN N DIRTY on Rod Hardway! THE COVER BY ROBERTS! THE ONE! TWO! TH---- NO! NO! Ol' Salty just pulled John Sharplin out of the ring! Sharplin is yelling at him to stay the hell out of the match. Ol' Salty is trying to say it was an accident, but who can understand his damn accent? Either way, accident my left foot. But wait! The Beast just reached over the top rope and grabbed Salty by the man's sou'wester! Salty grabs tightly onto his hat as Bruce pulls the manager up against the ropes. Beast snaps the ropes and Salty flies into the ring. He's on his knees, pleading with D-X to take it easy on him, to "ha' mercy, me old cocks!" Kyle: "We're nobody's old cocks!" Sharplin rolls in, and he seems content to let D-X do what they will to Salty but WAIT. The Moose is on the ring apron and he's yelling at Sharplin to disqualify D-X! Sharplin can't keep his eyes on everybody in the match, and right before The Beast knocks Salty's block off, Dutch Flanagan flies into the ring with a steel chair right between The Beast's eyes! Roberts looks to retaliate, but he runs right into a HARDWAY SLAM! Flanagan --- hits a ROLL IN THE MUD! Roberts is flattened! Hardway covers, Moose tells Sharplin to count the pinfall, are ya blind, Hardway's got those long legs of his on the ropes for added leverage, Sharplin can't see it from his vantage point and he counts the ONE, TWO... THREE!
FRANK WARBURTON: Here are your winners, Stiff Competition!
Stiff Competition have won the match, the extra-handicap match. They don't seem done with D-X however; all three members are stomping at both men. Ol' Salty is directing traffic, still with one hand on his hat. He's grabbing something out of his coat pocket, wait a minute, those are HANDCUFFS! The Moose and both D-X members are in the HOUSE OF HORRORS match, it looks like a preview! Moose and Flanagan are trying to get the cuffs on The Beast, Hardway and Salty on Kyle, and this is not looking good for the tag team champions... but here come the CELTIC ASSASSINS! And not only them, but NORTH T. GUNDERSON! The calvary has arrived! Bobby O'Brady and Al Thoes hit the ring, North right behind them! Stiff Competition scatter and head out of the ring... The Assassins and North watch them go, daring them to come back and fight... in the ring, The Beast and Kyle are stirring, but down. They don't look much like champions, but it took a four-on-two mugging for Stiff Competition to beat them...
DAMN YOU CHARACTER BARRIER...PART TRES SOON!
Now, one year later, NAPW celebrates it's first full year of action with the first inductions to t he NAPW RING OF PRESTIGE. Five men, each one responsible for shaping NAPW into the phenomenon it has become will be recognized and celebrated...
STATIC. The Hardcore Luchadore. The One-Man Crimes Spree. One of the most hated men in NAPW history, a man involved in major match after major match. From his three-way feud with Ravager & Lobo over the Provincial Title to the tag team wars against The Dudes & New & Improved D-X... with Rex Caliber as his partner in The Crimes... Static was always in the hunt for Gold. Operation: Kill Mother(BLEEP)ers Dead led Static become the Heavyweight champion, completing only the second triple-crown in NAPW history. The violent lunatic was as quick with a Moment of Clarity as he was with a screwdriver, until finally Patrick Bickle ended his NAPW career in an unbelievable ladder match.
Without this man, NAPW would never have seen the infamous "Wheel of Death." His name? SICK BILLY KRYENIK. The Doomrider. The Bi-Polar Express. Billy Kryenik alongside Tommy Deathrow brutalized the NAPW tag division before internal factors drove them apart, leading to the first and last TAIPEI DEATHMATCH in an NAPW ring. Kryenik, the man who became Evan Cartwright's tag partner and one-half of the tag team champions in the second phase of his NAPW career. Even after a severe neck injury at the hands of Bruce Richards put Kryenik out of action, his legacy remains. The Wheel Of Death returns when a feud can not be settled by ordinary means... invented by an extra-ordinary performer.
THE DUDES. One of the most popular tag teams in NAPW history, Michael K. Johnston and Cameron Scott - along with then-manager Tiffany Macintyre - have the distinction of being the first team to dethrone D-X as tag team champions. Their epic feud with The Crimes and D-X last winter culminated in one of the greatest matches in NAPW history, the Triangle Ladder Match at Joker's Wild. The Dudes' goals: party, irritate their opponents, and above all, slack, brought them incredible popularity, only shortened by injuries that put them out of wrestling. NAPW pays tribute to these tag team trailblazers.
There is one man who's charisma, talent, intensity and story have led NAPW to great heights. He is a two-time NAPW Heavyweight Champion. The first Canada Cup winner. He is the one, the only REX CALIBER: THE NEXUS ONE. He has left the sport of wrestling to be a father to the son he never knew he had, but NAPW fans know Rex Caliber as the battle-hardened, blue-collar lady-killer. His match list reads like a highlight reel: Sexy Rexy's feuds with Devastation, D-X, Ravager and his former friend Static brought wrestling fans some of wrestling's best matches in 2006. Rex Caliber worked his way from the bottom of NAPW to the top, overcame every obstacle placed before him and wrestled every man placed in the ring with him, all while becoming perhaps the most popular wrestler NAPW will ever see.
The inaugural induction class for NAPW's Ring Of Prestige: Five men who changed NAPW and wrestling as we know it. Don't miss the the induction at ANNIVERSARY ASSAULT, live October 31 from the Butterdome in Edmonton Alberta!
-NON TITLE HANDICAP MATCH-
New and Improved DX vs All Three members of Stiff Competition
New and Improved DX vs All Three members of Stiff Competition
FRANK WARBURTON: The following contest is the handicap match!
The crowd at the Polish Hall is on their feet for the tag champions! "Never Trust The Beast." "The Man With The Blood On His Hands." The surprising fan favorites hit the ring with intensity. Roberts hits the corner and holds his tag belt up high. The Beast seems in a bad temper, however... unsurprising when one considers that Stiff Competition have been stalking his friend Tiffany Macintyre over the past week! The music changes from "Low" by the Foo Fighters to "Annihilation"... and out walk the three members of Stiff Competition to a chorus of boos.
FRANK WARBURTON: Introducing first accompanied to the ring by Bill Fleming, they are the reigning and FOUR-TIME NAPW Tag Team Champions... Stylin' Kyle Roberts, Bruce "The Beast" Richards, The New & Improved... DEEEEE-EXXXXXX!
"King of Kill" starts and the boo birds come at the much hated Stiff Competition. With Ol' Salty by their side, all three men walk business like to the ring.
FRANK WARBURTON: And their opponents... introducing first, the manager of champions... Ol' Salty! Now the team: "The Moose" Mark Millar --- "Durty" Dutch Flanagan --- Rod Hardway! They are STIIIIIIFFFFF COMPETITIONNNNNNN!
Stiff Competition get in the ring. The Beast doesn't want to wait for the bell, Roberts holds him back. Stiff Competition deciding who will start the match for their team. It looks like it's going to be the NAPW Original Mark Millar starting things off. Moose yells at Kyle to let The Beast go, "this ain't no place for pretty-boys!" Apparently Moose has some level of respect for The Beast, a fellow "roughneck." Beast and Moose size up in the middle of the ring. Their chins jut out, beard meeting beard. Moose talks trash, Beast controls his temper however... "Tiffany's pretty damned hot, you know Bruce...I'd give her a taste of ol' Moose!" says Millar. KAPOW! says The Beast's knuckles, balled up in a fist and driven into Moose's face! Referee John Sharplin warning Beast about the closed fists but Richards is on fire! He's unloading on The Moose. Moose staggers to a neutral corner, POW. Another big shot! Moose wants a tag, but uh-uh... doesn't like his teammates want anything to do with the ferocious Beast! Millar yells expletives at Dutch & Rod, then turns around... right into one helluva lariat from Bruce Richards! Moose somehow pops right back up, punch-drunk, and Beast hits the ropes for further speed and clotheslines his man straight to hell! Moose is laid out, tag made to Stylin' Kyle! The Beast with a backbreaker, Kyle off the second drop... elbow drop to the point of Moose's chin! Millar flops to the canvas and Roberts, quick to make the cover, gets a two count out of it. Stylin' Kyle immediately goes to work. He measures Moose and delivers a loud, Brian Pillman-like knife-edge chop. Crowd "whoooos" and Moose prances, holding his chest, his expression one of pain. Roberts measures him and chops again, sending Moose into the ropes. Irish whip sends Moose to the other side of the ring, where Ol' Salty grabs his man's legs and pulls him out of the ring. Roberts motions "Come off of it!", but fails to notice Dutch Flanagan coming off the top rope with a missile dropkick! It connects to the back of the head and Roberts drops.
Sharplin admonishes Flanagan, who "meekly" returns to his corner and grabs the tag rope again. In the meantime, The Moose has rolled back into the ring. Scoop and a slam, followed up by an elbow drop. Two elbow drops. Three elbow drops, four! Moose covers, Roberts kicks out easily at two. Moose grabs a handful of Roberts' bee-oo-tiful hair and drags him over to the Stiff Competition corner. Tag Hardway. The powerhouse steps over the top rope into the ring and levels Roberts with a big double-ax handle. Roberts in the ropes, Hardway lays in the choke. He breaks at the referee's count of four, "watch your mouth, referee!" Sharplin isn't having any of it, but Hardway doesn't care. Hardway goes back to Roberts, Kyle starts throwing fists! You can't brawl with Rod Hardway, who quickly turns things around with a big meathook to the side of Kyle's head. Kyle sent into the turnbuckle the hardway (heh), and then Hardway uses his big size 15 to choke Kyle in the corner. Again he breaks at the referee's four count. Hardway arguing with Sharplin, asking him what the hell he did wrong... and while the referee's back is turned, Ol' Salty leaps up to the apron and wraps a length of rope around Kyle's throat! He's choking the man out some more. Bill Fleming races over to that corner to stop things, Salty quickly jets back to the Stiff Competition corner. Hardway finally stops distracting Sharplin. The referee turns around to see Fleming up on the apron tending to Kyle and now Sharplin's yelling at Fleming! Fleming, incensed, yells back at Sharplin, "If you were doing your JOB!" Uh oh, Fleming crossed a line right there. Sharplin with the classic "you're outta here" gesture, to the fury of Bill Fleming and Bruce Richards, also protesting the fairly suspect officiating. Sharplin's got his hands full in this match however... Bruce Richards telling Sharplin to "look over his shoulder!" Why? Because with Sharplin's attention on ejecting Fleming and controlling an enraged Beast, Stiff Competition have Kyle trapped in their corner, tag rope around his neck, laying in the boots! Richards can't take it any more, he tears past Sharplin and Fleming! Moose gets knocked off the canvas to the guardrail! Dutch gets dumped outside! Hardway is next --- Sharplin gets between Beast and his man, forcing Beast to his corner. He's threatening a DQ if Beast doesn't get back to his corner, to the utter disgust and rage of Richards. Fleming pulls him back, telling Bruce to keep his head... and then he puts his hands up, saying "Fine, I'll leave... you better have eyes in the back of your head, Sharplin!"
The match is now ostensibly four on two with Ol' Salty's continuing outside interference, but it's D-X's manager who's been ejected. Sharplin has lost control of this one, if he ever had it in the first place. Meanwhile, in the ring, it's Dutch Flanagan as the "legal" man - there didn't seem to be a tag but in all the chaos, who knows? Flanagan with Roberts, swinging DDT puts the man down for a count of two. Flanagan tags in Hardway. Hardway locks on a full-nelson! Kyle could submit here, but he's fighting, there's little quit in Stylin' Kyle OH. Hardway simply turned it into a slam, cutting off Roberts' momentum. Tag back into Flanagan... Hardway tells the ref to "shut it!", then grabs Kyle's trunks, hoisting him up in a suplex! He's holding them up there, Flanagan is on the top rope! FLYING CROSS BODY CONNECTS! That's it for Stylin' Kyle, ONE, TWO, TH--- Kyle kicks out! The Beast reaches out, he wants a tag, Flanagan argues the count with the referee OL' SALTY! Salty ran to the D-X corner, reached up and LOW BLOWED The Beast on the apron! Salty dashes off, cackling madly "Y'see dat me byes? Lloyd Rees a damn idiot dumpin' me, my sons!" Kyle stretches for a tag, but Beast is crouched down on the apron in pain. Flanagan grabs Kyle and sends him to the corner... TARANTULA! Referee counts, but Flanagan's wrenching on Roberts in the ropes... The Beast storms into the ring and blasts Flanagan, breaking the move. Roberts wincing, he wants in this thing BADLY, but Sharplin is once again forcing him out of the ring. And when he does, Ol' Salty is there to choke Kyle on the bottom rope! It's a mugging, that's all, a mugging!
The tag is made to "The Moose" Mark Millar, who's ready to finish this. He hoists up Kyle, suplex onto the ropes, BACK onto the canvas! Tully Blanchard style Slingshot Suplex, cover gets one, two, no! Kyle kicks out of that one. The Beast was halfway into the ring on that one, it could have been close... The Moose out at the crowd and gives the thumbs down. He hoists Kyle up --- he's going for the ROUGHNECK! A move also known as... The Beast's "Chart Attack"! Moose has Kyle up on his shoulders, flashes a big grin towards The Beast through his monster beard, and then sends Kyle spinning...No! Kyle spins off! Moose is off-balance! Kyle grabs him with desperate energy and NAILS the Moose Jaw Driver! The impact is tremendous, and The Moose is laying in the middle of the ring. Roberts is down as well! The crowd is trying to rally him, Beast stretching for the tag... Roberts NEEDS the tag! He's been beaten from pillar-to-post, can he reach down for one last burst of energy to get to his corner? Moose rolls to his corner and makes a tag to Rod Hardway! Hardway comes in the ring and grabs Roberts by the leg, this isn't good... Roberts hopping on one leg, ENZIGURI! He clips Hardway in the back of the head, dropping the big man, and then MAKES! THE! TAG! BRUCE RICHARDS IS IN THE RING!
The Beast runs over Rod Hardway! Flanagan gets in the ring, he gets rocked! Here comes The Moose, lariat for him! Flanagan sent to the ropes, hiiiiigh back body drop! One more Moose! The Beast gets nailed by Hardway from behind, sending him into the ropes. Hardway gets some speed and goes for a Mafia Kick --- The Beast moves! Hardway lands on the top rope, crotch-first! His face goes white, and The Beast shakes the rope up and down for good measure before dishing out a stiff clothesline that sends Hardway down to the canvas! The Beast ROARS, he's been waiting for this! Moose and Dutch are up, Beast grabs each man by the head and knocks their noggins together! He hoists Moose up... and it's a CHART ATTACK! BAM. Crowd goes BERSERK. But Moose isn't the legal man. Beast turns his attention to Flanagan, hoisting him over his head in a huuuuge gorilla press! He sends Flanagan flying up the aisle, landing hard and tumbling on the concrete! But wait a minute! Ol' Salty has slipped Rod Hardway his stainless steel flask! Hardway's coming behind The Beast STYLESKICK! Roberts clips Hardway in the butt of the jaw with a stylin' superkick! Hardway doesn't fall over, but he's staggered. Roberts with that charismatic grin, he knows what's up! D-X makes the tag... now Roberts, hands out to sides, he boots Hardway in the gut... and hits the POLAR-IZER! And while he was doing that, The Beast ascended the top rope! DIVING MOONSAULT! D-X has gone DOWN N DIRTY on Rod Hardway! THE COVER BY ROBERTS! THE ONE! TWO! TH---- NO! NO! Ol' Salty just pulled John Sharplin out of the ring! Sharplin is yelling at him to stay the hell out of the match. Ol' Salty is trying to say it was an accident, but who can understand his damn accent? Either way, accident my left foot. But wait! The Beast just reached over the top rope and grabbed Salty by the man's sou'wester! Salty grabs tightly onto his hat as Bruce pulls the manager up against the ropes. Beast snaps the ropes and Salty flies into the ring. He's on his knees, pleading with D-X to take it easy on him, to "ha' mercy, me old cocks!" Kyle: "We're nobody's old cocks!" Sharplin rolls in, and he seems content to let D-X do what they will to Salty but WAIT. The Moose is on the ring apron and he's yelling at Sharplin to disqualify D-X! Sharplin can't keep his eyes on everybody in the match, and right before The Beast knocks Salty's block off, Dutch Flanagan flies into the ring with a steel chair right between The Beast's eyes! Roberts looks to retaliate, but he runs right into a HARDWAY SLAM! Flanagan --- hits a ROLL IN THE MUD! Roberts is flattened! Hardway covers, Moose tells Sharplin to count the pinfall, are ya blind, Hardway's got those long legs of his on the ropes for added leverage, Sharplin can't see it from his vantage point and he counts the ONE, TWO... THREE!
FRANK WARBURTON: Here are your winners, Stiff Competition!
Stiff Competition have won the match, the extra-handicap match. They don't seem done with D-X however; all three members are stomping at both men. Ol' Salty is directing traffic, still with one hand on his hat. He's grabbing something out of his coat pocket, wait a minute, those are HANDCUFFS! The Moose and both D-X members are in the HOUSE OF HORRORS match, it looks like a preview! Moose and Flanagan are trying to get the cuffs on The Beast, Hardway and Salty on Kyle, and this is not looking good for the tag team champions... but here come the CELTIC ASSASSINS! And not only them, but NORTH T. GUNDERSON! The calvary has arrived! Bobby O'Brady and Al Thoes hit the ring, North right behind them! Stiff Competition scatter and head out of the ring... The Assassins and North watch them go, daring them to come back and fight... in the ring, The Beast and Kyle are stirring, but down. They don't look much like champions, but it took a four-on-two mugging for Stiff Competition to beat them...
DAMN YOU CHARACTER BARRIER...PART TRES SOON!