ACTION! SEPTEMBER 29, 2006

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NAPW FRIDAY NIGHT ACTION!

BARTON BOY
VS
"DURTY" DUTCH FLANAGAN w/ MOOSE MILLAR

“King of Kill” announces the presence of Dutch Flanagan, accompanied to the ring by the Moose, to face a waiting Barton Boy. Referee John Sharplin is there to call the action, and the two men are on their way. Dutch starts things up with a quick thumb to the eye and elbow to the ribs. Barton Boy snaps back and knees Dutch right in the gut and slamming him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Barton Boy is up and Dutch is down, nearly trampled by Barton’s weight. The Moose jumps up to the apron trying to get Sharplin’s attention. Sharplin turns to get Moose off, and Barton Boy whips around and moves to give a shot to Millar, but there’s Dutch with a low blow! Sharplin didn’t see it, and there’s Flanagan with the CROSS-BODY! One, Two, kick-out!. Flanagan is pissed, he turns and claps three times at Sharplin who just shrugs him off. Barton Boy is up and he goes hits an open hand slap on Dutch. Dutch sees this as an opportunity and goes down as if he just got his eyeball gouged out. The ref turns to check on Dutch, giving Moose plenty of time to hop back on the apron and deliver a shot to Barton’s head, sending him to the mat. Moose leaves a small, shiny object on the mat for Dutch and jumps down as Sharplin turns. Dutch scampers over and picks up the object: brass knucks! Not AGAIN! He winds up and he…BAM! Barton Boy say goodnight! Wow, I can’t believe Dutch actually didn’t get caught!

Dutch can cover right here but he wants to deliver some punishment to the NAPW rookie. He picks him up and slams him down to the mat with a Swinging DDT! Off the ropes – ASAI MOON-SAULT! Still no cover, Dutch is getting carried away. A Tarantula and a Missile Dropkick later, and Dutch finally takes Barton Boy for a Roll in the Mud and getting an easy three count!

You winner by pin-fall, DUTCH FLANAGAN

Mark Millar jumps in and tosses Sharplin out of the ring and delivers a stiff kick to Barton Boy’s head! Enough’s enough! Flanagan slides a TABLE into the ring, which Millar quickly sets up in the center of the ring. This looks very, very bad for Barton. Dutch to the top rope, and Moose hands up Barton Boy to hoist on his shoulders..OH MY GOD! DURTY WAY BOMB! BARTON BOY IS DEAD! The table is shattered. Moose and Dutch leave the ring as “King of the Kill” kicks up again.

-WINNER GETS TV TITLE SHOT AT HOSTILE HANGOVER-
DEXTRO VS MR. SLICK VS JEFF JAMES VS WAYNE WRIGHT

We come back from commercial with Mr. Slick and Wayne Wright arguing in the ring. Akforty hits, and Jeff James runs down to the ring, eager to insert himself in the fray. Dextro comes down to "My Addiction" watching the three men in the ring rip each other apart verbally. When Dextro slides under the ropes, Mr. Slick stomps on his back, as Morgan Smythe calls for the bell.

Dex vs. Slick! Wright vs. James! Four men using every brawling skill they've got! Punches, kicks, you name it. You're looking for this to be a classic match? You ever seen a four-way before, bub? Jeff James whips Wayne into a corner turnbuckle, and follows up with a running superkick into the face. Wayne almost got his HEAD torn off with that one. Mr. Slick is trying to keep Dextro on the ground by pulling him to a turnbuckle and kicking Dex in the face. Dex grabs the leg of Slick and pulls up, sending Slick to the mat. Dextro climbs up to the second rope, and dives onto the body of Mr. Slick with a middle rope senton. Wayne regains his wits, as Jeff James is catering to the crowd. James turns around only to have Wright boot him in the gut. Snap neckbreaker sends Jeff James sliding into the ropes. Wright turns his attention to Dextro, a vicious knife-hand chop to the chest of Dextro. Dex is in pain. Another chop, and Dextro's chest is welting up. Dextro, reeling from the chops that Wright is dishing out, grabs Wright around the waist, restraining the arms of the former TV champ. Belly to belly suplex sends Wright OVER THE TOP ROPE! Wright hit the barricade hard, and Morgan Smythe throws up the X. Medical staff rush through the curtain and attend to Wright, who seems to be out cold. Dextro's looking at the carnage, smirking in triumph. "(BLEEP)in' rights! Nobody escapes the Dexplex!" he shouts as the crowd boos. Dex falls to the ground, as Jeff James sweeps his legs out from under him. Dextro's on the ground, and Jeff James moonsaults onto Dex from a standing position. Man, this guy is agile! James with the cover. One! Two! Th-Mr. Slick out of nowhere breaks up the pinfall.

James stands up and gets in the face of Mr. Slick. Mr. Slick, master of the cheap shot, raises his arms in a "Hey, it's cool," position, only to knock Jeff down with a hard clothesline. Slick laughs at the prone Jeff James, and doesn't see Dextro rising up from behind. Fisherman's suplex! Dex with the bridge, and Smythe drops for the count. One! Tw- Kick to the head of Dex by Jeff James. Dex pounds the mat in frustration. Mr. Slick is woozy. James picks Slick up, only to deliver the Side Effect! James goes for the cover! One! Dex is right back on James to break up the count. Dex locks in a front headlock onto James as Slick rolls to the side, trying to catch his breath. James is fading to Dextro's hold, and falls to one knee. Dex is taking full advantage here, and as James is losing consciousness, Dex wraps his legs around the body to force more air out. James looks groggy, and Smythe pulls up his hand. It drops. Smythe lifts his hand once more. It drops. One more drop, and Dex wins by submission. Smythe raises the hand of James. And it dro-What? You've gotta be kidding me! Mr. Slick has grabbed the arms of Jeff James, holding it up in the air. Mr. Slick has prevented the win by Dextro, and you don't want to get the former meth orphan angry. Dextro releases his hold on James, and goes after Mr. Slick. Slick with the clothesline takes Dextro down. Mr. Slick Irish whips Dextro into the corner and sets him up for a superplex. Dex pushes with all his might, and Slick falls to the canvas hard. Dex climbs to the top. Shooting Star Press connects! Dex goes for the pin. One! Jeff James manages to get to the top rope himself. Two! James LAUNCHES himself into the air, it's a moonsault! Thr-OW! Knees to the back of Dextro as James turned his moonsault into a double knee drop! That's gotta hurt! Dextro is writhing in pain, and rolls out of the ring. It's just Jeff James and one dazed Mr. Slick. James Effect! James drops for the cover. One! Two! Dex is trying his best to crawl back in the ring, but it's too late! Three! Jeff James has pinned Mr. Slick, and is going to meet the Television Champion at Hostile Hangover! Jeff celebrates as he leaves, while Dextro stares daggers at the back of the victor.

-PURE HONOR RULES-
SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL VS THE COOL KID

We come back from commercial and the action is already beginning in the ring; young Henry Andrews is the neutral body here. We see the handshake and then Simply Beautiful, right off the bat, is simply... dominant (pun intended.) After a series of elbows to the head and face of The Cool Kid, he whips his into the ropes and sends him sailing high overhead with a back body drop. SB with the cover, his forearm mashed into the face of his opponent. Cool Kid kicks out at one and SB isn't happy about that. The Staten Island native lays into Kid with the boots before setting up for the Double Under-hook Power-bomb. Kid reverses this into a desperation face-buster and buys recovery time. SB is whipped into the corner and Ten Chops from the River Thames ensue, followed by a Bermondsey Bulldog. Cool Kid into the cover, but SB powers out at two. The Cool Kid tries to build momentum and gets the crowd behind him after a drop toe hold. He scampers up to the top rope and wants to end this quick with the Cool Kid Cutter. After executing the press, SB catches him and holds on, only to unleash with a deadly spine-buster. SB shakes off the cobwebs before dropping a series of elbows and insulting his man. The crowd does not seem to appreciate SB's behavior.

The Painkiller! The deadly Fujiwara is locked in and Cool Kid is screaming daisies... from fourteen miles away. Cool Kid grabs the nearby ropes and utilizes his first rope break. SB backs off, hands in the air, only to be nailed by a dropkick in the mouth from a hurting Kid. Springboard DDT is attempted, but fails, as SB shrugs his man off and flattens him with a clothesline. SB admires his bicep and gives it a big kiss before dropping it across Cool Kid's sternum (somewhere, someone is saying "Shades of Dan the Man there") and covers. Cool Kid kicks out at two and SB wants to end it. Impact DDT hits and another cover. Miraculously, Cool Kid manages to kick out at the last possible second. SB doesn't seem concerned as he casually climbs the turnbuckles, facing the crowd; after some expected taunting, he unleashes in mid-air with the New York Nightmare (RVD is jealous) and flattens the Cockney Kid from the East End like so much pancake. SB into the cover and Andrew's count is merely ceremonial. Simply Beautiful picks up the win in dominant fashion as he mugs for the spotlight and rhapsody.

ROD HARDWAY w/ MOOSE MILLAR
VS
BRAD RUSH & DARIOUS HARDEN

With Brad Rush and Darius Harden already in the ring, “King of the Kill” by Annihilator once again hits the speakers of Edmonton’s Polish Hall. The giant Rod Hardway walks out from behind the curtain and instantly the crowd boos at the appearance of one half of Stiff Competition. The boos only get louder as, former hometown hero; “The Moose” Mark Millar follows Hardway to the ring. Henry Andrews calls for the bell, and this match is underway.

Rush and Harden are not looking to waste any time and they rush the big man. Brad with a quick drop kick to the knee, while Darius tries to drop Rod with a clothesline. Their efforts seeming useless as Hardway bearly moves from the attack. The team of Rush and Harden hit the ropes, this time with a double clothesline attempt, but Rod ducks the attempted attack and heads toward the ropes himself, only to drop both Brad and Darius to the mat with a clothesline of his own. Hardway turns his attention to Harden, picking him up off the mat. Hard irish whip to the corner and Rush has the same destiny. Rod Hardway looking to deliver a big spear to both men, but they are able to move and Rod nails the ring post with his shoulder. Rush and Harden start delivering hard kicks to the downed Three hundred Twenty Five pounder. Harden locks on a strong arm bar and instructs Rush to hit the top rope. The highflyer looks like he’s getting ready to deliver the Double Foot Stomp…LOOK OUT RUSH!! That bastard Moose just pushed Brad Rush off the top rope and Andrews didn’t notice because his attention was turned toward Hardway and Harden, looking for the submission.

Rod breaks the arm bar with a quick thumb to the eye. Harden is blind and Rod takes advantage of that. FULL NELSON SLAM!! Hardway with the pin, Henry counts…One…Two…NO!! Brad Rush is back to his feet and stops the count. Brad with a fury of kicks, block by Rod Hardway, quick kick to the gut…JACKKNIFE POWER BOMB!! No time for the cover this time Harden is back to his feet. Darius ducks the Lariat attempt, but could duck this one…HARDWAY SLAM RIGHT ON TOP OF BRAD RUSH!! A smile flashes across the big man’s face as he goes for the cover…One…Two…THIS ONE IS OVER…THREE…Rod Hardway wins by pinfall.

Rod steals a Mic from ringside.


The video feed stops. A message from Josh Reynolds follows.

JOSH REYNOLDS: What occured after the Rod Hardway handicap match has been removed from this episode of Action! by ruling of Joseph Winchell III, as he fears backlash from the incident if it was shown on broadcast TV. I can tell you that Stiff Competition damn near incited a riot inside the Polish Hall. Stiff Competition has promised to show the footage on the internet, at NAPW.ca and on youtube.com. My interview with Stiff Competition is said to follow the footage. If any fans of the NAPW watch the incident, please remember that once you enter the barricade around the ring, NAPW is no longer liable for your safety. Parental Supervision is Advised as well.

-NAPW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP-
THE YELLOW CHICKEN (c) VS "BIG BAD" BRIAN BRUNO

The Number of the Beast" hits the speakers and "Big Bad" Brian Bruno is slowly walking his way to the ring. A good amount of
cheering from the NAPW fans. He enters the ring.. the fans stop cheering awaiting Yellow Chicken. Almost as soon as "The
Chicken Song" hits the crowd becomes even louder as the NAPW TV Champion makes his way to the ring. He enters the ring and
the bell sounds. This match is on!

Brian Bruno begins circling the opposition while Yellow Chicken is strutting about. Brian Bruno goes for a tie-up.. POWERFUL
PUSH by Brian Bruno! Yellow Chicken is sent reeling. Yellow Chicken rebounds off the ropes and POWER-SLAM! Lazy cover by
Bruno! One! Kick-out! Bruno lifts Yellow Chicken up..PECKED by Yellow Chicken who then starts a tie up of his own, followed by
a Snap Suplex. Yellow Chicken works over Brian Bruno and attempts a Fujiwara arm bar! Easily countered by Brian Bruno who locks in a Fujiwara of his own. But Yellow Chicken manages to break free almost instantly. Both men are back to their feet
and engage in another tie-up. Snap Suplex by Brian Bruno! Yellow Chicken bounces back to his feet and yet another tie up! Knee to the gut by Bruno! Gorilla Press Slam! Cover by Bruno! One! Two! Easy kick-out by Yellow Chicken who doesn't take to long to be back on his feet. Brian Bruno asks if he wants another tie up but Yellow Chicken declines! He rushes Bruno and HARD
Shoulder block! Bruno is down and Yellow Chicken goes for a cover! One! Kick-out! Bruno is getting pumped and HARD right hand by Bruno! Knee to the gut! And..BABY BACK RACK!

Its in tight! Yellow Chickens bones cracking as he struggles to break free. PECK! PECK! PECK! A small incision over Bruno's
right eye as he lets go of the hold. DEEP ARM-DRAG by Yellow Chicken! Yellow Chicken viciously locks on a FUJIWARA ARM-BAR and Bruno is screaming in pain. Reaches for the ropes... NOTHING THERE! THEY'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Brian is lifting
himself up..Yellow Chicken gains leverage and pushed Brian Bruno back down! Brian Bruno is barely hanging on!! He's gonna
tap!! Wait! He's lifting himself up again! Yellow Chicken tries to regain leverage BRUNO! SCHOOL BOY! ONE!! TWO!! THRE..
KICK-OUT!! Bruno is in a state of shock! He had it won. Yellow Chicken barely made it out! Yellow Chicken hops up and flying
clothesline! Takes Bruno down. He lifts Bruno up and Yellow Chicken is on the receiving end of a kick to the gut and SIT-OUT
POWER-BOMB! PIN! ONE! TWO! ROPE BREAK! Brian Bruno is shaking his head and lifts Yellow Chicken to his feet. KNEE TO THE GUT BY YELLOW CHICKEN! Followed by...COCK OF THE WALK! Brian Bruno's shoulder is taking a beating. But he's still trying to fight back! HARD left by Brian Bruno..HARD Right by Yellow Chicken, Hard Left! Hard Right! Hard Left! DEVASTATING Right! Bruno's earlier cut has opened up and blood is now part of this match.

Yellow Chicken Irish whips Bruno to the ropes and CLOTHESLINE SENDS BOTH MEN OVER THE TOP! Yellow Chicken lands atop Brian and begins sending a flurry of punches and forearms to Brian's shoulder. Yellow Chicken is looking for some sort of arm-bar. BUT TOO LATE he is Knocked off! by Brian Bruno! Bruno gets to his feet and SUPLEX! YELLOW CHICKEN REVERSES! HE'S BEHIND BRUNO! CROSS-FACE CHICKEN.. Brian Bruno counters and PUSHES Yellow Chicken off! Yellow Chicken rushes Brian Bruno and CROSS-BODY! CAUGHT! FALL-AWAY SLAM! Brian Bruno taking advantage of being outside. Yellow Chicken is struggling to get to his feet. Brian Bruno looks for a Clothesline! DUCKED! BACK SUPLEX! Yellow Chicken lays Brian Bruno out! He climbs to the apron and ELBOW DROP! BRUNO ROLLS OUT! Yellow Chicken crashes onto the floor.Brian Bruno lifts an injured Yellow Chicken to his feet and rolls him into the ring and enters the ring. Brian Bruno lays in a few STIFF stomps and lifts Yellow Chicken up.

Irish Whip By Brian Bruno! SPINE-BUSTER! COVER! ONE!! TWO!! SHOULDER UP!! Brian Bruno is slowly to get to his feet and Yellow Chicken is feeling aftershock after the Spine-buster. Brian Bruno lifts Yellow Chicken to his feet...Irish Whip into the
corner. He lifts Yellow Chicken to the top.. SUPERPLEX! BOTH MEN CRASH DOWN TO THE CANVAS! THIS COULD BE IT! An exhausted
Brian Bruno drapes his arm across Yellow Chicken.. ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!? SHOULDER UP!!? Smythe doesn't know which call came
first! Smythe watches the replay on the screen... SHOULDER WAS UP FIRST! Brian Bruno is infuriated! He lifts Yellow Chicken to his
feet..SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!! DUCKED!! CROSS-FACE CHICKEN-WING!! Brian Bruno has no where to go! His shoulder is already in extreme pain and this isn't helping! He's trying to get hold of the ropes. HEAD-BUTTS by Yellow Chicken! Brian Bruno is
slipping out of conciousness... WAIT! HE MAKES A JUMP FOR THE ROPES! ROPE BREAK! Yellow Chicken can't believe someone got out of his Chicken-wing! Kick to the midsection by Brian Bruno! OH GOD! BRUNO BOMBER! COVER!! ONE!! TWO!! THRE!! FOOT ON THE ROPE!! Brian Bruno pushes down Yellow Chicken's shoulders.. ONE!! TWO!! FOOT ON THE ROPE AGAIN! Brian Bruno hooks the leg! ONE!! TWO!! HE GRABS THE ROPE WITH HIS HAND! Brian Bruno breaks the pin and Yellow Chicken JOLTS up! Brian Bruno still on his knees! ENZIGURI! CONNECTS! Brian Bruno is out! Yellow Chicken wants to go for a pin.. but he's heading for the top rope! FLYING HEAD-BUTT!! CRUSHES BRIAN BRUNO! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!!!

The Winner of this match and still TV Champion...THE YELLOW CHICKEN!!