Post by nexusone on Sept 26, 2006 22:48:54 GMT -5
TNF CONTINUES...
"A Better Way" by The Salads begins to play, and the crowd is confused. Then North T. Gunderson with Tex comes out to a very warm ovation. They both are wearing the new duds and have new entrance music. North goes to his corner and awaits the return of self proclaimed "Perfection." The sounds change to "Hold On! I'm Coming!" and that he does. He comes to the ring with cockiness. He comes with the storied history. He comes to be the best. Evan Cartwright spits his gum out and smacks into the crowd. Curt Henning is cursing from graveside. Bickle has to be watching after being challenged by Evan earlier in the night. The bell sounds and both men shake hands.. This match is on! It begins with a traditional Collar-elbow tie up and.. Arm Wringer by Evan Cartwright. North T. Gunderson screams in pain as Evan Cartwright twists a second time. North rolls forward, Evan doesn't release the hold pulls him back and SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! He still has a grip on his wrist and pulls him back up for another Clothesline! But North Ducks! And locks in an Arm Wringer of his own. He twists it a second time and Evan Cartwright is pleading for North to let go. North doesn't listen and he's going for a third twist! CLOSED FIST BY EVAN CARTWRIGHT! Andrews issues a warning on Evan Cartwright
North releases the hold and checks to make sure he isn't bleeding which gives Evan Cartwright a perfect opportunity for THE PERFECT UPPERCUT! It knocks North down and Cartwright jumps for the cover! ONE!! TWO!!
North T. Gunderson has used his first rope break!
Cartwright pulls North's leg off the rope and goes for another pin. ONE!! Easy Kick-out! Both men get to their feet and North is the first to start his attack! POWERFUL KICK BY NORTH! CAUGHT BY CARTWRIGHT! ENZIGIRI BY NORTH! DUCKED! CLOSED FIST BY EVAN! DODGED BY NORTH! SUPER-KICK BY NORTH! EVAN DUCKS AND CHOP BLOCK TO NORTHS NON KICKING LEG! North hits the mat and gets up just as fast. Evan initiates another tie-up and Irish whips him HARD into the turnbuckle. The impact causes North to bounce off and stumble forward and CLOTHESLINE BY CARTWRIGHT! Cartwright walks over to the corner and begins to climb. NORTH IS UP! HE'S RUSHING CARTWRIGHT! CROTCHED ON THE TOP! North is going for his patented Lemon Lime Tang! REVERSED BY CARTWRIGHT! He sets North up and.. DIAMOND DUST! North lands hard and Cartwright is setting him up for a wheelbarrow suplex.. KICK TO THE GUT BY NORTH! ONE MORE! It sends Cartwright stumbling backward and gives North time to get to his feet. North rushes! CARTWRIGHT DODGES AND FORCES NORTH CHEST FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! SPLASH by Cartwright CRUSHING North between his body and the turnbuckle. DESPERATION ELBOW TO THE FACE OF CARTWRIGHT! Evan won't take it! CLOSED FIST TO THE BACK OF NORTHS HEAD!
Evan Cartwright has lost his first rope break.
North spins around and CLOSED FIST!
North T. Gunderson has lost his second rope break.
North pushes Evans and sends him reeling backward and BLACKOUT! MILLION DOLLAR DREAM! North is coming back! He's not cutting Evan Cartwright any slack! Cartwright wants to tap! But he reaches the ropes.
Evan Cartwright has lost his second rope break.
North releases the hold and lifts Evan up to his feet. Kick to the guy by Cartwright! SAMBO SUPLEX! Knocks the wind out of North! Evan is taunting the crowd and receives a mixed reaction. But he's giving North time to get up. North rushes the opposition and ELBOW TO NORTHS GUT! Evan Cartwright saw it coming. PENDULUM BACK-BREAKER by Cartwright. Cartwright goes for the cover! ONE!! TWO!! SHOULDER UP!
He lifts North T. Gunderson to his feet and CLOSED FIST just for the hell of it.
Evan Cartwright loses his FINAL rope break!
Evan can sense his victory coming.. but its cut short! HELL OF A SUPER-KICK BY NORTH T.GUNDERSON! EVAN MIGHT HAVE LOST HIS HEAD! North wants the pin! He goes for a cover, puts weight on Evan's shoulders and hooks the leg. ONE!! TWO!! THRE!! KICK OUT!! North can't believe it. Evan Cartwright is slowly getting to his feet and CLOSED FIST BY NORTH! I don't think North appreciates Evan kicking out of his last pin.
North T. Gunderson has used his final rope break.
North takes advantage and ANOTHER MILLION DOLLAR DREAM!! BUT EVAN DOESN'T HAVE ANY ROPE BREAKS LEFT! He's going to tap! WAIT! HEEL TO THE SHIN OF NORTH! North lets go and cares for his shin. PERFECTLY EXECUTED JAPANESE ARM DRAG BY CARTWRIGHT! North hits the mat HARD! CARTWRIGHT! WHEELBARROW SUPLEX! BOSTON CRAB! ITS IN! ITS IN! ALL 222¼ LBS OF EVAN CARTWRIGHT ON THE LOWER BACK OF NORTH! North wants to tap! He can't take much more of this. He's stuck in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go! WAIT TEX IS ON THE APRON! EVAN LET'S GO. HE IS STALKING TEX. NORTH KICKS WITH ALL HIS MIGHT AND SENDS CARTWRIGHT FLYING INTO TEX! Tex is knocked off the apron and onto the cold concrete. North didn't see Tex, but realizes what he just did and rushes to her aid. Henry Andrews is... counting?
ONE!! TWO!! THRE!!!
North picks up Tex and begins carrying her to the back, BUT CARTWRIGHT IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM! Evan yells: "You ain't running, North!"
FOUR!! FIVE!! SIX!!
Cartwright knocks them both down and DEVASTATING GERMAN SUPLEX! North T. Gunderson might be dead!
SEVEN!! EIGHT!!
Cartwright runs back into the ring and climbs to the second rope
NINE!! TEN!!!
The winner of this match by count out... EVAN CARTWRIGHT!! The smile can be seen on Planet Saturn. EMT's are attending to both Tex and North. Evan goes to the outside and shakes hands with the unconscious North, as he sticks with the Pure Rules. Evan is back in the ring and celebrates his first match back. Through the commotion he doesn't see Bickle come from the back. He gets in the ring behind Evan. Evan doesn't notice until:
BICKLE: WHY WAIT TWO WEEKS?
Evan turns around to see Bickle. They begin to talk trash and are preparing to go at it. Before anything goes down, Winchell and security are in the ring. They did a 4.3 forty yard dash to get their. They step between the two jawing men.
WINCHELL: I got chaos everywhere, EMT's on nearly every match. I got security on there toes and everyones messing with me. Then this... I don't like where this is going either. An unadvertised match of this magnitude. "Perfection" Evan Cartwright vs Patrick Bickle... Free TV with no promotion of it. AND I got a DVD taping coming up. This, as Evan challenged, should and WILL be held at the Hostile Hangover. Pure Honor Rules too, as it makes it that much more special, ain't that right Evan. (Winks at Evan.)
Bickle and Evan are still hot at one another. They both leave the ring as does Winchell. Security surrounds them all.
Dez Carter and Asuka are on their way down the hallway for his match with King Koji. But before they can get to the curtain he bumps into…SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL!
SB: (staring right into Dez’s eyes) Hey, champ. How you been?
Dez: Still feeling pretty good about that win last week on TNF. I told you I was the better man, SB.
SB: You didn’t beat me. The rules of the match beat me. But it isn’t going to matter at Hostile Hangover. Nothing is gonna stop me from taking that Kiniski Cup. Nothing!
Dez: You seem to be very sure of yourself, for a man who has yet to pin anyone of note.
SB: I just beat two men all by myself! I took out my own partner and still had time to pin two men at once! You were a few seconds from taking a New York Nightmare yourself, if I recall. And that would have been one, two, three!
Dez: SB, if my cow had a (BLEEP), she’d be a bull. But she doesn’t, just like you didn’t connect with your Frog splash! I won, you lost. Deal with it and step your game up.
SB: Nice joke, funnyman. We’ll see how funny you are at Hangover. Watch your back till then Carter!
Dez: Damn New Yorkers.. (slaps Simply Beautiful right in the face.) Watch your front.
Simply Beautiful tackles Dez and the hardest working security team in wrestling, break them up. Winchell is beside himself, getting angry with all the problems. They just got Evan and Bickle to leave peacefully. SB and Dez continue to fight and both men are being escorted from the building. King Koji walks by and looks pissed. Winchell looks like he needs a drink.
WINCHELL: The match is canceled.... GOD WHY CAN'T THESE PEOPLE WAIT TO HOSTILE HANGOVER.
He runs away because... DAMN COMMERCIALS!
Minutes before the main event, we see Winchell again at his post, totally out of breath. The Brunette rotates the basket and takes out two envelopes.
WINCHELL: The third Lethal Lottery match will feature (opens first envelope) THOMAS YOUNG AND... (opens second envelope) FORMER TELEVISION CHAMPION: JEFF JAMES.
The screen splits in two, with Winchell on one side and a shot of the Royal Foundation locker room, where Thomas is getting ready. Jeff James still hurting from earlier, high fives Thomas as they proclaim to be "BATTLEBOWL BOUND." Prince Darko is cheering with them.
WINCHELL: THEIR OPPOSITION ARE... (grabs and opens envelope) "BIG BAD" BRIAN BRUNO!
The Foundation are all smiles.
WINCHELL: WITH HIS PARTNER...
PRINCE DARKO!
The Foundation is quickly silent and Prince stares at his opponents next week. Thomas shakes his head and leaves for his match. The third graphic is shown.
All four men are in the ring as the NAPW champion's theme is coming to an end after commercial. D! lowers his strap and himself from his perch, then points accusingly at the man with blood on his hands. "Stylin'" Kyle Roberts scoffs at this and proceeds to make fun of D!'s toque. Thomas Young is eyeballing all three men and Lloyd Rees continues to look skeevy and shifty-eyed, like a feral gollum creature. Frank Warburton does his headlong dive out of the ring and Dick Kiebiech is the man with the plan as the bell rings.
Rees shoves D! aside and declares himself the match starter. Thomas Young is happy to oblige--his dreams quickly crushed as Kyle Roberts steps up and says "Out of the way, junior." He turns to D! "...and as for you..." Too late, as D! lets fly with the roundhouse. Roberts is taken aback early and... Beat-o-Barrage? D! looks ready to unleash, but Roberts gets his wits about him and counters with a Moose Jaw Driver. D! is down and Roberts covers... only two. Stylin' Kyle lays in with some hard right hand shots as Thomas Young screams for a tag. Kyle feigns a tag and then thinks better of it, instead dropping an elbow across D!'s back. Roberts with the early Beartamer, but D! latches onto the ropes. In the ensuing tussle with Kiebiech, Young slaps Roberts across his hairy back (ewww) and charges at the NAPW Champion. Roberts is not happy about this, but can do little at present. Young whips D! into the ropes and the champ ducks Young's clothesline... NYQUIL DRIVER! Out of nowhere! D! into the quick cover, but Roberts makes the save--for himself and not his partner no doubt. D! is then seemingly distracted by someone or something at ringside, this allows for Lloyd Rees to tag himself in with a slap to D!'s shoulder. Rees pounces on Young, who counters and rolls the Provincial champion up in a small package. Only two as Rees kicks out with authority and lays Young down with a boot to the gut followed by a DDT from the Green. Rees with another cover, but Young is able to kick out in time. Rees scuttles over to Roberts in the opposing corner and drills him in the head with the point of his elbow. The Beast's partner roars and tries to get in to tear him a new one, but Kiebiech cuts him off, as planned. Rees with the blatant choke on Thomas Young and then yells for D! to get in some free shots. The NAPW Champion apparently isn't interested in helping his temporary partner out and turns his back. Again, D! seems distracted, talking to himself? Or someone nearby.
Rees wants to throw a fit--regarding D!'s actions--when Young drops him with a low blow just before Kiebiech turns his back to Roberts and back to the action. Young covers his crime with a schoolboy, but Rees is close enough to grab the bottom rope. Thomas lifts the pride of Newfie-land and... Young Cutter... this could be it! Rees kicks out at two and a half! Young wears him down in the corner before whipping him face first into the opposite corner and sets him up for Shades of Death. Rees slips out of the move like the sardine that he is and... Wabana Buster! Rees into the cover, and Roberts again with the double axe-handle to break the pin. Rees readies for a Conception Bay Chinlock, but Young slams him back into his corner, where Roberts eagerly tags in. Stylin' Kyle literally grabs Young by the hair/head and throws him over the top rope and out. Roberts feels very proud of himself as he proceeds to pound and chop away at the Provincial Champion. D! notices Roberts back in and would like another shot at him... Roberts takes notice and actually drags Rees over to the corner so that D! can tag in (after laying Rees out with a Polarizer.) However, D! has jumped off the apron and appears to be talking with a woman at ringside. Curiouser and curiouser. He doesn't care how badly Rees gets beat up, knowing the Thirty minute Iron Match is Two weeks away. Rees looks ready to scream as he was ready to tag out. Roberts is irate and decides to make an example of the Provincial Champion. Emerald Fusion! Makes your head hurt just watching it. IT'S OVER THAT QUICKLY... EMERALD FUSION. ONE... TWO... THREE!
Thomas Young and Kyle Roberts win.
Just then, Thomas Young slides back in and attacks Roberts from behind. Prince Darko runs in to help and about then... THE BEAST! To your charts, people! All hell is about to break loose as Rees, now somewhat recovered, jumps atop D! and begins wailing on him. Security arrives... YET AGAIN...to break it up as all hell breaks loose for the one hundred twelfth time on NAPW TV this week, including Action! and the little seen NAPW in Thailand show.
Security has separated the six men. Winchell comes to the ring with four envelopes in hand. He enters the ring and looks dead at The New and Improved DX.
WINCHELL: This lottery is truly LETHAL! You two have been nothing but asses to me since July. The lottery hasn't went my prefered way... I got bodies laying everywhere, blind guys in the back and four wrestlers escorted out the building. I have three major shows over the next month. I haven't got anything to be happy about....so far!
Winchell winks at DX and opens up an envelope.
WINCHELL: ROD HARDWAY... AND HIS PARTNER:
He tentatively opens the second one. Then a smile comes across his face.
WINCHELL: BRUCE RICHARDS!! OH YEAH... With my prior knowledge of the entrants... I'll guess that Simply Beautiful is in one of these envelopes...
AND KYLE ROBERTS IS IN THE OTHER!
He opens them up and shows the camera that indeed they do.
WINCHELL: Next week I get to see you do exactly what I've wanted to see since I became Commissioner... I GET TO SEE DX BEAT THE HELL OUT OF ONE ANOTHER.
Fades to the final Graphic...
OOC NOTE: I'm aware that some, if not all of the matches seemed angled, but only two things were. The Kidd/STD pairing for storyline purposes. Also the DX face off for the fun of any old school NAPW guy. The other matches, though interesting and full of suspicion, were drawn at random. That's the God's honest truth. Kidd/STD opponents were random, and the partners of both DX members were random. It amazed me that the match ups came out like they did. I hope everyone RP's their asses off, because though the two angles are in there, no storylines will effect anymatches outcome. Not that any would actually doubt that, but I like to be upfront.
-PURE HONOR RULES-
NORTH T. GUNDERSON VS "PERFECTION" EVAN CARTWRIGHT
[/B]NORTH T. GUNDERSON VS "PERFECTION" EVAN CARTWRIGHT
"A Better Way" by The Salads begins to play, and the crowd is confused. Then North T. Gunderson with Tex comes out to a very warm ovation. They both are wearing the new duds and have new entrance music. North goes to his corner and awaits the return of self proclaimed "Perfection." The sounds change to "Hold On! I'm Coming!" and that he does. He comes to the ring with cockiness. He comes with the storied history. He comes to be the best. Evan Cartwright spits his gum out and smacks into the crowd. Curt Henning is cursing from graveside. Bickle has to be watching after being challenged by Evan earlier in the night. The bell sounds and both men shake hands.. This match is on! It begins with a traditional Collar-elbow tie up and.. Arm Wringer by Evan Cartwright. North T. Gunderson screams in pain as Evan Cartwright twists a second time. North rolls forward, Evan doesn't release the hold pulls him back and SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! He still has a grip on his wrist and pulls him back up for another Clothesline! But North Ducks! And locks in an Arm Wringer of his own. He twists it a second time and Evan Cartwright is pleading for North to let go. North doesn't listen and he's going for a third twist! CLOSED FIST BY EVAN CARTWRIGHT! Andrews issues a warning on Evan Cartwright
North releases the hold and checks to make sure he isn't bleeding which gives Evan Cartwright a perfect opportunity for THE PERFECT UPPERCUT! It knocks North down and Cartwright jumps for the cover! ONE!! TWO!!
North T. Gunderson has used his first rope break!
Cartwright pulls North's leg off the rope and goes for another pin. ONE!! Easy Kick-out! Both men get to their feet and North is the first to start his attack! POWERFUL KICK BY NORTH! CAUGHT BY CARTWRIGHT! ENZIGIRI BY NORTH! DUCKED! CLOSED FIST BY EVAN! DODGED BY NORTH! SUPER-KICK BY NORTH! EVAN DUCKS AND CHOP BLOCK TO NORTHS NON KICKING LEG! North hits the mat and gets up just as fast. Evan initiates another tie-up and Irish whips him HARD into the turnbuckle. The impact causes North to bounce off and stumble forward and CLOTHESLINE BY CARTWRIGHT! Cartwright walks over to the corner and begins to climb. NORTH IS UP! HE'S RUSHING CARTWRIGHT! CROTCHED ON THE TOP! North is going for his patented Lemon Lime Tang! REVERSED BY CARTWRIGHT! He sets North up and.. DIAMOND DUST! North lands hard and Cartwright is setting him up for a wheelbarrow suplex.. KICK TO THE GUT BY NORTH! ONE MORE! It sends Cartwright stumbling backward and gives North time to get to his feet. North rushes! CARTWRIGHT DODGES AND FORCES NORTH CHEST FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! SPLASH by Cartwright CRUSHING North between his body and the turnbuckle. DESPERATION ELBOW TO THE FACE OF CARTWRIGHT! Evan won't take it! CLOSED FIST TO THE BACK OF NORTHS HEAD!
Evan Cartwright has lost his first rope break.
North spins around and CLOSED FIST!
North T. Gunderson has lost his second rope break.
North pushes Evans and sends him reeling backward and BLACKOUT! MILLION DOLLAR DREAM! North is coming back! He's not cutting Evan Cartwright any slack! Cartwright wants to tap! But he reaches the ropes.
Evan Cartwright has lost his second rope break.
North releases the hold and lifts Evan up to his feet. Kick to the guy by Cartwright! SAMBO SUPLEX! Knocks the wind out of North! Evan is taunting the crowd and receives a mixed reaction. But he's giving North time to get up. North rushes the opposition and ELBOW TO NORTHS GUT! Evan Cartwright saw it coming. PENDULUM BACK-BREAKER by Cartwright. Cartwright goes for the cover! ONE!! TWO!! SHOULDER UP!
He lifts North T. Gunderson to his feet and CLOSED FIST just for the hell of it.
Evan Cartwright loses his FINAL rope break!
Evan can sense his victory coming.. but its cut short! HELL OF A SUPER-KICK BY NORTH T.GUNDERSON! EVAN MIGHT HAVE LOST HIS HEAD! North wants the pin! He goes for a cover, puts weight on Evan's shoulders and hooks the leg. ONE!! TWO!! THRE!! KICK OUT!! North can't believe it. Evan Cartwright is slowly getting to his feet and CLOSED FIST BY NORTH! I don't think North appreciates Evan kicking out of his last pin.
North T. Gunderson has used his final rope break.
North takes advantage and ANOTHER MILLION DOLLAR DREAM!! BUT EVAN DOESN'T HAVE ANY ROPE BREAKS LEFT! He's going to tap! WAIT! HEEL TO THE SHIN OF NORTH! North lets go and cares for his shin. PERFECTLY EXECUTED JAPANESE ARM DRAG BY CARTWRIGHT! North hits the mat HARD! CARTWRIGHT! WHEELBARROW SUPLEX! BOSTON CRAB! ITS IN! ITS IN! ALL 222¼ LBS OF EVAN CARTWRIGHT ON THE LOWER BACK OF NORTH! North wants to tap! He can't take much more of this. He's stuck in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go! WAIT TEX IS ON THE APRON! EVAN LET'S GO. HE IS STALKING TEX. NORTH KICKS WITH ALL HIS MIGHT AND SENDS CARTWRIGHT FLYING INTO TEX! Tex is knocked off the apron and onto the cold concrete. North didn't see Tex, but realizes what he just did and rushes to her aid. Henry Andrews is... counting?
ONE!! TWO!! THRE!!!
North picks up Tex and begins carrying her to the back, BUT CARTWRIGHT IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM! Evan yells: "You ain't running, North!"
FOUR!! FIVE!! SIX!!
Cartwright knocks them both down and DEVASTATING GERMAN SUPLEX! North T. Gunderson might be dead!
SEVEN!! EIGHT!!
Cartwright runs back into the ring and climbs to the second rope
NINE!! TEN!!!
The winner of this match by count out... EVAN CARTWRIGHT!! The smile can be seen on Planet Saturn. EMT's are attending to both Tex and North. Evan goes to the outside and shakes hands with the unconscious North, as he sticks with the Pure Rules. Evan is back in the ring and celebrates his first match back. Through the commotion he doesn't see Bickle come from the back. He gets in the ring behind Evan. Evan doesn't notice until:
BICKLE: WHY WAIT TWO WEEKS?
Evan turns around to see Bickle. They begin to talk trash and are preparing to go at it. Before anything goes down, Winchell and security are in the ring. They did a 4.3 forty yard dash to get their. They step between the two jawing men.
WINCHELL: I got chaos everywhere, EMT's on nearly every match. I got security on there toes and everyones messing with me. Then this... I don't like where this is going either. An unadvertised match of this magnitude. "Perfection" Evan Cartwright vs Patrick Bickle... Free TV with no promotion of it. AND I got a DVD taping coming up. This, as Evan challenged, should and WILL be held at the Hostile Hangover. Pure Honor Rules too, as it makes it that much more special, ain't that right Evan. (Winks at Evan.)
Bickle and Evan are still hot at one another. They both leave the ring as does Winchell. Security surrounds them all.
BACKSTAGE
Dez Carter and Asuka are on their way down the hallway for his match with King Koji. But before they can get to the curtain he bumps into…SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL!
SB: (staring right into Dez’s eyes) Hey, champ. How you been?
Dez: Still feeling pretty good about that win last week on TNF. I told you I was the better man, SB.
SB: You didn’t beat me. The rules of the match beat me. But it isn’t going to matter at Hostile Hangover. Nothing is gonna stop me from taking that Kiniski Cup. Nothing!
Dez: You seem to be very sure of yourself, for a man who has yet to pin anyone of note.
SB: I just beat two men all by myself! I took out my own partner and still had time to pin two men at once! You were a few seconds from taking a New York Nightmare yourself, if I recall. And that would have been one, two, three!
Dez: SB, if my cow had a (BLEEP), she’d be a bull. But she doesn’t, just like you didn’t connect with your Frog splash! I won, you lost. Deal with it and step your game up.
SB: Nice joke, funnyman. We’ll see how funny you are at Hangover. Watch your back till then Carter!
Dez: Damn New Yorkers.. (slaps Simply Beautiful right in the face.) Watch your front.
Simply Beautiful tackles Dez and the hardest working security team in wrestling, break them up. Winchell is beside himself, getting angry with all the problems. They just got Evan and Bickle to leave peacefully. SB and Dez continue to fight and both men are being escorted from the building. King Koji walks by and looks pissed. Winchell looks like he needs a drink.
WINCHELL: The match is canceled.... GOD WHY CAN'T THESE PEOPLE WAIT TO HOSTILE HANGOVER.
He runs away because... DAMN COMMERCIALS!
Minutes before the main event, we see Winchell again at his post, totally out of breath. The Brunette rotates the basket and takes out two envelopes.
WINCHELL: The third Lethal Lottery match will feature (opens first envelope) THOMAS YOUNG AND... (opens second envelope) FORMER TELEVISION CHAMPION: JEFF JAMES.
The screen splits in two, with Winchell on one side and a shot of the Royal Foundation locker room, where Thomas is getting ready. Jeff James still hurting from earlier, high fives Thomas as they proclaim to be "BATTLEBOWL BOUND." Prince Darko is cheering with them.
WINCHELL: THEIR OPPOSITION ARE... (grabs and opens envelope) "BIG BAD" BRIAN BRUNO!
The Foundation are all smiles.
WINCHELL: WITH HIS PARTNER...
PRINCE DARKO!
The Foundation is quickly silent and Prince stares at his opponents next week. Thomas shakes his head and leaves for his match. The third graphic is shown.
LETHAL LOTTERY MATCH THREE:
Thomas Young & Jeff James
vs
"Big Bad" Brian Bruno & Prince Darko
Thomas Young & Jeff James
vs
"Big Bad" Brian Bruno & Prince Darko
-MAIN EVENT TIME!-
D! & LLOYD REES VS THOMAS YOUNG & KYLE ROBERTS
D! & LLOYD REES VS THOMAS YOUNG & KYLE ROBERTS
All four men are in the ring as the NAPW champion's theme is coming to an end after commercial. D! lowers his strap and himself from his perch, then points accusingly at the man with blood on his hands. "Stylin'" Kyle Roberts scoffs at this and proceeds to make fun of D!'s toque. Thomas Young is eyeballing all three men and Lloyd Rees continues to look skeevy and shifty-eyed, like a feral gollum creature. Frank Warburton does his headlong dive out of the ring and Dick Kiebiech is the man with the plan as the bell rings.
Rees shoves D! aside and declares himself the match starter. Thomas Young is happy to oblige--his dreams quickly crushed as Kyle Roberts steps up and says "Out of the way, junior." He turns to D! "...and as for you..." Too late, as D! lets fly with the roundhouse. Roberts is taken aback early and... Beat-o-Barrage? D! looks ready to unleash, but Roberts gets his wits about him and counters with a Moose Jaw Driver. D! is down and Roberts covers... only two. Stylin' Kyle lays in with some hard right hand shots as Thomas Young screams for a tag. Kyle feigns a tag and then thinks better of it, instead dropping an elbow across D!'s back. Roberts with the early Beartamer, but D! latches onto the ropes. In the ensuing tussle with Kiebiech, Young slaps Roberts across his hairy back (ewww) and charges at the NAPW Champion. Roberts is not happy about this, but can do little at present. Young whips D! into the ropes and the champ ducks Young's clothesline... NYQUIL DRIVER! Out of nowhere! D! into the quick cover, but Roberts makes the save--for himself and not his partner no doubt. D! is then seemingly distracted by someone or something at ringside, this allows for Lloyd Rees to tag himself in with a slap to D!'s shoulder. Rees pounces on Young, who counters and rolls the Provincial champion up in a small package. Only two as Rees kicks out with authority and lays Young down with a boot to the gut followed by a DDT from the Green. Rees with another cover, but Young is able to kick out in time. Rees scuttles over to Roberts in the opposing corner and drills him in the head with the point of his elbow. The Beast's partner roars and tries to get in to tear him a new one, but Kiebiech cuts him off, as planned. Rees with the blatant choke on Thomas Young and then yells for D! to get in some free shots. The NAPW Champion apparently isn't interested in helping his temporary partner out and turns his back. Again, D! seems distracted, talking to himself? Or someone nearby.
Rees wants to throw a fit--regarding D!'s actions--when Young drops him with a low blow just before Kiebiech turns his back to Roberts and back to the action. Young covers his crime with a schoolboy, but Rees is close enough to grab the bottom rope. Thomas lifts the pride of Newfie-land and... Young Cutter... this could be it! Rees kicks out at two and a half! Young wears him down in the corner before whipping him face first into the opposite corner and sets him up for Shades of Death. Rees slips out of the move like the sardine that he is and... Wabana Buster! Rees into the cover, and Roberts again with the double axe-handle to break the pin. Rees readies for a Conception Bay Chinlock, but Young slams him back into his corner, where Roberts eagerly tags in. Stylin' Kyle literally grabs Young by the hair/head and throws him over the top rope and out. Roberts feels very proud of himself as he proceeds to pound and chop away at the Provincial Champion. D! notices Roberts back in and would like another shot at him... Roberts takes notice and actually drags Rees over to the corner so that D! can tag in (after laying Rees out with a Polarizer.) However, D! has jumped off the apron and appears to be talking with a woman at ringside. Curiouser and curiouser. He doesn't care how badly Rees gets beat up, knowing the Thirty minute Iron Match is Two weeks away. Rees looks ready to scream as he was ready to tag out. Roberts is irate and decides to make an example of the Provincial Champion. Emerald Fusion! Makes your head hurt just watching it. IT'S OVER THAT QUICKLY... EMERALD FUSION. ONE... TWO... THREE!
Thomas Young and Kyle Roberts win.
Just then, Thomas Young slides back in and attacks Roberts from behind. Prince Darko runs in to help and about then... THE BEAST! To your charts, people! All hell is about to break loose as Rees, now somewhat recovered, jumps atop D! and begins wailing on him. Security arrives... YET AGAIN...to break it up as all hell breaks loose for the one hundred twelfth time on NAPW TV this week, including Action! and the little seen NAPW in Thailand show.
Security has separated the six men. Winchell comes to the ring with four envelopes in hand. He enters the ring and looks dead at The New and Improved DX.
WINCHELL: This lottery is truly LETHAL! You two have been nothing but asses to me since July. The lottery hasn't went my prefered way... I got bodies laying everywhere, blind guys in the back and four wrestlers escorted out the building. I have three major shows over the next month. I haven't got anything to be happy about....so far!
Winchell winks at DX and opens up an envelope.
WINCHELL: ROD HARDWAY... AND HIS PARTNER:
He tentatively opens the second one. Then a smile comes across his face.
WINCHELL: BRUCE RICHARDS!! OH YEAH... With my prior knowledge of the entrants... I'll guess that Simply Beautiful is in one of these envelopes...
AND KYLE ROBERTS IS IN THE OTHER!
He opens them up and shows the camera that indeed they do.
WINCHELL: Next week I get to see you do exactly what I've wanted to see since I became Commissioner... I GET TO SEE DX BEAT THE HELL OUT OF ONE ANOTHER.
Fades to the final Graphic...
LETHAL LOTTERY MATCH FOUR:
Bruce Richards & Rod Hardway
vs
Kyle Roberts & Simply Beautiful
Bruce Richards & Rod Hardway
vs
Kyle Roberts & Simply Beautiful
OOC NOTE: I'm aware that some, if not all of the matches seemed angled, but only two things were. The Kidd/STD pairing for storyline purposes. Also the DX face off for the fun of any old school NAPW guy. The other matches, though interesting and full of suspicion, were drawn at random. That's the God's honest truth. Kidd/STD opponents were random, and the partners of both DX members were random. It amazed me that the match ups came out like they did. I hope everyone RP's their asses off, because though the two angles are in there, no storylines will effect anymatches outcome. Not that any would actually doubt that, but I like to be upfront.