Post by nexusone on Sept 19, 2006 21:51:25 GMT -5
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It's Darko and Hatchet starting off--the beefy Hatchet pushes the Prince back with a boisterous shove. Darko doesn't like it, but eats more shove. He steels up his face, reminds Hatchet to treat royalty with RESPECT, then advances on him only to be shoved back again--Darko takes the momentum, rebounds off the ropes, and hurls his shoulder into Hatchet's gut. This winds the thicker man, knocking him back--Fireman's Carry allows Darko to take him off his feet. Chicken-wing arm-lock applied to Hatchet, but the big man slides to the bottom rope to force the break. Darko sneers, gives his opponent one final WRENCH and rolls off of Hatchet. Disgusted, he tags in Thomas Young--Young bolts in, pops the risen Hatchet good with a closed fist, and then SNAP SUPLEX onto the mat. Hatchet writhes from the impact, and Young wastes little time hoisting the Calgarian up for another go-round. Hatchet desperately counters with a HEAD-BUTT, stunning Young, and then a stiff Clothesline sends him to the boards. Hatchet grunts and drops a MEATY elbow onto Young's face, cover gets him a ONE! Hatchet snorts and tags in Fixer. Young finds his feet but only to eat DROPKICK... Young flies back and flops back against the second rope. Fixer gets that look in his eye, then runs to the far ropes for speed--here it comes--RUNNING BASEMENT DROPKICK--CLANG! Young got out of the way of that one, what with Fixer taking his sweet time... and Mister B. swatted Fixer's feet with a chair! The ref checks to see what's happened, but B.'s dropped the chair like a hot potato and looks as confused as everyone else! Oh, Mister B., you're a scamp!
Fixer, on the mat, nurses his ankles, but Young's ready to go--he tags in Darko and buys them five seconds of legal double-team. Young starts hauling Fixer up by his ankles... Fixer reactively grabs the ropes... and Darko Leapfrogs over Young--DROPS THOSE KNEES! It's the ROYAL LEAPFROG, and Fixer crumples like a soggy leaf! BUT WAIT A MINUTE! Hatchet's back in the ring, and he's just Shoulder Blocked Young in the spine--sneak attack! And by the time Darko's ready for him--he's being whipped into the corner turnbuckle--SPLASH! Hatchet crushes Darko in the corner. Hatchet slaps his partner back to life, and groggily, Fixer goes to meet Darko as he stumbles out of the corner--RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Hatchet rolls out of the ring to get the ref off his back, meanwhile, Fixer's still legal and covers Darko! ONE! TWO! KICK-OUT! Fixer is FURIOUS at the thought of not getting the win here... he starts berating the ref for all it's worth! Meanwhile, Hatchet sneaks back into the ring, softening Darko up... he hauls the Prince up, and slaps on the BEARHUG... the ref turns around and starts warning Hatchet, but Fixer's running off the ropes, ORDER UP A MOE GREEN SP--THOMAS YOUNG! WITH THAT BIG BOOT! He just NAILED Fixer before he could hit the Inverted Bulldog! Darko, meanwhile, Bell Claps Hatchet to break the hold... and slides into the Full Nelson! Thomas Young has brought enough Boots for two--ROYALLY DONE! Hatchet nearly has his head knocked off--here's the cover--NOTHING! Hatchet's not legal. Darko scrambles to cover Fixer... ONE! TWO! THREE! The Royal Foundation have taken it!
The NAPW monitors flare to life, and there's Kyle Roberts looking into a camera.
KYLE ROBERTS: We on? Cool. Hey! Royal Foundation! Look here! For weeks now, Bruce and I seem to be the whipping boys for any tag team that's gunning for our tag team titles. Been there, done that!
Kyle walks back to reveal Bruce Richards with a shopping bag. They're outside somewhere beside a cage.
BRUCE RICHARDS: For some reason, once you found out that you were the number one contenders for the tag titles, you've been ranting on and on about the Royal Cage. I'm sorry to say that it's never going to happen, because we're already successfully defended our titles against you. You think a few beatdowns are going to make us change our minds?
KYLE ROBERTS: So we've decided to show you a Royal Cage of our own. Have you guys ever been to the Valley Zoo? Oh, it's certainly a nice place. They've got a lot of animals here, including the majestic lion. King of the beasts, right?
BRUCE RICHARDS: While you were facing off against the Calgary Connection, Kyle and I took the liberty of entering your dressing room. Darko, you certainly have a lot of expensive suits, don't you? (Bruce pulls a black suit out of the shopping bag.) If you want to see this suit again, maybe you should come down here and face us.
KYLE ROBERTS: Meh, you know what? (Kyle tosses the suit into the lion cage behind him.) Whoopsie! My bad! Whatever shall you do?
The camera cuts back to Prince Darko, who's threatening to kill Kyle.
KYLE ROBERTS: No matter, you've still got a few more right? (Kyle pulls out another suit from the bag and drops it into the cage as well.) Well, call me Mister Butterfingers. I don't know what I'm doing!
The camera cuts back to a livid, almost foaming-at-the-mouth Darko.
BRUCE RICHARDS: Don't think we've forgotten about you, Thomas. Truth is, though, you're just a bodyguard for the prince there. Why would you have any worldly possessions in your locker room? Smart, Thomas.
KYLE ROBERTS: Yeah, you got off easy. But then, you were born in Montreal, so we decided there's nothing you'd hate more than us wasting a perfectly good poutine. (Kyle pulls out a foam container and drops it into the cage.) Happy eats, Mister Lion!
Thomas Young grabs a mic from ringside.
THOMAS YOUNG: What are you guys talking about? I'm not French.
KYLE ROBERTS: I'm sorry, Tho-mah, I can't really understand you too well. It must be that outraygeeus Francophone hack-sent. Vive la Quebec Libre!
THOMAS YOUNG: I live in the United States, (BLEEP)s!
KYLE ROBERTS: Je suis un pamplemousse. Non, non, Monsieur Thomas est un singe du cirque. Il fait des grands tours.
THOMAS YOUNG: I don't even KNOW french, Roberts! Stop it!
KYLE ROBERTS: Don't get me wrong, Tho-mah, I always knew you were one smelly bastard. I just completely forgot it was simply you living down to your heritage.
THOMAS YOUNG: Dammit, Roberts! When Darko and I find you-
BRUCE RICHARDS: You'll what? Put us to sleep with your monotone rantings? Try to cook us a horrible meal? Lock us in a room with a copy of "The Royal Foundation's Greatest Promos?"
KYLE ROBERTS: God, Bruce, don't give the guy ideas!
BRUCE RICHARDS: Thomas, it looks like you'd better calm your employer down there. He seems a little angry.
PRINCE DARKO: You sons of bitches! I'll kill you!
KYLE ROBERTS: I don't think so, Darko. You see these belts? It's the last time you'll be seeing them! Because you two don't deserve another chance to fail against the New and Improved D-X! Bruce, hand me another ten-thousand-dollar suit.
Then the buzzkill he is, Joesph Winchell III walks out, killing the buzz.
JOSEPH WINCHELL III: You know something, I've been losing ratings and money from events ever since you two asses won those belts back. A changing of the guard is coming and there's nothing you can do about it. The Royal Foundation are now named the NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS and will have a Royal Cage match versus The New and Improved DX at Hostile Hangover... and it's for the NAPW TAG TEAM TITLES! So suck on that! Oh and both teams might want to keep watching...
Winchell smiles. DX are pissed. The Royal Foundation are happy despite being minus some clothes, because they will get what they have pleaded for, thanks to Winchell III.
Both Simply Beautiful and Dez Carter walk to the center of the ring, stare each other in the eye and shake hands. The match is on! Both men initiate a collar elbow tie up and Vertical Suplex! NO! Simply Beautiful lands on his feet and Falling Neck-breaker! Simply Beautiful wants to end this quickly and jumps for a cover. ONE...TWO.. Shoulder up! Both men quick to their feet for another tie-up. But this time Simply Beautiful gets advantage and Double Under-hook Powerbo- Simply Beautiful can't get him up! Back Body Drop by Dez Carter! Carter goes for the legs and STF! Simply Beautiful is searching for ropes. He can't seem to reach! He lifts himself up about an inch and gives his all.
Simply Beautiful has used his first rope break!
Dez Carter lets go and is up to his feet. He waits for Simply Beautiful to get up. Simply Beautiful is up and is greeted with a closed fist to the temple! Simply Beautiful returns the favor with a closed fist! The referee issues a warning on both wrestlers Dez Carter throws a fist but Simply Beautiful ducks and Swinging Neck-breaker! He goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Shoulder Up! Wait! Simply Beautiful grabs the arm Dez Carter just threw in the air and Painkiller! The Fujiwara Arm-bar is locked in tight and Dez Carter is SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER! He wants out he looks for the ropes and latches onto the rope TIGHT!
Dez Carter uses his first rope break!
Simply Beautiful doesn't believe he got to the ropes and lays in a few kicks to the back of Dez Carter. Dez Carter is using the ropes to get himself up. Simply Beautiful sees an opportunity to strike but is met with a kick to the midsection, a kick to the side of his leg and a kick to the chest, then a powerful palm strike to the chest knocks him flat on his back! Dez Carter jumps for the pin and hooks the leg. ONE...TWO...TH.. Kick out!
Dez Carter is in shock and Simply Beautiful is getting up. Dez Carter grabs Simply Beautiful by the head and begins to lift him up. Closed fist to the face by Simply Beautiful.The referee, Morgan Smythe, doesn't see it but Asuka is up on the apron telling Smythe about the fist! Simply Beautiful begins insulting Asuka and trying to get her off the ropes and CLOSED FIST by Dez Carter!
The referee believes Asuka but sees the fist by Dez and it costs both men a rope break.
They stare off in the middle of the ring. Simply Beautiful with a kick to the gut, he hits the ropes SPRINGBOARD ELBOW! CAUGHT! BACK SUPLEX! Dez Carter goes for a cover! ONE..TWO..Shoulder up! Dez Carter is asking Smythe if she's sure and gives Simply Beautiful time to get up. Dez Carter is facing Smythe, Simply Beautiful spins him around and CONNECTS with a OPEN HAND SLAP! He grabs hold of Dez Carter and Irish Whips him into the corner. He rushes toward Dez Carter and Splash! Wait boot up by Carter! RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL! Simply Beautiful his the mat and rolls backward and onto his feet. He laughs and tells Dez "Good Move" Dez obviously confused slowly walks toward Simply Beautiful, Simply Beautiful rushes again, Dez lifts his leg up, Simply Beautiful rolls under! He's up to his feet, spins Dez Carter around and IMPACT DDT! Dez Carter is out on his back! Simply Beautiful hits the top turnbuckle! He looks at the crowd for a moment, and NEW YORK NIGHTMARE!
He turns right in mid air and collides with Dez Carters.. knees? Dez Carter threw his knees up in the nick of time and Simply Beautiful bounces off clutching his midsection! Carter goes for a cover! ONE..TWO..THRE.. SHOULDER UP!! Simply Beautiful barely got his shoulder up! The crowd goes nuts and Dez Carter goes for another cover! One.. Kick-out! Simply Beautiful forcefully pushes Dez off of him and gets to his feet. Kicks him in the gut! Trying for a Double Under-hook Power-bomb! He has him up and PALM STRIKE TO SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL'S FOREHEAD.
Both men come crashing down! Both men are out on their backs! Simply Beautiful lifts his arm up and puts it on Dez's chest! ONE..TWO..THRE! BUT Dez lifts his shoulder up breaks the pin and drapes his arm across Simply Beautiful starting a new pin! ONE..TWO..THREE!! WAIT FOOT ON THE ROPE!
Simply Beautiful has used his FINAL rope break!
Both men breathing heavily struggling to reach their feet. Dez is up first and goes for a tie-up! Irish Whip! COUNTERED! Simply Beautiful whips Dez with all his might and sends him over the ropes! Simply Beautiful turns around and begins to taunt Asuka. WAIT! DEZ CARTER HAS SKINNED THE CAT! HE'S BACK IN! The crowd ERUPTS into cheers and Simply Beautiful is confused.. DRAGON SUPLEX! PIN!
ONE!!
TWO!!
SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL HAS THE ROPES!
BUT HE'S OUT OF ROPE BREAKS! THREE!!!
Your winner of this match... DEZ CARTER!!
They shake hands following the match, but it wasn't a very respectful from Simply Beautiful. He then mouths "This isn't over."
All three men are having themselves a Mexican standoff as the bell is rung. King Koji strikes first with a spinning back chop that catches "The Lemondrop Kid" across the throat, rendering him out of the equation. North T. Gunderson jumps atop the back of the monster Koji and attempts a Million Dollar Dream style Cobra Clutch on the big man. King Koji flails around for a bit before gathering his wits about him and slamming the former Thunder back-wards into the turnbuckle. Koji lays into North with some hard-hitting chops that leave the crowd wincing. However, the Provincial Champion is back on his feet and nails Koji with a dropkick to the back of the knee that fells the big man. Koji roars like Godzilla and is quickly silenced by The Blackout from Gunderson. Rees slams into North with a reverse elbow and blasts his head on the turnbuckle with authority. Rees sets him up for a suplex, but North slips out of it like an acrobat and takes Rees down with an arm-drag. North hits the ropes only to be caught with a wicked spine-buster from the Provincial Champion. Rees into the cover, but King Koji nails him with a heavy elbow drop that deflates both of his downed opponents. Koji lifts a prone Rees and presses him overhead with an impressive display of power; he proceeds to drop Rees like the proverbial bad habit over the top rope and far below to the unforgiving (and thinly padded) concrete outside the ring. Koji signals for the end and stalks over to North, who is pulling himself up with the ropes. North slips under Godzilla's grasp and comes up behind him with a schoolboy roll-up out of nowhere. Koji kicks out at two and absolutely beheads his man with the Burning Lariat. Koji is almost sure of victory as North is seemingly folded inside out. The King of Monsters lays a cocky boot across North's chest for the pin, but wait, from the top rope we see a now recovered Lloyd Rees flying off the top rope with a Fresh Water Flip that takes the big man down.
North still looks half-dead as Rees shakes off the cobwebs and hits the ropes. Koji cuts him down with a big boot and gives another primal roar for good measure. Koji lifts his man and slaps on that pesky Bear-hug. Rees fights it before remembering the best way out is the easy way out. He rakes the eyes of the big man, who immediately lets go, and Rees hits a quick DDT... From The Green even! The Provincial Champ into the cover, but Koji manages to kick out at two. They seem to have forgotten about North as Rees stomps on Koji's right leg, tenderizing it for the Lance Cove Leg-lock. The move is cinched in, but not for long, as North is back on his feet and nails a somewhat surprised Rees with a Shining Wizard. "Goodnight, Everybody!" Rees does the classic Ric Flair flop as North scrambles into the cover. No dice, as Rees kicks out in time. North is grabbed from behind and Koji is there to make the big German Suplex. Koji into the cover, but North kicks out at two. Koji is attacked from behind by Rees with a chop block to the right knee. North joins in by throwing in some stomps and kicks until Rees sets the big man up for the Wabana Buster. Koji is a bit too heavy, but North is there for the assist, helping lift the 6'6" behemoth high overhead and dropping him for the modified Brain-buster. Koji is dazed and now Rees covers, only to have North throw him off and go for the cover himself. Rees is certainly not impressed, and lets his foot to the talking to North's ribs. Rees lifts the smaller man and readies for a big move, but North is too quick, wrapping the champion up in a small package. Two and a half as Rees just barely kicks out! North drops him with a neck-breaker and scrambles to the top rope, catching a rising Lloyd with a clothesline off the top. North into the cover, but only two, as Rees will not lose so handily.
North wants to make this a Positive Defeat, and the fans know it. Sliced Bread #2? Not quite, as Rees catches him, lifts, and there's the East End Drop. What impact! Rees into the cover, but Koji has recovered and there it is... Koji Clutch! Rees is in panic mode, will he tap? North saves him the trouble by clipping Koji at that pesky knee. Koji is irate this time, roaring as he catches North with a big elbow to the gut and has enough left to stand and set North up for the... Sit-out Power-bomb! North is dead again? Koji is slow to make the cover, but he does. Before two and three quarters, Rees dives in with a double axe-handle to break it up. Koji is in a rage again, and he clotheslines Rees over the top and to the outside again. Koji is panting as he catches his breath and notices North laying prone along the second rope. Koji goes for the much-vaunted Bossman Leg Splash, but North was playing possum and rolls out of the way in timely fashion. Koji falls through the ropes, really hurting, and gets his right leg caught between the ropes, leaving him hanging over the apron. Outside, Rees is getting up and sees this ongoing. His smile grows ever so wide as he slides back into the ring, right behind and unsuspecting North T. Gunderson. Low Blow from the Provincial Champion as the ref tries to free Koji from the ropes. The ref turns just as "The Lemondrop Kid" covers his tracks with a Conception Bay Chin-lock, wrapping himself around North's ribs with the body scissors. The former Thunder valiantly tries to grab at the ropes, but it is in vain as he is nowhere near them. He taps after some time and the bell rings for the still Provincial Champion.
Just then as Rees gleams with his gold, we see D! in the aisle way. He holds up HIS NAPW belt. He is showing Rees who the man is, and that D! isn't dead. Then the buzzkill returns.
JOSEPH WINCHELL III: Hey guys... I got a small announcement. Next week is going to be a Lethal Lottery Preview. A Preview of the chaos that this event will cause. Your Main Event next week is:
Kyle Roberts teaming with...
THOMAS YOUNG!!!
Taking on Lloyd Rees and...
D!
Fade to black.
THE ROYAL FOUNDATION
VERSUS
THE CALGARY CONNECTION
VERSUS
THE CALGARY CONNECTION
It's Darko and Hatchet starting off--the beefy Hatchet pushes the Prince back with a boisterous shove. Darko doesn't like it, but eats more shove. He steels up his face, reminds Hatchet to treat royalty with RESPECT, then advances on him only to be shoved back again--Darko takes the momentum, rebounds off the ropes, and hurls his shoulder into Hatchet's gut. This winds the thicker man, knocking him back--Fireman's Carry allows Darko to take him off his feet. Chicken-wing arm-lock applied to Hatchet, but the big man slides to the bottom rope to force the break. Darko sneers, gives his opponent one final WRENCH and rolls off of Hatchet. Disgusted, he tags in Thomas Young--Young bolts in, pops the risen Hatchet good with a closed fist, and then SNAP SUPLEX onto the mat. Hatchet writhes from the impact, and Young wastes little time hoisting the Calgarian up for another go-round. Hatchet desperately counters with a HEAD-BUTT, stunning Young, and then a stiff Clothesline sends him to the boards. Hatchet grunts and drops a MEATY elbow onto Young's face, cover gets him a ONE! Hatchet snorts and tags in Fixer. Young finds his feet but only to eat DROPKICK... Young flies back and flops back against the second rope. Fixer gets that look in his eye, then runs to the far ropes for speed--here it comes--RUNNING BASEMENT DROPKICK--CLANG! Young got out of the way of that one, what with Fixer taking his sweet time... and Mister B. swatted Fixer's feet with a chair! The ref checks to see what's happened, but B.'s dropped the chair like a hot potato and looks as confused as everyone else! Oh, Mister B., you're a scamp!
Fixer, on the mat, nurses his ankles, but Young's ready to go--he tags in Darko and buys them five seconds of legal double-team. Young starts hauling Fixer up by his ankles... Fixer reactively grabs the ropes... and Darko Leapfrogs over Young--DROPS THOSE KNEES! It's the ROYAL LEAPFROG, and Fixer crumples like a soggy leaf! BUT WAIT A MINUTE! Hatchet's back in the ring, and he's just Shoulder Blocked Young in the spine--sneak attack! And by the time Darko's ready for him--he's being whipped into the corner turnbuckle--SPLASH! Hatchet crushes Darko in the corner. Hatchet slaps his partner back to life, and groggily, Fixer goes to meet Darko as he stumbles out of the corner--RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Hatchet rolls out of the ring to get the ref off his back, meanwhile, Fixer's still legal and covers Darko! ONE! TWO! KICK-OUT! Fixer is FURIOUS at the thought of not getting the win here... he starts berating the ref for all it's worth! Meanwhile, Hatchet sneaks back into the ring, softening Darko up... he hauls the Prince up, and slaps on the BEARHUG... the ref turns around and starts warning Hatchet, but Fixer's running off the ropes, ORDER UP A MOE GREEN SP--THOMAS YOUNG! WITH THAT BIG BOOT! He just NAILED Fixer before he could hit the Inverted Bulldog! Darko, meanwhile, Bell Claps Hatchet to break the hold... and slides into the Full Nelson! Thomas Young has brought enough Boots for two--ROYALLY DONE! Hatchet nearly has his head knocked off--here's the cover--NOTHING! Hatchet's not legal. Darko scrambles to cover Fixer... ONE! TWO! THREE! The Royal Foundation have taken it!
The NAPW monitors flare to life, and there's Kyle Roberts looking into a camera.
KYLE ROBERTS: We on? Cool. Hey! Royal Foundation! Look here! For weeks now, Bruce and I seem to be the whipping boys for any tag team that's gunning for our tag team titles. Been there, done that!
Kyle walks back to reveal Bruce Richards with a shopping bag. They're outside somewhere beside a cage.
BRUCE RICHARDS: For some reason, once you found out that you were the number one contenders for the tag titles, you've been ranting on and on about the Royal Cage. I'm sorry to say that it's never going to happen, because we're already successfully defended our titles against you. You think a few beatdowns are going to make us change our minds?
KYLE ROBERTS: So we've decided to show you a Royal Cage of our own. Have you guys ever been to the Valley Zoo? Oh, it's certainly a nice place. They've got a lot of animals here, including the majestic lion. King of the beasts, right?
BRUCE RICHARDS: While you were facing off against the Calgary Connection, Kyle and I took the liberty of entering your dressing room. Darko, you certainly have a lot of expensive suits, don't you? (Bruce pulls a black suit out of the shopping bag.) If you want to see this suit again, maybe you should come down here and face us.
KYLE ROBERTS: Meh, you know what? (Kyle tosses the suit into the lion cage behind him.) Whoopsie! My bad! Whatever shall you do?
The camera cuts back to Prince Darko, who's threatening to kill Kyle.
KYLE ROBERTS: No matter, you've still got a few more right? (Kyle pulls out another suit from the bag and drops it into the cage as well.) Well, call me Mister Butterfingers. I don't know what I'm doing!
The camera cuts back to a livid, almost foaming-at-the-mouth Darko.
BRUCE RICHARDS: Don't think we've forgotten about you, Thomas. Truth is, though, you're just a bodyguard for the prince there. Why would you have any worldly possessions in your locker room? Smart, Thomas.
KYLE ROBERTS: Yeah, you got off easy. But then, you were born in Montreal, so we decided there's nothing you'd hate more than us wasting a perfectly good poutine. (Kyle pulls out a foam container and drops it into the cage.) Happy eats, Mister Lion!
Thomas Young grabs a mic from ringside.
THOMAS YOUNG: What are you guys talking about? I'm not French.
KYLE ROBERTS: I'm sorry, Tho-mah, I can't really understand you too well. It must be that outraygeeus Francophone hack-sent. Vive la Quebec Libre!
THOMAS YOUNG: I live in the United States, (BLEEP)s!
KYLE ROBERTS: Je suis un pamplemousse. Non, non, Monsieur Thomas est un singe du cirque. Il fait des grands tours.
THOMAS YOUNG: I don't even KNOW french, Roberts! Stop it!
KYLE ROBERTS: Don't get me wrong, Tho-mah, I always knew you were one smelly bastard. I just completely forgot it was simply you living down to your heritage.
THOMAS YOUNG: Dammit, Roberts! When Darko and I find you-
BRUCE RICHARDS: You'll what? Put us to sleep with your monotone rantings? Try to cook us a horrible meal? Lock us in a room with a copy of "The Royal Foundation's Greatest Promos?"
KYLE ROBERTS: God, Bruce, don't give the guy ideas!
BRUCE RICHARDS: Thomas, it looks like you'd better calm your employer down there. He seems a little angry.
PRINCE DARKO: You sons of bitches! I'll kill you!
KYLE ROBERTS: I don't think so, Darko. You see these belts? It's the last time you'll be seeing them! Because you two don't deserve another chance to fail against the New and Improved D-X! Bruce, hand me another ten-thousand-dollar suit.
Then the buzzkill he is, Joesph Winchell III walks out, killing the buzz.
JOSEPH WINCHELL III: You know something, I've been losing ratings and money from events ever since you two asses won those belts back. A changing of the guard is coming and there's nothing you can do about it. The Royal Foundation are now named the NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS and will have a Royal Cage match versus The New and Improved DX at Hostile Hangover... and it's for the NAPW TAG TEAM TITLES! So suck on that! Oh and both teams might want to keep watching...
Winchell smiles. DX are pissed. The Royal Foundation are happy despite being minus some clothes, because they will get what they have pleaded for, thanks to Winchell III.
PURE HONOR MATCH: NON TITLE
SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL VERSUS DEZ CARTER (c)
SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL VERSUS DEZ CARTER (c)
Both Simply Beautiful and Dez Carter walk to the center of the ring, stare each other in the eye and shake hands. The match is on! Both men initiate a collar elbow tie up and Vertical Suplex! NO! Simply Beautiful lands on his feet and Falling Neck-breaker! Simply Beautiful wants to end this quickly and jumps for a cover. ONE...TWO.. Shoulder up! Both men quick to their feet for another tie-up. But this time Simply Beautiful gets advantage and Double Under-hook Powerbo- Simply Beautiful can't get him up! Back Body Drop by Dez Carter! Carter goes for the legs and STF! Simply Beautiful is searching for ropes. He can't seem to reach! He lifts himself up about an inch and gives his all.
Simply Beautiful has used his first rope break!
Dez Carter lets go and is up to his feet. He waits for Simply Beautiful to get up. Simply Beautiful is up and is greeted with a closed fist to the temple! Simply Beautiful returns the favor with a closed fist! The referee issues a warning on both wrestlers Dez Carter throws a fist but Simply Beautiful ducks and Swinging Neck-breaker! He goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Shoulder Up! Wait! Simply Beautiful grabs the arm Dez Carter just threw in the air and Painkiller! The Fujiwara Arm-bar is locked in tight and Dez Carter is SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER! He wants out he looks for the ropes and latches onto the rope TIGHT!
Dez Carter uses his first rope break!
Simply Beautiful doesn't believe he got to the ropes and lays in a few kicks to the back of Dez Carter. Dez Carter is using the ropes to get himself up. Simply Beautiful sees an opportunity to strike but is met with a kick to the midsection, a kick to the side of his leg and a kick to the chest, then a powerful palm strike to the chest knocks him flat on his back! Dez Carter jumps for the pin and hooks the leg. ONE...TWO...TH.. Kick out!
Dez Carter is in shock and Simply Beautiful is getting up. Dez Carter grabs Simply Beautiful by the head and begins to lift him up. Closed fist to the face by Simply Beautiful.The referee, Morgan Smythe, doesn't see it but Asuka is up on the apron telling Smythe about the fist! Simply Beautiful begins insulting Asuka and trying to get her off the ropes and CLOSED FIST by Dez Carter!
The referee believes Asuka but sees the fist by Dez and it costs both men a rope break.
They stare off in the middle of the ring. Simply Beautiful with a kick to the gut, he hits the ropes SPRINGBOARD ELBOW! CAUGHT! BACK SUPLEX! Dez Carter goes for a cover! ONE..TWO..Shoulder up! Dez Carter is asking Smythe if she's sure and gives Simply Beautiful time to get up. Dez Carter is facing Smythe, Simply Beautiful spins him around and CONNECTS with a OPEN HAND SLAP! He grabs hold of Dez Carter and Irish Whips him into the corner. He rushes toward Dez Carter and Splash! Wait boot up by Carter! RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL! Simply Beautiful his the mat and rolls backward and onto his feet. He laughs and tells Dez "Good Move" Dez obviously confused slowly walks toward Simply Beautiful, Simply Beautiful rushes again, Dez lifts his leg up, Simply Beautiful rolls under! He's up to his feet, spins Dez Carter around and IMPACT DDT! Dez Carter is out on his back! Simply Beautiful hits the top turnbuckle! He looks at the crowd for a moment, and NEW YORK NIGHTMARE!
He turns right in mid air and collides with Dez Carters.. knees? Dez Carter threw his knees up in the nick of time and Simply Beautiful bounces off clutching his midsection! Carter goes for a cover! ONE..TWO..THRE.. SHOULDER UP!! Simply Beautiful barely got his shoulder up! The crowd goes nuts and Dez Carter goes for another cover! One.. Kick-out! Simply Beautiful forcefully pushes Dez off of him and gets to his feet. Kicks him in the gut! Trying for a Double Under-hook Power-bomb! He has him up and PALM STRIKE TO SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL'S FOREHEAD.
Both men come crashing down! Both men are out on their backs! Simply Beautiful lifts his arm up and puts it on Dez's chest! ONE..TWO..THRE! BUT Dez lifts his shoulder up breaks the pin and drapes his arm across Simply Beautiful starting a new pin! ONE..TWO..THREE!! WAIT FOOT ON THE ROPE!
Simply Beautiful has used his FINAL rope break!
Both men breathing heavily struggling to reach their feet. Dez is up first and goes for a tie-up! Irish Whip! COUNTERED! Simply Beautiful whips Dez with all his might and sends him over the ropes! Simply Beautiful turns around and begins to taunt Asuka. WAIT! DEZ CARTER HAS SKINNED THE CAT! HE'S BACK IN! The crowd ERUPTS into cheers and Simply Beautiful is confused.. DRAGON SUPLEX! PIN!
ONE!!
TWO!!
SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL HAS THE ROPES!
BUT HE'S OUT OF ROPE BREAKS! THREE!!!
Your winner of this match... DEZ CARTER!!
They shake hands following the match, but it wasn't a very respectful from Simply Beautiful. He then mouths "This isn't over."
PROVINCIAL TITLE MATCH
LLOYD REES (C) VS KING KOJI VS NORTH T. GUNDERSON
LLOYD REES (C) VS KING KOJI VS NORTH T. GUNDERSON
All three men are having themselves a Mexican standoff as the bell is rung. King Koji strikes first with a spinning back chop that catches "The Lemondrop Kid" across the throat, rendering him out of the equation. North T. Gunderson jumps atop the back of the monster Koji and attempts a Million Dollar Dream style Cobra Clutch on the big man. King Koji flails around for a bit before gathering his wits about him and slamming the former Thunder back-wards into the turnbuckle. Koji lays into North with some hard-hitting chops that leave the crowd wincing. However, the Provincial Champion is back on his feet and nails Koji with a dropkick to the back of the knee that fells the big man. Koji roars like Godzilla and is quickly silenced by The Blackout from Gunderson. Rees slams into North with a reverse elbow and blasts his head on the turnbuckle with authority. Rees sets him up for a suplex, but North slips out of it like an acrobat and takes Rees down with an arm-drag. North hits the ropes only to be caught with a wicked spine-buster from the Provincial Champion. Rees into the cover, but King Koji nails him with a heavy elbow drop that deflates both of his downed opponents. Koji lifts a prone Rees and presses him overhead with an impressive display of power; he proceeds to drop Rees like the proverbial bad habit over the top rope and far below to the unforgiving (and thinly padded) concrete outside the ring. Koji signals for the end and stalks over to North, who is pulling himself up with the ropes. North slips under Godzilla's grasp and comes up behind him with a schoolboy roll-up out of nowhere. Koji kicks out at two and absolutely beheads his man with the Burning Lariat. Koji is almost sure of victory as North is seemingly folded inside out. The King of Monsters lays a cocky boot across North's chest for the pin, but wait, from the top rope we see a now recovered Lloyd Rees flying off the top rope with a Fresh Water Flip that takes the big man down.
North still looks half-dead as Rees shakes off the cobwebs and hits the ropes. Koji cuts him down with a big boot and gives another primal roar for good measure. Koji lifts his man and slaps on that pesky Bear-hug. Rees fights it before remembering the best way out is the easy way out. He rakes the eyes of the big man, who immediately lets go, and Rees hits a quick DDT... From The Green even! The Provincial Champ into the cover, but Koji manages to kick out at two. They seem to have forgotten about North as Rees stomps on Koji's right leg, tenderizing it for the Lance Cove Leg-lock. The move is cinched in, but not for long, as North is back on his feet and nails a somewhat surprised Rees with a Shining Wizard. "Goodnight, Everybody!" Rees does the classic Ric Flair flop as North scrambles into the cover. No dice, as Rees kicks out in time. North is grabbed from behind and Koji is there to make the big German Suplex. Koji into the cover, but North kicks out at two. Koji is attacked from behind by Rees with a chop block to the right knee. North joins in by throwing in some stomps and kicks until Rees sets the big man up for the Wabana Buster. Koji is a bit too heavy, but North is there for the assist, helping lift the 6'6" behemoth high overhead and dropping him for the modified Brain-buster. Koji is dazed and now Rees covers, only to have North throw him off and go for the cover himself. Rees is certainly not impressed, and lets his foot to the talking to North's ribs. Rees lifts the smaller man and readies for a big move, but North is too quick, wrapping the champion up in a small package. Two and a half as Rees just barely kicks out! North drops him with a neck-breaker and scrambles to the top rope, catching a rising Lloyd with a clothesline off the top. North into the cover, but only two, as Rees will not lose so handily.
North wants to make this a Positive Defeat, and the fans know it. Sliced Bread #2? Not quite, as Rees catches him, lifts, and there's the East End Drop. What impact! Rees into the cover, but Koji has recovered and there it is... Koji Clutch! Rees is in panic mode, will he tap? North saves him the trouble by clipping Koji at that pesky knee. Koji is irate this time, roaring as he catches North with a big elbow to the gut and has enough left to stand and set North up for the... Sit-out Power-bomb! North is dead again? Koji is slow to make the cover, but he does. Before two and three quarters, Rees dives in with a double axe-handle to break it up. Koji is in a rage again, and he clotheslines Rees over the top and to the outside again. Koji is panting as he catches his breath and notices North laying prone along the second rope. Koji goes for the much-vaunted Bossman Leg Splash, but North was playing possum and rolls out of the way in timely fashion. Koji falls through the ropes, really hurting, and gets his right leg caught between the ropes, leaving him hanging over the apron. Outside, Rees is getting up and sees this ongoing. His smile grows ever so wide as he slides back into the ring, right behind and unsuspecting North T. Gunderson. Low Blow from the Provincial Champion as the ref tries to free Koji from the ropes. The ref turns just as "The Lemondrop Kid" covers his tracks with a Conception Bay Chin-lock, wrapping himself around North's ribs with the body scissors. The former Thunder valiantly tries to grab at the ropes, but it is in vain as he is nowhere near them. He taps after some time and the bell rings for the still Provincial Champion.
Just then as Rees gleams with his gold, we see D! in the aisle way. He holds up HIS NAPW belt. He is showing Rees who the man is, and that D! isn't dead. Then the buzzkill returns.
JOSEPH WINCHELL III: Hey guys... I got a small announcement. Next week is going to be a Lethal Lottery Preview. A Preview of the chaos that this event will cause. Your Main Event next week is:
Kyle Roberts teaming with...
THOMAS YOUNG!!!
Taking on Lloyd Rees and...
D!
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