COLD SNAP match writers (8)

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

David Letterman rules and you know it.

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

Assignments will be as follows, get prepped.

Any problems or concerns let me know.

Ravager vs Evan - Brion
Untouchables/Doomriders - Andrew V
Tag Titles - Allan
Team Gauntlet - Me
Castle/Bruno - Devin
Lloyd Banks/Simply Bickle - Andrew II
NextGen/K&L - Curtis (MK)
Jay/Johnny - Michael
Scramble Match - Jon
Canada/Winchell - Me

[Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL]]

admin said:

David Letterman rules and you know it.

I don't think Dev was knocking Dave, so much as saying that when it comes to the "repeating something to the point of it becoming hilarious again" is definitely Dave's schtick.

Because, you know, repetition is funny.

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

It goes from funny to not funny to funny all over again!

[Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL]]

Repetition is funny.

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

Goes alllll the way from being unfunny to funny again!

[Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL]]

Hey, you know what's funny? Repetition. THAT'S what's funny! Repetition, I mean.

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

It's my job to be repetitive. My job. My job! MY job. My job!

Kyle you're going all the way from being unfunny to being funny again.

[Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL]]

That's not me, that's the repetition. Because it's funny.

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

The repetition, which is funny because you've done it so long it became unfunny, that it's now becoming funny again.

[Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL]]

Precisely! It's the repetition that's funny! But after a certain point? Not so funny. But if you keep on hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering

(huge breath)

and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering,

well, it becomes funny again!

You want to know how funny repetition is? I typed out that entire spiel (cut and paste is for wimps) and I laughed my ass off!

Because, you know, repetition is funny.

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

What's funny is how many times you typed out hammering. At first I thought, haha that's a lot. Then I thought "I get the point Jago."

And then just when I thought you'd lost all steam, you started in again on it. And it was funny. Went all the way around to being unfunny to being funny again.

[Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL]]

If Devin were online now, he'd be able to tell you exactly how funny repetition is.

Every now and then, he'll be all, "Hey, Jago! Repetition is funny!"

And then I'd be all "Oh yeah? How so?"

And then he'd say "It just is! Repetition is funny!"

And then I'd get the point, but he'd keep on going, for minutes on end, mostly because my roommate Stan is too stupid to do anything except get caught in the joke himself.

So they'd all be "Repetition is funny!" and I'd be "Yeah, yeah, just shut up already," but they wouldn't, and I'd have to punch them both in the nose. And kick them squaw in the junk.

But once we'd clean the bloodstains from the carpet, and get them to the ER for their groins, they'd usually keep up with the "repetiton is funny" crap until I'd just have to laugh.

Because repetition is funny.

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

Such violence. I think I'm done.


Oprah. Uma. Oprah. Uma! Oprah! UMA! Oprah! Uma!

See, because even though it's not funny, if you repeat it long enough it BECOMES funny.

[Simply Beautiful]

You know what's HYSTERICAL though?

Saying something more than once.