Should I? Or Shouldn't I?

["Sick" Billy Kryenik]

Ok i'm kind of pissed off. Well no, i'm pretty f'n mad.

I've been really sick, so clearly i havent went out to the college bars lately... sadly if i was there it could have made all the difference... so anyway I need some advice.

One of my best friends went to the bar last night, and at the end of it ended up getting jumped by a guy and beaten so badly he had to go to the hospital, etc etc.

This is what happened: Kimbell was standing outside of the bar, waiting for the Drunk Bus (yepp... out college supplies us with safe transportation home from the bar. woo!) when suddenly a cab rolls up and this guy and girl get out. Now this girl is in the second year of the course i am in (Advertising: Creative Media). Now she told the guy that Kimbell had called her a "slut". So the guy rushed Kimbell and attacked him from behind and kicked him in the head a few times. Kimbell is still at the hospital today, and its almost 2... so no one really knows whats happening...

Now normally i would just find the guy and give him a taste of his own medicine. It's no secret that I have no problem with fighting when the situation calls for it. However, since i came to college i became an Honour student... so there's to sides telling me what i should do here.

My natural reaction would be; find him, stomp him, and leave him. But because I dont want to jeopardize my scholastic career, it wouldnt be wise for me to do it... since the only time ill ever see the guy is at the College.

what would you do?

[Chris Casino]

first off, any guy that attacks another man from behind is a flat out pussy.

Also any man who believes everything his woman says and jumps someone like they were back in high school is a complete ass.

Okay, with that out of the way I would say just chill for now and be there for your friend. Don't jeopardize your college career (and possible imprisonment) for some ass goblin.

However, and this is only my opinion, if your friend has some sort of permanent damage then I say you track him...and say "hello" to him in a dark parking lot when he's alone. A ski mask is always advised. Be sure that if you use a baseball bat to use duct tape around the handle so your sweat won't make you loose your grip.

If your friend comes out of it okay then get a warrant on the mook for assault with intent to kill.

Just my opinion folks.

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

... it scares me how much you know about this subject. This being "how to maim or kill other men and not get caught."

bwahahaha.

[Nightmare]

Dude... teach me...

[Stone Zellor]

Well that's called GBH where I come from (don't know if that's also the term in Canada or America) ... Call the police and watch that lousy, wimpy sonuvabitch do some time.

That or knock his (BLEEP)ing block off. Either or.


EDIT: Aggravated Battery?

[Simply Beautiful]

the best thing to do would be to wait and see how your buddy does. if he gets out of the hospital soon, and his injuries aren't too bad, i guess you could let it go, unless you run into him off campus and just cut loose on him.

if he ends up really (BLEEP)ed up, well, an eye for an eye, sadly. i know i'd do it for my friend.

but follow your heart, man. definetly don't jeopardize your standing in your school, i'm at college too and fighting gets your ass thrown off campus. proceed with caution.

[Prince Darko]

this is what i say you should do.

take him out for a couple of beers, you know show that there is no hard feelings. get him extra drunk. like he starts professing his love for you, drunk. then take him into a cave. tie him up. let him sober up. get your last words in . close the cave, and leave him, they'll never find him. they'll never know it was you.

i worked in the cast of montalto(sp), and that was a true story, why not recreate it in the modern day?

["Outlaw" Patrick Kidd]

2 words lime acid

very effective in destroying evidence including guns clothes...or dead bodies.


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["Superstar" Deathrow]

Break into the bitches house an suffocate her with a bag. Find the guy an torture the shit outta him.

[Lex Vain]

cut his sack off then shove it down his throat.

[Bruce "The Beast" Richards]

(In Jay Mewes voice.) "Yeeeeeaaaah! Tear his heart out!"

And now for my serious opinion. I'd say you shouldn't go after him because that will likely lead to problems in your educational career. But there's definitely legal things you could do, and that's what I'd suggest. But then again, I'm in the minority here.

[Ravager]

If the police are not involved in this matter, get them involved. You will not help your friend get better if you beat the crap out of this bastard. Even if you do, you put yourself in danger:

- possibly jeopardize your education
- legal problems of your own ( I bet he'd be pretty quick to press charges, tough guy he is)
- if you hurt this guy, I bet he has friends to who'll have his back.

It sucks. It's painful. But there is very little to gain by resorting to violence. However, keep this happy thought in mind:

The guy goes to jail and is introduced to the gentle art of prison love by his large cell mate "Bubba".

[Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL]]

In October of 2000, on my way home from work one late evening, I encountered a pack of drunken teenagers who were celebrating Halloween early. They decided to beat me up for the fun of it. They broke my nose and bruised my kidneys.

My friend Colin wanted to hunt them down with some big goony friends and just beat the everloving shit out of them. All he wanted me to do is give the word. But I wouldn't. What would it have done? It wouldn't have reversed the beating I got. Or the month it took to recover. Or the three years it took for me to not be scared of drunks on Whyte Avenue.

Sure, retribution would have been sweet, and I thought of it. But really, it was good they decided to do it to me, who can apparently really take a shitkicking, as opposed to some senior citizen who lives in the area that Diego and I lived in.

And in your case, Ian, it's really not worth losing your schooling. If you're in Honours, it's way too risky.

Still, I can completely empathize, and there are some non-beat the crap out of him ways you can relieve some steam.

[Nightmare]

Call him some wierd names like:

Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins
Fart Factory
Double Slime Burger (with everything on it) and Flies (on the side)

"You, MAN!! You STUPID, STUPID MAN!!"

No offense to any non-minors out there... Props to the "Hook" movie with Robin Williams... ;D

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Take him to Wal-Mart after midnight, and let him observe the people with the strange leg deseases.

"Do you feel lucky?"
"Check out the future you!"
"You're on X-treme makeover! Just check out the last guy that pissed me off!"

Or, if all else fails:

Let ME at 'em, I'll kick his ass!


- Jacob