Random bored!

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

Yep.

[Ravager]

WHAAAA?

["Perfection" Evan Cartwright]

As Scoobie would say "Barroooooooo?"

[Matthew Kurtis]

Yep

["Superstar" Deathrow]

Everybody knows that a Pterodactyl can't stand the screaming of a Electric guitar!

[Scott [NAPW Staff]]

The rotation of the Earth is not actually caused by gravity, as is commonly assumed. It is - in fact - caused by giant Hamsters that run around inside the core of the planet. The U.S. government is trying to harness them as a perpetual energy source.

Does anyone know why trees are green?

[Stone Zellor]

Quiet young man, can't you see we are having a poker game? Now, I'll ask again. If I order a pizza, will anyone else have some?

["Superstar" Deathrow]

So I broke down an settled to eat at McDonald's a couple days ago. An the people in back making the sandwiches weren't wearing gloves or nothing. All touching there faces an what not. I hope I catch E.coli. It was one of the saddest meals I ever ate.

[Prince Darko]

SO I just kept punching him and punching and punching. So then the crowd said "DO IT DO IT" I elbow dropped his chest. and DDT-ed him into a pile of dookeh.

[Chris Casino]

So yeah hookers in Tulsa are only charging $10 for a "hummer"

......Or so I heard.

["Perfection" Evan Cartwright]

Sounds like a bargain there, Brion. But as my grandmother used to say:

"Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."

Then again she did become a lesbian on her 60th birthday.

There's a Mallrats reference for ya! WooHoo!

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

"I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back."

"How did I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandy to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?"

"Cookie stand isn't part of the food court."

"The food court is downstairs, the cookie stand is upstairs! It not like we're talking quantum physics here."

"The cookie stand counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court. "

"BULLshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside of said designated square counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if your going to wax intellectual about the subject... "


Doesn't hold up with time but Jason Lee's Brodie is still awesome.

[Bruce "The Beast" Richards]

admin said:

Doesn't hold up with time but Jason Lee's Brodie is still awesome.

How DARE you, sir? It holds up because Jason Lee is a COMEDY GENIUS. I've said so for YEARS and finally he proves me right with My Name Is Earl. Genius!

[Ryan Ro [NAPW]]

I imagine I would dig that show.

I'm just saying that Mallrats draaaaaags when Brodie isn't on the screen. Jeremy London sucks. The two women are just...there. The best non-Brodie performances are La Fours, Jay & Bob (in comic madcap action), Mr. Svenning, and of course, Gwen. But it's all Brodie.

BRODIE.

["The Show" Chad Kurtis]

Jason Lee is awesome and so is Kevin Smith. I just got done watching Clerks 2. Good times, good times.