Post by Scott [NAPW Staff] on Jan 2, 2006 0:16:14 GMT -5
The crowd is raring to go as the first MNF of 2006 gets ready to start. It looks like tonight, there's going to be a dark match before the show! A great time for the up and coming talent of the NAPW to strut their stuff before a crowd. But wait, what's this!? The Dudes' music, "Flaming Youth" hits the sound system! The crowd cheers expecting to see their tag team champions... but what's this? Three kids come out from the back, doing all the Dudes' moves! It's the two kids that D-X stole cardboard belts from before Christmas, and a little girl in a cute cheerleader outfit. The kids all pose with their little cutout titles, and rush the ring in unison! The crowd loves it, even if they look confused.
Then "Low" hits the PA, and the crowd BOOS... then laughs outrageously. CAMERON SCOTT, MIKE JOHNSTON and TIFFANY MACINTYRE all come out from the back dressed as D-X! Cam is Stylin' Kyle, bulging out of his green tights. Mike is a rather shortish Bruce Richards, complete with cowboy hat and black duster. Tiffany is in an immaculate suit, and is carrying a silver painted briefcase. The trio shout insults to the laughing crowd as they slowly saunter to the ring. They climb in, then lift shoddy cardboard "Gastown" belts high over their heads. The kids hang back, looking all business.
There's the bell! Cameron/Kyle and the kid dressed as Mike both start in the ring. Stylin' Cam points at his head and shouts "I'm smarter than you, little Mike!" They lock up, Cameron actually going to his knees to wrestle on the kid's level. The kid locks up hard, and shoves! Stylin' Cam tumbles across the ring, then, terror in his eyes, makes a desperate tag to Mike "The Beast". Mike "The Beast" charges the ring with a battle cry, and big boots straight over little Mike's head. He looks shocked. Tiffany Brandon, at ringside, shouts at them to start wrestling like champions!
Little Mike tags in Little Cam while Mike "The Beast" argues with Little Tiffany over the top of the ropes. Little Cam from behind with a solid Linebacker Tackle! Mike "The Beast" bounces off the ropes and falls on his back! There's a cover! One! Two! Close two! Mike "The Beast" barely kicks out! He staggers to his corner and tags back in Stylin' Cam. Stylin' Cam and Little Cam square off. Little Cam plants his feet firmly, puffs up his chest and shouts "BEAR!" and Stylin' Cam panics! He runs screaming around the ring, and tags in Mike "The Beast" in stark terror. Mike "The Beast" looks enraged! He starts arguing with Stylin' Cam! Little Cam tags in Little Mike, Little Mike takes advantage with a first rope Air Canada! "D-X" tumble from the ring to the roaring applause of the fans!
Tiffany Brandon shouts at them to get back in the ring, then hands Mike "The Beast" her briefcase. Senior referee Dick Kiebiech is totally distracted! He's staring up at the rafters! Mike "The Beast" slides into the ring, goes to hit Little Mike... NO! Little Mike kicks him in the shin! Mike "The Beast" howls, drops the briefcase, and flops face first in the center of the ring! Little Cam up on the second rope! TOUCHDOWN! The ref turns around in time to see Little Mike cover! One! Two! Three! The bell sounds!
The crowd is on it's feet applauding the three kids as they dance over the fallen Mike "The Beast", who may as well have just been knocked out! Stylin' Cam angrily pouts around the ring while Tiffany Brandon washes her hands of the pair and storms away in disgust! And with that, the crowd is treated to the beginning of 2006, as the cameras get ready to put MNF on the air!
Then "Low" hits the PA, and the crowd BOOS... then laughs outrageously. CAMERON SCOTT, MIKE JOHNSTON and TIFFANY MACINTYRE all come out from the back dressed as D-X! Cam is Stylin' Kyle, bulging out of his green tights. Mike is a rather shortish Bruce Richards, complete with cowboy hat and black duster. Tiffany is in an immaculate suit, and is carrying a silver painted briefcase. The trio shout insults to the laughing crowd as they slowly saunter to the ring. They climb in, then lift shoddy cardboard "Gastown" belts high over their heads. The kids hang back, looking all business.
There's the bell! Cameron/Kyle and the kid dressed as Mike both start in the ring. Stylin' Cam points at his head and shouts "I'm smarter than you, little Mike!" They lock up, Cameron actually going to his knees to wrestle on the kid's level. The kid locks up hard, and shoves! Stylin' Cam tumbles across the ring, then, terror in his eyes, makes a desperate tag to Mike "The Beast". Mike "The Beast" charges the ring with a battle cry, and big boots straight over little Mike's head. He looks shocked. Tiffany Brandon, at ringside, shouts at them to start wrestling like champions!
Little Mike tags in Little Cam while Mike "The Beast" argues with Little Tiffany over the top of the ropes. Little Cam from behind with a solid Linebacker Tackle! Mike "The Beast" bounces off the ropes and falls on his back! There's a cover! One! Two! Close two! Mike "The Beast" barely kicks out! He staggers to his corner and tags back in Stylin' Cam. Stylin' Cam and Little Cam square off. Little Cam plants his feet firmly, puffs up his chest and shouts "BEAR!" and Stylin' Cam panics! He runs screaming around the ring, and tags in Mike "The Beast" in stark terror. Mike "The Beast" looks enraged! He starts arguing with Stylin' Cam! Little Cam tags in Little Mike, Little Mike takes advantage with a first rope Air Canada! "D-X" tumble from the ring to the roaring applause of the fans!
Tiffany Brandon shouts at them to get back in the ring, then hands Mike "The Beast" her briefcase. Senior referee Dick Kiebiech is totally distracted! He's staring up at the rafters! Mike "The Beast" slides into the ring, goes to hit Little Mike... NO! Little Mike kicks him in the shin! Mike "The Beast" howls, drops the briefcase, and flops face first in the center of the ring! Little Cam up on the second rope! TOUCHDOWN! The ref turns around in time to see Little Mike cover! One! Two! Three! The bell sounds!
The crowd is on it's feet applauding the three kids as they dance over the fallen Mike "The Beast", who may as well have just been knocked out! Stylin' Cam angrily pouts around the ring while Tiffany Brandon washes her hands of the pair and storms away in disgust! And with that, the crowd is treated to the beginning of 2006, as the cameras get ready to put MNF on the air!