Happy Halloween Everybody

[Patrick Bickle]

I know I have some calculus jokes within me...but they've all been scattered in that head of mine.

But I suppose for now...for now we've done well.

[Stone Zellor]

What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

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Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I porn surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious site of 'Hot XXX Galore'.
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning,
Mourning for my dear amour,
"Tis not possible!", I muttered,
"Give me back my free hardcore!"
Quote the server, 404.

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A mathematician wandered home at 3 AM. His wife became very upset, telling him, "You're late! You said you'd be home by 11:45."
The mathematician replied, "I'm right on time. I said I'd be home by a quarter of twelve."


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Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side.


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Q) How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) None. That's a hardware problem.


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A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer were riding together in a car. The vehicle came to a sudden stop, and the three engineers looked quizzically at each other, wondering what the problem might be.
The mechanical engineeer recommended checking the various belts.
The electrical engineer suggested that they trace the wires of the vehicle to try to locate a short or a break.
But then the Microsoft engineer came up with a clever idea: "Why don`t we just close all the windows, shut off the engine, get out of the vehicle, have a cup of coffee, get back into the vehicle, restart the engine, re-open the windows, and maybe the car will be able to go."


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Now we're done

[Static]

Jagshemash!

["Perfection" Evan Cartwright]

LMAO. Nice!

Nice rec room too, Tim, straight out of 1973. I love it.