Post by nexusone on Dec 31, 2005 16:06:41 GMT -5
(Rex is standing with his best bud Ronny, inside a newly renovated building on 118th Ave. in Edmonton.)
Ronny: I can’t believe your parents bought you this for Christmas, they really are loaded huh?
Rex: Damn right, I now have my own bar, and since I wrestle just a few yards away every Monday, this will be awesome.
Ronny: This will be really cool.
Rex: Yeah, and I have these hot ass bartenders hired and my agent Brian has found me a good manager for the bar, and he's liable for the guy. I tricked him big time. I can’t lose.
Ronny: What stops the other wrestlers from coming here and chillin?
Rex: I want them to come hang out, it’ll bring in business! This is a sports bar. Nothing but sports, pool shooting, drinking, hot ladies waiting on tables. This is awesome. Plus my parents bought it, but it’s in my name, and I make money off of it.
Ronny: How did you convince to buy it?
Rex: I told them it was a summer home, because it’s so hot in the South. They bought it and I paid to turn it into a bar. Let me show you everything.
(They start moving around the place, first viewing the huge bar with 100’s of liquors.)
Ronny: Dude, you got 32 inch Samsung LCD TVs like on all the walls.
Rex: Yeah everyone has to be able to see me wrestle, and you know hockey. I got a great deal with Best Buy. Lets go back into the game room.
(They go into the back area, that has 4 pool tables, an air hockey table, and several arcade games. Also present are a few poker tables.)
Ronny: Not sure on the laws here, those legal?
Rex: Yeah I checked it out, I was told it was cool. I was going to call it the Casino room, but I didn’t want any copyright problems with the Champ. (laughs)
Ronny: So what’s the name of the place going to be?
Rex: The Nexus One Sports Club!!
Ronny: When you opening up?
Rex: Well I plan on holding the celebration of my victory here, Monday night! I’m having an apartment set up in the attic, so I don’t have to pay for hotels anymore when I’m in Edmonton. That’ll be done, before the grand opening.
(Rex’s phone goes off.)
Rex: Hello, Mayor!
(Mayor Fleming has called.)
Mayor: So what did you need Rex?
Rex: Glad you called me back, how you doing?
Mayor: Been better. Got some stuff going on.
Rex: Ok, well I want to ask your help, for the TV title tournament Finals.
Mayor: Your not in the finals yet? How can I help you there?
Rex: Trust me Khaos is nothing but a warm up. But I’d like to have someone with me for the finals, just for insurance. Your my main man Static’s manager, so I was wondering if you could help me out.
Mayor: You sure you want ME?? I don’t know if I’m up to it.
Rex: Come on, it’ll get you out of this little funk your in. You could be managing the TV champ and the Tag champs in the first month of 06. You’d be the man.
Mayor: I’ll get back to you, but you have cheered me up some. It’s good to be appreciated sometimes. I’ll call you later.
Rex: Ok Doc.
(Rex hangs up.)
Ronny: Didn’t you already fight Kaos in Steelside, last week?
Rex: That guy spelled his name different, proving there’s a third way to spell the word Chaos. But just like his brother without the H, this Khaos will lose as well.
(A huge woman then walks into the bar.)
Woman- Hey I saw you was hiring a hot bartender? Well I’m sweating through this t shirt, it don’t get much hotter than that.
(Rex tries to quickly come up with a good excuse.)
Rex: This is a gay bar, meet my head bartender Ronny!
(Ronny looks meanly at Rex then turns with a half smile back towards the grotesque woman.)
Ronny: Nice to meet you man, I mean..ma'am.
Woman: He doesn’t sound gay?
Rex: Trust me, he prances around in tight Speedos and grabs men in public.
(The woman leaves, rather angry.)
Ronny: What the hell, I don’t do that.
Rex: You wrestle in Speedos don’t you?
Ronny: I can’t believe your parents bought you this for Christmas, they really are loaded huh?
Rex: Damn right, I now have my own bar, and since I wrestle just a few yards away every Monday, this will be awesome.
Ronny: This will be really cool.
Rex: Yeah, and I have these hot ass bartenders hired and my agent Brian has found me a good manager for the bar, and he's liable for the guy. I tricked him big time. I can’t lose.
Ronny: What stops the other wrestlers from coming here and chillin?
Rex: I want them to come hang out, it’ll bring in business! This is a sports bar. Nothing but sports, pool shooting, drinking, hot ladies waiting on tables. This is awesome. Plus my parents bought it, but it’s in my name, and I make money off of it.
Ronny: How did you convince to buy it?
Rex: I told them it was a summer home, because it’s so hot in the South. They bought it and I paid to turn it into a bar. Let me show you everything.
(They start moving around the place, first viewing the huge bar with 100’s of liquors.)
Ronny: Dude, you got 32 inch Samsung LCD TVs like on all the walls.
Rex: Yeah everyone has to be able to see me wrestle, and you know hockey. I got a great deal with Best Buy. Lets go back into the game room.
(They go into the back area, that has 4 pool tables, an air hockey table, and several arcade games. Also present are a few poker tables.)
Ronny: Not sure on the laws here, those legal?
Rex: Yeah I checked it out, I was told it was cool. I was going to call it the Casino room, but I didn’t want any copyright problems with the Champ. (laughs)
Ronny: So what’s the name of the place going to be?
Rex: The Nexus One Sports Club!!
Ronny: When you opening up?
Rex: Well I plan on holding the celebration of my victory here, Monday night! I’m having an apartment set up in the attic, so I don’t have to pay for hotels anymore when I’m in Edmonton. That’ll be done, before the grand opening.
(Rex’s phone goes off.)
Rex: Hello, Mayor!
(Mayor Fleming has called.)
Mayor: So what did you need Rex?
Rex: Glad you called me back, how you doing?
Mayor: Been better. Got some stuff going on.
Rex: Ok, well I want to ask your help, for the TV title tournament Finals.
Mayor: Your not in the finals yet? How can I help you there?
Rex: Trust me Khaos is nothing but a warm up. But I’d like to have someone with me for the finals, just for insurance. Your my main man Static’s manager, so I was wondering if you could help me out.
Mayor: You sure you want ME?? I don’t know if I’m up to it.
Rex: Come on, it’ll get you out of this little funk your in. You could be managing the TV champ and the Tag champs in the first month of 06. You’d be the man.
Mayor: I’ll get back to you, but you have cheered me up some. It’s good to be appreciated sometimes. I’ll call you later.
Rex: Ok Doc.
(Rex hangs up.)
Ronny: Didn’t you already fight Kaos in Steelside, last week?
Rex: That guy spelled his name different, proving there’s a third way to spell the word Chaos. But just like his brother without the H, this Khaos will lose as well.
(A huge woman then walks into the bar.)
Woman- Hey I saw you was hiring a hot bartender? Well I’m sweating through this t shirt, it don’t get much hotter than that.
(Rex tries to quickly come up with a good excuse.)
Rex: This is a gay bar, meet my head bartender Ronny!
(Ronny looks meanly at Rex then turns with a half smile back towards the grotesque woman.)
Ronny: Nice to meet you man, I mean..ma'am.
Woman: He doesn’t sound gay?
Rex: Trust me, he prances around in tight Speedos and grabs men in public.
(The woman leaves, rather angry.)
Ronny: What the hell, I don’t do that.
Rex: You wrestle in Speedos don’t you?