Post by Ravager on Nov 2, 2005 16:04:23 GMT -5
We see Ravager buying a ticket for NAPW Action. Intrepid reporter Bill Fleming cautiosly approaches him.
Bill Fleming: (nervously) Um, Ravager?
Ravager: Mr. Fleming. No need to be nervous. I'm not going to hit you... unless you give me a reason to.
Bill Fleming : No, of course I won't. I just wanted to know... why are you buying a ticket for Action this Thursday?
Ravager: NAPW officials said that since I wasn't wrestling, I had no reason to be at the show. I disagree, therefore I'm buying a front row ticket.
Bill Fleming: Does this have anything to do with Static's recent comments in the Edmonton Sun?
Ravager: I'd actually be concerned if I understood what the Hell he said. Don't get me wrong. Static is an amazing physical specimen. I'm sure our match will be a hard fought, competitive affair. But Static will not win. As a wrestler, as a competitor, and as an intellectual, I grossly outclass him. One of the reasons I want to be so close to ringside is so I can watch his every move and learn his every weakness.
Bill Fleming: One of the reasons? Oh, you mean Lobo as well?
Ravager: (He Pauses) Yes. I think he will be a thorn in my side. Better to learn as much about him as possible.
Bill Fleming: So you've been looking over his accomplishments as an Olympian shotputter and discus thrower?
Ravager: This is wrestling Fleming. I'll say it again, throwing around pieces of metal will only get you so far in the ring. Lobo's strong, but he won't last against me. Hell, I don't think he'll last against Mark Millar tomorrow night. The Moose is in a bad mood, and I think Lobo will be looking to far ahead.
Bill Fleming: This doesn't have anything to do with what we saw last night in the parking lot?
Ravager: (terse) Bill, tread lightly here...
Bill Fleming: I saw you with a briefcase full of money. You were on the phone with someone. That's the real reason you want a front row seat...
Ravager : (sighs) You just had to give me a reason, didn't you Bill?
Ravager backhand slaps Bill Fleming, knocking him to the ground.
Ravager: Just watch the show on Thursday. You'll know everything you need to know then.
Ravager walks off.
Bill Fleming: This is going to end badly for someone. (rubs his sore jaw) Damn, I wish people would quit hitting me.
Bill Fleming: (nervously) Um, Ravager?
Ravager: Mr. Fleming. No need to be nervous. I'm not going to hit you... unless you give me a reason to.
Bill Fleming : No, of course I won't. I just wanted to know... why are you buying a ticket for Action this Thursday?
Ravager: NAPW officials said that since I wasn't wrestling, I had no reason to be at the show. I disagree, therefore I'm buying a front row ticket.
Bill Fleming: Does this have anything to do with Static's recent comments in the Edmonton Sun?
Ravager: I'd actually be concerned if I understood what the Hell he said. Don't get me wrong. Static is an amazing physical specimen. I'm sure our match will be a hard fought, competitive affair. But Static will not win. As a wrestler, as a competitor, and as an intellectual, I grossly outclass him. One of the reasons I want to be so close to ringside is so I can watch his every move and learn his every weakness.
Bill Fleming: One of the reasons? Oh, you mean Lobo as well?
Ravager: (He Pauses) Yes. I think he will be a thorn in my side. Better to learn as much about him as possible.
Bill Fleming: So you've been looking over his accomplishments as an Olympian shotputter and discus thrower?
Ravager: This is wrestling Fleming. I'll say it again, throwing around pieces of metal will only get you so far in the ring. Lobo's strong, but he won't last against me. Hell, I don't think he'll last against Mark Millar tomorrow night. The Moose is in a bad mood, and I think Lobo will be looking to far ahead.
Bill Fleming: This doesn't have anything to do with what we saw last night in the parking lot?
Ravager: (terse) Bill, tread lightly here...
Bill Fleming: I saw you with a briefcase full of money. You were on the phone with someone. That's the real reason you want a front row seat...
Ravager : (sighs) You just had to give me a reason, didn't you Bill?
Ravager backhand slaps Bill Fleming, knocking him to the ground.
Ravager: Just watch the show on Thursday. You'll know everything you need to know then.
Ravager walks off.
Bill Fleming: This is going to end badly for someone. (rubs his sore jaw) Damn, I wish people would quit hitting me.