IAN GOT INTO COLLEGE!? OH NO..!

[Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL]]

devastation said:

of course I have a huge johnson, but you don't see me bragging about it on the OOC board

Oh, but you just did, old chap. You just did. (Entourage of early twentieth century playwrights and satirists laugh and clap.)


Also, I can see merits of both Jon and Diego's arguments over the Big Show. Let's face it, the guy's huge, and his hand would envelop any normal-sized hand. However, he does look huge on the television screen and nearly dwarfs most men on RAW.

So would I say that Big Show's size on television doesn't give me an idea of how big he really is? No. It really does. He looks seven feet tall and five hundred pounds. It's just a lot more noticeable up close.

[Ravager]

I saw Big Show at an autograph signing. He was sitting down, so I couldn't really get a feel for how tall he was. But shaking his hand? It was like when a baby wraps it's fingers around your thumb. The man is big.

And actually, Scott and I met a bunch of wrestlers that day. And TV does not do these guys justice. Chris Benoit's arm is the size of my quad. Renee Dupree, Johnny Nitro, even Scotty Too Hotty look much bigger than on TV. The only guys who didn't dwarf us were Pual London and Carlito.

["Perfection" Evan Cartwright]

Poor Ian. He gets into college and the thread goes off on tangents about beer, just who is John Tees, and then Big Show of all people. Such randomocity.

[D!]

He was gonna learn all of this in college, anyways.

(Wild applause from the playwrights and satirists.)

["Perfection" Evan Cartwright]

(Apathetic booing from the symbolists and realists.)

["Sick" Billy Kryenik]

*applaud* Way to Go Dev!