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Post by nexusone on Mar 17, 2006 3:17:59 GMT -5
To Jacob: happy birthday!!! Me and the other drunks of NAPW will drink for you since you can't  Also, Me and Deathrow baked you a cake!! [...] We haven't whipped up the cream yet though! With Love, REX |
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Post by Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL] on Mar 17, 2006 3:21:00 GMT -5
Ew. You DO know Jacob's a minor, right? 15 isn't the age of consent here, Rex.
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Post by "Superstar" Deathrow on Mar 17, 2006 3:22:57 GMT -5
Hope our cake touches your special spot Jacob I know its helped me become a better man. Just wait until you taste the special cream I know you'll love it more than anyone else in the locker room.
P.S. I'm your number one fan. "Continues to read Jacobs latest writings"
"Whispers gotta get that special cream a brewin"
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Nightmare
Indie Wrestler
HELL HATH NO FURY
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Post by Nightmare on Mar 17, 2006 10:20:27 GMT -5
Uhh... thanks?  |
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Post by Ryan Ro [NAPW] on Mar 17, 2006 11:17:20 GMT -5
*rolls eyes* Rex Caliber, everybody!
Happy birthday Jacob man.
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Post by "Sick" Billy Kryenik on Mar 17, 2006 12:40:26 GMT -5
Happy Birthday Mr. J
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Post by Chris Casino on Mar 17, 2006 12:53:25 GMT -5
Our little Jacob...Growing up on us so fast.  |
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Iago [REBEL]
Indie Wrestler
The Sinister Ringmaster
Caliban
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Post by Iago [REBEL] on Mar 17, 2006 13:29:51 GMT -5
Happy Birthday good sir! You'll be champion yet, if you keep posting like you were against me!
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Post by stein on Mar 17, 2006 14:07:36 GMT -5
Happy Birthday. In your honor, and completely not because it is St. Paddy's, I am going to go drink myself into a coma while wearing green. Which I assume is your favorite color.
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Post by "Perfection" Evan Cartwright on Mar 17, 2006 15:11:56 GMT -5
Happy Birthing Day, Jake. I heard that Boston Dave is sporting some nice green crotch rot  |
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Post by stein on Mar 17, 2006 15:36:50 GMT -5
Who are you kidding? You didn't just hear it; you saw it, smelled it, felt it and tasted it. Why must you hide our love?
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Jacob
Indie Wrestler
They're gonna superkick me!
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Post by Jacob on Mar 17, 2006 17:42:00 GMT -5
Happy Birthday. In your honor, and completely not because it is St. Paddy's, I am going to go drink myself into a coma while wearing green. Which I assume is your favorite color. Actually, ironically, my favourite color is, in fact, not green, but royal blue. Key word "ROYAL". ;D |
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Post by "Perfection" Evan Cartwright on Mar 17, 2006 18:08:58 GMT -5
Who are you kidding? You didn't just hear it; you saw it, smelled it, felt it and tasted it. Why must you hide our love? Are you kidding me? Just look at you? You used to look good when we went out... and when was the last time we went out somewhere nice? Somewhere without frickin horsey sauce as a condiment! You're a mess, a frickin mess, just like this damn house. Maybe if you'd cook something for a change and got this place straightened out instead of looking like a pig-sty. I'm out there in the jungle, every day, working my a$$ off for nickels and you're here wasting the day away watching Oprah. Well I've had it, sister, enough is enough... and THAT is why I must hide it like the hairy cancerous mole that it is!!!  ;D |
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Ravager
Indie Wrestler
The Shooter
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Post by Ravager on Mar 17, 2006 18:13:33 GMT -5
..... Happy Birthday Jacob....
Ravager curls up into a fetal position as once again the image if Evan Cartwright and Stein's unholy union enters his mind. .... so cold...
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Post by D! on Mar 17, 2006 21:28:19 GMT -5
Happy birthday, Jacob! You're like the little brother our parents gave away. Seriously, though, advice for the future? Screen your roommates. |
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