Medicine

["Sick" Billy Kryenik]

ok i've got this nasty cold and i've been taking "Buckley's Cough, Cold & Flu" tablets, then my usual vitamin cocktail, (Multi, B50, Zinc, C) but it only seems to be getting worse.

anyone have any recommendations to what i should take to slay this beast?

["Superstar" Deathrow]

Have you tried giving it to someone else?

[stein]

Vodka

["Superstar" Deathrow]

Vodka is a must. Add some herb in with that and no doubt your heart will be jump started and ready to go as good as new again. Least thats what i`m told. Nothing else you can rub and lick my nipples.

["Sick" Billy Kryenik]

im sure Doctor Mom would recommened Tommytussin.

[Static]

bed rest and orange juice.
"i guess you can... mash up some pills in it..."

["Perfection" Evan Cartwright]

There is this one natural cold and flu remedy from France, but the name is very long and weird, so it escapes me at the moment. They do the trick, and my friend Greg swears by them. It comes in a small vial and they look like tiny sugar cubes or rock candy and don't taste bad at all. I wish I could properly remember the name... coccenicil or something similar. A little help?

[D!]

I usually go hardcore on raw garlic bulbs and cranberry juice, and I'm usually cured within 24 hours.

[Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL]]

And then people shun Diego for 48 hours due to the garlic odour.

[theminstrel]

A couple of hot bowls of soup and the Lord Of The Rings trilogy lol

[D!]

jago said:

And then people shun Diego for 48 hours due to the garlic odour.

Garlic works two ways here:

1. It triggers your immunosupressants. It bloody well makes your body work harder to fight impurities.

2. It keeps people back, which prevents them from getting sick.

Now if only I had something to keep Jago away.

[nexusone]

cartwright said:

It comes in a small vial and they look like tiny sugar cubes or rock candy and don't taste bad at all. I wish I could properly remember the name... coccenicil or something similar. A little help?

I do believe thats called Crack Rock!!!

["Sick" Billy Kryenik]

d said:

jago said:

And then people shun Diego for 48 hours due to the garlic odour.

Garlic works two ways here:

1. It triggers your immunosupressants. It bloody well makes your body work harder to fight impurities.

2. It keeps people back, which prevents them from getting sick.

Now if only I had something to keep Jago away.

also speeds up your metabolism. i wasnt aware of the effect on the immune system. I take Zinc for that, but maybe i should try garlic.

[D!]

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[kvhelden]

Right, get 2Litres of Cocal Cola and about 400g of Root Ginger, put onto a hob and reduce by half. Then leave it too cool, strain the ginger and drink the coke.

Trust me, I'm a Chef.