Post by David Banks on Apr 22, 2007 21:00:24 GMT -5
Begin Scene. We fade backstage to find Josh Reynolds, everyone's favorite plot device, walking briskly through the beackstage area with the coolness of a hall monitor. With a camera hot on his heels, Josh turns a corner and eventually catch his prev... David Banks. David's white warm-up pants coving his wrestling attire, his white hood from his shooter covers up the nasty cut on his forhead. He's speaking to Lloyd and Bob.
David Banks: Superstar rules. Bat vs Chair. Superstar rules. I think someone has a hard-on for me, because this has been the worst few weeks of my life.
Bob: Don't forget about the Ladder match, sir.
David Banks: Sh-Shut up!
Lloyd Rees: No reason ta worrie me b'y. D'ere isn't a doubt in me mind that we'll beat d'hem overrated garbage wrasslers.
David Banks: You're right about that Lloyd. Plus, I have a little surprize for those DOOMriding dickheads.
Josh taps David on the shoulder
Josh Reynolds: David. May I speak to you.
David ignores him
Josh Reynolds: Ummm, David. May I speak to you please.
David Banks: Are you trying to ask me a question?
Josh Reynolds: The word "may" didn't helie anything?
David Banks: Sure, it sounded like a question. But there was no intonation, no punctuation on the end. "May I speak to you" sounds circular, even abstract.
Josh Reynolds: But you couldn't deduce that I was asking a question.
David Banks: I thought it unfair to rule out the possibility that you were speaking in meter, like a poem.
Josh Reynolds: Oh, I get it. You thought I approached you to compose a impromptu sonnet.
David Banks: Sean Pean speaks in iambic pentameter.
Josh Reynolds: Really, Sean Pean?
David nods in affirmation and Josh, making a "you dont say" face, turns to go, but recovers in time to return to his oroginal point.
Josh Reynolds: Oh, Um. I talked to Rex for you... he said the tag title match will still be under superstar rules.
David turns swiftly to meet Josh's eyes. All the self-confidence the NAPW interviewer had mustered before coming to confront David, was instantly washed away with that glare. David grabs a hand full of shirt and pulls Josh close.
David Banks: You tell Rex that unless he wants some of this hate dropped on him, he better change this to a "wrestling"
match.
David shoves Josh away and continues his convo
Thoughts from a future champion.
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"Sick" Billy Kryenik. Tommy Deathrow. Two NAPW Legends. Two men who are trying desperately to hold onto something that’s no longer there. Say whatever you want, but the truth remains that we are the rising superpower in NAPW now, we are the best that this company has to offer and you are slowly being phased out with every minute that goes off the clock. You just keep trying to hold onto that faded glory that once made you guys feel all safe and secure, but it is long gone and when Tuesday Night Fights rolls around and “the Legendry DOOMriders” are beaten and their Titles transfer to the waists of superior talent... you will know. I can only hope that you will realize that and stop trying to live a lie.
Yes, I'm still hurt.
But You don’t have to worry about us, we are going to be just fine. The only thing that you should be worried about is your own welfare. Nothing will be held back, no, you have dug your own grave and now its time to lie in it. All the talking that you have done, all the things you have said about us, its not going to matter because the truth will be told in that ring on TNF. Your legend will die, ours will continue to grow. I wonder what the next thing to come out of your mouth will be when you are defeated and all the things you have said are disproved and then what are you left with? What’s going to happen when the sad realization sets in and you just have to look back and say to yourself.
Oh, right... you'll say what you've been saying all week. Nothing. Are the big and bad DOOMriders scared of The LDK and myself? Do they fear the hateful lines I drop on opponent after opponent? Heh.
This is a new day of age, boys and you are no longer a part of it. Get over it, and just move on for the love of god. I can preach this until I am blue in the face, but every time a nay sayer trys to dispute the fact, I have to just keep on reminding them that what I say is really whats happening. This tag match however, it should be the situation that you need to finally come to your senses and realize that the dream is dead. The legacy is over. And your time at the top of this company is done. Good luck trying to dig yourself out of the mass hole that you will be put in after TNF, it wouldn’t surprise me one bit if that’s what you attempted to do. I just wish that you would save yourself the trouble and just forget it. But hey, as long as the point is proven and everyone sees in person that the team of LDK and the Chrismatic Colussus is truly better than the DOOMriders, that’s all that matters to me and whatever you two want to do after that, well its your own business.
Enough talking, I think its time to let actions speak volumes. The actions of Lloyd and myself will speak for themselves. All the showboating, trash talking, and Hate that I have said will mean nothing. What is going to matter now is what happens in that ring, and the simple truth is we are better then the DOOMriders, and it will be proven when we leave that ring as the new NAPW Tag Team Champions.
I done with this verbal pwning... I'm out.
David Banks: Superstar rules. Bat vs Chair. Superstar rules. I think someone has a hard-on for me, because this has been the worst few weeks of my life.
Bob: Don't forget about the Ladder match, sir.
David Banks: Sh-Shut up!
Lloyd Rees: No reason ta worrie me b'y. D'ere isn't a doubt in me mind that we'll beat d'hem overrated garbage wrasslers.
David Banks: You're right about that Lloyd. Plus, I have a little surprize for those DOOMriding dickheads.
Josh taps David on the shoulder
Josh Reynolds: David. May I speak to you.
David ignores him
Josh Reynolds: Ummm, David. May I speak to you please.
David Banks: Are you trying to ask me a question?
Josh Reynolds: The word "may" didn't helie anything?
David Banks: Sure, it sounded like a question. But there was no intonation, no punctuation on the end. "May I speak to you" sounds circular, even abstract.
Josh Reynolds: But you couldn't deduce that I was asking a question.
David Banks: I thought it unfair to rule out the possibility that you were speaking in meter, like a poem.
Josh Reynolds: Oh, I get it. You thought I approached you to compose a impromptu sonnet.
David Banks: Sean Pean speaks in iambic pentameter.
Josh Reynolds: Really, Sean Pean?
David nods in affirmation and Josh, making a "you dont say" face, turns to go, but recovers in time to return to his oroginal point.
Josh Reynolds: Oh, Um. I talked to Rex for you... he said the tag title match will still be under superstar rules.
David turns swiftly to meet Josh's eyes. All the self-confidence the NAPW interviewer had mustered before coming to confront David, was instantly washed away with that glare. David grabs a hand full of shirt and pulls Josh close.
David Banks: You tell Rex that unless he wants some of this hate dropped on him, he better change this to a "wrestling"
match.
David shoves Josh away and continues his convo
Thoughts from a future champion.
_______________________________________________
"Sick" Billy Kryenik. Tommy Deathrow. Two NAPW Legends. Two men who are trying desperately to hold onto something that’s no longer there. Say whatever you want, but the truth remains that we are the rising superpower in NAPW now, we are the best that this company has to offer and you are slowly being phased out with every minute that goes off the clock. You just keep trying to hold onto that faded glory that once made you guys feel all safe and secure, but it is long gone and when Tuesday Night Fights rolls around and “the Legendry DOOMriders” are beaten and their Titles transfer to the waists of superior talent... you will know. I can only hope that you will realize that and stop trying to live a lie.
Yes, I'm still hurt.
But You don’t have to worry about us, we are going to be just fine. The only thing that you should be worried about is your own welfare. Nothing will be held back, no, you have dug your own grave and now its time to lie in it. All the talking that you have done, all the things you have said about us, its not going to matter because the truth will be told in that ring on TNF. Your legend will die, ours will continue to grow. I wonder what the next thing to come out of your mouth will be when you are defeated and all the things you have said are disproved and then what are you left with? What’s going to happen when the sad realization sets in and you just have to look back and say to yourself.
Oh, right... you'll say what you've been saying all week. Nothing. Are the big and bad DOOMriders scared of The LDK and myself? Do they fear the hateful lines I drop on opponent after opponent? Heh.
This is a new day of age, boys and you are no longer a part of it. Get over it, and just move on for the love of god. I can preach this until I am blue in the face, but every time a nay sayer trys to dispute the fact, I have to just keep on reminding them that what I say is really whats happening. This tag match however, it should be the situation that you need to finally come to your senses and realize that the dream is dead. The legacy is over. And your time at the top of this company is done. Good luck trying to dig yourself out of the mass hole that you will be put in after TNF, it wouldn’t surprise me one bit if that’s what you attempted to do. I just wish that you would save yourself the trouble and just forget it. But hey, as long as the point is proven and everyone sees in person that the team of LDK and the Chrismatic Colussus is truly better than the DOOMriders, that’s all that matters to me and whatever you two want to do after that, well its your own business.
Enough talking, I think its time to let actions speak volumes. The actions of Lloyd and myself will speak for themselves. All the showboating, trash talking, and Hate that I have said will mean nothing. What is going to matter now is what happens in that ring, and the simple truth is we are better then the DOOMriders, and it will be proven when we leave that ring as the new NAPW Tag Team Champions.
I done with this verbal pwning... I'm out.