Post by adambenjamin on Mar 10, 2007 14:49:07 GMT -5
(Fade into Yours Truly finishing up a photo shoot for GQ magazine.)
"Hello and welcome fans of NAPW! Please allow me to clear the air on several garbage issues my opponent seems to be talking about.
First off calling a pure blooded Englishman feces? It just does not make sense. Head games? Seriously I do not play games. I am a straight shooter.
Taking shots at my dead parents? Wow you really know who to conduct a killer promo. Calling me retarded? Please I tap out, really I don't even think I can come back from that."
(Adam looks upwards shaking his head)
"Now you brought up your attack on me. Seriously lets not try and make this some master minded attack. You attacked me from behind, in the dark, while I was waiting to wrestle another wrestler.
Up until that point I had never heard of you in my entire life. And now I simple know you as the guy who attacked the wrong Mega star. As for me being a Mega Star, or as I like to refer my self as the Savior or the mat? Take the time and watch some films.
Perhaps you can look at ENN's top 250 wrestlers in the world and see my name as the number 2. But the thing is I really do now have to explain myself to you."
(Adam laughes as he continues)
"As for my match against you? Dude you attacked me, they gave me the match, that is why I am facing you and not a top star.
In a short time here I will be this company's champion, and you will be sitting at the end of a bar telling how you attacked me from behind, drunk yelling "he never seen it coming" to anyone that will listen to you.
What you need to do is understand that Rex came and signed me. The fans understand that I provide true professional wrestler.
I am the new age Tec and this week I am going to make a strong example out of you. Honestly if I lose to you this week, I will pack my stuff up and leave this company.
I have faced the best the world can offer, and I have defeated them all. Now I am going to break you down, and showcase your garbage.
Get ready mate!"
(Fade to black)
"Hello and welcome fans of NAPW! Please allow me to clear the air on several garbage issues my opponent seems to be talking about.
First off calling a pure blooded Englishman feces? It just does not make sense. Head games? Seriously I do not play games. I am a straight shooter.
Taking shots at my dead parents? Wow you really know who to conduct a killer promo. Calling me retarded? Please I tap out, really I don't even think I can come back from that."
(Adam looks upwards shaking his head)
"Now you brought up your attack on me. Seriously lets not try and make this some master minded attack. You attacked me from behind, in the dark, while I was waiting to wrestle another wrestler.
Up until that point I had never heard of you in my entire life. And now I simple know you as the guy who attacked the wrong Mega star. As for me being a Mega Star, or as I like to refer my self as the Savior or the mat? Take the time and watch some films.
Perhaps you can look at ENN's top 250 wrestlers in the world and see my name as the number 2. But the thing is I really do now have to explain myself to you."
(Adam laughes as he continues)
"As for my match against you? Dude you attacked me, they gave me the match, that is why I am facing you and not a top star.
In a short time here I will be this company's champion, and you will be sitting at the end of a bar telling how you attacked me from behind, drunk yelling "he never seen it coming" to anyone that will listen to you.
What you need to do is understand that Rex came and signed me. The fans understand that I provide true professional wrestler.
I am the new age Tec and this week I am going to make a strong example out of you. Honestly if I lose to you this week, I will pack my stuff up and leave this company.
I have faced the best the world can offer, and I have defeated them all. Now I am going to break you down, and showcase your garbage.
Get ready mate!"
(Fade to black)