Post by Jeff James on Mar 8, 2007 20:59:58 GMT -5
The Morning after Tuesday Night Fights, March 7th, 2007
We open up with a drowsy Jeff James. He's walking through the hallway that leads to his kitchen. He stumbles forward then regains his composure. His hair is a mess and is in need of a quick shave. He's wearing boxers and a wifebeater. He walks into his kitchen and the camera catches a glimpse of the microwave. "5:32 am" is the time. He makes his way to the fridge when the phone begins to ring. He mumbles "this early?" before making his way to the telephone. He picks it up and what sounds like Mr. B begins to speak
Mr. B: Jeffrey! You'll never guess what I just heard!
Jeff James: (mumbles) Hmm?
Mr. B: NAPW is getting rid of Action! and unifying the TV and Provincial titles!
Jeff James: Yeah?
Mr. B: Dude, your in the match.
Jeff James: Yeah, I know. I was kinda there when it was announ... THEY ARE GETTING RID OF ACTION!?
Mr. B: Yeah! Why do you think they are unifying the titles?
Jeff James: I don't know? Maybe they thought it'd look good on paper?
Mr. B: Well, thats the truth kid...Hate to break it to ya. Anyways I'm out. Peace.
Jeff James: Peace.
Jeff hits off and slams the phone hard onto the counter
Jeff James: Getting rid of Action!? Who's (BLEEP)ing idea was that!
Jeff rushes into his room and comes out fully dressed in a matter of seconds and slams the front door as he exits his apartment
Fades
March 7th 2007, 2:35 PM
Opens up Jeff James. He seems to of finished his workout. He's standing in a locker room with a towel around his neck and nothing but athletic shorts and socks. He runs his hand through his hair and ties it into a ponytail before taking a seat on a nearby bench.
Jeff James: Alright, I'm not here to astonish you with a brilliant promo. I'm here to put my thoughts on the (BLEEP) table.
He clears his throat before hitting the bench with his right hand
Jeff James: So NAPW is planning on getting rid of Action! Then only having two shows per month. Why you ask? Because that stupid (BLEEP) Joseph Winchell decided to go and nearly have New Alberta Pro enter bankruptcy! But I really don't give a (BLEEP) about this company's money. I care about MY money. I care about ACTION! For 12 weeks and 3 days, I gave it my all in Action! I revolutionized the show! I made the show respected and the TV Title mean something. Then what does NAPW do to thank me? They book a match to unify both the Provincial and TV Titles. What kind of bullshit is that!? Then to make matters worse they get rid of MY show! Without me Action! would of never lived up to its name!
Joseph Winchell! You are a complete and utter fool! Thanks to your idiocy I am left with two choices. Wrestle twice a week for a company I no longer give a shit about or go to REBEL...WHY THE (BLEEP) WOULD ANYONE GO TO REBEL!? REBEL is nothing but an NAPW clone with a stupid defect called Hardcore wrestling.
No one wants to watch garbage. They want competition, athleticism and WRESTLING! Hitting people in the head with chairs and having no Disqualifications...Thats not wrestling! That tarnishes the very sport I adore! I should of NEVER left Action! I know why they want to get rid of it. Look at the champions that followed Darko and I! Nightmare...WHAT THE (BLEEP)!? This idiot should of never even laid his hands on that belt! Then what did he do? He lost it one week later to...Chad Kurtis. THANK YOU GOD! Chad Kurtis brought respect to that title. Having "The Show" hold that title makes me feel happy about losing. I mean, who DIDN'T see Nightmares face after he lost? Ha!
But that brings upon one minor problem. Chad Kurtis is going to be in the match that unifies the TV Title and Provincial Title. I mean, if I wasn't in the match, then you already know who'd win. I mean Kurt Castle and Lloyd Rees? Come on! Everyone knows Chad would be the champ...But thats where the problem arises...I'm in that match. I'm the fourth man. Now, I wouldn't mind losing to Chad. But if I can save the TV Title from its demise then (BLEEP) it I will! The Provincial Title will be nothing more than a memory when I'm done. The TV Title will reign supreme, even if it suffers a name change.
Do you really think I'd break ALL those records just to have them forgotten in the sands of time because some idiots at NAPW want to get rid of the greatest title in NAPW history?
Which brings me to the imbeciles that stand in my way. The Untouchables lackey Kurt Castle and the second rate Lloyd Rees.
I mean, if you ask me. After Kurt Castle won the Provincial Title...I just forgot about the title altogether. I mean...Who in their right mind would watch a Kurt Castle match? I'd rather stab myself in the eyes than do that. Then we have...Lloyd Rees! Oh no, the former Provincial champion! I mean at least him and I share something. We're both the longest running champions. I'll give him props for that. But now he's trying to be all "different" and shit. NEWS FLASH: NO ONE GIVES A (BLEEP) IF YOU CHANGED YOUR LOOK AND MADE AN ACRONYM FOR YOUR NICKNAME!
Now, I just need to give Chad here a warning. Bro, please get the (BLEEP) out of my way during our match. We're cool and all, but this match is more important. So don't try to make a difference and win. Ok?
So thats basically it! NAPW is (BLEEP)ing stupid for getting rid of Action! Then someone has the brilliant idea of having REBEL Pro as a sister fed. Jesus Christ you people are dumber than the WWE...
It humors me though. Your all just going to overlook everything I said. I'm what makes you guys money, but for some reason you just won't come to terms with that. You guys are THIS close to losing me. THIS close to losing the record-breaking Jeff James. You all better wise the (BLEEP) up, because this company won't be the same without me.
Jeff jumps up from the bench and walks out of the room as we fade to black
We open up with a drowsy Jeff James. He's walking through the hallway that leads to his kitchen. He stumbles forward then regains his composure. His hair is a mess and is in need of a quick shave. He's wearing boxers and a wifebeater. He walks into his kitchen and the camera catches a glimpse of the microwave. "5:32 am" is the time. He makes his way to the fridge when the phone begins to ring. He mumbles "this early?" before making his way to the telephone. He picks it up and what sounds like Mr. B begins to speak
Mr. B: Jeffrey! You'll never guess what I just heard!
Jeff James: (mumbles) Hmm?
Mr. B: NAPW is getting rid of Action! and unifying the TV and Provincial titles!
Jeff James: Yeah?
Mr. B: Dude, your in the match.
Jeff James: Yeah, I know. I was kinda there when it was announ... THEY ARE GETTING RID OF ACTION!?
Mr. B: Yeah! Why do you think they are unifying the titles?
Jeff James: I don't know? Maybe they thought it'd look good on paper?
Mr. B: Well, thats the truth kid...Hate to break it to ya. Anyways I'm out. Peace.
Jeff James: Peace.
Jeff hits off and slams the phone hard onto the counter
Jeff James: Getting rid of Action!? Who's (BLEEP)ing idea was that!
Jeff rushes into his room and comes out fully dressed in a matter of seconds and slams the front door as he exits his apartment
Fades
March 7th 2007, 2:35 PM
Opens up Jeff James. He seems to of finished his workout. He's standing in a locker room with a towel around his neck and nothing but athletic shorts and socks. He runs his hand through his hair and ties it into a ponytail before taking a seat on a nearby bench.
Jeff James: Alright, I'm not here to astonish you with a brilliant promo. I'm here to put my thoughts on the (BLEEP) table.
He clears his throat before hitting the bench with his right hand
Jeff James: So NAPW is planning on getting rid of Action! Then only having two shows per month. Why you ask? Because that stupid (BLEEP) Joseph Winchell decided to go and nearly have New Alberta Pro enter bankruptcy! But I really don't give a (BLEEP) about this company's money. I care about MY money. I care about ACTION! For 12 weeks and 3 days, I gave it my all in Action! I revolutionized the show! I made the show respected and the TV Title mean something. Then what does NAPW do to thank me? They book a match to unify both the Provincial and TV Titles. What kind of bullshit is that!? Then to make matters worse they get rid of MY show! Without me Action! would of never lived up to its name!
Joseph Winchell! You are a complete and utter fool! Thanks to your idiocy I am left with two choices. Wrestle twice a week for a company I no longer give a shit about or go to REBEL...WHY THE (BLEEP) WOULD ANYONE GO TO REBEL!? REBEL is nothing but an NAPW clone with a stupid defect called Hardcore wrestling.
No one wants to watch garbage. They want competition, athleticism and WRESTLING! Hitting people in the head with chairs and having no Disqualifications...Thats not wrestling! That tarnishes the very sport I adore! I should of NEVER left Action! I know why they want to get rid of it. Look at the champions that followed Darko and I! Nightmare...WHAT THE (BLEEP)!? This idiot should of never even laid his hands on that belt! Then what did he do? He lost it one week later to...Chad Kurtis. THANK YOU GOD! Chad Kurtis brought respect to that title. Having "The Show" hold that title makes me feel happy about losing. I mean, who DIDN'T see Nightmares face after he lost? Ha!
But that brings upon one minor problem. Chad Kurtis is going to be in the match that unifies the TV Title and Provincial Title. I mean, if I wasn't in the match, then you already know who'd win. I mean Kurt Castle and Lloyd Rees? Come on! Everyone knows Chad would be the champ...But thats where the problem arises...I'm in that match. I'm the fourth man. Now, I wouldn't mind losing to Chad. But if I can save the TV Title from its demise then (BLEEP) it I will! The Provincial Title will be nothing more than a memory when I'm done. The TV Title will reign supreme, even if it suffers a name change.
Do you really think I'd break ALL those records just to have them forgotten in the sands of time because some idiots at NAPW want to get rid of the greatest title in NAPW history?
Which brings me to the imbeciles that stand in my way. The Untouchables lackey Kurt Castle and the second rate Lloyd Rees.
I mean, if you ask me. After Kurt Castle won the Provincial Title...I just forgot about the title altogether. I mean...Who in their right mind would watch a Kurt Castle match? I'd rather stab myself in the eyes than do that. Then we have...Lloyd Rees! Oh no, the former Provincial champion! I mean at least him and I share something. We're both the longest running champions. I'll give him props for that. But now he's trying to be all "different" and shit. NEWS FLASH: NO ONE GIVES A (BLEEP) IF YOU CHANGED YOUR LOOK AND MADE AN ACRONYM FOR YOUR NICKNAME!
Now, I just need to give Chad here a warning. Bro, please get the (BLEEP) out of my way during our match. We're cool and all, but this match is more important. So don't try to make a difference and win. Ok?
So thats basically it! NAPW is (BLEEP)ing stupid for getting rid of Action! Then someone has the brilliant idea of having REBEL Pro as a sister fed. Jesus Christ you people are dumber than the WWE...
It humors me though. Your all just going to overlook everything I said. I'm what makes you guys money, but for some reason you just won't come to terms with that. You guys are THIS close to losing me. THIS close to losing the record-breaking Jeff James. You all better wise the (BLEEP) up, because this company won't be the same without me.
Jeff jumps up from the bench and walks out of the room as we fade to black