Nightmare, Bring Your Gear

[Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL]]

(We open on Kyle Roberts, walking outside around Edmonton's downtown core on this absurdly warm day. He's got a winter jacket on, but it's totally unzipped.)

KYLE ROBERTS: So, I was thinking...

This week in Regina, we've got Bruce Richards versus Brian Bruno. A good match, to be sure. Both big men, powerhouses, actually. And they're both good at brawling. But yet, people like Nightmare, who's actually FROM Regina now, apparently, aren't booked for Tuesday Night Fights or Action. Strangely enough, MY dance card is currently free.

Prepare yourself, Gregory. Kyle Roberts is about to make you famous. By fighting me, you can guarantee a stop on the A-show, since, well, people are really wanting to see me get hurt. Too bad it's not going to happen this week.

You, Hanson, happen to be just the right man for me to warm up on. Let's face it, while Bruce is nothing compared to yours truly, and I'm not speaking of Benjamin here, you're half the wrestler he is. Say what you want about The Beast, but while I was carrying him a lot of the time, he knew how to make his presence felt. But Greg Hanson's a big galoot, and that's good enough for me to try out some theories. Like, say, "the bigger they are, the faster they tap."

I expect to see you in good ol' Regina, Greg. I'll show those idiots who live there that they're being represented by a moron, and that some guy from Moose Jaw will school you in that ring.

(Kyle taps his head.)

I really don't need to say it, do I, chump? See you in the ring. Don't be late for your lesson at the hands of the master.