Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Feb 22, 2007 18:46:53 GMT -5
“But, I am da savoir, da messiah of da NAPW!! Da peasants will rejoice when I lock on da Conception Bay Chin Lock and yer ass has no choice but t’tap da f**k out!”
Can this guy be serious; messiah of the NAPW?!
~Just moments after NAPW Champion, Ravager, stalked out of Rex Caliber’s office, we find “The Nexus One” on the phone.~
“The Nexus One”: Ravager has to stop worry about Chris Casino and TEAM and start focusing on Rees if he wants to have any chance of keeping that title. Rees is focused, I can see it! I know Lloyd inside and out and if he is determined, he is a dangerous man. But, did you see his last promo; Messiah?! Now I think I have heard everything from “The Lemondrop Kid”…
KNOCK! KNOCK!! KNOCK!!!
“The Nexus One”: Listen, I got to let you go. I have another meeting scheduled. Ok, talk to you later…Come in!!
~With that the door flies open. In walks “Manager t’da Stars” Ol’Salty. Behind him is a robed figure. Nah, it couldn’t be?! Ol’Salty walks straight up to Caliber’s desk and starts to give his two cents worth concerning the upcoming title match on Tuesday Night Fights.~
Ol’Salty: Yer f**k’n pull’n our chains right Caliber! Yer go’n t’look us in da face and tell us d’hat ya actually tink its fair d’hat Simply Beautiful is go’n t’be da special guest referee!! Come’on Rex! Ya have got t’see our concern!! Simply Beautiful and Lloyd arn’t exactly best friends!! After Beautiful’s tainted win I’m sure he’s look’n fer revenge and what better way d’hen t’get in da path of destiny and interfere in Lloyd’s chances of raise’n da NAPW Championship up from da ashes and lead dis promotion t’da promise land…
“The Nexus One”: Whoa!! Take it easy Ol’Stinky! Why don’t you pull your little flask out of your pocket, have a sip, take a seat over there and calm down so we can talk about this like real men…
~Ol’Salty follows Caliber’s orders, drinks and sits, but continues to talk.~
Ol’Salty: Who are ya t’talk about be’n a real man?! Hell!! Ya know you’ll never be able t’get even with Lloyd fer make’n ya tap and put’n ya on da shelf, ya know ya physically can’t do anyting about it!!
~Rex gets out of his chair and starts to make his way toward Ol’Salty.~
Ol’Salty: D’hat’s why ya got yer little buddy, Simply Beautiful, watch’n Ravager’s back dis Tuesday. Ya don’t want t’see Lloyd get back on top here, ya don’t want t’see Lloyd become a bigger figure in da NAPW d’han you’ll ever be, but it doesn’t matter Rexy, nothing, and I mean nothing, can get in da way of “Da East Coast Sensation” dis time…
~Rex looks pissed at Ol’Salty accusations. Caliber clutches Ol’Salty by his shirt collar.~
“The Nexus One”: Listen here old man!! Where the hell do you get off?
~The robed figure moves quickly and takes a hold of Rex’s arm.~
“The Nexus One”: I can’t believe it!! It really is you!
~Caliber releases his grip, as does the robe figure. He opens and pulls back the hood of the robe to reveal, you guessed it, the number one contender to the NAPW Championship, Lloyd Rees. The gleaming Republic of Newfoundland Championship is strapped around his waist. The arena around the twelve stitches, courtesy of a Sexy Kick, is swollen and bruised.~
“The Nexus One”: Ok Rees! What the hell is all this about?
~Caliber takes his seat again.~
“The Lemondrop Kid”: What’s dis about?! Let me tell ya what dis is about Rexy…
“The Nexus One”: This should be good…
“The Lemondrop Kid”: Dis is about da future of dis promotion, da NAPW. What kind of future do ya tink dis place has with Ravager as its helm, hold’n da top belt, da picture boy, da so-called top dog? Here’s yer answer Caliber, NONE!! Ravager is in a long line of paper champions d’hat started dis downward spiral! Ever since Bickle so wrongly took da NAPW Championship from me it’s been nothing but DOWN!! But, all d’hat is about t’change; we are on da verge of a revelation, a new begin’n! A new leader, poster boy, top dog has been selected by a higher power, and Rexy, d’hat man is none udder d’hat da greatness d’hat stands in front of you…LLOYD REES!!
“The Nexus One”: Now Lloyd, do you actually think…
“The Lemondrop Kid”: SHUT UP CALIBER!! Dis is yer chance t’embrace da greatness, become one with da excellence, and follow “Da Lemondrop Kid” t’da promise land. With me atop da NAPW you’ll never have t’worry about da bulls**t d’hat comes attached t’yer currant Champion!! You’ll have a Champion da people will want t’see, a Champion d’hat people can actually get behind, a Champion d’hat will bring ya da money!! Isn’t d’hat what ya want Caliber?! A man d’hat can pay da bills! But, someting clouds yer eyes Rex. Instead of make’n da right decision and side’n with with da man destine fer greatness, you’ve gone and decided t'help yer joke of a Champion. Is d’ere something I’m miss’n here Caliber?! Do you, Ravager, and Simply Beautiful have some kinda plot to remove me from da scene, are you go’n t’try t’make an example of me t’send a message t’ da Casino’s, da Roberts’s, and da James of da NAPW?! A message d’hat says “Da Nexus One” is not go’n t’take bulls**t from any one!
“The Lemondrop Kid”: Well, ferget it Caliber!! I am da savior, da messiah of da NAPW, and you and yer band of Larry’s will not make an example of me!! I will not be sacrificed on Tuesday night. NO!! NOT AT ALL!! It will be very different! In fact, da way I see it, if yer little puppet Ravager can even manage t’show his face in public after I reclaim me title, I’ll be surprised!! Dis is me destiny Caliber and dis Tuesday it comes to a fit’n conclusion!!
~Lloyd starts to pull his robe back together and draws his hood. Lloyd and Ol’Salty head toward the door of Rex Caliber’s office. Rex tries to get the evil Newfie duo’s attention, but to no avail. The camera focuses back on “The Nexus One” behind his desk.~
“The Nexus One”: Can you believe this guy?
~The scene fades.~
Can this guy be serious; messiah of the NAPW?!
~Just moments after NAPW Champion, Ravager, stalked out of Rex Caliber’s office, we find “The Nexus One” on the phone.~
“The Nexus One”: Ravager has to stop worry about Chris Casino and TEAM and start focusing on Rees if he wants to have any chance of keeping that title. Rees is focused, I can see it! I know Lloyd inside and out and if he is determined, he is a dangerous man. But, did you see his last promo; Messiah?! Now I think I have heard everything from “The Lemondrop Kid”…
KNOCK! KNOCK!! KNOCK!!!
“The Nexus One”: Listen, I got to let you go. I have another meeting scheduled. Ok, talk to you later…Come in!!
~With that the door flies open. In walks “Manager t’da Stars” Ol’Salty. Behind him is a robed figure. Nah, it couldn’t be?! Ol’Salty walks straight up to Caliber’s desk and starts to give his two cents worth concerning the upcoming title match on Tuesday Night Fights.~
Ol’Salty: Yer f**k’n pull’n our chains right Caliber! Yer go’n t’look us in da face and tell us d’hat ya actually tink its fair d’hat Simply Beautiful is go’n t’be da special guest referee!! Come’on Rex! Ya have got t’see our concern!! Simply Beautiful and Lloyd arn’t exactly best friends!! After Beautiful’s tainted win I’m sure he’s look’n fer revenge and what better way d’hen t’get in da path of destiny and interfere in Lloyd’s chances of raise’n da NAPW Championship up from da ashes and lead dis promotion t’da promise land…
“The Nexus One”: Whoa!! Take it easy Ol’Stinky! Why don’t you pull your little flask out of your pocket, have a sip, take a seat over there and calm down so we can talk about this like real men…
~Ol’Salty follows Caliber’s orders, drinks and sits, but continues to talk.~
Ol’Salty: Who are ya t’talk about be’n a real man?! Hell!! Ya know you’ll never be able t’get even with Lloyd fer make’n ya tap and put’n ya on da shelf, ya know ya physically can’t do anyting about it!!
~Rex gets out of his chair and starts to make his way toward Ol’Salty.~
Ol’Salty: D’hat’s why ya got yer little buddy, Simply Beautiful, watch’n Ravager’s back dis Tuesday. Ya don’t want t’see Lloyd get back on top here, ya don’t want t’see Lloyd become a bigger figure in da NAPW d’han you’ll ever be, but it doesn’t matter Rexy, nothing, and I mean nothing, can get in da way of “Da East Coast Sensation” dis time…
~Rex looks pissed at Ol’Salty accusations. Caliber clutches Ol’Salty by his shirt collar.~
“The Nexus One”: Listen here old man!! Where the hell do you get off?
~The robed figure moves quickly and takes a hold of Rex’s arm.~
“The Nexus One”: I can’t believe it!! It really is you!
~Caliber releases his grip, as does the robe figure. He opens and pulls back the hood of the robe to reveal, you guessed it, the number one contender to the NAPW Championship, Lloyd Rees. The gleaming Republic of Newfoundland Championship is strapped around his waist. The arena around the twelve stitches, courtesy of a Sexy Kick, is swollen and bruised.~
“The Nexus One”: Ok Rees! What the hell is all this about?
~Caliber takes his seat again.~
“The Lemondrop Kid”: What’s dis about?! Let me tell ya what dis is about Rexy…
“The Nexus One”: This should be good…
“The Lemondrop Kid”: Dis is about da future of dis promotion, da NAPW. What kind of future do ya tink dis place has with Ravager as its helm, hold’n da top belt, da picture boy, da so-called top dog? Here’s yer answer Caliber, NONE!! Ravager is in a long line of paper champions d’hat started dis downward spiral! Ever since Bickle so wrongly took da NAPW Championship from me it’s been nothing but DOWN!! But, all d’hat is about t’change; we are on da verge of a revelation, a new begin’n! A new leader, poster boy, top dog has been selected by a higher power, and Rexy, d’hat man is none udder d’hat da greatness d’hat stands in front of you…LLOYD REES!!
“The Nexus One”: Now Lloyd, do you actually think…
“The Lemondrop Kid”: SHUT UP CALIBER!! Dis is yer chance t’embrace da greatness, become one with da excellence, and follow “Da Lemondrop Kid” t’da promise land. With me atop da NAPW you’ll never have t’worry about da bulls**t d’hat comes attached t’yer currant Champion!! You’ll have a Champion da people will want t’see, a Champion d’hat people can actually get behind, a Champion d’hat will bring ya da money!! Isn’t d’hat what ya want Caliber?! A man d’hat can pay da bills! But, someting clouds yer eyes Rex. Instead of make’n da right decision and side’n with with da man destine fer greatness, you’ve gone and decided t'help yer joke of a Champion. Is d’ere something I’m miss’n here Caliber?! Do you, Ravager, and Simply Beautiful have some kinda plot to remove me from da scene, are you go’n t’try t’make an example of me t’send a message t’ da Casino’s, da Roberts’s, and da James of da NAPW?! A message d’hat says “Da Nexus One” is not go’n t’take bulls**t from any one!
“The Lemondrop Kid”: Well, ferget it Caliber!! I am da savior, da messiah of da NAPW, and you and yer band of Larry’s will not make an example of me!! I will not be sacrificed on Tuesday night. NO!! NOT AT ALL!! It will be very different! In fact, da way I see it, if yer little puppet Ravager can even manage t’show his face in public after I reclaim me title, I’ll be surprised!! Dis is me destiny Caliber and dis Tuesday it comes to a fit’n conclusion!!
~Lloyd starts to pull his robe back together and draws his hood. Lloyd and Ol’Salty head toward the door of Rex Caliber’s office. Rex tries to get the evil Newfie duo’s attention, but to no avail. The camera focuses back on “The Nexus One” behind his desk.~
“The Nexus One”: Can you believe this guy?
~The scene fades.~