Post by Matthew Kurtis on Feb 18, 2007 23:56:28 GMT -5
(((We find "The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis,"The Show" Chad Kurtis,and Lyndsey Valentine,collectively known as Team Kurtis in the backstage area. All three are in their ring gear and wearing "Team Kurtis" t-shirt each one suiting their individual styles and are standing beside Josh Reynolds in front of an NAPW banner. Josh is wearing a clear protective face,not totally unlike the Chad stylized one,and with two black eyes from all the super-kicks he's endured lately,he glares at Chad as he starts his questions...)))
JOSH: Team Kurtis thank you for taking time to talk to me before your match against Marcus Chamberlain and Maxx Xtreme. Marcus has cut a promo but Maxx has been quiet what are your thoughts?
CHAD:First of all Josh,I guess I should apologize for all the kicks to the head you received lately. I mean everyone knows that The Show is a trend-setter but I never guessed that kicking you would become a trend.You just caught me in a bad mood and then as usual everyone wanted to be like Chad. But anyway on to the matter at hand,Marcus Chamberlain & Maxx Xtreme. Now Josh you said that Marcus did a promo? Is that what that was?I thought he was auditioning for his own show on the Food Network. Taking to time to make breakfast for the camera-man well wasn't that just swell. And then complaining about somebody not informing NAPW that he couldn't commit to do promos but only matches? This guy could give my ego a run for the money and then rambling about UFC fighters...blah,blah,blah. Sorry but to be honest I kind of lost his point while his attempted to seduce the camera-man which sadly for Marcus only ended with a very lame hi-five.
JOSH: Well what about your other opponent,Maxx Xtreme?
CHAD:Well he seems to be following the better to keep you mouth shut and be thought a idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt theory of promos. His last last name is Xtreme,huh? Well is that extreme like the X-Games or like toothpaste or sodas that are called extreme? I mean anything or anyone can be "extreme" anymore. Maybe he is extreme or more likely his real name is like Leslie Sugar or something like that and he wanted to sound tough. Either way the M & M Boys are going down,there's nothing that they can do that Team Kurtis can't do better.They want to have a catch-as-catch can wrestling match I'm a former Division I college All-American,and Matt,especially for a big man,is pretty damn good as well. High Flying,I'm well trained in the Lucha Libre style,and there's no way they can match power with the "Big Blue Ass-Kicker" over here and I'm also probably a better stunt-man than Marcus, not to mention much cooler and better looking.
JOSH:Well I guess that's a topic for another day,Matthew what would you like to say?
MATTHEW:Well while somewhat disturbing I ain't gonna mention the whole Emeril Live breakfast drama deal.What really irritated me was Marc's whole win some lose some either way it's no big deal attitude. If he actually believes that he's in the wrong damn business as a wrestler and he should just stick to making movies or porn or whatever he was doing in South Africa. Because Chad,Lyndsey, and me hate to lose,Hell sometimes even when we win we ain't satisfied,like at Cold Snap. So this week it's a good that losing don't upset you,Marc because you and Maxine are going to lose and lose badly. You're basically just going to have your asses handed to you. Like I said earlier Y'all are just a speed-bump and are barely even going to slow us down. Cause boys 2007 is NAPW is my time,B.K.T...BUTT KICKIN' TIME!
JOSH: Anything thing else?
CHAD:Yeah just one hing. We're Team Kurtis and we approved this interview!
(((Team Kurtis walk away from Josh Reynolds and head to the ring.)))
("The Show" Chad Kurtis is used with permission.)
JOSH: Team Kurtis thank you for taking time to talk to me before your match against Marcus Chamberlain and Maxx Xtreme. Marcus has cut a promo but Maxx has been quiet what are your thoughts?
CHAD:First of all Josh,I guess I should apologize for all the kicks to the head you received lately. I mean everyone knows that The Show is a trend-setter but I never guessed that kicking you would become a trend.You just caught me in a bad mood and then as usual everyone wanted to be like Chad. But anyway on to the matter at hand,Marcus Chamberlain & Maxx Xtreme. Now Josh you said that Marcus did a promo? Is that what that was?I thought he was auditioning for his own show on the Food Network. Taking to time to make breakfast for the camera-man well wasn't that just swell. And then complaining about somebody not informing NAPW that he couldn't commit to do promos but only matches? This guy could give my ego a run for the money and then rambling about UFC fighters...blah,blah,blah. Sorry but to be honest I kind of lost his point while his attempted to seduce the camera-man which sadly for Marcus only ended with a very lame hi-five.
JOSH: Well what about your other opponent,Maxx Xtreme?
CHAD:Well he seems to be following the better to keep you mouth shut and be thought a idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt theory of promos. His last last name is Xtreme,huh? Well is that extreme like the X-Games or like toothpaste or sodas that are called extreme? I mean anything or anyone can be "extreme" anymore. Maybe he is extreme or more likely his real name is like Leslie Sugar or something like that and he wanted to sound tough. Either way the M & M Boys are going down,there's nothing that they can do that Team Kurtis can't do better.They want to have a catch-as-catch can wrestling match I'm a former Division I college All-American,and Matt,especially for a big man,is pretty damn good as well. High Flying,I'm well trained in the Lucha Libre style,and there's no way they can match power with the "Big Blue Ass-Kicker" over here and I'm also probably a better stunt-man than Marcus, not to mention much cooler and better looking.
JOSH:Well I guess that's a topic for another day,Matthew what would you like to say?
MATTHEW:Well while somewhat disturbing I ain't gonna mention the whole Emeril Live breakfast drama deal.What really irritated me was Marc's whole win some lose some either way it's no big deal attitude. If he actually believes that he's in the wrong damn business as a wrestler and he should just stick to making movies or porn or whatever he was doing in South Africa. Because Chad,Lyndsey, and me hate to lose,Hell sometimes even when we win we ain't satisfied,like at Cold Snap. So this week it's a good that losing don't upset you,Marc because you and Maxine are going to lose and lose badly. You're basically just going to have your asses handed to you. Like I said earlier Y'all are just a speed-bump and are barely even going to slow us down. Cause boys 2007 is NAPW is my time,B.K.T...BUTT KICKIN' TIME!
JOSH: Anything thing else?
CHAD:Yeah just one hing. We're Team Kurtis and we approved this interview!
(((Team Kurtis walk away from Josh Reynolds and head to the ring.)))
("The Show" Chad Kurtis is used with permission.)