Post by Bobby O'Brady on Feb 18, 2007 15:40:08 GMT -5
The camera fades in on Frankie and Mikey as they shovel snow out of a senior's driveway.
Narrator: The more I search, the less I discover about these two monsters. Are they truly the fierce abominations that terrorized movie goers, only to repent their ways? Or are they a tag team looking for a legal loophole to an unjust suspension? I've grown tired of seeking answers from their manager.
Cut to Wolfboy.
Wolfboy: Awooooo!!!
Narrator: It's time I talk to someone with a little more insight.
Cut to the home of Leland Conrad, Attorney at Law.
Conrad: Well, firstly, the idea that Bobby and Al would knowingly violate the ruling of an NAPW official, no matter how ass backward the judgment was, is laughable. I mean, they did come to me looking for a legal loophole, and true, there were some available. But I've always prided myself on operating within the law. I told them to abide by the rules, and eventually justice would prevail.
Narrator: But what about the resemblances...
Conrad: Wrestling has always been about big men. I mean, you watch WWE don't you? The odds that there are two wrestlers out there with the same weight and height of the Assassins are quite high.
Narrator: What about the fact that it's been noted by numerous fans and wrestlers that O'Brady's red hair can be sticking out of the...
Conrad: Is O'Brady the only red head in wrestling? ... Is he? No. I don't see why this is a big deal.
Conrad's phone rings.
Conrad: Don't worry, my machine will pick it up. Now, I just want to clarify: The Celtic Assassins are obeying the ruling set forth by former Commissioner Winchell. They are not wrestling in the NAPW right now. They are..
We hear a familiar voice on Conrad's machine.
Ravager: Leland. Got your message. I'll be around briefly tonight if you want to drop off my copies of Halloween, The Wolf Man and Frankenstein. Just call first to make sure I haven't gone out.
Awkward pause. Conrad looks to be sweating a little.
Conrad: You know what nobody is pointing out? Why would Frankenstein and Michael Myers team up anyways? I mean, I can see a Frankenstein/ Wolf Man team up. Or Michael Myers and Jason. Now those would be great teams. The stuff of legends. Or folk songs.
Leland produces a guitar from behind his chair, but we cut to a bakery just as he's about to start strumming. Al Thoes is carrying a tray of bagels.
Thoes: Famous Monsters? Blast it lad, I don't care! My wrestling days are behind me. I'm a baker now.
We cut to Bobby O'Brady, leading a Sunday School class.
O'Brady: You know, I thought I'd miss it all. The fame. The adoration. The money. But I've found my true calling. And hopefully these "Famous Monsters" will find theirs as well. They seem to have their hearts in the right place...
Narrator: And all your moves as well.
O'Brady: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Narrator: And Mikey has the same color hair as you.
Pause
O'Brady: I'll be sure to keep you in my prayers.
O'Brady takes this opportunity to rush off. We cut to a shot of the night sky, slowly panning towards the full moon.
Narrator: We may never get any real answers. Not without the Famous Monsters voluntarily unmasking. All we know for sure... is that there is a new force in the NAPW tag team scene. And nobody is safe...
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Fade to black.
Narrator: The more I search, the less I discover about these two monsters. Are they truly the fierce abominations that terrorized movie goers, only to repent their ways? Or are they a tag team looking for a legal loophole to an unjust suspension? I've grown tired of seeking answers from their manager.
Cut to Wolfboy.
Wolfboy: Awooooo!!!
Narrator: It's time I talk to someone with a little more insight.
Cut to the home of Leland Conrad, Attorney at Law.
Conrad: Well, firstly, the idea that Bobby and Al would knowingly violate the ruling of an NAPW official, no matter how ass backward the judgment was, is laughable. I mean, they did come to me looking for a legal loophole, and true, there were some available. But I've always prided myself on operating within the law. I told them to abide by the rules, and eventually justice would prevail.
Narrator: But what about the resemblances...
Conrad: Wrestling has always been about big men. I mean, you watch WWE don't you? The odds that there are two wrestlers out there with the same weight and height of the Assassins are quite high.
Narrator: What about the fact that it's been noted by numerous fans and wrestlers that O'Brady's red hair can be sticking out of the...
Conrad: Is O'Brady the only red head in wrestling? ... Is he? No. I don't see why this is a big deal.
Conrad's phone rings.
Conrad: Don't worry, my machine will pick it up. Now, I just want to clarify: The Celtic Assassins are obeying the ruling set forth by former Commissioner Winchell. They are not wrestling in the NAPW right now. They are..
We hear a familiar voice on Conrad's machine.
Ravager: Leland. Got your message. I'll be around briefly tonight if you want to drop off my copies of Halloween, The Wolf Man and Frankenstein. Just call first to make sure I haven't gone out.
Awkward pause. Conrad looks to be sweating a little.
Conrad: You know what nobody is pointing out? Why would Frankenstein and Michael Myers team up anyways? I mean, I can see a Frankenstein/ Wolf Man team up. Or Michael Myers and Jason. Now those would be great teams. The stuff of legends. Or folk songs.
Leland produces a guitar from behind his chair, but we cut to a bakery just as he's about to start strumming. Al Thoes is carrying a tray of bagels.
Thoes: Famous Monsters? Blast it lad, I don't care! My wrestling days are behind me. I'm a baker now.
We cut to Bobby O'Brady, leading a Sunday School class.
O'Brady: You know, I thought I'd miss it all. The fame. The adoration. The money. But I've found my true calling. And hopefully these "Famous Monsters" will find theirs as well. They seem to have their hearts in the right place...
Narrator: And all your moves as well.
O'Brady: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Narrator: And Mikey has the same color hair as you.
Pause
O'Brady: I'll be sure to keep you in my prayers.
O'Brady takes this opportunity to rush off. We cut to a shot of the night sky, slowly panning towards the full moon.
Narrator: We may never get any real answers. Not without the Famous Monsters voluntarily unmasking. All we know for sure... is that there is a new force in the NAPW tag team scene. And nobody is safe...
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Fade to black.