Post by David Banks on Feb 18, 2007 13:08:52 GMT -5
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Thats pretty funny. For some reason, NAPW brass thought it would be intertaining, to throw me into a match with someguy I've never heard of. Oh wait, I do Know who Kevin Kodiak is. Big guy... out of shape... use to work as a lumber jack or something.
Well, lets flush this guys career right down the toilet, cause he's is going down quicker then... well quicker then SB fall to my hands.
So the big bad Kevin Kodiak, is on a quest for championship gold, and with his vast knowldege, skills, and size, he will add me as the first notch on his way to the top. Yeah right.
Lets face it, Kodiak. As far as I'am concerned, your only reason for being here is to fill the mid-card below me. I'm the companys shining star, and you? You the guy that normaly wrestles when the fans are ready for their bathroom breaks. you beat me? Yeah right, like anyone thinks you can pull it off. People probably don't expect you to last 30 seconds with me. I'm David Banks, bitch. The charisma colossus, the superman of submission, master of the mat. I've destroyed guys twice your size, and I can take you out in a matter of seconds.
You on the other hand, cannot and will not ever beat me or pretty much anyone else around here for that fact. You will try and try again and you will fail until the day comes when your body just cannot take anymore and you are forced to retire, then you know what will happen? Absolutely nothing. Nobody will remember your name, your face, or anything you did, you will be nothing more than a statistic, a name in the record books under some relentless idiot that didn’t know when to stop bothering people.
You know Kodiak, I find it a little amusing that you're willing to put yourself through so much pain for something so worthless, and no I’m not talking about the television title, which don’t get me wrong IS worthless, but what I’m referring to is the appreciation of the NAPW fans. Every week they cheer you on, why I really can’t say aside from just assuming they have no means of recognizing talent, but regardless where does it get you? Take it from someone who knows, those people don’t mean shit and their cheers will help you about as much as arming yourself with a big fluffy pillow for our match. Time to face facts, and the fact here is that you are overmatched, undersized and doomed to receive the same brutal beating I gave Simply Beautiful last week at Cold Snap. David Banks, Next Gen, it makes no difference, you can’t mask ability like that, and same as every other time, ability is one area you are lacking in chump. Some charisma would help too.
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Thats pretty funny. For some reason, NAPW brass thought it would be intertaining, to throw me into a match with someguy I've never heard of. Oh wait, I do Know who Kevin Kodiak is. Big guy... out of shape... use to work as a lumber jack or something.
Well, lets flush this guys career right down the toilet, cause he's is going down quicker then... well quicker then SB fall to my hands.
So the big bad Kevin Kodiak, is on a quest for championship gold, and with his vast knowldege, skills, and size, he will add me as the first notch on his way to the top. Yeah right.
Lets face it, Kodiak. As far as I'am concerned, your only reason for being here is to fill the mid-card below me. I'm the companys shining star, and you? You the guy that normaly wrestles when the fans are ready for their bathroom breaks. you beat me? Yeah right, like anyone thinks you can pull it off. People probably don't expect you to last 30 seconds with me. I'm David Banks, bitch. The charisma colossus, the superman of submission, master of the mat. I've destroyed guys twice your size, and I can take you out in a matter of seconds.
You on the other hand, cannot and will not ever beat me or pretty much anyone else around here for that fact. You will try and try again and you will fail until the day comes when your body just cannot take anymore and you are forced to retire, then you know what will happen? Absolutely nothing. Nobody will remember your name, your face, or anything you did, you will be nothing more than a statistic, a name in the record books under some relentless idiot that didn’t know when to stop bothering people.
You know Kodiak, I find it a little amusing that you're willing to put yourself through so much pain for something so worthless, and no I’m not talking about the television title, which don’t get me wrong IS worthless, but what I’m referring to is the appreciation of the NAPW fans. Every week they cheer you on, why I really can’t say aside from just assuming they have no means of recognizing talent, but regardless where does it get you? Take it from someone who knows, those people don’t mean shit and their cheers will help you about as much as arming yourself with a big fluffy pillow for our match. Time to face facts, and the fact here is that you are overmatched, undersized and doomed to receive the same brutal beating I gave Simply Beautiful last week at Cold Snap. David Banks, Next Gen, it makes no difference, you can’t mask ability like that, and same as every other time, ability is one area you are lacking in chump. Some charisma would help too.
I hope you enjoyed working on the lumber yard, because there won't be anything enjoyable about the job I offer you Tuesday.
Show up if you want.