Post by Bobby O'Brady on Feb 17, 2007 12:56:08 GMT -5
We fade in on Wolfboy, outside an abandoned warehouse. The camera fades in, and then we hear the interviewer's voice.
Narrator: Um, Wolfboy...
Wolfboy: (whispering) Keep it quiet man, I don't want my boys to be found out!
Narrator: (lowering to a whisper) Found out for what?
Wolfboy: Well, The Famous Monsters repayment to society doesn't just start in the ring. They want to help the community. Right now they're taking out a huge drug cartel that wants to take over Western Canada...
Cut to inside. We see a Gang Leader addressing his troops.
Gang Leader: Now. Some of you I've known a long time. Some of you I've only just met. But we're all part of the same brotherhood. And if someone were to hurt the brotherhood, by betraying us to the cops... Well...
He walks among his troops, passing Frankie and Mikey, who are dressed pretty much as normal, except for some gold chains ("bling", as the street kids say) and bandannas added for crude disguises.
Gang Leader: I'd hate to be the traitor when I found him.
Frankie and Mikey both point at a smaller gang member.
Gang Leader: Lucas! I loved you like a brother!
Lucas: No, I can explain!
Cut to Wolfboy outside. We hear the sounds of a commotion inside the warehouse. As the conversation continues Lucas comes running out of the warehouse, pursued by the Gang Leader.
Wolfboy: Well, looks like one less gang to torment the people. Now Frankie and Mikey can focus on their match with the Next Generation! And I'm sure it's going to be good, as the Next Generation boys have shown a lot of heart in their past outings...
Narrator: Could they have taken down the Celtic Assassins?
Wolfboy: Well, they're a totally different team...
Narrator: That has the exact same moves as your team. And are the exact same height and weight as your team.
pause
Wolfboy: (pointing) Hey, an ice cream truck!
Narrator: It's the middle of winter.
pause
Wolfboy: Awoooooo!!
And he runs off.
Narrator: I'd like to point out, that if it weren't for the camera, I could totally catch him.
We hear snickering from the crew.
Narrator: Shut up! I totally could!
In the next segment, we seek out former opponents of the Celtic Assassins, to see if they can give any insight into the Famous Monsters of Hollyweird.[/color]
We cut to Stylin' Kyle Roberts, who has a drink in hand. Also, his five o'clock shadow is now a scraggly beard. This may not be a good time. But we're here, so let's ask him...
Roberts: (slightly slurring his words) Don't you think I got better things to worry about right now? For (bleep)'s sake, D-X is (bleep)ing finished, and you want to talk about (bleep)ing monster rejects? All I can say is, if Predator and Jason show up, I'm gonna' (bleep)in' piledrive someone on the (bleep)in' pavement. And you can totally see O'Brady's red hair sticking out from under the mask. Just sayin' .
To Be continued.
Stylin' Kyle Roberts used with permission.
Narrator: Um, Wolfboy...
Wolfboy: (whispering) Keep it quiet man, I don't want my boys to be found out!
Narrator: (lowering to a whisper) Found out for what?
Wolfboy: Well, The Famous Monsters repayment to society doesn't just start in the ring. They want to help the community. Right now they're taking out a huge drug cartel that wants to take over Western Canada...
Cut to inside. We see a Gang Leader addressing his troops.
Gang Leader: Now. Some of you I've known a long time. Some of you I've only just met. But we're all part of the same brotherhood. And if someone were to hurt the brotherhood, by betraying us to the cops... Well...
He walks among his troops, passing Frankie and Mikey, who are dressed pretty much as normal, except for some gold chains ("bling", as the street kids say) and bandannas added for crude disguises.
Gang Leader: I'd hate to be the traitor when I found him.
Frankie and Mikey both point at a smaller gang member.
Gang Leader: Lucas! I loved you like a brother!
Lucas: No, I can explain!
Cut to Wolfboy outside. We hear the sounds of a commotion inside the warehouse. As the conversation continues Lucas comes running out of the warehouse, pursued by the Gang Leader.
Wolfboy: Well, looks like one less gang to torment the people. Now Frankie and Mikey can focus on their match with the Next Generation! And I'm sure it's going to be good, as the Next Generation boys have shown a lot of heart in their past outings...
Narrator: Could they have taken down the Celtic Assassins?
Wolfboy: Well, they're a totally different team...
Narrator: That has the exact same moves as your team. And are the exact same height and weight as your team.
pause
Wolfboy: (pointing) Hey, an ice cream truck!
Narrator: It's the middle of winter.
pause
Wolfboy: Awoooooo!!
And he runs off.
Narrator: I'd like to point out, that if it weren't for the camera, I could totally catch him.
We hear snickering from the crew.
Narrator: Shut up! I totally could!
In the next segment, we seek out former opponents of the Celtic Assassins, to see if they can give any insight into the Famous Monsters of Hollyweird.[/color]
We cut to Stylin' Kyle Roberts, who has a drink in hand. Also, his five o'clock shadow is now a scraggly beard. This may not be a good time. But we're here, so let's ask him...
Roberts: (slightly slurring his words) Don't you think I got better things to worry about right now? For (bleep)'s sake, D-X is (bleep)ing finished, and you want to talk about (bleep)ing monster rejects? All I can say is, if Predator and Jason show up, I'm gonna' (bleep)in' piledrive someone on the (bleep)in' pavement. And you can totally see O'Brady's red hair sticking out from under the mask. Just sayin' .
To Be continued.
Stylin' Kyle Roberts used with permission.