Post by Bobby O'Brady on Feb 15, 2007 15:28:19 GMT -5
A full moon. Casting it's glow over a campground. It's quiet. Deserted. Except for two hulking figures. Mikey. And Frankie. The Famous Monsters Of Hollyweird. They are accompanied by their manager Wolfboy. And they are... picking up trash?
Narrator: Since their sudden appearance at NAPW Cold Snap, The Famous Monsters of Hollyweird have said very little to shed light on their past. Who are these men? Are they really men at all? And what of their manager Wolfboy? What destruction to they intend to bring to the NAPW?
Wolfboy howls at the moon as Frankie and Mikey toil to clean up the campground. We cut to a living room. Wolfboy sits in a chair and answers the questions of the unseen Narrator.
Narrator: So, first things first..
Wolfboy: Awooooooooooooooooo!!
Narrator: Yes. So, why come to the NAPW?
Wolfboy: The NAPW is the place to be baby! My boys are looking for title gold, adoration, and the attention of the lovely lovely ladies. Aw yeah! Awooooooooooooooooo!!!
Narrator: Yes but, why wrestling? I mean, you have two men who clearly -
Wolfboy: (suddenly all business) I can see where this is going, and I don't appreciate this. You look at my boys and you see two monsters. Creatures that will kill you as soon as pin you. And, I admit, a few years ago that might have been the case. But when I found them two years ago as I was going about my travels, I saw two men. Human beings. Who made mistakes, true. But who wanted to make amends. Who wanted to be accepted. Who wanted to be loved. And I think I can help them. First with community service. And then with public appearances. Such as at Cold Snap, when they slapped around Grade A Alberta Attitude! Ya hear me baby? Awoooooooooooooo!!!
Narrator: Well, what of the accusations that The Famous Monsters are just the Celtic Assassins in disguise?
Pause. Wolfboy's eyes go wide for a second. He seems to be sweating.
Wolfboy: Awoooooooooooooo!!!!
Cut to a video of Frankie and Mikey helping old ladies cross the street as the Narrator talks.
Narrator: With Wolfboy cutting the interview short, I was forced to research from a distance. And while it is very apparent that the Famous Monsters are doing good, one still has to wonder: How long can they keep their primitive rage in check? And what's with the red hair that can be clearly seen sticking out from under Mikey's mask? It totally doesn't match the hair on the mask. What horror lies beneath?
Cut back to Wolfboy, who is backpedaling.
Wolfboy: Well, of course it's a mask! Heh. What, did you think that was his real face? And lots of people have red hair! That doesn't mean Bobby O'Brady is hiding under an assumed name to get past a suspension imposed by the former Commissioner. I mean.. Is it hot in here? Heh...
Awkward pause.
Wolfboy: Awooooooooooooooo!!!
Narrator: The more the man speaks, the more questions I have. The more questions the fans have. It's only a matter of time before the truth is revealed..
Wolfboy: Are we done? I have to get them ready for Next Genreration...
Narrator: I do have a few more questions...
Wolfboy: Excellent, I'll be going then!
Wolfboy sprints off.
Pause
Narrator: I'm going to need more than one segment for this one.
To Be Continued
Narrator: Since their sudden appearance at NAPW Cold Snap, The Famous Monsters of Hollyweird have said very little to shed light on their past. Who are these men? Are they really men at all? And what of their manager Wolfboy? What destruction to they intend to bring to the NAPW?
Wolfboy howls at the moon as Frankie and Mikey toil to clean up the campground. We cut to a living room. Wolfboy sits in a chair and answers the questions of the unseen Narrator.
Narrator: So, first things first..
Wolfboy: Awooooooooooooooooo!!
Narrator: Yes. So, why come to the NAPW?
Wolfboy: The NAPW is the place to be baby! My boys are looking for title gold, adoration, and the attention of the lovely lovely ladies. Aw yeah! Awooooooooooooooooo!!!
Narrator: Yes but, why wrestling? I mean, you have two men who clearly -
Wolfboy: (suddenly all business) I can see where this is going, and I don't appreciate this. You look at my boys and you see two monsters. Creatures that will kill you as soon as pin you. And, I admit, a few years ago that might have been the case. But when I found them two years ago as I was going about my travels, I saw two men. Human beings. Who made mistakes, true. But who wanted to make amends. Who wanted to be accepted. Who wanted to be loved. And I think I can help them. First with community service. And then with public appearances. Such as at Cold Snap, when they slapped around Grade A Alberta Attitude! Ya hear me baby? Awoooooooooooooo!!!
Narrator: Well, what of the accusations that The Famous Monsters are just the Celtic Assassins in disguise?
Pause. Wolfboy's eyes go wide for a second. He seems to be sweating.
Wolfboy: Awoooooooooooooo!!!!
Cut to a video of Frankie and Mikey helping old ladies cross the street as the Narrator talks.
Narrator: With Wolfboy cutting the interview short, I was forced to research from a distance. And while it is very apparent that the Famous Monsters are doing good, one still has to wonder: How long can they keep their primitive rage in check? And what's with the red hair that can be clearly seen sticking out from under Mikey's mask? It totally doesn't match the hair on the mask. What horror lies beneath?
Cut back to Wolfboy, who is backpedaling.
Wolfboy: Well, of course it's a mask! Heh. What, did you think that was his real face? And lots of people have red hair! That doesn't mean Bobby O'Brady is hiding under an assumed name to get past a suspension imposed by the former Commissioner. I mean.. Is it hot in here? Heh...
Awkward pause.
Wolfboy: Awooooooooooooooo!!!
Narrator: The more the man speaks, the more questions I have. The more questions the fans have. It's only a matter of time before the truth is revealed..
Wolfboy: Are we done? I have to get them ready for Next Genreration...
Narrator: I do have a few more questions...
Wolfboy: Excellent, I'll be going then!
Wolfboy sprints off.
Pause
Narrator: I'm going to need more than one segment for this one.
To Be Continued