Post by Matthew Kurtis on Feb 5, 2007 23:07:20 GMT -5
(((Josh Reynolds is lurking around backstage looking for NAPW wrestlers so he can get comments from them before Cold Snap. He spots "The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis in full ring gear,except instead of his usual t-shirt he is wearing a "Team Kurtis" t-shirt with the sleeves cut off. Standing beside Matthew is Lyndsey Valentine wearing a "Team Kurtis" Baby-doll tee and jeans with rhinestone embroidery on them. As Josh approaches Matthew has his head down and seems to be mumbling to himself. Josh gets closer and we can here what Matthew is saying...)))
MATTHEW:....And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil for thine is the Kingdom,the power and the glory for forever,Amen.
(((Josh walks over and starts to speak but is stopped by Lyndsey backhanding him sharply in the chest as Matthew finishes his prayer...)))
LYNDSEY: Have a little respect Josh,my man's praying here.
JOSH(Rubbing his chest): I can see that but why? Is he trying to form a new version of the Christian Soldiers?
(((Josh starts to chuckle at his own joke but is fixed with a stare from Matthew that really brings to mind the phase "if looks could kill, someone would be pushing up daisies" Josh stops cold.
MATTHEW: Think that's funny do you,Joshua?
JOSH: Well no, not really. But why are you praying?
MATTHEW: I figured I'd go ahead and ask for forgiveness for what I fixing to do in the ring tonight in advance. I've heard the comments from our opponents or at least from the Princess and Tommy-boy. Tommy you want to talk about getting angry,well whoop-de-freakin'-doo! I am the "Angry American" remember anger is right there in my name. But see your and Princess's antics have pushed me past angry into down right pissed-off. So Tommy-boy you can get angry all want but you have a long,long way to go before you're as mad as me.
JOSH: Well in his promo Prince Darko se...
MATTHEW: Just shut up about that waste of time of a promo that the Princess did. If that is an example of how royalty acts,he can do us all a favor and go back to Timbuktu or where ever the Hell it is that he comes from. That's three minutes of my life I'll never get back. He wants to spend his time making stupid and let's face it tasteless schoolyard jokes. He doesn't seem to realize that Team Kurtis & Nightmare versus the Royal Foundation ain't gonna be a wrestling match,it's gonna be a fight pure and simple. Nightmare has snapped, Chad and I are pissed to a degree we ain't been in a while and this moron's making jokes.
JOSH: Well...
MATTHEW: Well nothing! I guess I shouldn't care it's Darko's ass on the line if he don't want to take this seriously. This match will be brutal, it will be violent and it will be bloody. It's gonna be a donnybrook,a pier six brawl, a slobber-knocker,call it whatever you want. I call it a good old-fashioned knockdown (BLEEP)ing drag-out fight. This is the kind of a match where even all the winners might not walk away under their own power.Tonight everybody will learn or remember that I am the "Big Blue Ass-kicker". The only thing guaranteed in this match is that somebody will bleed and somebody will get hurt,count on it Son!
(((Matthew stops talking, then Lyndsey and him walk away headed to the ring with Matthew very focused,very determined,and very,very angry.)))
MATTHEW:....And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil for thine is the Kingdom,the power and the glory for forever,Amen.
(((Josh walks over and starts to speak but is stopped by Lyndsey backhanding him sharply in the chest as Matthew finishes his prayer...)))
LYNDSEY: Have a little respect Josh,my man's praying here.
JOSH(Rubbing his chest): I can see that but why? Is he trying to form a new version of the Christian Soldiers?
(((Josh starts to chuckle at his own joke but is fixed with a stare from Matthew that really brings to mind the phase "if looks could kill, someone would be pushing up daisies" Josh stops cold.
MATTHEW: Think that's funny do you,Joshua?
JOSH: Well no, not really. But why are you praying?
MATTHEW: I figured I'd go ahead and ask for forgiveness for what I fixing to do in the ring tonight in advance. I've heard the comments from our opponents or at least from the Princess and Tommy-boy. Tommy you want to talk about getting angry,well whoop-de-freakin'-doo! I am the "Angry American" remember anger is right there in my name. But see your and Princess's antics have pushed me past angry into down right pissed-off. So Tommy-boy you can get angry all want but you have a long,long way to go before you're as mad as me.
JOSH: Well in his promo Prince Darko se...
MATTHEW: Just shut up about that waste of time of a promo that the Princess did. If that is an example of how royalty acts,he can do us all a favor and go back to Timbuktu or where ever the Hell it is that he comes from. That's three minutes of my life I'll never get back. He wants to spend his time making stupid and let's face it tasteless schoolyard jokes. He doesn't seem to realize that Team Kurtis & Nightmare versus the Royal Foundation ain't gonna be a wrestling match,it's gonna be a fight pure and simple. Nightmare has snapped, Chad and I are pissed to a degree we ain't been in a while and this moron's making jokes.
JOSH: Well...
MATTHEW: Well nothing! I guess I shouldn't care it's Darko's ass on the line if he don't want to take this seriously. This match will be brutal, it will be violent and it will be bloody. It's gonna be a donnybrook,a pier six brawl, a slobber-knocker,call it whatever you want. I call it a good old-fashioned knockdown (BLEEP)ing drag-out fight. This is the kind of a match where even all the winners might not walk away under their own power.Tonight everybody will learn or remember that I am the "Big Blue Ass-kicker". The only thing guaranteed in this match is that somebody will bleed and somebody will get hurt,count on it Son!
(((Matthew stops talking, then Lyndsey and him walk away headed to the ring with Matthew very focused,very determined,and very,very angry.)))