Post by "The Show" Chad Kurtis on Feb 5, 2007 20:58:56 GMT -5
Scene opens at Sugar Ray's Boxing Club where "The Show" Chad Kurtis has already finished with his training routine and is showing off by sparring with some of Canada's best up and coming boxers.
Show: Come on can't you hit me. What was it Ali said said, oh yeah, float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. I can float like a butterfly but I sting like a yellow jacket! A crowd has gather round to cheer on "The Show" impressed by his quick feet. You want me to go righty or lefty? Taunting his opponent, knowing that he is equally strong either way. Chad goes on the offensive and lands a series of hooks 3 left sitting up for a devastating right hook that knocks his opponent down!
Sugar Ray: OK, Chad, that's enough of beating up on my boxers. Anyway, you are suppose to be a wrestler! I must admit you do have some skills. Especially in the footwork department.
Show: Climbing out of the ring and grabbing a drink of Fiji It's like the old saying, can't hit or pin what you can't catch. I wasn't trying to show up your young lions here, but what can I say, "Ali did say that I am the greatest!" As "The Show" is starting to towel off his cell phone starts ringing. Sorry to cut our visit short, but I need to take this call.
Sugar Ray: It's all good my man. Anyway your time with us is over anyway, and it's been a good week. I have confidence that you and your team will be victorious in you match.
Sugar Ray and "The Show" exchange hand bumps as Chad walks outside to continue his phone conversation.
Show: Well, if it ain't "The Big Blue @ss-kicker himself. When did you guys get here? Never mind that, where are you, so we can meet up?
Matthew: We just got in today. It don't matter where's good for you,bro?
Show: Do you want me to meet you there at University Marketplace or do you just want to meet up for supper at the Memphis Blue's BBQ House?
Matthew: Lyndsey and me want to get a workout in so meet us at the Gold's Gym and we can go to supper from there.
Show: In that case meet me in the cardio room. I have already had my workout, but can always use a little extra cardio.
"The Show" hangs up and climbs in his car and heads over to Gold's Gym. When he arrives his head straight to the machine next to Matthew and they start talking.
Lyndsey: Hi Chad,honey
Matthew: So have you heard what the Foundation has been saying about us,Chad?
Show: Yeah, I heard everything that "The Foundation" had to say, and to put it nicely I give it all the consideration I felt it deserved. That's why I just considered it all hot air as usually. I mean what the hell was Darko on when he made his statement. What was it he said something about I should have took my head hitting the concrete as a message, whatever, I mean they should have took it as a sign of things to come when the concussions and broken noses didn't stop me!
Matthew: That's just some more of the stupid grade school playground kinda name calling and one-up-manship they like to try to pull
Show: Yeah, yeah...it's true we are a better fit for singles competition, but truth being we make one hell of a tagteam, too. The unmovable object and the undeniable force united with one goal in mind!
Matthew:Well we're united but sadly we have one hell of a wildcard to deal with.
Lyndsey: You mean, Nightmare?
Matthew: Correct! Give the lovely lady a cookie. But we can't worry about him. We can just focus on own preparations.
Show: It's true I am bring my A game as you use to always use to say, but I've seen a difference in your prepation for this match, too. A new focus maybe.
Matthew: Yeah that's true this fight is a little more personal than any of the others I've had so far here in NAPW. I feel we need to use this match to make a statement.
Show: That's enough jibber-jabber, let's get out of here and go get some BBQ and get ready for "Cold Snap"!
Matthew: Works for us even though it won't be as good as Uncle Johnny's, but let's go.
Scene fades as "Team Kurtis" and Lyndsey head to the locker rooms to shower and change.
Co-written with "The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis
Note: "The Show" Chad Kurtis is still sporting is face mask but now it has a phoenix design air brushed on it.
Show: Come on can't you hit me. What was it Ali said said, oh yeah, float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. I can float like a butterfly but I sting like a yellow jacket! A crowd has gather round to cheer on "The Show" impressed by his quick feet. You want me to go righty or lefty? Taunting his opponent, knowing that he is equally strong either way. Chad goes on the offensive and lands a series of hooks 3 left sitting up for a devastating right hook that knocks his opponent down!
Sugar Ray: OK, Chad, that's enough of beating up on my boxers. Anyway, you are suppose to be a wrestler! I must admit you do have some skills. Especially in the footwork department.
Show: Climbing out of the ring and grabbing a drink of Fiji It's like the old saying, can't hit or pin what you can't catch. I wasn't trying to show up your young lions here, but what can I say, "Ali did say that I am the greatest!" As "The Show" is starting to towel off his cell phone starts ringing. Sorry to cut our visit short, but I need to take this call.
Sugar Ray: It's all good my man. Anyway your time with us is over anyway, and it's been a good week. I have confidence that you and your team will be victorious in you match.
Sugar Ray and "The Show" exchange hand bumps as Chad walks outside to continue his phone conversation.
Show: Well, if it ain't "The Big Blue @ss-kicker himself. When did you guys get here? Never mind that, where are you, so we can meet up?
Matthew: We just got in today. It don't matter where's good for you,bro?
Show: Do you want me to meet you there at University Marketplace or do you just want to meet up for supper at the Memphis Blue's BBQ House?
Matthew: Lyndsey and me want to get a workout in so meet us at the Gold's Gym and we can go to supper from there.
Show: In that case meet me in the cardio room. I have already had my workout, but can always use a little extra cardio.
"The Show" hangs up and climbs in his car and heads over to Gold's Gym. When he arrives his head straight to the machine next to Matthew and they start talking.
Lyndsey: Hi Chad,honey
Matthew: So have you heard what the Foundation has been saying about us,Chad?
Show: Yeah, I heard everything that "The Foundation" had to say, and to put it nicely I give it all the consideration I felt it deserved. That's why I just considered it all hot air as usually. I mean what the hell was Darko on when he made his statement. What was it he said something about I should have took my head hitting the concrete as a message, whatever, I mean they should have took it as a sign of things to come when the concussions and broken noses didn't stop me!
Matthew: That's just some more of the stupid grade school playground kinda name calling and one-up-manship they like to try to pull
Show: Yeah, yeah...it's true we are a better fit for singles competition, but truth being we make one hell of a tagteam, too. The unmovable object and the undeniable force united with one goal in mind!
Matthew:Well we're united but sadly we have one hell of a wildcard to deal with.
Lyndsey: You mean, Nightmare?
Matthew: Correct! Give the lovely lady a cookie. But we can't worry about him. We can just focus on own preparations.
Show: It's true I am bring my A game as you use to always use to say, but I've seen a difference in your prepation for this match, too. A new focus maybe.
Matthew: Yeah that's true this fight is a little more personal than any of the others I've had so far here in NAPW. I feel we need to use this match to make a statement.
Show: That's enough jibber-jabber, let's get out of here and go get some BBQ and get ready for "Cold Snap"!
Matthew: Works for us even though it won't be as good as Uncle Johnny's, but let's go.
Scene fades as "Team Kurtis" and Lyndsey head to the locker rooms to shower and change.
Co-written with "The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis
Note: "The Show" Chad Kurtis is still sporting is face mask but now it has a phoenix design air brushed on it.