Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Feb 5, 2007 15:26:49 GMT -5
~Open. Center of the squared circle. The arena is empty of fans, but there is action every where as the crew prepares the arena for the next epic PPV in NAPW history, Cold Snap. In the center of all the action is, self-proclaimed, ~nFa~ Republic of Newfoundland Champion, “The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees. He stands alone with the shinny, custom made title resting on his shoulder. The camera focuses on the “Champ” as he starts to speak.~
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: Here we are again!! Another NAPW Pay-Per-View d’hat will most likely go down in da history books as another huge success as da NAPW becomes more and more recognized around da world. And why, you ask, am I so positive d’hat Cold Snap will be just as great as other NAPW super events? Is it because da Main Event features two losers fight’n over a prize, d’hat at one point, meant someting? Is it because every title is on da line? Is it because d’ere are matches include’n names like Casino, Deathrow, Darko, Kodiak, Rotten or Xtreme? Is it because da ownership of dis company is on da line? Da answer t’all d’ese questions is…NO!! D’ere is one reason, and one reason only, d’hat dis company has grown as much as it has in da past year, why event after event are sold out five minutes after da tickets go on sale, and why finally dis promotion is get’n da attention it deserves. Yer look’n at it!! D’hat’s right Larrys, da reason tings are go’n as well as d’hey are fer da NAPW is yers truly, yer ~nFa~ Republic of Newfoundland Champion!
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: Now I know d’hat d’ere is always go’n t’be naysayers with d’eir remarks and comments. “Some Champion Rees is?! He just hauled that belt out his closet from under his stack of salt cod.” Say what ye like!! No body had da nerve t’say d’hat da value of da NAPW Champion had been flushed down da toilet ever since it was wrongly taken from me by Patty. But, me, I don’t care who I offend. I took da initiative and did someting about our title scene. While Cartwright and Ravager slap each others face with d’eir limp wrist over d’hat, dilapidated, flattened tin can, I brought back a title worth fight’n over, a title with history, wrasslin’s top title!! So, until I reclaim da NAPW Championship back as me own and and bring it back t’da glory d’hat it so rightfully deserves, yer look’n at da top title da NAPW has t’offer, held by da NAPW’s true top dog…
~Repositioning the ~nFa~ Republic of Newfoundland Championship belt, Lloyd continues to speak.~
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: Since me return, I have been work’n on one mission. D’hat mission; end Patrick Bickle’s career. Dis Wednesday, at Cold Snap, d’hat mission will finally be complete. Ya see Patty, like I’ve told ya befer, yer victory over me was a farce, a joke! Someting d’hat will never happen again!! Yer an embarrassment Patty! Not only t’da NAPW as a whole, but t’yerself!! Ya should have stayed down went I pinned ya fer da one, two, three on January 16th. Ya should have stayed down when Casino’s lacky, Krenshov, destroyed ya a week later. Well, Bickle, dis time I guaran-dame-tee d’hat ya won’t get up…
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: As fer yer partner…It’s seems Simply Beautiful is on da brink of make’n a huge mistake, a mistake d’hat many people befer him have made, da mistake of under estimate’n “Da East Coast Sensation”. Instead of waste’n yer time make’n remakes of some classic movies with yer buddies Roberts and Richards ya should be prepare’n fer one of da biggest matches ya had ever had da pleasure of have’n in da NAPW. Train’n everyday in da gym, watch’n videos of me old matches, maybe sign’n a release d’hat says da NAPW ain’t responsible fer anyting d’hat happens t’you at da hands of “Da Chairman” and meself. It’s just to bad d’hat ya had to align yerself with such a dead beat cause come Wednesday you’ll regret ever call’n yerself a friend of Patrick Bickle.
~Scene fades.~
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: Here we are again!! Another NAPW Pay-Per-View d’hat will most likely go down in da history books as another huge success as da NAPW becomes more and more recognized around da world. And why, you ask, am I so positive d’hat Cold Snap will be just as great as other NAPW super events? Is it because da Main Event features two losers fight’n over a prize, d’hat at one point, meant someting? Is it because every title is on da line? Is it because d’ere are matches include’n names like Casino, Deathrow, Darko, Kodiak, Rotten or Xtreme? Is it because da ownership of dis company is on da line? Da answer t’all d’ese questions is…NO!! D’ere is one reason, and one reason only, d’hat dis company has grown as much as it has in da past year, why event after event are sold out five minutes after da tickets go on sale, and why finally dis promotion is get’n da attention it deserves. Yer look’n at it!! D’hat’s right Larrys, da reason tings are go’n as well as d’hey are fer da NAPW is yers truly, yer ~nFa~ Republic of Newfoundland Champion!
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: Now I know d’hat d’ere is always go’n t’be naysayers with d’eir remarks and comments. “Some Champion Rees is?! He just hauled that belt out his closet from under his stack of salt cod.” Say what ye like!! No body had da nerve t’say d’hat da value of da NAPW Champion had been flushed down da toilet ever since it was wrongly taken from me by Patty. But, me, I don’t care who I offend. I took da initiative and did someting about our title scene. While Cartwright and Ravager slap each others face with d’eir limp wrist over d’hat, dilapidated, flattened tin can, I brought back a title worth fight’n over, a title with history, wrasslin’s top title!! So, until I reclaim da NAPW Championship back as me own and and bring it back t’da glory d’hat it so rightfully deserves, yer look’n at da top title da NAPW has t’offer, held by da NAPW’s true top dog…
~Repositioning the ~nFa~ Republic of Newfoundland Championship belt, Lloyd continues to speak.~
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: Since me return, I have been work’n on one mission. D’hat mission; end Patrick Bickle’s career. Dis Wednesday, at Cold Snap, d’hat mission will finally be complete. Ya see Patty, like I’ve told ya befer, yer victory over me was a farce, a joke! Someting d’hat will never happen again!! Yer an embarrassment Patty! Not only t’da NAPW as a whole, but t’yerself!! Ya should have stayed down went I pinned ya fer da one, two, three on January 16th. Ya should have stayed down when Casino’s lacky, Krenshov, destroyed ya a week later. Well, Bickle, dis time I guaran-dame-tee d’hat ya won’t get up…
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: As fer yer partner…It’s seems Simply Beautiful is on da brink of make’n a huge mistake, a mistake d’hat many people befer him have made, da mistake of under estimate’n “Da East Coast Sensation”. Instead of waste’n yer time make’n remakes of some classic movies with yer buddies Roberts and Richards ya should be prepare’n fer one of da biggest matches ya had ever had da pleasure of have’n in da NAPW. Train’n everyday in da gym, watch’n videos of me old matches, maybe sign’n a release d’hat says da NAPW ain’t responsible fer anyting d’hat happens t’you at da hands of “Da Chairman” and meself. It’s just to bad d’hat ya had to align yerself with such a dead beat cause come Wednesday you’ll regret ever call’n yerself a friend of Patrick Bickle.
~Scene fades.~