Post by KRENSHOV on Jan 31, 2007 22:42:06 GMT -5
It was the second consecutive tag-team victory for Kenny Krenshov, and the Untouchables, in two weeks. Next Generation’s supposed momentum has been crushed, and the Untouchables become that much more credible. That was the name of the game, right? We’ve been held down from backstage politics, American black-listing, and favoritism… but we’re the Untouchables—unified for the injustice that has been made at our expense. Once we crush the Doomriders, we will have crossed the threshold that threshold that has kept us down. Once we defeat the Doomriders, it will go from proving our worth, to total domination. A takeover that no one will be able to contain….
And Ravager bringing home the NAPW Championship to the Untouchables—well that won’t hurt at all…
Let’s analyze the situation. It’s a gym. It’s Eli Potts talking on his phone. It’s Kenny Krenshov pumping iron like the beast he is. It’s a classic situation for the dynamic duo.
It’s impossible to tell how much the beast is benching, but it’s sure as hell a lot more than you could ever do. He grunts at every exchange, and the beads of sweat fall from his face like a faucet that has unintentionally been left on. Kenny wears only work out pants and tennis shoes, and shirtless body shows off the remarkable muscles that bulge from every area in his body. His six pack, his pecks, his deltoids, and his arms—oh my lord, his arms are massive. Have you ever seen a man this big? If you answered no, then that is the correct answer. If you answered yes, then you are a liar and a dumbass.
Eli Potts is jabbing away on the phone like it’s his job. Well OK, so it is part of his job. He rocks blue windpants and jacket, like he’s actually going to work out. We all know that will never happen. It’s impossible to tell who he’s talking to, but it’s very clear as to what he’s saying.
“Dextro, Krusty Kid Paul, Next Generation, Patrick Bickle, and even Evan Cartwright have fallen at the hands of my client! You’ve got to be kidding me when people say that there are even a few spectators left that believe the Untouchables will lose to the Doomriders!” Eli makes his conversation blatantly loud, and Kenny Krenshov picks up the pace with his reps in anger, “So what if that piece of shit scored a pinfall over Kenny? It was a fluke, you saw it yourself, he grabbed the tights! Oh, and Billy eliminating him from the Battle Royale, what the hell does that matter? It wasn’t singles action, Kryenik never actually defeated Kenny! He eliminated Kenny in a battle royale where Kenny obviously had the disadvantage—How? He’s taller, it’s easier to knock him over the top rope, dammnit!”
Hearing his manager trying to justify his losses, Kenny tosses the weights to the floor, and proceeds to walk over to the squat station, stretching before he lifts.
“He’s the most dominant superstar in NAPW history! And look who he’s teaming up with, the greatest Pure Honor Champion, again, in NAPW history! They already have a pinfall over the NAPW Champion and it’s number one contender… well, the new member of the Untouchables.—Of course he’s with the Untouchables, you saw Chris give him the shirt right? In wrestling that’s pretty much the tradition of joining a faction. Ravager is with us, and he will be the next NAPW champion. I would put my salary on that!’ Kenny lifted the hundreds of pounds of weights as Eli continued his conversation, “Look at what Kenny has done. He is honestly unstoppable! So what if Deathrow distracted him for a loss to Brian Bruno, Castle will avenge that loss and defend his championship at Cold Snap!”
Kenny pushes his shoulders under the weights at the squat station, and lets out a loud, “AHHH,” as he balances them on his shoulders, then proceeds to squat the heavy load.
“Chris Casino is the most dynamic, and technical wrestler of all time, while Kenny Krenshov is the most powerful wrestler of all time! You’re looking at the best of the best damnit!”
Kenny exhilarates a loud, “AAGGHHHH” as he squats and proceeds to lift the weight back up to starting position.
“Do you hear that,” Eli Potts asks, “that is my client working harder than anyone else in this competition. He wants to win as much as Chris Casino, or more than anyone else in this competiton! Listen, Krenshov has beef with both of these men! Look at SBK, the guys been on a roll, and his herald to success? Eliminating Kenny Krenshov at the Action! Battle Royale. What else has he done that has held so much importance? Nothing! He has been riding off of the name of Chris Casino in last years Canada Cup Tournament, and the elimination of Kenny Krenshov in the battle royale! What else has he done? I’ll tell you—NOTHING!”
Krenshov continues his massive weight-squats with several grunts as Eli continues on, “Do you understand what Kryenik is? He is nothing but hype! Everyone thinks he is the hugest thing to grace God’s ring, but that is not the truth. The truth is, Kenny is not only literally the biggest thing to grace God’s thing, but even in the hyping sense. You pair that with the most technical man, the purest athlete in sports today, Chris Casino, and you have an unbeatable pair. Ask Evan Cartwright and the newest Untouchable, Ravger!”
Kenny smirks as he continues his squats at the remarks, and Eli plugs on, “Like I said, SBK is nothing but hype! He’s another Patrick Bickle waiting to happen—what do I mean? I mean this guy is trying so hard, he puts everything on the line every time. One Bickle achieved what he oh—oh—oh so wanted, he had already burned himself out. Bickle is just trying waayy to hard. He can’t beat Kenny Krenshov one-on-one, and he’s buying into the hype of everyone else has been throwing on him. It’s disgusting if you ask me. He honestly thought he was going to beat Ravager, Cartwright, and even Reese on Tuesday! Someone needs to tell him exactly where he stands, because right now, he’s standing a little too tall! If Kenny needs to chop him down a couple inches, then so be it. If Kryenik will back off if he is beaten by an Untouchable, then we will do what it takes. Kryenik won’t be half the man he claims he is after Cold Snap!”
Kenny locks the bar on the safe position, and wipes his forehead off as he moves onto the lower back station. He lifts up a 100 pound weight to do lower back arcs. Completely insane. Most people can barely handle 40, but Kenny isn’t most people, he is a monster. “Oh, now you want to talk about how Deathrow distracted Kenny enough to lose to Brian Bruno, but also score a cheap win over my client!”
Kenny shakes his head, trying to fight through the distraction. “First of all, Deathrow couldn’t help the fact that Kenny tried to stop is act of the Men In Black scandal, and felt compelled to react. He used words and Kenny’s relationship to distract him from Bruno! Deathrow is the reason the quickest pin in NAPW exists,” Kenny pushes himself up harder after hearing his manager on the phone, “and then Deathrow scores a pinfall over my client by grabbing a hand full of tights. After a long fought battle, Deathrow ended it with a hand full of tights, and why? Because STD couldn’t beat him any other way! The Jersey Street Fight didn’t end up how we wanted, but what else could we do aside from look forward? And what happened when we looked forward—exactly! We’ve dominated everyone in our path. Dextro, KKP, Patrick Bickle, Next Generation… it’s ridiculous of how many wins we have garnered! What chance does STD and SBK honestly think they have? Their answer should be—NONE!”
Krenshov throws the weight on the floor and gets up to stretch before the next station. “They are going against not only the purest athlete of all time, but the strongest athlete of all time! The Untouchables are named so for a reason, because no one can touch them! This is honestly the best collection of talent that has ever existed in NAPW, and will continue to exist until they have wronged the rights in this organization!”
The beast begins forearm twists as his maniac manager continues, “it’s obvious these two are completely divided in the first place!—What do I mean? I mean, how many matches have they been in together since they “reformed” the Doomriders?—Exactly. STD wants to believe these two are unified, but SBK has a completely different agenda. It’s a fact that neither of them want to admit. They say they have each others backs, but c’mon! SBK obviously is only sticking up for Deathrow out of principle, not because he wants to be a Doomrider! He’s won the Canadian Cup, he’s been hoisted to main event matches, and where has Deathrow been? Losing title shots, being a complete disgrace to the NAPW. Eventually, Billy is going to get sick of Deathrow for not being up to par, and I can almost guarantee that time will be at Cold Snap!”
Muscles, veins and skin bulge as the animal continues his forearms twists, obviously happy with what his manager is saying. “Deathrow is nothing with SBK, and SBK is held back with Thomas Deathrow at his side. It’s a fact, and like black ink on thin paper, it’s beginning to bleed through. Meanwhile, you have Chris Casino, the purest wrestler of NAPW history, and Kenny Krenshov, the most dominant man ever to grace a ring, looking to end these saps careers! It’s not an “if” it will happen, it “will” happen! The Untouchables will make the Doomriders pay, they will make the Doomriders suffer, they will trample over the only two that will keep the Untouchables from complete domination!”
Kenny drops the weights on the floor with a huge grunt and breathes heavily as Eli looks upon him, explicitly happy. “At Cold Snap, this all ends.” Eli claps his phone shut.
After broadcasting his message to his anonymous source, it will only be a matter of time before we hear from the Doomriders.
And Ravager bringing home the NAPW Championship to the Untouchables—well that won’t hurt at all…
Let’s analyze the situation. It’s a gym. It’s Eli Potts talking on his phone. It’s Kenny Krenshov pumping iron like the beast he is. It’s a classic situation for the dynamic duo.
It’s impossible to tell how much the beast is benching, but it’s sure as hell a lot more than you could ever do. He grunts at every exchange, and the beads of sweat fall from his face like a faucet that has unintentionally been left on. Kenny wears only work out pants and tennis shoes, and shirtless body shows off the remarkable muscles that bulge from every area in his body. His six pack, his pecks, his deltoids, and his arms—oh my lord, his arms are massive. Have you ever seen a man this big? If you answered no, then that is the correct answer. If you answered yes, then you are a liar and a dumbass.
Eli Potts is jabbing away on the phone like it’s his job. Well OK, so it is part of his job. He rocks blue windpants and jacket, like he’s actually going to work out. We all know that will never happen. It’s impossible to tell who he’s talking to, but it’s very clear as to what he’s saying.
“Dextro, Krusty Kid Paul, Next Generation, Patrick Bickle, and even Evan Cartwright have fallen at the hands of my client! You’ve got to be kidding me when people say that there are even a few spectators left that believe the Untouchables will lose to the Doomriders!” Eli makes his conversation blatantly loud, and Kenny Krenshov picks up the pace with his reps in anger, “So what if that piece of shit scored a pinfall over Kenny? It was a fluke, you saw it yourself, he grabbed the tights! Oh, and Billy eliminating him from the Battle Royale, what the hell does that matter? It wasn’t singles action, Kryenik never actually defeated Kenny! He eliminated Kenny in a battle royale where Kenny obviously had the disadvantage—How? He’s taller, it’s easier to knock him over the top rope, dammnit!”
Hearing his manager trying to justify his losses, Kenny tosses the weights to the floor, and proceeds to walk over to the squat station, stretching before he lifts.
“He’s the most dominant superstar in NAPW history! And look who he’s teaming up with, the greatest Pure Honor Champion, again, in NAPW history! They already have a pinfall over the NAPW Champion and it’s number one contender… well, the new member of the Untouchables.—Of course he’s with the Untouchables, you saw Chris give him the shirt right? In wrestling that’s pretty much the tradition of joining a faction. Ravager is with us, and he will be the next NAPW champion. I would put my salary on that!’ Kenny lifted the hundreds of pounds of weights as Eli continued his conversation, “Look at what Kenny has done. He is honestly unstoppable! So what if Deathrow distracted him for a loss to Brian Bruno, Castle will avenge that loss and defend his championship at Cold Snap!”
Kenny pushes his shoulders under the weights at the squat station, and lets out a loud, “AHHH,” as he balances them on his shoulders, then proceeds to squat the heavy load.
“Chris Casino is the most dynamic, and technical wrestler of all time, while Kenny Krenshov is the most powerful wrestler of all time! You’re looking at the best of the best damnit!”
Kenny exhilarates a loud, “AAGGHHHH” as he squats and proceeds to lift the weight back up to starting position.
“Do you hear that,” Eli Potts asks, “that is my client working harder than anyone else in this competition. He wants to win as much as Chris Casino, or more than anyone else in this competiton! Listen, Krenshov has beef with both of these men! Look at SBK, the guys been on a roll, and his herald to success? Eliminating Kenny Krenshov at the Action! Battle Royale. What else has he done that has held so much importance? Nothing! He has been riding off of the name of Chris Casino in last years Canada Cup Tournament, and the elimination of Kenny Krenshov in the battle royale! What else has he done? I’ll tell you—NOTHING!”
Krenshov continues his massive weight-squats with several grunts as Eli continues on, “Do you understand what Kryenik is? He is nothing but hype! Everyone thinks he is the hugest thing to grace God’s ring, but that is not the truth. The truth is, Kenny is not only literally the biggest thing to grace God’s thing, but even in the hyping sense. You pair that with the most technical man, the purest athlete in sports today, Chris Casino, and you have an unbeatable pair. Ask Evan Cartwright and the newest Untouchable, Ravger!”
Kenny smirks as he continues his squats at the remarks, and Eli plugs on, “Like I said, SBK is nothing but hype! He’s another Patrick Bickle waiting to happen—what do I mean? I mean this guy is trying so hard, he puts everything on the line every time. One Bickle achieved what he oh—oh—oh so wanted, he had already burned himself out. Bickle is just trying waayy to hard. He can’t beat Kenny Krenshov one-on-one, and he’s buying into the hype of everyone else has been throwing on him. It’s disgusting if you ask me. He honestly thought he was going to beat Ravager, Cartwright, and even Reese on Tuesday! Someone needs to tell him exactly where he stands, because right now, he’s standing a little too tall! If Kenny needs to chop him down a couple inches, then so be it. If Kryenik will back off if he is beaten by an Untouchable, then we will do what it takes. Kryenik won’t be half the man he claims he is after Cold Snap!”
Kenny locks the bar on the safe position, and wipes his forehead off as he moves onto the lower back station. He lifts up a 100 pound weight to do lower back arcs. Completely insane. Most people can barely handle 40, but Kenny isn’t most people, he is a monster. “Oh, now you want to talk about how Deathrow distracted Kenny enough to lose to Brian Bruno, but also score a cheap win over my client!”
Kenny shakes his head, trying to fight through the distraction. “First of all, Deathrow couldn’t help the fact that Kenny tried to stop is act of the Men In Black scandal, and felt compelled to react. He used words and Kenny’s relationship to distract him from Bruno! Deathrow is the reason the quickest pin in NAPW exists,” Kenny pushes himself up harder after hearing his manager on the phone, “and then Deathrow scores a pinfall over my client by grabbing a hand full of tights. After a long fought battle, Deathrow ended it with a hand full of tights, and why? Because STD couldn’t beat him any other way! The Jersey Street Fight didn’t end up how we wanted, but what else could we do aside from look forward? And what happened when we looked forward—exactly! We’ve dominated everyone in our path. Dextro, KKP, Patrick Bickle, Next Generation… it’s ridiculous of how many wins we have garnered! What chance does STD and SBK honestly think they have? Their answer should be—NONE!”
Krenshov throws the weight on the floor and gets up to stretch before the next station. “They are going against not only the purest athlete of all time, but the strongest athlete of all time! The Untouchables are named so for a reason, because no one can touch them! This is honestly the best collection of talent that has ever existed in NAPW, and will continue to exist until they have wronged the rights in this organization!”
The beast begins forearm twists as his maniac manager continues, “it’s obvious these two are completely divided in the first place!—What do I mean? I mean, how many matches have they been in together since they “reformed” the Doomriders?—Exactly. STD wants to believe these two are unified, but SBK has a completely different agenda. It’s a fact that neither of them want to admit. They say they have each others backs, but c’mon! SBK obviously is only sticking up for Deathrow out of principle, not because he wants to be a Doomrider! He’s won the Canadian Cup, he’s been hoisted to main event matches, and where has Deathrow been? Losing title shots, being a complete disgrace to the NAPW. Eventually, Billy is going to get sick of Deathrow for not being up to par, and I can almost guarantee that time will be at Cold Snap!”
Muscles, veins and skin bulge as the animal continues his forearms twists, obviously happy with what his manager is saying. “Deathrow is nothing with SBK, and SBK is held back with Thomas Deathrow at his side. It’s a fact, and like black ink on thin paper, it’s beginning to bleed through. Meanwhile, you have Chris Casino, the purest wrestler of NAPW history, and Kenny Krenshov, the most dominant man ever to grace a ring, looking to end these saps careers! It’s not an “if” it will happen, it “will” happen! The Untouchables will make the Doomriders pay, they will make the Doomriders suffer, they will trample over the only two that will keep the Untouchables from complete domination!”
Kenny drops the weights on the floor with a huge grunt and breathes heavily as Eli looks upon him, explicitly happy. “At Cold Snap, this all ends.” Eli claps his phone shut.
After broadcasting his message to his anonymous source, it will only be a matter of time before we hear from the Doomriders.