Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Jan 29, 2007 20:36:01 GMT -5
~We open in the arena that is to host NAPW Tuesday Night Fights. The NAPW road crew has set up an area for Superstars to shoot interviews/promos; this is where we find “The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees. He is alone for a change; Ol’Salty is nowhere to be found, probably trying to find a refill for his trademark flask. A NAPW banner hangs behind Lloyd. As the camera rolls, he starts to speak.~
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: I have decided d’hat, fer one last time, I am go’n t’grace da NAPW faithful and me fellow Superstars with me outspoken words of wisdom concerning, da once impressive Main Event fer t’morrows episode of Tuesday Night Fights. Ya see, when dis match was first signed I taught it was go’n t’be a great one. One fer da history books and how couldn’t it be? In da very same ring we we’re go’n t’have Ravager, “Sick” Billy Kryenik, “Perfection” Evan Cartwright, and yers truly, but now as da week has unfolded tings have changed slightly. Let’s take a look at what kinda contestants we really have fer dis so called epic Main Event…
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: Ravager. A man d’hat I once taught, and I mean back in February of ’06 when I first joined da NAPW, was a competitor. He’s got a few great accomplishments under his belt. First ever and two time Provincial Champion and former NAPW Champion, but now where do we find Mr. Bob Ravager? Well, as of dis past week he’s been chase’n around Evan’s ever so cold shadow try’n t’make sure d’hat if he does, by some matter of a miracle, defeat Cartwright at Cold Snap fer da NAPW Championship d’hat his win is not tarnished by Evan not be’n one hundred precent. We’ve even seen da former champ talk’n t’some body who’s not even d’ere. But d’ere is someting we haven’t saw Ravager do’n and it might be da most important ting he’s ever had t’do in his career…Prepare fer a match against “Da Lemondrop Kid”!! Ferget about Evan and his whereabouts, ferget about yer imaginary boy friend, and start tink'n about yer biggest test t’date, ME!!
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: “Sick” Billy Kryenik. After claim’n da Canada Cup fer himself two weeks ago, Billy decided t’hit da bottle. Finally after a slap in da face from his “buddy” Tommy Deathrow, Billy managed t’show his face around here. When he did come back to reality he found out about t’morrow’s match. But, did he hit da gym, start watch’n tapes from me ol’matches…No, no, no!! Instead, he decided t’take a chill pill and I’ll be God-damed, d’hat a**hole has never been look’n more relaxed!! Wrong move Billy!! Sure, ya got yer little cup, ya got yer guaranteed title shot, what else could ya need right?! Well, little me tell ya Kryenik!! What yer go’n t’need is some major luck and maybe a little Ravager’s miracle t’get though dis East Coaster in any shape t’challenge fer any title dis promotion has t’offer!! Well, maybe you could take on Casino fer his piece of trash belt; he’s more on yer level…
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: “Perfection” Evan Cartwright. Well, d’here really isn’t a whole lat t’say about da Champ. He’s f**k’n wash up in his late twenties. He came t’realize this in da early week and decided t’throw me belt into Da Thompson River d’hen he taught it was a great idea t’jump in da near freezing waters after it. Evan listen, I know I joked about yer situation earlier dis week and I apologize fer me behavior. Ya could have been seriously hurt, yer tens of fans would have been devastated, and da NAPW would not have been da same without ya…Our ratings would have went though da roof! But, in all serious, I know d’hat d’ere is not a chance in hell d’hat yer not go’n t’crawl yer way down t’d’hat ring fer dis match. I know you!! D’hat is how ya roll, ya would never let a chance t’prove me wrong slip by, but dis time Evan, I got yer number…
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: I got everyone’s number!! I got dis Four Way Survival Match under me thumb!! And it’s just a matter of time befer I got d’hat big gold belt around me waist hold’n up me pants again, cause yer look’n at “da former NAPW Television Champion, da three time and longest reign’n NAPW Provincial Champion in history, da two time NAPW Champion, da 2006 ENN 250 #1 wrestler, da technical terror, da top wrestler in da business t’day, da one and da only…LLOYD REES!!”
~The scene fades as Lloyd exits the interview/promo area.~
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: I have decided d’hat, fer one last time, I am go’n t’grace da NAPW faithful and me fellow Superstars with me outspoken words of wisdom concerning, da once impressive Main Event fer t’morrows episode of Tuesday Night Fights. Ya see, when dis match was first signed I taught it was go’n t’be a great one. One fer da history books and how couldn’t it be? In da very same ring we we’re go’n t’have Ravager, “Sick” Billy Kryenik, “Perfection” Evan Cartwright, and yers truly, but now as da week has unfolded tings have changed slightly. Let’s take a look at what kinda contestants we really have fer dis so called epic Main Event…
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: Ravager. A man d’hat I once taught, and I mean back in February of ’06 when I first joined da NAPW, was a competitor. He’s got a few great accomplishments under his belt. First ever and two time Provincial Champion and former NAPW Champion, but now where do we find Mr. Bob Ravager? Well, as of dis past week he’s been chase’n around Evan’s ever so cold shadow try’n t’make sure d’hat if he does, by some matter of a miracle, defeat Cartwright at Cold Snap fer da NAPW Championship d’hat his win is not tarnished by Evan not be’n one hundred precent. We’ve even seen da former champ talk’n t’some body who’s not even d’ere. But d’ere is someting we haven’t saw Ravager do’n and it might be da most important ting he’s ever had t’do in his career…Prepare fer a match against “Da Lemondrop Kid”!! Ferget about Evan and his whereabouts, ferget about yer imaginary boy friend, and start tink'n about yer biggest test t’date, ME!!
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: “Sick” Billy Kryenik. After claim’n da Canada Cup fer himself two weeks ago, Billy decided t’hit da bottle. Finally after a slap in da face from his “buddy” Tommy Deathrow, Billy managed t’show his face around here. When he did come back to reality he found out about t’morrow’s match. But, did he hit da gym, start watch’n tapes from me ol’matches…No, no, no!! Instead, he decided t’take a chill pill and I’ll be God-damed, d’hat a**hole has never been look’n more relaxed!! Wrong move Billy!! Sure, ya got yer little cup, ya got yer guaranteed title shot, what else could ya need right?! Well, little me tell ya Kryenik!! What yer go’n t’need is some major luck and maybe a little Ravager’s miracle t’get though dis East Coaster in any shape t’challenge fer any title dis promotion has t’offer!! Well, maybe you could take on Casino fer his piece of trash belt; he’s more on yer level…
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: “Perfection” Evan Cartwright. Well, d’here really isn’t a whole lat t’say about da Champ. He’s f**k’n wash up in his late twenties. He came t’realize this in da early week and decided t’throw me belt into Da Thompson River d’hen he taught it was a great idea t’jump in da near freezing waters after it. Evan listen, I know I joked about yer situation earlier dis week and I apologize fer me behavior. Ya could have been seriously hurt, yer tens of fans would have been devastated, and da NAPW would not have been da same without ya…Our ratings would have went though da roof! But, in all serious, I know d’hat d’ere is not a chance in hell d’hat yer not go’n t’crawl yer way down t’d’hat ring fer dis match. I know you!! D’hat is how ya roll, ya would never let a chance t’prove me wrong slip by, but dis time Evan, I got yer number…
“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees: I got everyone’s number!! I got dis Four Way Survival Match under me thumb!! And it’s just a matter of time befer I got d’hat big gold belt around me waist hold’n up me pants again, cause yer look’n at “da former NAPW Television Champion, da three time and longest reign’n NAPW Provincial Champion in history, da two time NAPW Champion, da 2006 ENN 250 #1 wrestler, da technical terror, da top wrestler in da business t’day, da one and da only…LLOYD REES!!”
~The scene fades as Lloyd exits the interview/promo area.~