Post by North T. Gunderson on Dec 12, 2005 23:10:20 GMT -5
{Screen up, Weather Channel logo}
{Logo fades out to Thunder, wearing a bad wig, glasses, and a drawn on moustache.}
Gregory Shane:
This is Gregory Shane with the Weather Channel. It is my honour today to be sitting with one of the best new wrestlers of the NAPW, and possibly of the greatest talent to enter ANY ring, in ANY league. Thunder. Thunder, it’s not everyday that someone from the Weather Channel gets to talk to a Storm. How are you?
{Cut to Thunder, in the same seat.}
Thunder:
I’m fine Greg, how are you?
GS:
I’m great. I have to admit I’m a little awestruck being in your presence.
Thunder:
Of course you are.
GS:
So tell me Thunder, how is it that THE most impressive wrestler in the world has yet to win a match?
Thunder:
Well I guess that depends on your definition of “win” now doesn’t it? Take Black Thursday for example.
GS:
Right, you & Tempest were very impressive…
Thunder:
… until we took a couple of cheap shots that “screwed” us. Tempest was on his was to eliminating the Immortal, and taking me to the top. But who cares, I don’t NEED a bye. I’ll go through whomever I need to in order to win the TV title, and the tag titles, and eventually all the gold in the NAPW.
GS:
But you still lost.
Thunder:
But I got to kick a whole lot >beep<!
GS:
And what about your first match with the Decapitators? It was thrown out, but that’s hardly a victory. And then you lost a four-way match as well.
Thunder:
And the Decapiwusses paid dearly in both cases. But again, look at how much >beep< I got to kick. And on Thursday We’ve got Technique & The Immortal. Most people would be worried about someone the size of The Immortal. But when I’ve got tempest on my side. He is force of nature. Anything The Immortal can do, he can do better. And once we’ve taken care of the big man, I’m gonna make nutbar Technique Blackout! And that… is gonna be… FUN!
[Thunder tosses the table to the side, camera land on the ground as we see tempest step into frame, and onto the glasses & wig that Thunder was wearing. ]
{screen fades, and The Storm destroy yet another bar}
{Logo fades out to Thunder, wearing a bad wig, glasses, and a drawn on moustache.}
Gregory Shane:
This is Gregory Shane with the Weather Channel. It is my honour today to be sitting with one of the best new wrestlers of the NAPW, and possibly of the greatest talent to enter ANY ring, in ANY league. Thunder. Thunder, it’s not everyday that someone from the Weather Channel gets to talk to a Storm. How are you?
{Cut to Thunder, in the same seat.}
Thunder:
I’m fine Greg, how are you?
GS:
I’m great. I have to admit I’m a little awestruck being in your presence.
Thunder:
Of course you are.
GS:
So tell me Thunder, how is it that THE most impressive wrestler in the world has yet to win a match?
Thunder:
Well I guess that depends on your definition of “win” now doesn’t it? Take Black Thursday for example.
GS:
Right, you & Tempest were very impressive…
Thunder:
… until we took a couple of cheap shots that “screwed” us. Tempest was on his was to eliminating the Immortal, and taking me to the top. But who cares, I don’t NEED a bye. I’ll go through whomever I need to in order to win the TV title, and the tag titles, and eventually all the gold in the NAPW.
GS:
But you still lost.
Thunder:
But I got to kick a whole lot >beep<!
GS:
And what about your first match with the Decapitators? It was thrown out, but that’s hardly a victory. And then you lost a four-way match as well.
Thunder:
And the Decapiwusses paid dearly in both cases. But again, look at how much >beep< I got to kick. And on Thursday We’ve got Technique & The Immortal. Most people would be worried about someone the size of The Immortal. But when I’ve got tempest on my side. He is force of nature. Anything The Immortal can do, he can do better. And once we’ve taken care of the big man, I’m gonna make nutbar Technique Blackout! And that… is gonna be… FUN!
[Thunder tosses the table to the side, camera land on the ground as we see tempest step into frame, and onto the glasses & wig that Thunder was wearing. ]
{screen fades, and The Storm destroy yet another bar}