Post by Chris Casino on Dec 11, 2005 23:38:27 GMT -5
- Computer Love -
At a local Internet cafe we find our hero Chris Casino sitting at a table carefully typing away on his keyboard. On the computer screen in front of him we see that he's at a E Dating Site. The site is called "Man 2 Man" and it's obviously not your everyday E Dating scene. Casino is humming as he cuts and pastes a picture of D! on the site under the heading "A Hard Man Is Good To Find!" With a final click of the mouse D! has just had his add approved by the website.
Casino: Oh hey guys, whew, as you can see I'm trying to help D! find true love. Maybe then he'll be less of an ass. This makes...Eight sites I've added his pic and bio onto. Be sure to check that in box D!. I'm sure you'll find Mr. Right, or would you call him R! I wonder? Only in Canada can some mook wrestle under the name of a letter. Someday I expect you to turn on your fans and become the evil "F" or something equally asinine.
Casino leans back in his chair and grins.
Casino: I see you've been busy checking up on me. In America we like to call it stalking. I dunno what you muther canukers call it up here. Anyway, it's almost time my overrated friend. Time to get your ass handed to you by the very future of NAPW...Chris Casino. I bet you've got goosebumps right now. I have that effect on people...Usually women though. But you're pretty damn close.
D!, you dirty Canadian stalker, just face facts that I'm gonna wear you out at MNF's and become the rightful #1 contender to your title. Who else in NAPW is on the same level as me? Lobo? Mirage? Rex Calibur? Pfffffffft, they couldn't find their asses with both hands and a flashlight. D!, your days as champ are over little buddy. Your seven fans will no doubt be all broken hearted that I will wrest that belt away from your dirty Canadian hands, but screw 'em!
I am what NAPW needs D!. I've got youth, talent, and good looks. You? You got a letter for a name and no respect in this industry. You also smell like a moose but that's neither here nor there. I just want to reiterate my previous statement D!. When I beat you...And I will, I want you to shake my hand like a man and tell the WORLD that I am the better man. You do that..And MAYBE people will take you seriously. Then after I win your title you can go back to Wal-Mart or wherever this place hired you from.
Casino stands up and straightens his tie, and flashes us a million dollar smile.
Casino: If you think you can beat me D!, by all means try. It'll make it that much better when I put your ass down for the 1-2-3. I am the next NAPW World Champion bud. You ain't gotta like it...You just have to learn to live with it.
Casino pushes past us and heads back to his hotel.
- cut to a commercial for Monday Night Fights! -
At a local Internet cafe we find our hero Chris Casino sitting at a table carefully typing away on his keyboard. On the computer screen in front of him we see that he's at a E Dating Site. The site is called "Man 2 Man" and it's obviously not your everyday E Dating scene. Casino is humming as he cuts and pastes a picture of D! on the site under the heading "A Hard Man Is Good To Find!" With a final click of the mouse D! has just had his add approved by the website.
Casino: Oh hey guys, whew, as you can see I'm trying to help D! find true love. Maybe then he'll be less of an ass. This makes...Eight sites I've added his pic and bio onto. Be sure to check that in box D!. I'm sure you'll find Mr. Right, or would you call him R! I wonder? Only in Canada can some mook wrestle under the name of a letter. Someday I expect you to turn on your fans and become the evil "F" or something equally asinine.
Casino leans back in his chair and grins.
Casino: I see you've been busy checking up on me. In America we like to call it stalking. I dunno what you muther canukers call it up here. Anyway, it's almost time my overrated friend. Time to get your ass handed to you by the very future of NAPW...Chris Casino. I bet you've got goosebumps right now. I have that effect on people...Usually women though. But you're pretty damn close.
D!, you dirty Canadian stalker, just face facts that I'm gonna wear you out at MNF's and become the rightful #1 contender to your title. Who else in NAPW is on the same level as me? Lobo? Mirage? Rex Calibur? Pfffffffft, they couldn't find their asses with both hands and a flashlight. D!, your days as champ are over little buddy. Your seven fans will no doubt be all broken hearted that I will wrest that belt away from your dirty Canadian hands, but screw 'em!
I am what NAPW needs D!. I've got youth, talent, and good looks. You? You got a letter for a name and no respect in this industry. You also smell like a moose but that's neither here nor there. I just want to reiterate my previous statement D!. When I beat you...And I will, I want you to shake my hand like a man and tell the WORLD that I am the better man. You do that..And MAYBE people will take you seriously. Then after I win your title you can go back to Wal-Mart or wherever this place hired you from.
Casino stands up and straightens his tie, and flashes us a million dollar smile.
Casino: If you think you can beat me D!, by all means try. It'll make it that much better when I put your ass down for the 1-2-3. I am the next NAPW World Champion bud. You ain't gotta like it...You just have to learn to live with it.
Casino pushes past us and heads back to his hotel.
- cut to a commercial for Monday Night Fights! -