Post by Chris Casino on Dec 11, 2005 15:08:53 GMT -5
- Disappointment -
Standing outside the hotel where he currently resides we find our hero Chris Casino leaning against a brick wall with a arrogant smirk plastered on his face. Dressed in a Ralph Lauren suit he looks a million times better than the dirty Canadians that are walking past him. Casino's long blond hair is tied back in a ponytail and his dark green eyes are hidden from us by a pair of $650 sunglasses. Casino glances at his gold Rolex and sighs.
Casino: I guess you Canadians haven't quite grasped the concept of "being on time" have you? I'm the NAPW's biggest star you ignorant trash. It's not like you're trying to interview D! who has absolutely nothing to say...As usual. No you see D! would rather be a comedian and kiss the ass of the public than think about what's going to happen at Monday Night Fights. Which brings me to this....
Casino straightens his silk tie and makes sure his hair is slicked back.
Casino: Earlier today I did some "in the field" research D! and I think you'd be a little surprised about my findings. Before I show them to you, I want you to know one thing. Your last promo...If that's what you can even call it. Sucked like your mother after I gave her two bucks. (smiles) anyway, on to what I like to call....The Truth About D!.
We cut from Chris Casino standing in front on his hotel to that of a local bar. The bar is loud with talk and laughter and smokes hangs in the air. On the small TV above the bar we see replay of NAPW Action is on. Chris Casino wanders into frame and he's dressed as if trying to blend in with the environment. Wearing a Hockey Jersey, blue jeans and ugly shoes and takes a seat at a table filled with dirty Canadians.
Casino: Excuse me dir...Uh...Fine gentlemen. Are you fans of the NAPW?
Dirty Canadian #1: Hell yeah! I make sure to watch every show. You gotta love that Misery guy eh?
Casino: Uh...Suuuuuuure. (turns to the man on his left) And you sir? You're a fan of NAPW as well?
Dirty Canadian #2: Yes sir. I just wish that they had better rasslers on Action.
Dirty Canadian #1: You're being to tough on them kids! They're just startin' out eh?
Casino: Are either of you married by chance?
The dirty Canadians look at each other.
Dirty Canadian 1 & 2: Uh...No.
Casino: (under his breath) Figures.
Dirty Canadian #2: Eh?
Casino: Hmm? Oh nothing. Look fellas I need your thoughts on a NAPW superstar.
Dirty Canadian #1: That why them cameras with you eh?
Casino: Indeed. Now the star in question is the NAPW Champion....
Dirty Canadian #2: Ravager! Damn, I think he's a tough son of a bitch!
Casino: Um, no I meant the other champion.
Dirty Canadian #1: Those Decapitators? I don't like tag team rasslin' much myself. men shouldn't be touchin' other mens hands no matter what the reason might be.
Casino tries to conceal a grin.
Casino: No. I'm talking about the World Champion, D!.
Dirty Canadian #1: Who?
Dirty Canadian #2: Is that the fella who lives in a cave with them other guys? Now THAT just ain't right.
Casino: Wait...You gentlemen don't know who D! is?
They look at his with blank looks.
Casino: Thank you gentlemen. You've proven an important point. Now if you'll excuse me.
We cut to a quick series of jump shots taken all through the bar.
* Casino showing a glossy 8x10 picture of D! to the bartender. The bartender shrugs his shoulders.
* Casino asking a pair of cute girls about the World Champion D!. They giggle and shake their heads "No" in unison.
* Casino asking a waitress about D! She looks confused and repeats what everyone else has to say "Who?"
* Casino looks into the camera and smiles.
We cut back to Chris Casino standing outside his hotel clapping for his own piece of artistry.
Casino: Hot damn that's like CNN quality reporting right there folks. D!, for all your boasting and posturing you're an unknown. Even amongst your fellow dirty Canadians. Hell, more people know Josh Reynolds than they know you. In fact, 99% of the people I polled today thought that Plague was still the NAPW champion. So say whatever you want to about your "adoring public" you pathetic loser. We all know that you're simply an undeserving bum who was handed a title. a loser who was matched against sorry competition to make him look good. A man who will soon have his ass kicked by a TRUE superstar. D!, your days at the top are drawing to a close. And I for one...Can't wait.
A pair of teenagers walking past Casino suddenly stop and look wide eyed at the man before them.
Teenager #1: Hey! You're Chris Casino! I've seen tapes of you from Japan! You rock dude!
Teenager #2: I just saw your match against El Diablo in Mexico City. Classic! Can we get your autograph?
Casino: Sure kids...Anything for my fans.
- cut to a commercial for the new Chris Casino tee shirt now on sale at NAPW Shop Zone! -
Standing outside the hotel where he currently resides we find our hero Chris Casino leaning against a brick wall with a arrogant smirk plastered on his face. Dressed in a Ralph Lauren suit he looks a million times better than the dirty Canadians that are walking past him. Casino's long blond hair is tied back in a ponytail and his dark green eyes are hidden from us by a pair of $650 sunglasses. Casino glances at his gold Rolex and sighs.
Casino: I guess you Canadians haven't quite grasped the concept of "being on time" have you? I'm the NAPW's biggest star you ignorant trash. It's not like you're trying to interview D! who has absolutely nothing to say...As usual. No you see D! would rather be a comedian and kiss the ass of the public than think about what's going to happen at Monday Night Fights. Which brings me to this....
Casino straightens his silk tie and makes sure his hair is slicked back.
Casino: Earlier today I did some "in the field" research D! and I think you'd be a little surprised about my findings. Before I show them to you, I want you to know one thing. Your last promo...If that's what you can even call it. Sucked like your mother after I gave her two bucks. (smiles) anyway, on to what I like to call....The Truth About D!.
We cut from Chris Casino standing in front on his hotel to that of a local bar. The bar is loud with talk and laughter and smokes hangs in the air. On the small TV above the bar we see replay of NAPW Action is on. Chris Casino wanders into frame and he's dressed as if trying to blend in with the environment. Wearing a Hockey Jersey, blue jeans and ugly shoes and takes a seat at a table filled with dirty Canadians.
Casino: Excuse me dir...Uh...Fine gentlemen. Are you fans of the NAPW?
Dirty Canadian #1: Hell yeah! I make sure to watch every show. You gotta love that Misery guy eh?
Casino: Uh...Suuuuuuure. (turns to the man on his left) And you sir? You're a fan of NAPW as well?
Dirty Canadian #2: Yes sir. I just wish that they had better rasslers on Action.
Dirty Canadian #1: You're being to tough on them kids! They're just startin' out eh?
Casino: Are either of you married by chance?
The dirty Canadians look at each other.
Dirty Canadian 1 & 2: Uh...No.
Casino: (under his breath) Figures.
Dirty Canadian #2: Eh?
Casino: Hmm? Oh nothing. Look fellas I need your thoughts on a NAPW superstar.
Dirty Canadian #1: That why them cameras with you eh?
Casino: Indeed. Now the star in question is the NAPW Champion....
Dirty Canadian #2: Ravager! Damn, I think he's a tough son of a bitch!
Casino: Um, no I meant the other champion.
Dirty Canadian #1: Those Decapitators? I don't like tag team rasslin' much myself. men shouldn't be touchin' other mens hands no matter what the reason might be.
Casino tries to conceal a grin.
Casino: No. I'm talking about the World Champion, D!.
Dirty Canadian #1: Who?
Dirty Canadian #2: Is that the fella who lives in a cave with them other guys? Now THAT just ain't right.
Casino: Wait...You gentlemen don't know who D! is?
They look at his with blank looks.
Casino: Thank you gentlemen. You've proven an important point. Now if you'll excuse me.
We cut to a quick series of jump shots taken all through the bar.
* Casino showing a glossy 8x10 picture of D! to the bartender. The bartender shrugs his shoulders.
* Casino asking a pair of cute girls about the World Champion D!. They giggle and shake their heads "No" in unison.
* Casino asking a waitress about D! She looks confused and repeats what everyone else has to say "Who?"
* Casino looks into the camera and smiles.
We cut back to Chris Casino standing outside his hotel clapping for his own piece of artistry.
Casino: Hot damn that's like CNN quality reporting right there folks. D!, for all your boasting and posturing you're an unknown. Even amongst your fellow dirty Canadians. Hell, more people know Josh Reynolds than they know you. In fact, 99% of the people I polled today thought that Plague was still the NAPW champion. So say whatever you want to about your "adoring public" you pathetic loser. We all know that you're simply an undeserving bum who was handed a title. a loser who was matched against sorry competition to make him look good. A man who will soon have his ass kicked by a TRUE superstar. D!, your days at the top are drawing to a close. And I for one...Can't wait.
A pair of teenagers walking past Casino suddenly stop and look wide eyed at the man before them.
Teenager #1: Hey! You're Chris Casino! I've seen tapes of you from Japan! You rock dude!
Teenager #2: I just saw your match against El Diablo in Mexico City. Classic! Can we get your autograph?
Casino: Sure kids...Anything for my fans.
- cut to a commercial for the new Chris Casino tee shirt now on sale at NAPW Shop Zone! -