Post by The Decapitators on Dec 6, 2005 18:47:24 GMT -5
A thunderous smack of two pool-balls echoe through the minds of all Decapitator fans. This is the first time since Black Thursday that the fans have heard and seen the trademark bar that The Decapitators lounge at. Axe and Diamond are sitting at the bar both with a giant mug and a bottle full of Molson.
Axe: Hey, man. That Diamondsault into the crowd was awesome.
Diamond: Thanks, I'm still kinda bummed that we didn't win at Black Thursday.
Axe: Oh screw it, we'll be champs sooner than the others think.
Diamond: How many teams are there?
Axe: I dunno, about five I think.
Diamond: And they all want those straps?
Axe: Yep.
Diamond: Damn...Hey remember the first time we connected The Decapitation??
Axe: Yes, yes I do...
FLASHBACK!!!
A baby Axe and baby Diamond are shown in their play-room. It seems Axe was always bald and always had a goatee. The young Axe picks up a stuffed Barney doll, while Diamond climbs the coffee table and jumps connecting with the over-castle. The impact is so much that the Barney doll's head is ripped from its torso. Diamond sits crying, holding the Barney head shaking it wildly. Axe utters his first words, "Decapitation".
END FLASHBACK!!
Axe: Actually i REALLY Don't remember that happenening but whatever...
Diamond: Well anyways I have a match next Thursday, and I'm going to beat the crap out of everyone!!
Axe: Yeah!!!
Fades to Black while The Decapitators leave the bar totally hammered out of their skulls.
Co-Written with my friend Evan
He say's "HI"
Axe: Hey, man. That Diamondsault into the crowd was awesome.
Diamond: Thanks, I'm still kinda bummed that we didn't win at Black Thursday.
Axe: Oh screw it, we'll be champs sooner than the others think.
Diamond: How many teams are there?
Axe: I dunno, about five I think.
Diamond: And they all want those straps?
Axe: Yep.
Diamond: Damn...Hey remember the first time we connected The Decapitation??
Axe: Yes, yes I do...
FLASHBACK!!!
A baby Axe and baby Diamond are shown in their play-room. It seems Axe was always bald and always had a goatee. The young Axe picks up a stuffed Barney doll, while Diamond climbs the coffee table and jumps connecting with the over-castle. The impact is so much that the Barney doll's head is ripped from its torso. Diamond sits crying, holding the Barney head shaking it wildly. Axe utters his first words, "Decapitation".
END FLASHBACK!!
Axe: Actually i REALLY Don't remember that happenening but whatever...
Diamond: Well anyways I have a match next Thursday, and I'm going to beat the crap out of everyone!!
Axe: Yeah!!!
Fades to Black while The Decapitators leave the bar totally hammered out of their skulls.
Co-Written with my friend Evan
He say's "HI"