Post by brion on Dec 4, 2005 13:08:27 GMT -5
:inside the kingdom of rats, the lord of pain rules over all. we find misery sitting at his throne, his long dark hair obscuring his face. he's drumming his fingers on one of the armrests and we wonder if misery is impatient with something. he looks up at the camera and clears his throat.:
misery - seems as if "some" people in napw are less than thrilled that misery is in their midst. just today i received word that no less than two superstars in this company refuse to face me due to my...violent tendencies. personally i belive these people won't work with me because they know they'll lose. that they're just not good enough to knock heads with the lord of pain. the president of this fine company has also stated that i "ease off" on some of my fun. to be honest i find this all rather amusing. in an era when all you have to do is change the channel when you're watching something you don't want to...they would rather bitch and moan and try to get misery in hot water. to the two people who refuse to work with me on grounds of my "tastelessness" let me apologize.
:with that misery flips the camera the double bird.:
misery - there happy now?
:misery chuckles and we notice that the camera remains trained on the throne. we can't see any of the kingdom of rats that surround us. nor do we see anyone else but misery.:
misery - while i get yelled at for being "different" i don't see anyone busting the immortals balls for being lazy and boring. immortal, you pitiful little donkey molester, you dare call me out like i'm some unknowing rookie? immortal you need to worry more about yourself than what misery is doing. however...if you want a taste of misery i'll be glad to oblige. but not on action. that show is for losers like mirage to toil away on. if you want me then you can wait until next monday. i'll be a champion then.
:misery looks around and sighs. the sigh of a man defeated by politics.:
misery - i seem to have quiet the fan base here in napw. why, just the other day d! and his life partner ravager were up on some rooftop playing abbott and costello. ravager, your lack of originality continues to stun me. at first i thought it was a scam...a ruse to make me think that you're a stupid moron. but now...i'm sure you're a moron. I suspect that ravager wants to go to prison. not to escape me, but to play "whoops i dropped the soap" with clubber lang in the shower. I think...I....meh.
:misery starts to laugh and drops his head.:
misery - what does it matter what i think? here i sit, with the most original so called "gimmick" of anyone and what do i get? sh*t on. i'm tired of having people tell me that they don't like me because i scare them or make them feel all icky. i'm sick of always being told to "tone down" my image because "some" people are to damn lazy to use their tv remote to remove me from their screen. ravager, you ignorant slut, guess what? you win. keep your little trinket. if i have to bow down to politics than screw you and the people who complain about me. (to someone off screen) are we done?
:misery stands up and walks out of frame as we cut to a commercial.:
misery - seems as if "some" people in napw are less than thrilled that misery is in their midst. just today i received word that no less than two superstars in this company refuse to face me due to my...violent tendencies. personally i belive these people won't work with me because they know they'll lose. that they're just not good enough to knock heads with the lord of pain. the president of this fine company has also stated that i "ease off" on some of my fun. to be honest i find this all rather amusing. in an era when all you have to do is change the channel when you're watching something you don't want to...they would rather bitch and moan and try to get misery in hot water. to the two people who refuse to work with me on grounds of my "tastelessness" let me apologize.
:with that misery flips the camera the double bird.:
misery - there happy now?
:misery chuckles and we notice that the camera remains trained on the throne. we can't see any of the kingdom of rats that surround us. nor do we see anyone else but misery.:
misery - while i get yelled at for being "different" i don't see anyone busting the immortals balls for being lazy and boring. immortal, you pitiful little donkey molester, you dare call me out like i'm some unknowing rookie? immortal you need to worry more about yourself than what misery is doing. however...if you want a taste of misery i'll be glad to oblige. but not on action. that show is for losers like mirage to toil away on. if you want me then you can wait until next monday. i'll be a champion then.
:misery looks around and sighs. the sigh of a man defeated by politics.:
misery - i seem to have quiet the fan base here in napw. why, just the other day d! and his life partner ravager were up on some rooftop playing abbott and costello. ravager, your lack of originality continues to stun me. at first i thought it was a scam...a ruse to make me think that you're a stupid moron. but now...i'm sure you're a moron. I suspect that ravager wants to go to prison. not to escape me, but to play "whoops i dropped the soap" with clubber lang in the shower. I think...I....meh.
:misery starts to laugh and drops his head.:
misery - what does it matter what i think? here i sit, with the most original so called "gimmick" of anyone and what do i get? sh*t on. i'm tired of having people tell me that they don't like me because i scare them or make them feel all icky. i'm sick of always being told to "tone down" my image because "some" people are to damn lazy to use their tv remote to remove me from their screen. ravager, you ignorant slut, guess what? you win. keep your little trinket. if i have to bow down to politics than screw you and the people who complain about me. (to someone off screen) are we done?
:misery stands up and walks out of frame as we cut to a commercial.: