Post by brion on Dec 3, 2005 14:25:46 GMT -5
:inside the kingdom of rats, the lord of pain rules over all. we see the man known only as misery standing on a make shift podium looking out over his followers. the group is comprised of men, women and children. all filthy, all without hope and some even wearing the mask of misery. they all look to their savior with rapt attention, no one dares to ignore what misery has to say. meanwhile the man himself stands over them, his long stringy black hair blowing in the breeze. he clears his throat and points to the crowd.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - as you have now seen...ravager is no more than a frightened little child. you all saw him viciously attack one of our own for no reason. it's like my gospel states...the beautiful people will keep us down no matter the cost. [/glow]
:the crowd murmurs their agreement. some even seem angry.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - if ravager proved anything today, he proved that he's mighty tough against a strung out teenager. ravager did it make you feel like a bad ass when you were kicking the poor child like that? i find it a tired cliche when wrestlers feel the need to beat someone up just to make them look tough. it's right up there with trying to out bench press each other. pathetic. sure you could say that i'm a hypocrite but i don't beat my followers. i show them that to become one with misery, to fully understand my gospel they'll have to walk a road filled with pain. a road that you'll soon be on.[/glow]
:the entire crowd starts to nod with their approval.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - ravager, you say i'm not your biggest challenge and i belive you. i think your biggest challenge is trying to grasp the english language. when i watch one of your insipid interviews i often catch myself nodding off. i would rather watch mirage make an as out of himself than suffer your mind numbing interviews. so far you've shown you collect ninja stars in a trunk secreted away in your house. you've shown that you can kick a junkies ass without breaking a sweat. and you've shown that you know without any shadow of a doubt that you fear misery.[/glow]
:misery starts to pace back and forth on his rickety wooden podium.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - sure you'll deny that fact but we know it's true. i see it in your eyes. i see it with your pathetic attempts to instill fear in me. you know as well as i do that your time as both champion and father are soon to come to an ugly end. you cannot deny the fact that i have destroyed any and all who have stood before me ravager. while you're off chasing titles and ignoring your children...i'm changing the world into a better place. [/glow]
:misery stops his pacing and looks out at his followers.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - children...our time has come. we will finally overcome those who have tried to keep us in this lost place. we began with cook and next on our list is the fool ravager. so go out into the night children and spread our gospel. the gospel of misery will soon be heard everywhere.[/glow]
:the followers move as one as they head away from misery and into the night.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - it all ends for you this Monday ravager. your sad excuse for a career will end by my hands. i will take your title, your wife and kids and spit in the face of napw. and what will you do child? bitch and moan? maybe try to gain some measure of revenge? just let it go ravager. let it all go and it'll be easier for you to take. everything you love, i will have. your fans will weep in the aisles as they cart you out on a stretcher. napw will forget about you the second you're gone. the future of this company belongs to me. and not you, nor anyone else can stop it from happening.[/glow]
:misery steps off his podium and walks over to a chair with a person seated in it. the man in the chair has a hood over his head and he's strapped to the chair with barbed wire. with a flourish misery removes the hood and we see it's the follower that ravage beat on earlier.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - child...what do i hate most?[/glow]
:the man tries to speak but his lips are super glued shut.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - eh? i didn't catch that.[/glow]
:the follower starts to cry but misery pays him no mind. instead he pulls out a large buck knife. the followers eyes bug out of his head.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - since you failed me i think it's only fair that you see how...loving...my friends can be.[/glow]
:with that misery steps away from the poor bastard tied to the chair and looks into the darkness.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - (quietly) ravager...i have such sights to show you child.[/glow]
:misery watches as hordes of sewer rats crawl out from their dark holes and advance on the man. he watches slowly as they creep up on him:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - child...something tells me the rats hate failure as much as i do. enjoy yourself and next time...be more careful.[/glow]
:misery walks away and the rats part for him like the red sea did for moses.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - as you have now seen...ravager is no more than a frightened little child. you all saw him viciously attack one of our own for no reason. it's like my gospel states...the beautiful people will keep us down no matter the cost. [/glow]
:the crowd murmurs their agreement. some even seem angry.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - if ravager proved anything today, he proved that he's mighty tough against a strung out teenager. ravager did it make you feel like a bad ass when you were kicking the poor child like that? i find it a tired cliche when wrestlers feel the need to beat someone up just to make them look tough. it's right up there with trying to out bench press each other. pathetic. sure you could say that i'm a hypocrite but i don't beat my followers. i show them that to become one with misery, to fully understand my gospel they'll have to walk a road filled with pain. a road that you'll soon be on.[/glow]
:the entire crowd starts to nod with their approval.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - ravager, you say i'm not your biggest challenge and i belive you. i think your biggest challenge is trying to grasp the english language. when i watch one of your insipid interviews i often catch myself nodding off. i would rather watch mirage make an as out of himself than suffer your mind numbing interviews. so far you've shown you collect ninja stars in a trunk secreted away in your house. you've shown that you can kick a junkies ass without breaking a sweat. and you've shown that you know without any shadow of a doubt that you fear misery.[/glow]
:misery starts to pace back and forth on his rickety wooden podium.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - sure you'll deny that fact but we know it's true. i see it in your eyes. i see it with your pathetic attempts to instill fear in me. you know as well as i do that your time as both champion and father are soon to come to an ugly end. you cannot deny the fact that i have destroyed any and all who have stood before me ravager. while you're off chasing titles and ignoring your children...i'm changing the world into a better place. [/glow]
:misery stops his pacing and looks out at his followers.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - children...our time has come. we will finally overcome those who have tried to keep us in this lost place. we began with cook and next on our list is the fool ravager. so go out into the night children and spread our gospel. the gospel of misery will soon be heard everywhere.[/glow]
:the followers move as one as they head away from misery and into the night.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - it all ends for you this Monday ravager. your sad excuse for a career will end by my hands. i will take your title, your wife and kids and spit in the face of napw. and what will you do child? bitch and moan? maybe try to gain some measure of revenge? just let it go ravager. let it all go and it'll be easier for you to take. everything you love, i will have. your fans will weep in the aisles as they cart you out on a stretcher. napw will forget about you the second you're gone. the future of this company belongs to me. and not you, nor anyone else can stop it from happening.[/glow]
:misery steps off his podium and walks over to a chair with a person seated in it. the man in the chair has a hood over his head and he's strapped to the chair with barbed wire. with a flourish misery removes the hood and we see it's the follower that ravage beat on earlier.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - child...what do i hate most?[/glow]
:the man tries to speak but his lips are super glued shut.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - eh? i didn't catch that.[/glow]
:the follower starts to cry but misery pays him no mind. instead he pulls out a large buck knife. the followers eyes bug out of his head.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - since you failed me i think it's only fair that you see how...loving...my friends can be.[/glow]
:with that misery steps away from the poor bastard tied to the chair and looks into the darkness.:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - (quietly) ravager...i have such sights to show you child.[/glow]
:misery watches as hordes of sewer rats crawl out from their dark holes and advance on the man. he watches slowly as they creep up on him:
[glow=red,2,300]misery - child...something tells me the rats hate failure as much as i do. enjoy yourself and next time...be more careful.[/glow]
:misery walks away and the rats part for him like the red sea did for moses.: