Post by D! on Nov 28, 2005 4:06:45 GMT -5
Groove Armada - Purple Haze
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SCREEN: THE FIVE MOVES OF D!OOM.
SCREEN: 4 - THE ROCKETTES KICK OF DOOM
CLIP: Viking stumbles forward, D! to the second turnbuckle. He leaps off with a front kick. And wait, another one! And another...and now...D! is doing a catastrophic can can!
(Shot of D! jogging uphill from the River Valley.)
D!: So I was watching a Pay Per View . . . with my buddies one night . . . Chris Benoit versus Randy Orton . . .
(Shot of D! leaning in the empty NAPW ring's corner.)
D!: . . . and Benoit's just laying into the kid, going all "rabid wolverine" on him. He gets Orton in the corner and just kicks him, then he keeps working Orton with the same kick, the same target, over and over again.
(Cut to D! jogging.)
D!: And one of my buddies, he's watching Benoit lay the boots to him . . .
CLIP: Chris Benoit lays multiple snap kicks to Randy Orton's midsection (Courtesy WWE Home Video)[/i]
D!: . . . and he starts humming the can-can.
CLIP: D! saw it coming and boots Plague in the gut! And again! AND...HE'S SINGING THE CAN-CAN! THE ROCKETTES KICK OF DOOM!
(Cut to D! in the ring corner.)
D!: Now don't get me wrong . . . no disrespect to Benoit was ever intended. It's just that the thought of Benoit taunting the crap out of someone while he was laying into him was priceless to us.
(Shot of D! strolling in the gym.)
D!: So guess what? I vowed to myself that I'd do it.
(Cut to D! in the ring corner.)
D!: First of all, ask Plague what it feels like. My fancy feet don't love-tap you. You leave the ground when I boot you in the gut.
(Shot of D! working seated in an exercise machine.)
D!: Single leg extensions! Feel the burn!
(Cut to D! in the ring corner.)
D!: They drive the air out of you, disorient the hell out of you. And what's more? The audience is laughing at you while you're getting kicked.
(Cut to D! jogging.)
D!: Brutal and entertaining . . . Unorthodox Old School, baby!
CLIP: It's The Plague and D! FIRING those lethal feet, one kick, two kick, three kick, ROCKETTES KICK! Can, can, can YOU do the Can-Can? The crowd singing along with the NAPW Champion as he repeatedly kicks his rival in the stomach!
D!: The crowd's singing . . . with me . . . (laughs) I've created a monster . . .
SCREEN: THE FIVE MOVES OF D!OOM.
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SCREEN: THE FIVE MOVES OF D!OOM.
SCREEN: 4 - THE ROCKETTES KICK OF DOOM
CLIP: Viking stumbles forward, D! to the second turnbuckle. He leaps off with a front kick. And wait, another one! And another...and now...D! is doing a catastrophic can can!
(Shot of D! jogging uphill from the River Valley.)
D!: So I was watching a Pay Per View . . . with my buddies one night . . . Chris Benoit versus Randy Orton . . .
(Shot of D! leaning in the empty NAPW ring's corner.)
D!: . . . and Benoit's just laying into the kid, going all "rabid wolverine" on him. He gets Orton in the corner and just kicks him, then he keeps working Orton with the same kick, the same target, over and over again.
(Cut to D! jogging.)
D!: And one of my buddies, he's watching Benoit lay the boots to him . . .
CLIP: Chris Benoit lays multiple snap kicks to Randy Orton's midsection (Courtesy WWE Home Video)[/i]
D!: . . . and he starts humming the can-can.
CLIP: D! saw it coming and boots Plague in the gut! And again! AND...HE'S SINGING THE CAN-CAN! THE ROCKETTES KICK OF DOOM!
(Cut to D! in the ring corner.)
D!: Now don't get me wrong . . . no disrespect to Benoit was ever intended. It's just that the thought of Benoit taunting the crap out of someone while he was laying into him was priceless to us.
(Shot of D! strolling in the gym.)
D!: So guess what? I vowed to myself that I'd do it.
(Cut to D! in the ring corner.)
D!: First of all, ask Plague what it feels like. My fancy feet don't love-tap you. You leave the ground when I boot you in the gut.
(Shot of D! working seated in an exercise machine.)
D!: Single leg extensions! Feel the burn!
(Cut to D! in the ring corner.)
D!: They drive the air out of you, disorient the hell out of you. And what's more? The audience is laughing at you while you're getting kicked.
(Cut to D! jogging.)
D!: Brutal and entertaining . . . Unorthodox Old School, baby!
CLIP: It's The Plague and D! FIRING those lethal feet, one kick, two kick, three kick, ROCKETTES KICK! Can, can, can YOU do the Can-Can? The crowd singing along with the NAPW Champion as he repeatedly kicks his rival in the stomach!
D!: The crowd's singing . . . with me . . . (laughs) I've created a monster . . .
SCREEN: THE FIVE MOVES OF D!OOM.