Post by nexusone on Nov 27, 2005 4:04:03 GMT -5
(Rex Caliber is standing in the gymnasium at Parts Unknown High School. He has a film crew video recording a segment to air on NAPW.com. He is beginning the first take of the day.)
Rex: The people of Edmonton, Alberta…Canada, have seen many great wrestlers compete in that region. The fans love to cheer for the likes of Nightmare, and DJ Wig…
(Rex starts laughing uncontrollably.)
Director Sam: Rex man, what’s wrong?
(Rex tries to calm down, long enough to answer.)
Rex: These guys, are my competition. I got to wrestle a former DJ, no not one but two former DJ’s.
Director Sam: I know these names are stupid, but come on your Rex Caliber.
Rex: Hey, don’t be making fun of my damn name. My name is super creative and you wished you had thought of it. Now start the damn video back up.
Director Sam: Rex Message Take 2...Action
Rex:: The people of Edmonton, Alberta…Canada, have seen many great wrestlers compete in that region. The fans love to cheer for the likes of Nightmare…DJ Wiggles.
Director Sam: CUT!
(Rex looks at the Director, with a very distinct “Go to Hell” look.)
Rex: WHAT?
Director Sam: You said his name wrong.
Rex: You sure?
(Rex goes over and reads the script that they had prepared.)
Rex: Well I’ll be damned it’s Wigger…The guy’s name is Wigger. Ok, Let’s do this again.
Director Sam: Rex Message Take 3... Action
Rex:The people of Edmonton, Alberta…Canada, have seen many great wrestlers compete in that region. The fans love to cheer for the likes of Nightmare…DJ Wigger…Technique…and Moose.
(Rex shows his arms which are scarred up from barbwire cuts.)
Rex: Canada will no longer have to cheer wildlife and Eminem wannabes. Not because they can cheer me. No, because they won’t see those guys after Black Thursday.
Director Sam: CUT!
Rex: What now?
Director Sam: You was supposed to talk about the other guys too.
Rex: Like who?
Director Sam: Thunder, Death, The Minstrel, them.
Rex: The Minister, he has that gimmick where he has the alter boy get down on his knees and…
Director Sam: THE MINSTREL…
Rex: Oh, the Menstrual, he bleeds like every 4 matches, and his finisher is a bicycle kick he calls the Menstrual Cyc…
Director Sam: No listen to me its Minstrel spelled M I N S T R E L. Minstrel.
Rex: Well that’s not as good as the other two gimmicks. Email him the Menstrual one, he might could change his up. Ok, just pick up after the last part.
Director Sam: Ok whatever, Rex message Take something Action
Rex: Black Thursday will also showcase the likes of Death… Thunder and Rain..
Director: CUT!
Rex:…
Director: His partner is Tempest.
Rex: Damn, he named himself after wind. Some noise and some blowing, then nothing. What a team.
(Rex and Sam worked almost 4 hours taping the segment. It took almost 79 takes. After all that and 2 additional hours editing it, the tape showed up at the NAPW offices. The final product is as follows.)
Rex: The people of Edmonton, Alberta…Canada, have seen many great wrestlers compete in that region. The fans love to cheer for the likes of Nightmare…DJ Wigger…Technique…and Moose.
(Rex shows his arms which are scarred up from barbwire cuts.)
Rex: Canada will no longer have to cheer wildlife and Eminem wannabes. Not because they can cheer me. No, they won’t see those guys after Black Thursday.
(Rex then shows a promotional flier of Black Thursday.)
Rex: You see these faces…
(The camera shows pictures of Death and the Viking, on the flier.)
Rex: These guys might think they are bad, evil, ass kickers. But come Thursday they will meet the real thing. They’ll meet a man who trained in a Japanese Dojo. A man who has had his flesh torn, by barbwire, and burnt by a flames.
(The camera pans back up to Rex Caliber’s face.)
Rex: Come Thursday, it might end up being RED THURSDAY, when NAPW gets their first taste of “The Nexus One” Rex Caliber.
(The tape ends at the sight of the flier, now with NAPW X’ed out in blood.)
Rex: The people of Edmonton, Alberta…Canada, have seen many great wrestlers compete in that region. The fans love to cheer for the likes of Nightmare, and DJ Wig…
(Rex starts laughing uncontrollably.)
Director Sam: Rex man, what’s wrong?
(Rex tries to calm down, long enough to answer.)
Rex: These guys, are my competition. I got to wrestle a former DJ, no not one but two former DJ’s.
Director Sam: I know these names are stupid, but come on your Rex Caliber.
Rex: Hey, don’t be making fun of my damn name. My name is super creative and you wished you had thought of it. Now start the damn video back up.
Director Sam: Rex Message Take 2...Action
Rex:: The people of Edmonton, Alberta…Canada, have seen many great wrestlers compete in that region. The fans love to cheer for the likes of Nightmare…DJ Wiggles.
Director Sam: CUT!
(Rex looks at the Director, with a very distinct “Go to Hell” look.)
Rex: WHAT?
Director Sam: You said his name wrong.
Rex: You sure?
(Rex goes over and reads the script that they had prepared.)
Rex: Well I’ll be damned it’s Wigger…The guy’s name is Wigger. Ok, Let’s do this again.
Director Sam: Rex Message Take 3... Action
Rex:The people of Edmonton, Alberta…Canada, have seen many great wrestlers compete in that region. The fans love to cheer for the likes of Nightmare…DJ Wigger…Technique…and Moose.
(Rex shows his arms which are scarred up from barbwire cuts.)
Rex: Canada will no longer have to cheer wildlife and Eminem wannabes. Not because they can cheer me. No, because they won’t see those guys after Black Thursday.
Director Sam: CUT!
Rex: What now?
Director Sam: You was supposed to talk about the other guys too.
Rex: Like who?
Director Sam: Thunder, Death, The Minstrel, them.
Rex: The Minister, he has that gimmick where he has the alter boy get down on his knees and…
Director Sam: THE MINSTREL…
Rex: Oh, the Menstrual, he bleeds like every 4 matches, and his finisher is a bicycle kick he calls the Menstrual Cyc…
Director Sam: No listen to me its Minstrel spelled M I N S T R E L. Minstrel.
Rex: Well that’s not as good as the other two gimmicks. Email him the Menstrual one, he might could change his up. Ok, just pick up after the last part.
Director Sam: Ok whatever, Rex message Take something Action
Rex: Black Thursday will also showcase the likes of Death… Thunder and Rain..
Director: CUT!
Rex:…
Director: His partner is Tempest.
Rex: Damn, he named himself after wind. Some noise and some blowing, then nothing. What a team.
(Rex and Sam worked almost 4 hours taping the segment. It took almost 79 takes. After all that and 2 additional hours editing it, the tape showed up at the NAPW offices. The final product is as follows.)
Rex: The people of Edmonton, Alberta…Canada, have seen many great wrestlers compete in that region. The fans love to cheer for the likes of Nightmare…DJ Wigger…Technique…and Moose.
(Rex shows his arms which are scarred up from barbwire cuts.)
Rex: Canada will no longer have to cheer wildlife and Eminem wannabes. Not because they can cheer me. No, they won’t see those guys after Black Thursday.
(Rex then shows a promotional flier of Black Thursday.)
Rex: You see these faces…
(The camera shows pictures of Death and the Viking, on the flier.)
Rex: These guys might think they are bad, evil, ass kickers. But come Thursday they will meet the real thing. They’ll meet a man who trained in a Japanese Dojo. A man who has had his flesh torn, by barbwire, and burnt by a flames.
(The camera pans back up to Rex Caliber’s face.)
Rex: Come Thursday, it might end up being RED THURSDAY, when NAPW gets their first taste of “The Nexus One” Rex Caliber.
(The tape ends at the sight of the flier, now with NAPW X’ed out in blood.)